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[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1263659]No worries! I used my new pick-up line this afternoon at La Rambla, which was pretty well pack with hotties!

I said,"Yo [email]bit@h[/email], I'm from the Westside; just name your price! And it worked like a charm!

However, I'm almost out of money already.[/QUOTE]Westsideeee! Hey, Tomjackin? Deepmmpactt and Puta Romeo, are C-walking your way. We are going to lift all the puta prices, like a 64" chevy Impala with hydraulics up, down, side to side. We hittin switches, and by the time we leave, you old school mongers going to have to take out a second mortgage on your holmes, just to afford money like us. (ahem). BROS"shit I'm going to shake up the putas, like a "dice-game" 7 / Eleven, damn! I just "crapped out! Now my ass is broke. I guess ill C-walk my broke ass back home. West Sideee All Day Every Day!

[QUOTE=Coalburner69;1263850]But flawed. He's not factoring in the REAL frequency of arrivals, numbers and cash spent by these bros. There's no fucking way that the "best talent" is going to go slumming and hook up with some ex-pat (even on a regular basis) who typically pays (on avg) less than 1k. This isn't even tip money to them anymore.[/QUOTE]The girl who wants top dollar from tourists will go for 1000 pesos or less with someone she knows and likes for extra cash. She may look like a million dollars in the disco at night, but that may be because she was able to invest 1000 pesos in her infrastructure earlier in the day in the beauty salon. And she may not regard going with the ex-pat as slumming. He probably has a nice apartment, car, etc. The slumming might be what she has to do to make the big bucks. Just today I received a PM from a guy visiting Sosua raving enthusiastically about a chica who has given me freebies.

[QUOTE=Orgasmico; 1263885]Is this dude on here?

[url]http://youtu.be/C2xOyxfr5-4[/url]

[url]http://youtu.be/wBN9OJibRJc[/url][/QUOTE]It is a good piece, but no one that I've met on here would be caught dead doing a You Tube piece like this. I can see it now,"Professor Smith, the Provost would like to meet with you. He said it's about some You Tube video you made about the Dominican Republic." LOL

[QUOTE=Frannie;1263910]The girl who wants top dollar from tourists will go for 1000 pesos or less with someone she knows and likes for extra cash. She may look like a million dollars in the disco at night, but that may be because she was able to invest 1000 pesos in her infrastructure earlier in the day in the beauty salon. And she may not regard going with the ex-pat as slumming. He probably has a nice apartment, car, etc. The slumming might be what she has to do to make the big bucks.[/QUOTE]Frannie needs to put that in all CAPS and repeat it. I was talking to some locals in Juan Dolio that I met. Bought one a Presidente for his "birthday" and we all shared. A fine girl walks past. They know her. I let them talk, but say nothing. She says, in Spanish, I can get this one. I say nothing. One guy is telling her to shut up. They know I speak Spanish. She goes on about getting me to pay $100 for ST. Finally, she says Hello, in English and asks me if I want a date. I reply, in Spanish, that I have a girlfriend, live in Puerto Plata (I don't) , and only tourists pay $100 for ST. I told her that the going rate in Juan Dolio is 500 pesos. Her mouth dropped.

She asked me to buy her a drink. I told her I wasn't thristy. The guys hollered. Finally, I go talk to her. She apologized. Didn't know I lived here. Told her I teach English. She asked where, and I told her it doesn't matter. She's not in my class. Ultimately, she agrees to go with me for 1, 000 pesos ST. I reluctantly agreed. But she earned that 1, 000.

The guys told me that she gets $100 from tourists. She didn't get it from me, and I'm a visitor. See how that works.

[QUOTE=Professor 1;1263915]The guys told me that she gets $100 from tourists. She didn't get it from me, and I'm a visitor. See how that works.[/QUOTE]Now THIS should be in all caps. It's called "GAME", and usually the mofos complaining all the time are the ones with NO GAME (and get gamed)!

GET SUM (game).

HINT: If you spend three quarters of your time worried that what someone else is paying is somehow going to effect your success, you have ZERO game and should just spend your entire trip in your hotel room (or apartment) jerking off to photos of chicas posted by mongers in the photo thread.

[QUOTE=SavePros321; 1263932]Now THIS should be in all caps. It's called "GAME", and usually the mofos complaining all the time are the ones with NO GAME (and get gamed)!

GET SUM (game).

HINT: If you spend three quarters of your time worried that what someone else is paying is somehow going to effect your success, you have ZERO game and should just spend your entire trip in your hotel room (or apartment) jerking off to photos of chicas posted by mongers in the photo thread.[/QUOTE]I agree 100. Another example of "no game" is what happened to me last Monday night at Classicos. This was my first trip to DR. I have been to Brazil approx 15 visits and even mongered in Panama. I had just negotiated with a young lady and we were standing at the bar having a few drinks before we went to my hotel room. As I had my arm around her, another fellow American walked up and whispered in her ear. It must have been a previous date because she tried to ease my tension by introducing him as a friend but with no name. He whispered in her ear again and she gave a half grin as if she wanted to say Mofo can't you see I'm working? Fellas these are not your girlfriends! The dumbest thing in the world is to get into it with a guy about a girl where there are thousands of women within a shout to take home. No game! She and I eventually left and she was well worth the pesos.

[QUOTE=Frannie;1263910]The girl who wants top dollar from tourists will go for 1000 pesos or less with someone she knows and likes for extra cash. She may look like a million dollars in the disco at night, but that may be because she was able to invest 1000 pesos in her infrastructure earlier in the day in the beauty salon. And *she may not regard going with the ex-pat as slumming. He probably has a nice apartment, car, etc. *The slumming might be what she has to do to make the big bucks. Just today I received a PM from a guy visiting Sosua raving enthusiastically about a chica who has given me freebies.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Professor 1; 1263915]Frannie needs to put that in all CAPS and repeat it. I was talking to some locals in Juan Dolio that I met. Bought one a Presidente for his "birthday" and we all shared. A fine girl walks past. They know her. I let them talk, but say nothing. She says, in Spanish, I can get this one. I say nothing. One guy is telling her to shut up. They know I speak Spanish. She goes on about getting me to pay $100 for ST. Finally, she says Hello, in English and asks me if I want a date. I reply, in Spanish, that I have a girlfriend, live in Puerto Plata (I don't) , and only tourists pay $100 for ST. I told her that the going rate in Juan Dolio is 500 pesos. Her mouth dropped.

She asked me to buy her a drink. I told her I wasn't thristy. The guys hollered. Finally, I go talk to her. She apologized. Didn't know I lived here. Told her I teach English. She asked where, and I told her it doesn't matter. She's not in my class. Ultimately, she agrees to go with me for 1, 000 pesos ST. I reluctantly agreed. But she earned that 1, 000.

The guys told me that she gets $100 from tourists. She didn't get it from me, and I'm a visitor. See how that works.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=SavePros321; 1263932]Now THIS should be in all caps. It's called "GAME", and usually the mofos complaining all the time are the ones with NO GAME (and get gamed)!

GET SUM (game).

HINT: If you spend three quarters of your time worried that what someone else is paying is somehow going to effect your success, you have ZERO game and should just spend your entire trip in your hotel room (or apartment) jerking off to photos of chicas posted by mongers in the photo thread.[/QUOTE]AMEN! Rev. Fran, The Honorable Professor 1 and Pastor SavePro has just now put you on "GAME"! Hopefully the ISG congregation will take heed to this latest sermon cause I for damn sure don't want to hear any more complaints about the chica prices in DR and how the "bros" are messing it up for everybody!

Now let's raise an offering to the Sosua congregation LOL.

[QUOTE=DeepMmpactt;1263896]Westsideeee! Hey, Tomjackin? Deepmmpactt and Puta Romeo, are C-walking your way. We are going to lift all the puta prices, like a 64" chevy Impala with hydraulics up, down, side to side. We hittin switches, and by the time we leave, you old school mongers going to have to take out a second mortgage on your holmes, just to afford money like us. (ahem). BROS"shit I'm going to shake up the putas, like a "dice-game" 7 / Eleven, damn! I just "crapped out! Now my ass is broke. I guess ill C-walk my broke ass back home. West Sideee All Day Every Day![/QUOTE]Yo Deep your a fool for this post LMAO! SARCASM at its best!

[QUOTE=Frannie;1263910]The girl who wants top dollar from tourists will go for 1000 pesos or less with someone she knows and likes for extra cash. She may look like a million dollars in the disco at night, but that may be because she was able to invest 1000 pesos in her infrastructure earlier in the day in the beauty salon. And she may not regard going with the ex-pat as slumming. He probably has a nice apartment, car, etc. The slumming might be what she has to do to make the big bucks. Just today I received a PM from a guy visiting Sosua raving enthusiastically about a chica who has given me freebies.[/QUOTE]I pay 1000 pesos max for ST shooting one load-if the girls good enough for a second round then I'll give her another 500pesos. Thats it so Frannie I agree with you-SUCKERS- pay top dollar-but the once a year visiting tourist or rich guy don't care. As far as "freebies"-oh yea the food, the booze, the using the apartment as a second home and they don't count in the eyes of the FREEBIE STUDS who the chicas just adore because they use them like a tampon. I want to know when the FREEBIE STUD was treated to dinner at a top notch eatery or taken to a resort for the weekend because he is such "THE MAN" with his freebie chica paying the tab. Fools are fools, believe what you want. I don't need the "freebie chica" Personally," I pay then play the tell her to go away." No games-No thanks I love it that way.

[QUOTE=Zedman99;1264002]Personally," I pay then play the tell her to go away." No games-No thanks I love it that way.[/QUOTE]You are the man! But the girls seem so happy when I give them 6000 pesos just to touch my dick; guess I have a lot to learn. Thanks for sharing.

[QUOTE=Frannie;1263910]The girl who wants top dollar from tourists will go for 1000 pesos or less with someone she knows and likes for extra cash. She may look like a million dollars in the disco at night, but that may be because she was able to invest 1000 pesos in her infrastructure earlier in the day in the beauty salon. And she may not regard going with the ex-pat as slumming. He probably has a nice apartment, car, etc. The slumming might be what she has to do to make the big bucks. Just today I received a PM from a guy visiting Sosua raving enthusiastically about a chica who has given me freebies.[/QUOTE]Are you still talking about the "best talent" in Sousa here?

[QUOTE=Tomjackin;1264045]You are the man! But the girls seem so happy when I give them 6000 pesos just to touch my dick; guess I have a lot to learn. Thanks for sharing.[/QUOTE]Only 6000 pesos? Damn you are a "cheepie" bastard :D.

[QUOTE=Tomjackin;1264045]You are the man! But the girls seem so happy when I give them 6000 pesos just to touch my dick; guess I have a lot to learn. Thanks for sharing.[/QUOTE]It's not that I'm the man- You are "THE MARK". Your the guy they love-Do as you please. You remind me of the big tipper-who later down the road gets robbed and beaten and wonders why?

[QUOTE=Chismitty;1263985]I agree 100. Another example of "no game" is what happened to me last Monday night at Classicos. This was my first trip to DR. I have been to Brazil approx 15 visits and even mongered in Panama. I had just negotiated with a young lady and we were standing at the bar having a few drinks before we went to my hotel room. As I had my arm around her, another fellow American walked up and whispered in her ear. It must have been a previous date because she tried to ease my tension by introducing him as a friend but with no name. He whispered in her ear again and she gave a half grin as if she wanted to say Mofo can't you see I'm working? Fellas these are not your girlfriends! The dumbest thing in the world is to get into it with a guy about a girl where there are thousands of women within a shout to take home. No game! She and I eventually left and she was well worth the pesos.[/QUOTE]First of all- What tension? Second of all with the half grin-She wasn't thinking like can't you see......You said you were in Classico's--- I guarantee she was thinking "You were paying a lot more pesos then the other "gringo"--In your mind she was worth it.in her mind another dumb "overpaying" gringo-You both were satisfied --That's all that counts.

[QUOTE=Zedman99;1264104]It's not that I'm the man- You are "THE MARK". Your the guy they love-Do as you please. You remind me of the big tipper-who later down the road gets robbed and beaten and wonders why?[/QUOTE]Zedman99, seeing as though you showed up a little late to the party (topic of discussion) you probably should read back a few pages in order to see where Tomjackin's comments are coming from. You don't want to be only guy in this forum that "doesn't get it" (the current running joke).

If you do so, you will find that your comments (calling Tomjackin a "Mark") are misplaced. It's either that or you haven't been around this forum long enough to understand is sense of humor.

[QUOTE=Coalburner69;1264047]Are you still talking about the "best talent" in Sousa here?[/QUOTE]Yes. Of course talent is in the eye of the beholder, and if I think a girl is the best in Sosua, you may not necessarily agree, and vice versa. I have seen the girl in Sosua who asks for a minimum of six thousand (or is it four thousand) , and while she has a certain amount of glamour, she would not necessarily top my list of desirable sex partners.