Message for those newly arriving to Dubai
In case you guys are not clear, you should be having some beers right before hitting the road when the sun is really low.
You should also get some booze at the duty free shop and offer to the guys in the exit, they work long hours and the uniform makes them thirsty.
This whole Ramadan thing that 11Bravo is talking about is just an attempt from the "Old Boys Network" to keep Dubai's secret hidden from those who do not know the secret handshake. This bloody British mindset where you need to belong to the right class before getting access to good things. These bastards have not realized the days of the Empire are over.
Luckily for you I am here to share all these secrets with you.
So first stop Duty Free load plenty of booze, remember you will need to offer some of the poor guys on duty at the exit. Then you start drinking while in the taxi, but keep some for next days. It is illegal to be sober on the road at Iftar time, and the arab girls in the malls go crazy if you offer them some booze. You may get them for free in the lavatories.
Ramadan is a great time to be in the GCC, pay no attention to those who want to keep it hidden from you. You deserve as much fun as any other guy.
You have been exposed 11Bravo. The charade is over.
[QUOTE=11Bravo;1306395]Given that Ramadan has started, will be interesting to see if this year is any different than others (I doubt it). Just be careful of driving around Iftar (evening's break of fast).[/QUOTE]
Where is the Hotel Fantasia, or its phone number?
i tried to google it but couldn't find it.
[quote=11bravo; 1306831]ah, youth; so quick on the [i]trigger[/i]. popular with the girls (5 minutes, work finished) but really, not so popular on the thread[b]s[/b]:
danteinferno 01-25-11 21:20 northeastern africa: egypt thats approve my special thanks to you.
danteinferno 01-25-11 21:14 northeastern africa: egypt thats approve my special thanks to you.
danteinferno today 01:55 united arab emirates: dubai reports.
danteinferno today 01:52 united arab emirates: dubai reports.
damn, here i thought i was familiar with bangkok, but i've never been to [u]pet[/u]pong. that sounds like something [b]wicked roger[/b] might be more familiar with. .
and it seems you don't understand that there are rules on the isg: regular members' posts don't appear instantaneously, and you don't post e-mail addresses. yes, i know, a [i]speedy[/i] guy like yourself just doesn't have the time to read, and comprehension might take a bit longer for such a [i]player[/i] as yourself.
and i'm sure your subscription will be activated any day now. i know, sometimes jackson can be a little slow; he gets backed up. after all, it's only been 18 months.
now i know a hell-on-wheels lady's man like yourself can't be bothered to read ancient history. egy monger's answer was titled "rtff!", but perhaps comprehension is not your strong suit. and [b]wicked roger[/b] did answer you question, but it was in the " ancient history" section. 1 page back.
just so you'll feel welcome here, here are 2 solutions: (sorry guys, have to give away our secrets, i'm full of that ramadan benevolence) :
[list][*]as mentioned here before (and before, and before) , the fantasia hotel has everything your quickness desires. their club saudi saudi is simply unbelievable (though staff might be reduced this month). it's a place that never gets tiresome.
[*]go to 1 of the big malls here. they are full on fun girls, looking for a [i]hot[/i] hellraiser like yourself.[list][*]stand at the base of an escalator.[*]when you see an arabian girl, or even a group of arabian girls that you fancy, put your hands in your front pockets, as far to the center as you can (you want to look big to impress).
[*]use your hips to make the motions that you'd like to show her personally, in private. lean in, and whisper what you're interested in. seems you can speak the lingo, so impress her with your knowledge of all those things you are so eager for.
[*]before long, some uniformed staff with come and escort you to where you can have anal all day long. can't say it will be all arab, but certainly some.[/list][/list]
glad to help out. have to say, handles are so informative, though i must say, i don't think you're too hot. to paraphrase professor k: "this is a shroud, mr. di, a shroud."[/quote]