Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Cyberspace]Sorry Fun and Sun, I respect your opinion but I believe the failure is yours. At this forum you'll find there's a common sense response protocol that follows almost any anecdotal observation or statement of fact related to monger matters. Responses will fall into the following general categories:

"I (fill in this space with any random ISG respondant) am outraged that you paid that amount. That same provider approached me and offered her services for half that amount, and I easily bargained her down to a third. You are the cause of inflation, and if you can't strike a better bargain when you come to Thailand you should keep your money (and all else) in your pants."

"I (again, fill in this space) am in fact supermonger and my super power is gaydar. I can tell you with absolute certainty when presentled with undersized, out-of-focus, and poorly lit images that the she in question is definitely a he. My authority is unassailable and the rest of the board will gleefully back me up when I tell you that even if she's bore a dozen children she has (or recently had) a dick."

And this category may most closely resembles Syzygies response to your statement:

"I (fill in this space) am in fact among only the most elite of mongers. Right now, I've got about seven or eight women whom I see on a regular basis -- P4P and non-P4P. Last night I was with one of them, (a 19+/-yo fresh from E-sarn), and I received three booty calls and SMSs between 11 and 1am from other girls waiting to come over. A few nights ago, I had a threesome with the young girl and an older friend of hers. The two together were into this full on lesbian-teacher demonstration...fuck me, it was amazing! Lately, I've been asked to father children by several of them with promises of water buffalo and new Toyota 4WDs. I'm not joking"

Fun and Sun, I think you must be the only member of this board that isn't aware of these categories. This is the InternationalSexGuide, and this is simply what common sense is about here.[/QUOTE]

I love it. This should be sticky'd as a sort of Reader's Digest/Crash Course.

[QUOTE=Mangofan]That's pretty much been my experience. A lot of the go-go girls (even the really hot ones) will let you take photos of them but not nude ones and certainly not movies of sex. It is very rare today that the really hot girls will let you take naughty photos/videos of them - believe me I have asked. At least in Bangkok. If you go to Pattaya, then even the hot girls will sometimes let you.[/QUOTE]

True that, pics and vids with hotties are more easily obtained with hotties in Patts for sure. I find that if you build up a nice rapport with a girl then it can all be ruined with a pics question so am often willing to forego pics if I find a girl I really like.

Sometimes if you want a pic of a girl for the memory pile the best strategy is to take a picture of the both of you together, but since these includes my ugly mug I never post these... :)

Mate this is too far fetched in my view. The problem really is all the Captain-Save-a-Hos that show the girls their pics.

Picture gallery is supposed to be about us mongerers sharing pics amongst ourselves in a private setting, but there are some player haters that ruin it for us...

[QUOTE=Blourghus]I'd hardly put it outside the realm of possibility. Many of these ladies are incredibly well connected and a lot of them have a better understanding of technology than many here. I don't know if this site is specifically on radar for the ladies, but I do know that some regions in the world have discussion forums for the ladies. I don't know if they have that in Bangkok but if they do easily the photos could be reposted there. And once in their hands they could easily get back to family (for example: by two friends getting in a fight and "outing" each other). With advances in technology and networking (example: Facebook opened to general public only 4 years ago, YouTube is only 5 years old, iPhone debuted only 3 years ago) information is spreading at an unprecedented pace, probably soon there will be things facial recognition search and other science fiction like technology developments making it harder to hide secrets on the fringes of the internet. A lot of this is great for the hobby and I have a couple of NEP girlfriends who make absolutely masterful use of Facebook for example, introducing a total different dynamic to the hobby unimaginable only 2-3 years back.

My rule of thumb personally is to take photos which pass the "facebook test", photos which ladies would want to post on their own facebook, obviously the result are more innocent (unless lady happens to be a porn star) but I think it's more rewarding to take photos of the lady which the lady likes so much they want to use them to represent themselves to family friends, and general public.[/QUOTE]

This is actually one of the reasons I don't post here that much, since often when you try to post something useful then you get sniped at by player haters in a pretty standard way which you pretty eloquently list below...

Anyway, to reiterate the message I wanted to make with my post since I am holding the speakers gavel right now: " if you got them then post em" cool pics if sexy girls that is. :) ideally label your pics so we know what they are.

[QUOTE=Cyberspace]Sorry Fun and Sun, I respect your opinion but I believe the failure is yours. At this forum you'll find there's a common sense response protocol that follows almost any anecdotal observation or statement of fact related to monger matters. Responses will fall into the following general categories:

"I (fill in this space with any random ISG respondant) am outraged that you paid that amount. That same provider approached me and offered her services for half that amount, and I easily bargained her down to a third. You are the cause of inflation, and if you can't strike a better bargain when you come to Thailand you should keep your money (and all else) in your pants."

"I (again, fill in this space) am in fact supermonger and my super power is gaydar. I can tell you with absolute certainty when presentled with undersized, out-of-focus, and poorly lit images that the she in question is definitely a he. My authority is unassailable and the rest of the board will gleefully back me up when I tell you that even if she's bore a dozen children she has (or recently had) a dick."

And this category may most closely resembles Syzygies response to your statement:

"I (fill in this space) am in fact among only the most elite of mongers. Right now, I've got about seven or eight women whom I see on a regular basis -- P4P and non-P4P. Last night I was with one of them, (a 19+/-yo fresh from E-sarn), and I received three booty calls and SMSs between 11 and 1am from other girls waiting to come over. A few nights ago, I had a threesome with the young girl and an older friend of hers. The two together were into this full on lesbian-teacher demonstration...fuck me, it was amazing! Lately, I've been asked to father children by several of them with promises of water buffalo and new Toyota 4WDs. I'm not joking"

Fun and Sun, I think you must be the only member of this board that isn't aware of these categories. This is the InternationalSexGuide, and this is simply what common sense is about here.[/QUOTE]

Been there once with a mate shortly after it opened up.
1) One time visit sort of
2) Did not happen on our visit
3) Yes but did not partake
4) Milk toast BDSM.

[QUOTE=Bkk Rookie]Has anyone tried the BDSM show in Patpong 2?

From what little I know about BDSM it's not something I'm into, and for 900THB cover charge I'm even less into it.

However, a BG I know switched to working there and I am ever-so-slightly tempted to pay the cover.

1) Worth it?
2) Likelihood of getting extra charges added to my tab, ala the urban myths of Patpong of old?
3) Ladies barfinable?
4) Only for true aficionados of BDSM?[/QUOTE]

[quote=spider916]nice report but pls be advised that one of the most popular providers in the upstairs mandarin is a post-op ladyboy. its really hard to notice and most of the punters seem to be blissfully unaware of her previous life as a boy. hint: he/she has a piercing on the chin.
mamasans are too pushy for my taste.[/quote]

all true.
i was quoted b2000 st and a bar fine of b600 at 01:30 and the girl would only go to a st hotel (after learning that i was staying at a hotel that requires i.d...alarm bells...****?)
the age worry was my que to bail and the mamasam was none too happy, but still, the audacity to expect me to pay around b3000 for a st at that hour.

[QUOTE=Sainter21]All true.
the audacity to expect me to pay around B3000 for a ST at that hour.[/QUOTE]
Welcome to BKK high season. Most girls are getting top baht!

[quote=bkk rookie]has anyone tried the bdsm show in patpong 2?

from what little i know about bdsm it's not something i'm into, and for 900thb cover charge i'm even less into it.

however, a bg i know switched to working there and i am ever-so-slightly tempted to pay the cover.

1) worth it?
2) likelihood of getting extra charges added to my tab, ala the urban myths of patpong of old?
3) ladies barfinable?
4) only for true aficionados of bdsm?[/quote]

i suppose you mean "bar bar"-bar.
i have been there several times and found it always very entertaining.
what the ladies do on you depends on your wishes (hot wax, spanking, bondage, cbt and so on).
you pay 900 baht for entry and one drink.
you can book one or more ladies (2000 baht each) as "therapists".
if you like action in the public you can stay at the bar lounge (they also have private rooms) and even proceed to the entrance door. there night walkers can have a look on you and your body under treatment.
after closing hour i took one girl (no bar fine) to a short time hotel just across the street for all the night. wonderful gfe sex and everything bare back too.
go and enjoy !
fv

[quote=sainter21]all true.
i was quoted b2000 st and a bar fine of b600 at 01:30 and the girl would only go to a st hotel (after learning that i was staying at a hotel that requires i.d...alarm bells...****?)
the age worry was my que to bail and the mamasam was none too happy, but still, the audacity to expect me to pay around b3000 for a st at that hour.[/quote]
big time alarms. if the girl doesn't do regular hotels, or will only go to select regular hotels, then i pass. i don't worry or try to speculate why she won't go to regular hotels, i just know she's got some sort of problem or hang-up and i don't need the drama.

i'm really surprised she wouldn't drop to b1500, perhaps high season has finally come to thailand. early in the summer (the low of low season following the red shirt problem) you could get b1000 in a short-time hotel if you stated you just wanted a little daty and one pop. i hesitated to report that earlier because that price is clearly gone.

[QUOTE=Darkman]So a syrain women I am ashamed to admit that I would paid the 5000 for a short time. That would help be get one of my hardest country in my pussy of the world quest. Are you sure that they are there because last month went I was in town there was nope to be found, and the nana parking lot was dead also.[/QUOTE]

You should be able to find arab speaking ladies in that area after 11pm or in Grace Hotel. Most Arab speaking ladies in this business are Lebanese, Syrian, Moroccon and Egyptians. My only experience with a Lebanese was not that good in Dubai

[QUOTE=Global Surfer]You should be able to find arab speaking ladies in that area after 11pm or in Grace Hotel. Most Arab speaking ladies in this business are Lebanese, Syrian, Moroccon and Egyptians. My only experience with a Lebanese was not that good in Dubai[/QUOTE]I will be looking for them the second week of December. For one day. Then I am off for some serious monger in Issan.

Here the report of my first two days in BKK (not sure yet I will be fit enough to write the next ones.)

Day One
My first day in BKK, so I want to party. I started in a Gogo called Spanky near Angelwitch at NEP on which I read some good comments elsewhere. It’s fine, but nothing extraordinary: the place is rather friendly, no hassle from the girls or mamasan (a good point), and girls dance topless (another good point). I sip my beer and suddenly I see her. There were about 20 girls on stage and it seemed there was only one girl who could move her body so sensuously…You know what I mean, sometimes you see a girl and suddenly your ball‘s hair rise ! Too bad, I really wanted to party and there’s no hope with gogo girls. I tried before, after 30 mn they try to look as bored as possible and say: ”we go hotel you”.

So I left and went to this bar with a live band in sukhumvit soi 7/1, called Bangkok Beat. This is really the right place to start having fun, good bands (the 2nd is better), and most girls are there to dance and have fun (of course 99% are FLs). It is also lungs friendly. Very good atmosphere, especially for a Sunday night, the only drawback is that the girls are rather old. If you are young enough to get wooded on girls between 28 and 38, this is the place! Anyway it was my first night on BKK so I would get wooded for any girl, no problem! I really had great fun with a slim girl (I did not even dare to ask her age, too afraid to break the magic!). It quickly turned into a full GFE. Then we went to Climax disco in soi 11, nice place with good music. All the girls I saw before in Bangkok Beat and who did not got picked up were there, with similar girls from other FL places such as Bamboo bar. I did not see any girl much better than mine. I don’t know where gogo girls go after closing time, but not to Climax! Then back to my hotel for a full hot long GFE sex. I gave her 1500 Bath when she left in the morning.

Day two

I really drank too much yesterday and I don’t feel so well. So I decided for a quiet night with only a few beers. First stop at Bamboo bar on soi 3 in front of Grace Hotel. Good hip hop band, a few pool tables, not lungs friendly. I enjoyed the band but the girls were similar to the ones in Bangkok Beat, so I did not get wooded in Bamboo. This night I needed better stimuli so I went to gogos in NEP. First in Spanky again around 12:30: the girl who made my balls like hedgehogs was not there and few talents were left. Then I went to Mandarin: I had a few good picks there in the past, but maybe because it was already late there was nothing very exciting so I left to Rainbow 4. This place has so many girls that it’s difficult not to find one’s type there. The drawback is that it’s very Japanese oriented. There was only one girl I liked, very slim with Japanese hairstyle, and trying to catch the attention of a bunch of Japanese ATMs. It was nearly 1:30 so I decided to act quickly: barfine! 600 Barfine + 2000 ST. Expensive but I had to be quicker than the Japs.
After going out of the bar, the girl looked a bit cold and hurried. I though: Hmmm..I hope it’s not another starfish. But anyway, I knew I would be horny even if she was a starfish. That’s what I like in Gogos: I watch the girls and when one gets me a hard, I barfine her, otherwise I go to another bar.

We arrived in my room and she was obviously hurried. Hmmm… Starfish syndrome…She got me very horny so I decided to really make love to them (I will not explain, if you don’t know…). And then she started to get really wet… I was not gel as she started not wet and finished wet (That’s the acid test: if the girl is wet from the start, it means she put some gel up it in the bathroom). She was not hurried any more and her orgasm wasn’t fake. I know I’m talented but it’s also the advantage of girls who usually go with Japanese: they may have been fucked every night, but not have come often. So they are ready to enjoy a good fuck (and a good western dick). After that, the ***** became again cold and hurried and was dressed up in a glance! What! After providing a good fuck to a girl you expect her to show some gratitude! (i.e. You number 1!) Nothing! Nada! Waloo! She just took the money, a quick smile and bye bye!

Alright, I'm finally going to ask. There's a girl upstairs in Baccara that I've been wanting to fuck for about 2 years now. She is definitely the star of the bar, has big fake titties, large eyes, and a smokin' ass. Anyone go with her before? The reason I ask is because I'd rather not pay top baht for shitty service. I've lived here for 4 years and have never paid 2,000 for ST (can usually get 1500 if you build a repoire), but for her I'd make an exception!

I stand corrected, there are ladyboys in the upstairs Mandarin bar in Nana. (By upstairs, I mean the one you walk-up into from the second floor at Nana. There is another Mandarin on the second floor.) The LBs dance in the tall & exotic shift, but not (I hope) in the barely legal team.

Late start last night, so I didn't get to the bar until after 12 pm. My norm is to watch the barely legal team dance, select one I like, talk to her when the tall team dances (ignoring that team) and then either paying the barfine or repeating the watch-barely-legal-dance, interview-girl sequence until I find one for the night.

However, having been warned LB were on the prowl, I broke custom and actually spent some time watching the "tall-team" dance. One definite lady-boy (whom I had never seen before) and two possibles (seen before, but never really examined) were on the stage. Wow. Eyes now open.

Next barely-legal dance shift I start examining for LB's, but don't spot any or any that I think might be -- but what do I know? I'm not going to claim that I've never gone with a LB, just that I've never knowingly gone with a LB.

I call over the momasan and ask her flat out if the one from the tall-team whom I am confident is a post-op was, indeed, born a man. She refuses to give me a straight-answer, which is all the proof I need to know the dancer is definitely a ladyboy.

While no more proof is required, I have more.

I leave Mandarins and go hang-out at Big Dogs, chatting up ladies I know but never barfine. When the closing parade begins I see one of the Mandarin barely-legal dancers I've gone with before (she's actually 24-years-old) and she's a bit drunk. She sees me and together we go for Isaan food. In between bites of whatever hotness she was shoveling away, she laughingly concedes, by making the scissor hand-signal, that LBs are in the tall team. She adamantly denies, with as straight a response as possible, any cut-cut in the barely-legal team.

What does all this mean? Well, I'm not going to ban myself from a bar just because it has ladyboys. If I did that I'd have no place to go. But, I'm not taking anyone from the tall-team at Mandarins ...

I remember being in BKK about 2 years ago and there was the most beautiful street bartender, who owned a street bar at the corner of Asoke and Sukhumviet just as leaving Soi Cowboy. She had long black hair and the most beautiful body (not a spinner but so well porportioned. I drank there tonnes of times but could never get her to come with me. Her name was Ann.

Damn, she was one of those ones that you always wanted to take but so unavailable because she was running her business. I think I dropped close to 700 bt every night there. Which is amazing if you think her drinks were only 80bt each.

Anyone remember her? Did her bar survive the protests? Are there still street bars there? I'm not trying to find her, just reminiscing about the one who wa never available.

First post, so be gentle on me.

OC