Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Dan7373; 1392470]But you need to be careful in banging the ladies, when you stay hard for a long time. Because latex condoms can easily rub the lady the wrong way and cause her some pain and discomfort. Plenty of lube is what you need at first, and then some splashes of water, when the lube dries out.

Most ladies won't tell you, when the lube is insufficient, and they are feeling uncomfortable. They just want to end it with you, without telling you why. You need to have some understanding and imagination to guess on your own what's going on and make sure that you aren't injuring the lady, when you are having sex with her.[/QUOTE]This is very useful information. I have noticed on many occasions that the girl is very excited at the beginning of the session then becomes unenthused after about a half hour to three quarters of an hour of serious pounding, it could very well be because of latex friction. Never thought of that and probability of inability or unwillingness to communicate the problem. Thanks again.

[QUOTE=Amex Spg; 1392366]- Le Carre Blanc.

[url]http://www.pattayafans.de/lecarreblanc-club-pattaya.htm[/url]

(use Google Translate)

- The Telephone (bar / lounge / something)

[url]http://www.facebook.com/pages/Telephone-bar-club-pattaya/374152209327497[/url]

Little known places, I think both owned by Frenchmen, and supposed to be pretty good. As exhibitionism isn't my thing I haven't been to either.

A few places on Soi 6, I think My Friend You does it.

Also could be had at Babydolls GG (I've seen it done) , Windmill GG (I'm sure they do it, I've seen HJs given out) and probably X-Zone.[/QUOTE]So telephone is Pattaya tai soi 2, where is le carre blanc?

Thank you

Day 1.

Well I just got into Patts from BKK so this will be my home for my further writings of my first trip to Thailand.

The bus took 2hr 45min from BKK east station. Agonizing it was. Should the drive really take that long? I did not understand the buses road strategy. My iPhone showed us using a smaller parallel road to the main highway most times I looked at it. Didn't I see somebody posting that a taxi ride was 45min. Not 2:45? The cost was only 145 Bhat though. We arrived at 18:30 and I thought it would be a snap to taxi it to See Me Spring off Soi 10 and beach road. WRONG.

The tuk-tuk drivers were aggressive about me getting on the back of a motor bike or cattled with other people in the back of a truck (what are these things called?). I walked out to the main road with my backpack and the taxi's would not stop for me. What was up with that! To make a long story short, I was forced onto the truck, and after, walked a lot farther than I should have. By the time I arrived at my hotel sweat was pouring off me like I just ran 5 miles in hot weather. I was so tired when I got to the hotel, I checked in, showered, and collapsed on the bed for hours. When I came to it was 00:30, I was hungry, needed to get more minutes on my phone, etc.

I walked to the walking street to see what my possibilities were. WoW is all I have to say. I got something to eat, then decided to go over to Soi 6 for a quick BJ and call it a night. By the time I got there the street was closed. No way was I going to walk all the way back to WS and look for a quick BJ. My hotel was half way so I just decided to call it a night.

[QUOTE=Ehunter; 1393122]Day 1.

Well I just got into Patts from BKK so this will be my home for my further writings of my first trip to Thailand.

The bus took 2hr 45min from BKK east station. Agonizing it was. Should the drive really take that long? I did not understand the buses road strategy. My iPhone showed us using a smaller parallel road to the main highway most times I looked at it. Didn't I see somebody posting that a taxi ride was 45min. Not 2:45? The cost was only 145 Bhat though. We arrived at 18:30 and I thought it would be a snap to taxi it to See Me Spring off Soi 10 and beach road. WRONG.

The tuk-tuk drivers were aggressive about me getting on the back of a motor bike or cattled with other people in the back of a truck (what are these things called?). I walked out to the main road with my backpack and the taxi's would not stop for me. What was up with that! To make a long story short, I was forced onto the truck, and after, walked a lot farther than I should have. By the time I arrived at my hotel sweat was pouring off me like I just ran 5 miles in hot weather. I was so tired when I got to the hotel, I checked in, showered, and collapsed on the bed for hours. When I came to it was 00:30, I was hungry, needed to get more minutes on my phone, etc.

I walked to the walking street to see what my possibilities were. WoW is all I have to say. I got something to eat, then decided to go over to Soi 6 for a quick BJ and call it a night. By the time I got there the street was closed. No way was I going to walk all the way back to WS and look for a quick BJ. My hotel was half way so I just decided to call it a night.[/QUOTE]Buses are meant to let people get on and off at any stop. Even express buses at times. I don't think I'd want to take a taxi from BKK to Pattaya that only took 45 minutes. That guy would be way too fast for my comfort level.

The shared trucks are called "song taew" which means two rows, referring to the two rows of seating. In Pattaya, they are frequently referred to as "Baht Bus". If you say song taew anywhere in Thailand, you will be understood. However, baht bus is limited to Pattaya.

Because of the first and last miles of going between Bangkok and Pattaya, I started taking car service and never looked back. Yes, it's more expensive, but I don't have to fuck with lugging my suitcase around.

At that time of night, you could have gone to beach road for a freelancer for a quick BJ.

[QUOTE=Cunning Stunt; 1393073]I suggest you guys look up irony in the dictionary. Mouse1 clearly had his tongue firmly in his cheek when he made his post.

Some supposed mongers are so scared of their own shadow, its a wonder they get out of their own front door.[/QUOTE]Thank you.

No-one is saying Pattaya is the safest place in the world, but probably safer than most cities in the West. Of course it always helps to have your wits about you.

Incidentally, yesterday I left my hired bike parked in a busy street in Pattaya for a few hours with the key still in the ignition. I hurried back, only to discover... it was still there... Try that near the Mersey or the Thames or the Tyne. :(

I've only read one convincing story of a guy being drugged and robbed (on this forum?). In most other cases I suspect the guy is just drunk, then wakes up a few hours later to find the girl has skipped with the contents of his wallet. Drugging is a lot more difficult (and dangerous) than is commonly believed, which is why anaesthetists get a fat pay-check.

[QUOTE=Ehunter; 1393122]Day 1.

Well I just got into Patts from BKK so this will be my home for my further writings of my first trip to Thailand.

The bus took 2hr 45min from BKK east station. Agonizing it was. Should the drive really take that long? I did not understand the buses road strategy. My iPhone showed us using a smaller parallel road to the main highway most times I looked at it. Didn't I see somebody posting that a taxi ride was 45min. Not 2:45? The cost was only 145 Bhat though. We arrived at 18:30 and I thought it would be a snap to taxi it to See Me Spring off Soi 10 and beach road. WRONG.

The tuk-tuk drivers were aggressive about me getting on the back of a motor bike or cattled with other people in the back of a truck (what are these things called?). I walked out to the main road with my backpack and the taxi's would not stop for me. What was up with that! To make a long story short, I was forced onto the truck, and after, walked a lot farther than I should have. By the time I arrived at my hotel sweat was pouring off me like I just ran 5 miles in hot weather. I was so tired when I got to the hotel, I checked in, showered, and collapsed on the bed for hours. When I came to it was 00:30, I was hungry, needed to get more minutes on my phone, etc.

I walked to the walking street to see what my possibilities were. WoW is all I have to say. I got something to eat, then decided to go over to Soi 6 for a quick BJ and call it a night. By the time I got there the street was closed. No way was I going to walk all the way back to WS and look for a quick BJ. My hotel was half way so I just decided to call it a night.[/QUOTE]As RBDave says, for the hassle at either end of the journey, buses are just not worth it. I am (relatively) cash-rich and time-poor.

Travel in Pattaya is very easy once you have got the baht-buses sussed (not difficult). Personally I always hire a bike and enjoy the freedom. If you do so, always wear a helmet and carry your licence. You will be stopped by the police.

I'm in Pattaya right now if you want any advice or suggestions.

[QUOTE=Mouse1; 1393137]Thank you.

No-one is saying Pattaya is the safest place in the world, but probably safer than most cities in the West. Of course it always helps to have your wits about you.

Incidentally, yesterday I left my hired bike parked in a busy street in Pattaya for a few hours with the key still in the ignition. I hurried back, only to discover. It was still there. Try that near the Mersey or the Thames or the Tyne. .[/QUOTE]In the DR that bike would not have lasted 3 minutes.

Here in Patts I can stand about anywhere looking at stuff on my iPhone. Doing the same in the DR and I would have to worry about a passer-byer snatching it out my hand and jumping on the back of his friends motor bike for a safe getaway.

To me. This place and BKK is loads safer than other places I have been.

[QUOTE=HenryV; 1393058]Thank you.

Somewhat refreshing to actually get useful info on this board.[/QUOTE]You're welcome. His is a popular service. I've read some negative reviews, but so far I haven't had any issues.

He seems to have a large fleet of cars or contractors. While at the CNG station, my driver pointed to all the cars waiting for fuel and said,"Mr T, Mr T, Mr T".

His drivers call you before they arrive to give you time to come down to the lobby and check out. While I was in the lobby, the security guy came over and said,"Mr T for David." Then two of us stood up. We had to ask the driver what the destination was, I was going to DMK, while the other guy was going to U-Tapao. Coincidentally, we were both flying to Phuket. The driver was for him. I had to wait until 3 minutes for my driver.

I think it is worth the extra 100 baht to have them wait for you at the airport with your name on a card. Once I had his cute niece drive me. Although, I did feel guilty about her carrying my suitcase. It just didn't feel gentlemanly, but she insisted.

[QUOTE=Mouse1; 1393142]As RBDave says, for the hassle at either end of the journey, buses are just not worth it. I am (relatively) cash-rich and time-poor.

Travel in Pattaya is very easy once you have got the baht-buses sussed (not difficult). Personally I always hire a bike and enjoy the freedom. If you do so, always wear a helmet and carry your licence. You will be stopped by the police.

I'm in Pattaya right now if you want any advice or suggestions.[/QUOTE]Thanks Mouse.

I typically roll without a wingman as they tend to hold me and my style back.

I will keep you in mind though if I come across something I have no experience with.

Day 2.

I woke up the next morning, put all my clothes away, and headed back to Soi 6 to begin my day. My friend You was my target place. This place was written about on other sites. I chose the best looker out there, bought drinks, and arranged service. The bar has two party rooms right across from the bar with three sofas in each room. There is no door, only sparsely bead curtain made out of clams so you or others have no problems looking in. It depends on how the girl ties up the entry way whether others can watch actually. I saw past posters complaining about these rooms being too dark. It was kinda dark, but not too bad. As I understand it, multiple guys can be serviced at the same time in either room. That would be a welcome site. Maybe three girls heads bobbing up and down all at the same time. Count me in! And lets get a round of musical chairs going. Pass the girls around after awhile. Who wants in?

The girl was decent looking but nothing to brag about. Service was. Average. Maybe her friends were better? The cost was 700 service and my coke plus her oj were 50 bhat each. I gave her the change from my 1k bill which was 200Bhat. She looked happy. Nice way to start out the day.

Had lunch about 2nd road and soi 11 at a place called Kiss seafood recommended by the hotel cleaning lady. 200Bhat lunch but the people walking up to you every 5 minutes to sell you crap gets to be annoying. No different from the DR actually.

Back to the hotel to research where the pump station is located. The plan was to get drained before hitting WS and keeping the little head wanting to barfine something much more expensive. I found the Pumpstation on Soi 13.

WOW do they have a hot girl working there. The other two, one was a butterface and the next kind of a dog. The hot chick is an 8 in the face and 8. 5 in the body. She has something else going on because instead of conversing with me she was texting friends continuously like I was not there. If I had had another alternative plan I would have picked up and left no matter how hot she was so I decided to stick with her.

You walk out the back of the bar and back in next door, up the stairs and into a bar room that is no longer in use. It reminds me of a private prohibition bar area. There are multiple couches, and you have to be able to put up with multiple guys getting blown around you if they are busy. I was the only one. She put on a porn on the monitor before we got started.

Technique – 7 out of 10. She did the CIM and then dribbled into a plastic bag. I won't repeat unless there are no other options.

I did ask her if there were other girls that worked that were also nice looking. Said she did not know. I asked her of other places near with the same service. She did not know. Then I asked her how long she has been working here. She says one year. Go figure. Service was 800 and 2 drinks were 340Bhat. Overpriced and doubt I will return. She is hot enough to work in any of the gogos on WS. She would not be tops but definitely noticeable at any place she danced.

Dinner just off of WS. 160 Bhat. After I wandered into Alcatraz. Had a coke. One awesome girl there I would call a stunner. 9.3 face and 9. 4 body. Got a boner just watching her even though I just came from the pump house. The other girls averaged about 8 face and 8 body.

You know one thing I picked up on in most every gogo in BKK and Patts is the staff is watching everybody at all times. Incredible how I can slowly reach into my pocket and a staff member is right there waiting for either money or to pay me attention. I noticed the same multiple places.

I went from Alcatraz to Babydolls. I walked in. 10 girls dancing, and I sat down on the opposite left side of the room. The quality of girls here far lower than I expected. Average face=7, average body 6. 0. I ordered a coke. There was one classy looking hot dancer in the whole place. After the dance set was finished I can't believe she stepped off the stage and made a be-line straight to me and sat down very cozily next to me. While dancing her back was to me the whole time. She must have zeroed in on me in via the wall mirrors. The best girl in the place. Why the hell me?

Her name was Cho. Sexyyyy. (no number for some reason) I buy her a drink, her hands start wandering and soon enough she is trying to jack me off though my shorts. That, just for a stupid drink? I decided I should at least give her something. The smallest I had was a 50bhat note. She turned giddy and focused back on my dick. Anyway she tried her best to jack me off for 50. After about 15 min I decided to slip her the next smallest I had. 100note and she tried her best to jack me off for a full hour.

Mamasan was happy with the drinks I was buying and the funds I was slipping Cho. I could tell she liked me. I asked Mamasan if there were any small private areas on the premises because Cho was working too hard to get me of though my pants.

I had to tell Mamasan I was slightly short on cash to barfine. She kept telling 'no problem'. 'No problem' my money ok! I actually did not want to drop another 2-2500 ST. So I skipped out and headed back to Soi 6 for a night cap.

What the hell time does Soi 6 close anyway! I fked up again! Closed. And that is how I finished the night. At this time I am not too interested in the beach road girls.

[QUOTE=Ehunter;1393160]What the hell time does Soi 6 close anyway! I fked up again! Closed.[/QUOTE]Soi 6:

- Mostly open from 1 pm to 1 am.

- A few places are open til later, such as Passion Dance Club (a faux-GG stage w / dancers & ST rooms upstairs) is open until 2 am.

- Soi 6 gets busy around 4/5 pm and is best approx 6/7 pm before the best ladies are worn out from all the day's customers.

[QUOTE=Wes Man;1392860]I have always picked up a car or taxi to Pattaya at the arrivals at the new airport for 1000bht, but now Air Asia uses DM airport I was wondering what is the deal there? Last trip I was quoted at the taxi ramp 2200 bht and eventuall had to take one for 1600 bht. Can any brother tell me the score at DM now and what is the best attack method?[/QUOTE]Insist they use the meter and be prepared to walk away if they decline. Taxi drivers are required to use the meter but they will try their luck. A taxi from Sukhumvit with the meter to Pattaya will cost a maximum of 1, 200 baht. From DM it should not be much more.

Regards,

BJ

[QUOTE=Ehunter; 1393155]Thanks Mouse.

I typically roll without a wingman as they tend to hold me and my style back.[/QUOTE]Oh me too. Unfortunately I have little style and almost no substance so can't risk being held back in the slightest. I was only offering to meet over a beer for half an hour or so, before I would politely make my excuses and be on my way.