Lisbon

Like every little Brit born in 1919, Mur was reared on stirring tales of imperialist forefathers – explorers, soldiers and missionaries, hacking steamy jungles, crossing stony deserts and braving bone-chilling snowdrifts, to discover remote territories and claim them for Christianity, Free Trade, Football and Parliamentary Democracy.

This will strike a chord with Portuguese readers, likewise brainwashed with ‘descobrimentos’.

One heroic narrative truly impressed Mur’s minuscule mind and petrified his perky penis. In 1911, Captain Robert Scott set out to be the first to reach the South Pole. His brave but shambolic expedition duly reached 90ºS, – only to find that a meticulously prepared and brilliantly executed Norwegian mission led by Roald Amundsen had beaten them to it some weeks earlier. Broken-hearted, Scott and friends died stoically on their return trip.

[url]http://www.eyewitnesstohistory.com/scott.htm[/url]

Similarly, Muri thought he’d been the very first to make his way to Barão Sabrosa and bring news of Ruslana.

He was even prouder to hear that he’d encouraged ‘Leonardo’ to make the same journey.

So - imagine the disillusionment yesterday when his psychiatric counsellor sent a text message offering to discuss Ruslana’s ‘clinical case’, and when he visited the local forum GP-PT to find that more intelligent and better-equipped explorers had arrived before him…

[url]http://www.gp-pt.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=194&t=4432[/url]

At least Captain Scott found only a Norwegian flag, some empty corned-beef cans, and a pile of frozen dogshit. This was more like turning up at 90ºS to discover an ‘El Corte Inglés’ megastore with a metro station underneath, and election posters for Manuela Ferreira Leite in the streets outside.

Turns out that far from being an undiscovered jewel, Roslana has been working here since early 2008 and is celebrated online as one of Europe’s leading nymphomaniacs. Comments on her, all favourable and some quite breathless, run to ten pages of GP-PT, from at least twenty contributors. So much for Muri’s ‘virgin bride’…

Imagine rushing on to a music forum, shouting, “listen up everyone, I’ve just discovered this new, like, amazing talent called Leonard Cohen!”

Oh, well, Muri. At least you didn’t perish, (not quite) on the way home. Be a man, my son. Swallow the embarrassment; confess your stupidity in public, and go back tomorrow to chew on that ZIP.

Rua Barão de Sabrosa, 84. See y'all there, mid-day tomorrow. There will be no danger of snowdrifts.

Nice video. Nice looking place. But can one expect anything here beyond a sensual massage?

[QUOTE=John6969]Hi,

I recommend everyone that enjoy a nice sensual and erotic massage to see this place in Lisbon Center:

WebSite Link:
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Visit the video in YouTube here:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbSC8HMGzzE&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Elisboa%2Ewayangcenter%2Ecom%2Fpt%2Findex%2Ehtm&feature=player_embedded[/url]

See for yourself.

I'm an addict of this place since I discovered it.

In this ISGuide forum there is some reports about this Massage Center.


Regards,

John6969[/QUOTE]

here is a brief review of some experiences. i found the local foro
[url]http://www.gp-pt.net/forum/[/url]
very useful here, although due to my lacking portugese it wasn't a triviality. anyway, the last girl listed below justified on her own those hours spent trying to figure out the language.
surprisingly enough, i found the best service with two girls who spoke excellent english - perhaps a coincidence.

luciana
african
[url]http://www.portalprivado.com/luciana_m/index.htm[/url]
excellent english
friendly attitude
excellent service; no anal, yes bbbj
photos on the web site may be couple of years old
120 /hour

lorena
portugese
[url]http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=486[/url]
privado, av. óscar monteiro torres
nice girl
good service; nothing to write home about; bbbj, facial yes, cim no
good looking, but the photos hide a lot
100 /hour

viviane
portugese
[url]http://www.escortportugal.com/ver_ficha.php?id=4219&nick=viviane[/url]
sharing with another girl, rue gomes freire
friendly attitude, intelligent communication, service a bit too professional
yes anal, no bbbj
100 /hour


cris lopez
listed on [url]www.apartadox.com[/url]
brazilian
friendly, nice attitude
excellent service, yes bbbj, no cim
100 /hour

[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]
gizelle escorts on ave de la republica
spanish
fake blond, big silicon enhancement
service: horrible - doesn't kiss, cbj, no anal (although promissed)
100 /hour

valentina
[url]http://www.portal-intimo.com/index.php?content=perfil&acompanhanteid=107[/url]
fluent english
service: simply excellent: did everything what i asked and what i didn't ask for, extremely enthusiastic, interesting conversation - luckily i'm out of here tomorrow otherwise i would take her with me.
100 /hour
(some of her photos were posted in the forum some time ago)

Thank you very much
[QUOTE=Carpediem]Here is a brief review of some experiences. I found the local foro
[url]http://www.gp-pt.net/forum/[/url]
[/QUOTE]

I've just read the last 25 pages of this thread so nobody can call me lazy. I have one night in Lisbon coming up and it will be a Wednesday. I'm booked into the Sofitel. Just a couple of statements/questions. Please correct me.

1/ Hotels are all girl friendly.

2/ Highest class club is EF. 200-300 EUR. Brazilian girls dominate so maybe no DFK or BBBJ. No sports shoes but would jeans be OK as long as I'm smart? Best time for a full night would be 1am to 2am.

3/ Hi class escorts - not clear to me where I can find these. They all seem to be 100-120 EUR ph and not particularly pretty. Does anyone know some sites where I can get them. I will pay 300-500 EUR for the right quality.

4/ Normal night club action. Does anyone know some that the odd semi or fully pro would hang out in? Otherwise where is good to place to try and pick up on a Wednesday - Lux? Somewhere that is not dead. I'm still quite young.

Got to say my ideal night would be an escort at 10pm then a trip to a legit club (if any recommended) then EF if no luck.

Any help much appreciated.

Tim

[QUOTE=Mr Tee]I've just read the last 25 pages of this thread so nobody can call me lazy. I have one night in Lisbon coming up and it will be a Wednesday. I'm booked into the Sofitel. Just a couple of statements/questions. Please correct me.

1/ Hotels are all girl friendly.

2/ Highest class club is EF. 200-300 EUR. Brazilian girls dominate so maybe no DFK or BBBJ. No sports shoes but would jeans be OK as long as I'm smart? Best time for a full night would be 1am to 2am.

3/ Hi class escorts - not clear to me where I can find these. They all seem to be 100-120 EUR ph and not particularly pretty. Does anyone know some sites where I can get them. I will pay 300-500 EUR for the right quality.

4/ Normal night club action. Does anyone know some that the odd semi or fully pro would hang out in? Otherwise where is good to place to try and pick up on a Wednesday - Lux? Somewhere that is not dead. I'm still quite young.

Got to say my ideal night would be an escort at 10pm then a trip to a legit club (if any recommended) then EF if no luck.

Any help much appreciated.

Tim[/QUOTE]1) Sofitel is girl friendly. I brought in girls a number of times. Most hotels are, but many stop the girl at reception and ask for her ID. One hotel once did not allow a Brzilian girl I was with because she did not have a proper ID. A;lso I have heard that some hotels charge your bill for an extra person if they have seen you bringing in a girl at night.

2) Elefante Branco and Galeria are nice clubs and whenever I have been there (about ten times over the last 2 years) there were at least a few dozen girls in each club each time with always a few 8s-9s. Typical charge is 300 and you can negotiate down.

I have tried a few of the massage places, but I agree that while prices are low the girls are often not that pretty.

Other questions I cannot help you with.

Good luck!

[QUOTE=Mr Tee]3/ Hi class escorts - not clear to me where I can find these. They all seem to be 100-120 EUR ph and not particularly pretty. Does anyone know some sites where I can get them. I will pay 300-500 EUR for the right quality.[/QUOTE]

Nica: Ukrainian, early 30s, blonde, the body of a Greek statue, drop dead beautiful, GFE, BBBJ, CIM, DFK, A-levels. And, last but not least, incalls... 50€!!! I don't know if she's willing to go to your hotel but you can always ask her. She speaks some Portuguese, don't know about English...

[url]http://www.gp-pt.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=194&t=10712[/url]

(and her friend) Diana: Ukrainian, late 20s, red-hair, beautiful (not as much as Nica but still a pretty woman), petite, ultra-GFE, BBBJ, CIM, DFK, A-levels. They also do threesomes. Minimal Portuguese, minimal English. Same fee, same contact.

Valentina or Luciana Mello that Carpediem has raved about

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=928257&postcount=1175[/url]

are also amazing.

Enjoy.

I have been reading this thread for a while, although I have never participated.

It did surprise me however to see this Kama guy participate again. Isn't it the same guy that promised, after Ozouville made fun of him, not to participate ever again?

I was a bit doubtful of Ozouville's claims at the time, but now I've become more convinced.

[QUOTE=Kama Leão]Nica: Ukrainian, early 30s, blonde, the body of a Greek statue, drop dead beautiful, GFE, BBBJ, CIM, DFK, A-levels. And, last but not least, incalls... 50€!!! I don't know if she's willing to go to your hotel but you can always ask her. She speaks some Portuguese, don't know about English...

[url]http://www.gp-pt.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=194&t=10712[/url]

(and her friend) Diana: Ukrainian, late 20s, red-hair, beautiful (not as much as Nica but still a pretty woman), petite, ultra-GFE, BBBJ, CIM, DFK, A-levels. They also do threesomes. Minimal Portuguese, minimal English. Same fee, same contact.

Valentina or Luciana Mello that Carpediem has raved about

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=928257&postcount=1175[/url]

are also amazing.

Enjoy.[/QUOTE]

Kama Leao, Great to see you back. Your reports were always very informative and useful.
Yes the Russian/Ukranian presence is quite spectacular, drawn by the good weather, cheap prices, safety, and easy going life style. There is also quite a large male Russian/Ukranian presence, I hear. When it comes to the girls, I would however distinguish between independents and syndicates. Even in the latter case, the girls do seems to have their freedom. But worth bearing in mind and asking about, it you have a conscience.

Lilia has moved, but just a stone’s throw away. Still the same number, as per below. Stil in Sete Rios, now on the main street that runs parallel to where she used to be Antonio Martins. Now at No 72 , first floor D on that main street. Enjoy!

The worst thing about going a trip to Lisbon is that it is so short, and that firepower is not greater at my elderly age, to enjoy all the delights!

After an absence of a few months, some of the posts are rather odd. I couldn’t agree less with Bilbo456 “In short this is not a great place for mongering.” Look back over my past posts for prof of the contrary. Bearsk says at Euro 120. “There is a lot of quality around for that price.”. Yes, but also 50 euro 1 hour !

I think the problem many foreigners have is understanding how the apartments work, and grappling with the language. Mr Tee says “I've just read the last 25 pages of this thread” but then says “Hi class escorts - not clear to me…”.
You won’t find in Lisbon that many solutions with all laid one for you, like in Germany. You do not need to put in some research and time, and take on some risk, but will likely be amply rewarded in the end. And the adventure makes it all the sweeter, for me (but I guess not everyone appreciates that).

As for John6969, Stoichkov you should see he has just 2 posts, and one is a classified add for the same joint. This is blatant advertising, at massively inflated prices, for gullible foreigners. The very same video also appears for other joints in other countries! Come on, and get some sense!

Here are the latest 3 reports on gp-pt.net on Lilia, with translations from google. Quite amusing!
I can all see what they mean... I reported more or less the same below (see previous reports). Incredible performance if there is a meeting of minds and attraction, and happy pleasing her. But will not be everybody's cup of tea.
Whatever her character, she is without a doubt the most stunning woman I have ever held in my arms.
However I think for some men, even her physical presence will be intimidating at first (she is fairly tall, and eyes that burn right through you). She is also probably the type that does not suffer fools gladly.

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Report 1

Learned. In the worst way, but learned. Is that Lilia was ... gunpowder, ready to explode at the smallest touch, a central unintentional (?) of orgasms, completely uncontrollable. Any one of these gestures that referred xacazullu was the trigger for seizures almost ... seizures. I remember one afternoon (from 14 to 17, the price of one hour, even at the Tower of the rings) in that we both have lost a good half dozen pounds each ... No one - not her ... - Aguenta days after days, weeks after weeks, months, years ago so ...

The last time I saw her - there are one or two years, - was "in transition" to the current modus operandi: even "explosive" but it put brakes on almost everything with tantrums, anger and "pouting" ... Not returned. And I swear that I am sorry.


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Report 2

A few days ago, after reading the last TDs, I decided to confirm. I only met about a year, and from then until now I was about three times with her. I found the performance very overvalued in TDs, because for me with those limitations do not touch me here and there and other outpourings less friendly, is just the average category.
I dare to make a comparison with other people I know, as Nica or Reboleira of Diana, whose sympathy, involvement, willingness to please and performance, leave Lilia far. But she does know what she prefers, and I prefer the other! So why take the same ...

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Report 3

I called to make an appointment and advanced. Arriving at the address and rang the bell, she opened the door for me, I went and went. She told me the room down the hall and bathroom for rinsing of the order. When I returned to the room, she was naked and lying on the bed.
She had me lie down, put it between my legs and went on the lips by Marsapio very superficially and with very little surroundings. When she began to lift, lined him and began thrusting, mouth up, mouth down, like a machine. Each time you tried to move her hands, holding them and removes them. It is forbidden to touch her hair, between the legs, thighs, etc., is very strange. After a few minutes of machine to work, pulled her off me, but with resistance from her. She started it and started the machine to work. However, I tried to turn around and go up to her, but returned to counter resistance and only with great difficulty got this done, she heard a "fire!" like outburst. Is the mania that is dominant and that customers is that they have to be subordinated to all that befits her to it!
And so we have and we would try to talk, but began to answer calls and SMS that came up during the act. Ten minutes before the hour, said "I wash me" and when she returned, dressed and told me that I could go. I dressed and goodbye.

[QUOTE=Mark West]I was a bit doubtful of Ozouville's claims at the time, but now I've become more convinced.[/QUOTE]

Is that all you have to say on your first and only post?...

Go West, Mark.

Contrary to a comment below, I still see ads on the CM website
Not maybe as many, but some. And now splitup according to location
So on Convívio
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for Centro, I see today... any TDs or test reports?!

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[QUOTE=Mark West]I have been reading this thread for a while, although I have never participated.

It did surprise me however to see this Kama guy participate again. Isn't it the same guy that promised, after Ozouville made fun of him, not to participate ever again?

I was a bit doubtful of Ozouville's claims at the time, but now I've become more convinced.[/QUOTE]

Mark West, you are quite correct.

I have not participated much recently because I have regrettably been quite absorbed with work.

However, the behavior of Kama Leao was really quite predictable. Did anyone truly believe this guy would just leave the forum? As he had not really been offended (as what I said was true), his only choice was to pretend his dignity had been hurt and simulate a tantrum, as said previously.

I was accused of not behaving in a gentleman-like behaviour by this Kama Leao, but in truth it is him that has been anything but a "gentleman" by not honoring his word, by coming back and giving out more his "tips".

As always, I recommend the gentlemen in this board to take his "tips" with a pinch of salt. While I do not dispute that some of them may possibly be good, other interests other than the satisfaction of the gentlemen of this board may lie behind them.

I have decided to share an experience I had some months ago, when I stayed in a hotel in central Lisbon.

As most of you know, I frequently attend EB and other clubs when I can.

However, on this particular night, I decided to try something different, and so I ended up calling an escort girl. Her name was Marina (I would put up her site advert and number here, but it seems to have disappeared. Perhaps she is on holiday, I don't know. When/if she returns, I will try to update this). I was forced to speak in my macaronic portuguese on the phone, but it proved to be enough to establish a deal.


I was a bit reticent before she arrived, as these sites have the bad tendency to overwork the escorts' images with photoshop, but alas, my instinct did not fail me.

Having ordered some champagne before her arrival, I was greeted by a brunette portuguese mademoiselle with a very nice body. Unfortunately, when we started with the initial caresses, she proved to be a bit too temperamental for my liking. However, after giving her a few more glasses of champagne, I managed to sweeten her up a bit more.

We ended up having 2 sessions, one during that night and one in the morning, both including DFK, OWO (although she did not seem to like CIM) and DATY.

When she left, I paid her the previously arranged fee of 300€.

While it was good, this highlights well the potential perils of ordering escort girls. The only pre-screening of the girl's personality is on the phone, which in my opinion tends to be insufficient.
That is the great advantage in my opinion of clubs, a monger can talk freely and acquaint himself with the girls before establishing any commitment. This allows for an easier detection of sharks, allowing a monger to better invest his money.