Managua

Managua Update - May 21-28th - the start of the rainy season, hot and humid beyond belief.

Casas:

Existing and still not recommended:

Tantra - horrible neighborhood made up for by dirt cheap pricing. Take a gun then don't get out of the car. Very unappealing girls if you live.
Gloria (tourist pricing) - if not for that it is an OK location and an OK suite of girls
Bella Mary (extreme tourist pricing) - and they don't tell you about the price until you are coming out of the room
Yami (dump) - just a plain ol' dump
Privado Lady (dump and double priced) - and the oddest layout in Managua, like the catacombs
Karina (dump) -hot, dirty no A/C and in a bad location
Fenix (dump and scary, dirty drug addicted girls most of which are stoned and 1/2 asleep)

Existing and Still Recommended:

Claudia I - new girls - still C$250 /hour 266-4595. Two of the new girls are cute.
Morena - reopened and always good service C$300 - some English speaking girls and the madam speaks perfect English
249-5883, 249-4886, 885-8414
Lorena - C$320 (e.g. asking now for US$20 vs. priced in Cordobas) - 268-1283 -Yugo the boss speaks English - his wife is the Lorena of the name of the place.
Cervezeria Mou - hard to find (Sergio knows) - friendly service for C$200 and the quality varies - 628-9698


New and Not Recommended:

Ruth - mediocre looking, one frumpy girl, hot premises
Karol: only C$100 and in a bad barrio and the price should give it away. Two gun rating.
Capricho - near Bolonia, 5 girls, C$250, one quite pretty one the rest are old or ugly or old and ugly.

New and Recommended:

Claudia II - new premises , same as Claudia I (above) - much cleaner and nicer than C#1 and closer as well. Number of girls varies at times. 860-9840
Morena 2 - new premises , same owner as Morena and very close to Centro - two floors, new condition, nice girls but C$400 as the new place has higher rent and may in fact become the only place she uses eventually. See the list of Morena numbers above

Unlike the DR the C$ continues to be adjusted by the central bank - currently around 16.60 to $1 US, a 30 cordobas change since March. Prices to not adjust wildly. Carretera Masaya streetwalkers are still C$200 for an hour or so and still are not that great to look at, period.

Note unless the girls live at home and many do, it is VERY easy to get the girls' numbers and arrange after hours or daytime or the day off at quite great deals - C$500 to 600 for one great girl I currently know who comes at 8 p.m. and leaves at 8 a.m. Very good service. The casas themselves will try for as much as US$100 for overnight and you just cannot do C$1660 worth overnight, so you'd be better off with 5 sessions instead.

Note without Spanish ignore this tip - you 'll never manage to arrange this type of external trip out of the casas. Buying a card phone when you arrive is a good idea - right now you can get TWO from Movistar for US$60. Brand new, so US$24 or so is also available for one phone.

[QUOTE=adultj]Polankos - There is a night club downsatirs and a strip club upstairs. I was there alone so I did not stay long. This place was in the worst neighborhood I saw in Nicaragua.[/QUOTE]

This was my favorite place on my last trip to Managua. I'm a bit on the adventurous side, and I took my taxi driver in as well. It's not for the faint at heart, I guess. :)

I never made it upstairs, as the chicas downstairs held my attention.

[QUOTE=Jaimito Cartero]This was my favorite place on my last trip to Managua. I'm a bit on the adventurous side, and I took my taxi driver in as well. It's not for the faint at heart, I guess. :)

I never made it upstairs, as the chicas downstairs held my attention.[/QUOTE]

Given the surprisingly inaccurate other information in that post you refer (such as the mysterious addition of a music store across from the hotel) to it is clear this person has not seen the really bad areas in Managua. Polankos is in a more or less industrial area and while it is pretty tough inside with some of the guys that hang around there it is not per se that bad a neighborhood. Try Santana, Villa Venezuela, or Ciudad Sandino.

Better yet a daytime stroll through Mercado Oriental. See if you come out the other side in one piece.

Digital Curry,

The general rule is never buy property in a foreign location until you've had a chance to live there for a year first as a renter.

If you've always lived your life in the West and now plan to just pick up and move to Central America chances are that after a year or so you'll be ready to pop smoke and change venue. You see the ads all the time in Honduras, Mexico, Costa Rica where Gringos have finally had it with the Developing Country Infastructure, the Language Barrier, the Culture, etc.

Unfortunately, if you pay Gringo prices for land or property in Central America you'll never be able to make any return on your investment. Additionaly, ensuring clear titile on land purchases in the region is more messy than anything I've ever seen in the U.S. Read Caveat Emptor!

Once you have a few years in country experience and mastery of the language you might consider buying something.

PM

[QUOTE=Perry Mason #1]Digital Curry,

The general rule is never buy property in a foreign location until you've had a chance to live there for a year first as a renter.

If you've always lived your life in the West and now plan to just pick up and move to Central America chances are that after a year or so you'll be ready to pop smoke and change venue. You see the ads all the time in Honduras, Mexico, Costa Rica where Gringos have finally had it with the Developing Country Infastructure, the Language Barrier, the Culture, etc.

Unfortunately, if you pay Gringo prices for land or property in Central America you'll never be able to make any return on your investment. Additionaly, ensuring clear titile on land purchases in the region is more messy than anything I've ever seen in the U.S. Read Caveat Emptor!

Once you have a few years in country experience and mastery of the language you might consider buying something.

PM[/QUOTE]


Excellent post! As a disciple of the website [url]www.escapeartist.com[/url] and a traveler who has been to 10 different latin american countries looking at real estate - I would never consider moving to a country in central, south or caribbean latin america w/o renting for at least a year or so!

The difference between searching for real estate on the internet and paying gringo prices as compared to getting yourself "entrenched" and comfortable in a country and paying local prices - might save you ....oh around $100,000 usd or so........ :)

An important detail is both with titles and with squatting laws. Costa Rica has some strong squatters rights, so you can't just leave your land and hope to come back in a couple of years and find it intact.

From a discussion I had with my Taxi driver (who's wife is a lawyer), it seemed that Nicaragua was much better in this regard. I'd always recommend checking out on the local Ex-Pat discussion boards (check out Yahoo-Groups). I was going to start a group for Nicaragua, but like most stuff, I didn't do it, after my first visit. Another guy did, and it seems to be moving along good.

In the United States peoples right to their purchased property is sacrosanct but in some latin american countries the sytem is very different!

In Costa Rica for example laws protecting the right of squatters (or precaristas) dates back to the agrarian days of the late 19th c. when the government believed in everybody's equal right to own property. In an effort not to have the country bought up by rich, absentee land owners and have the majority of the populations working for other peoples gain - they developed very powerful laws protecting squatters rights.

Today, in Costa Rica if a person settles on your land and remains for a period of three months it can often be very difficult to move him. After one year he can lay claim and take possesion of the property as his own.

In Nicaragua, yes the situation is significantly better however it is never a good idea to purchase property and leave it largely untouched for a lengthy period of time. Only buy property that you have plans to develop reasonably soon. :)

Cheers,
FORD

i was in managua last saturday. like several posters have posted, managua is a very unusual latin america city. for example, there is no such thing as a central park or a downtown area. so, businesses and action tend to be rep001tered around a wide area. thus, making mongering very difficult.

at around 12 pm, i decided to check out this place called morena. tell any cabbie to take you to “semaforo el dorado” (the el dorado traffic light) from there just walk up the block towards a double story tan house, the house actually has a sign that says “morena bar.” when i went inside i was the only monger there. the place was immaculate. there were around 3 chicas , i give them a 5 at the most, they really weren’t my type. however, i didn’t feel like taking a hot ass taxi ride across town in rush hour traffic with 100 plus degree weather, no ac. i chose this petite chick. she said her name was maria and that she was 20. we went upstairs and her fee was 250 cordobas for half an hour. the upstairs room were really top notch. the room was huge and had air conditioning and a walk in closet. if this place wasn’t a cat house i would have considered staying here as a hotel guess. the girl told me that she loved brothers and gave a decent bbbj., then we did it several position and i came on her titties, i asked about anal, she said no. i thanked her and went on my way.

on my way back to my hotel, la casa blanca, $15 a night close to the tica bus terminal , i was being hassled by a group of guys trying to get me to go to their hotel. i normally ignore those little trolls until one of them said my favorite word in the spanish dictionary, “chicas.” i told him where? he said that he can arranged them to come to my room for 100 codobas and that they usually hang on the bar a block away from the tica bus station. i told him i was going take a quick shower and meet him at the tica bus station in 25 min. however, i was so tired from the brutal bumpy 8 hour bus ride from san jose to managua that i just feel asleep.

the next day i took a trip to granada. as i was getting off the bus a local offered to carry my bag and walk me to my hotel. as we were walking towards my place, i inquire about local action, he told me that around the central park sw start hanging around 10pm and the quality was quite good. at 10 pm i decided to walk towards the park. nevertheless, i saw a lot of unsavory looking characters on my way to the park so i decided to turn back and check the local non pro action. i went to three bars, they all are a block away from the bac bank. the first one i think the name was la fabrica, this place was basically a sausage party, way too many dudes, the gang type. the cover was 50 cordobas and was all you can drink domestic beer. the second place was called el nuit, it was directly across la fabrica, and the crowd in here was little too bourgeois and old for my taste. they had live music, i ordered a drink and left after 30 min. the last place was a bar/club named el club. this place had more chicks and high tourist density. there were a lot of older male expats there which i concluded was a sign that take out was available. an aussie day trader made small convo with me, i asked him about action and he told me that any girl in here was available for around 20 bucks a night. i thought that was a bargain since this place had a lot of 8’s,9\s and even few 10’s here and there. nevertheless, the aussie monger was wrong only the 7< were pros and even those weren’t too receptive of brothers when i approached them. so decided just to order a drink and just chill and enjoy the music. this older white chick made eye contact with me and came over to holla. she was a german and was in granada on vacation. to make a long story short, after 15 min of talking i had my hands all over her. i tried to take her back to my room , however, she was on her period and i don’t get down like that. i stayed with her 20 more min said good nite and went back to my room to sleep.

The area around Ticabus is full of gang members - no SW in Managua accepts 100 cords so you ran the risk using a tigre of getting robbed or getting what would have to be a hellish bag and a half for 1/2 the going streetwalker rate. 100 cords is US$5.88 right now.

Nothing happened either way but this would be low on the list of recommended practices for others if you want advice.

Note there are two Morenas - the one you mention is on Carretera Norte closer to Metrocentro - her other one near Bello Horizonte (details in my previous posts) is much better has more girls and also is clean and has A/C .

I am going to be in Nicaragua for 2 weeks ( Aug 15 - 29) to check chica places ; I am looking for hotels costing 20-30 dollars a night , clean, with fan or AC , secure and of course chica friendly.

I do not want to spend 40 dollars and above for a place where I will in all probability use for sleeping mostly.

Security, cleanliness and chica friendliness are the 3 main factors besides the cost factor. For Managua.

Write soon please; in return , I promise detailed and factual reports with photos.

Vic,

You may be able to find a hotel that will give you a good rate for weekly stays. I tried to save some money on my last trip there (only a few days), and had a pretty mediocre hotel stay. I ended up going back to the Almendra.

I did a quick search, but didn't find anything too reasonable. Perhaps if you contact a travel agency in Managua, they might be able to help you.

I know I am asking for a tall order BUT I was able to find in Granada where I will be also visiting a place called " Casa de Dona Pilar" where with negotiating I got a great room with satellite TV and free Internet day & night , a swimming pool,and chica friendly, for 30 dollars a day .

Their website address is : [url]www.granadanicaraguahotel.com[/url]

One of my objectives in going to Nicaragua is to prepare a list of clean,secure, chica friendly places in the price range of 20-30 dollars a night.

One must not forget that most Nicaraguans visiting from Granada, Leon or Matagalpa for business or vacation cannot afford the Princess or Intercontinental room charges. The key here is to find where they go .

I will keep the search.

[blue]Greetings everyone,

On 11-16-05 I was advised by email from the owners of Casa de Dona Pilar that they are most definately [b]NOT[/b] interested in doing any business with any member of this Forum.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

As per the same thing in his PM to me, there is no such thing in Managua that is not filthy, non A/C or in a terrible barrio. Maybe for a week the Hotel Santo Domingo Imperial which is $35 or so +IVA on their web site but they never reply to reservation inquiries and it is in the middle of nowhere at Km 8.5 C. Masaya, and there are cabs few and far between that far away from MetroCentro and the Zona Rosa.

Almendro at $46 with taxes is so far hard to beat.

I am sure even farther afield from Managua than Granada (which has zero opportunities) will be cheaper but what is the point with no girls or casas? The smaller the town the less you find as the girls are less anonymous.

Locals are not anywhere near as picky as tourists so I am sure you can find $10 rooms suitable for locals visiting the city but nobody in their right mind would stay there. I would question how welcome the sole gringo would be in a Nico cheap hotel especially bringing back Nica girls in front of them

Good luck with the quest. But for $10 it is hardly worth the effort.

[QUOTE=Todo Poderoso]

At around 12 pm, I decided to check out this place called morena. Tell any cabbie to take you to “semaforo el dorado” (the el dorado traffic light) from there just walk up the block towards a double story tan house, the house actually has a sign that says “morena bar.” [/QUOTE]

The cost for a taxi to take you right to the place won't be any different than stopping at a busy intersection and walking there.

Note also the Bello Horizonte original location is closed and all the operations are in the new place for Gina's place.

Hi all,

I just want to post a report on my latest visit to "Vale Todo" Club, in a neighborhood (or is it a street?) called Monsenior Lazcano. I went there on a Thursday night. I asked a cabbie to take me there, he seemed to know the place, so he took me there no problem (it was a bit expensive, because I used on of the cabbies outside the Intercontinental hotel, where I'm staying : $8 bucks, round trip).

Anyway, I got in, the guy at the door tells me that there's an admission fee of 25 cordobas that will be added to my tab, I say no problem, he lets me in and I see a few good looking girls, and not many men (kind of weird, it was already 10 PM). A table with 5 or 6 oriental guys drinking scotch, and me. That was it.

I ordered my ice cold "Toña", and 1 minute later, this very cute girl approaches me. Her name is Rebeca, tall brunette (or did she just look tall because of the ultra high heels she was wearing?), short red hair, very very nice ass, small but beautiful tits, great legs, wearing a glow-in the dark thong. Very nice first impression. So, she sits on my lap, starts touching my dick, and starts putting her tongue in one of my ears. We were talking for a while, and she asked me to dance with her, which I did. My hands were all over her ass and tits. All very exciting. We sit back down, and I was able to stick my finger right in her pussy. She didn't seem to care. She then asked my if I wanted to go to the "habitacion" (spanish for room), I reply "Yes, sure, why not. How much?" She goes: "130 USD one hour". I say "No way, it's outrageously expensive." She then suggested that I talk to the manager, which I did. He then agreed to let me have her for 110 bucks. I said that it was still expensive, and that I wasn't going for that. He then offered to let me have her for 100 bucks, which got me thinking (the girl was really hot). However, I said that I would only pay 80 US. The guy thought about it for a while and then said yes, I could have her for 4 Jacksons. Cool!

So we go inside the room, and she asks if she can have a drink. I ask her how much and she said 100 cordobas. I said OK, and the action started. The room was fairly clean, there was a bed in it (small, but a bed). Three condoms on the bedside table. She started by kissing me. I really liked that. She didn't look like she was going to rush it or anything. She looked very confortable and horny, which i thought was very cool. That made my hard on grow even more. Then she starts kissing my chest and going down. Next thing I know is that she has my dick in her mouth. BBBJ! Deep throat and everything. She asked if I wanted to finish in her mouth. I loved that. I was really turned on by that question. This girl gives great head! Three minutes later, I squirted all over her face. Great facial. After that she gave me a great massage. Then I started finger fucking her, and she asked me to fuck her doggie style, which I did. Then missionary, cowgirl, doggie again which made me come for the second time. No knock on the door yet, so we got to it a third time. A great fuck! And I think I spent more that an hour with her.

She gave me her phone number. I'm looking forward to seeing her again.

I liked the "vale todo club"