R U Suggesting Consular Officers Might View a Monger Website?
So THAT is what they do all day while feeding at the public trough (we KNOW they don't do any Fing work!)
Gato: MEOW! Prrrr! I like your little play kitten. Why not bring her all the way to the wasteland (instead of meeting her half way in Puerto Rico?)
Great story Polvo but I got you beat. Not sure if I ever posted about it here, but long ago I had two young hotties in Cali and one asked to call her BF while I was donking her. Seemed a reasonable request (and was actually quite erotic, I must say). When we checked out the next day I got the bill and it was $150 for a 90 minute call (more than the room!) and I asked "how is this possible"? "Sir, the call was TO PERU."
The girls were waiting for me in the van as I was letting them accompany me to the airport and we had made plans to go to San Andres together on my next trip. I walked up to the van, asked her if the call was to Peru, she sheepishly said yes and I let out a stream of profanities (in Spanish) telling them to get out of the van. The entire hotel staff watched the entire incident with great amusement.
So you got off light at 60 Soles' cell phone credits ($20) and two beers!
One other thing: I personally find Trojans about as effective at transmitting sensation as using a water balloon (and understand why you ripped it off!). You ever tried Crown ultra thin, Beyond7, PleasurePlus or Inspiral? Next best thing to going BB.
Cat: I like sloppy seconds too (figureatively speaking) as the girl is already well lubed and ready to skip the foreplay and get nasty. As you mentioned, avoiding any barfine type expense is an added benefit, plus I am most horny in the morning and few places have lots of action going on at 8am.
If You Aren't Picky About Gender
[QUOTE=Polvo]At 2:00am on a Sunday night what choices are there for a gringo with some Spanish, no car or alarm, with a 100% probability of success??[/QUOTE]Downtown Disco on Los Pinos near Parque Kennedy. 100% probability of success.
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