Montevideo

Could Latina Addict be Nibu Raphael using another screen name? Note the striking similarities in style (using the word style in its loosest possible sense). Just wondering.

Lorenzo

R U fucking kidding me? No offense Nibu, but GAWD, I hope my sentences are well, actually sentences...Nope, Nibu is a Rock loving Gringo living in Lima I think, and Latina addict is a Gringo living in..... well (nice try) Lets just say in Sex Prison USA with a FWOVT gringa. With, travel rights.
Latina Addict

I arrived from BBAA at 20 pm.

First time in Montevideo.

I went downtown with adresses collected here.

I had a nice and sweet Uruguyan morocha from one of the places in ferreira ad something street.

210 half hour, took 2 halfs hours and tipped and I should be meeting her outside to go dance this eventing!

Congrats Azizman, now you are a member of the Latina Addict circle of value shoppers,..... and would you please write Genghis Khan and tell him the proper way of mongering whilst adding to the local ecomomy? (Read the current Sao Paulo rants).

Latina Addict...NOT Nibu

Were at Pykaros last night. Only three girls were doable and the rest were tipping the scale a the precarious 70 Kg mark. Check up on the price and the chica was asking...Are you ready for this? $100 for the hour. I laughed and ignored here the rest of the night. Chances are she left with NOTHING.

Stopped by Baires. This is where the vacas roam. I meant the scale were tipping at well above 80-90 Kg. I counted three or four superFAT chica that were overdued on the expiry date. Only two chicas were do-able. MAN...this place was full of fat chicks!!!!

Hanged out at the casino a bit to checkout the inventory. POOR quality as well. Just too many fat chicks.

Conclusion of the trip: Montevideo is not a good playground for mongers who like shapely and athletic females. I am going back to BA tonight and some poor chica will be punished!

Nibu says he is having problems finding where the action is in MVD. The club scene is obvious. There are always touts handing out addresses on 18 Julio, the main drag in MVD. Much of the action that I found is in the centro area. There are numerous web sites that are MVD oriented. Google mr relax and you will have any and all the info you need to monger in MVD. There are lots of indies and many "massage parlours" that are in reality cat houses. Some of the gals are 4-6 on most anyones scale. There are also some really nice lookers. El Gallito is the local paper and also has a web site. You can find the user name and password on mr relax. BTW, you must be able to read Spanish for both of these. I only read a little Spanish but enough that I can figure out what the score is. I sometimes have a problem when I call and try to converse with someone who is not patient. I have also been charged the gringo price, but MVD is not like TJ where the gringo price is $100 or more. I was in one of the massage places and had 2 young and attractive chicas for a total of $50. That is high my MVD standards. Personally, I think MVD is monger heaven. I can get a great massage and have most any kind of sex I like for $8 to 30 $US. Thats even less than Thailand. There are other websites that show the working girls and most of them are not the heavies some of the other guys are talking, but also, I do not like skinny chicks. To me they look like they have boys bodies if they do not have a little padding on them. Hope this helps.

Very recently in Montevideo, had another stirling session with my Andrea in the afternoon. Awsome GFE as usual. Usual price of 400 pesos for the hour applied, including a little something for her.
Raul said that a certain monger named M····· has been there asking for my Andrea. Good boy, she said you enjoyed, and hey! What the fuck!? Tell us about it dude! I guess your spanish is not so good, and Raul´s english not so good, but all understood. Now comes the problem.... Remember that fucking communist **** that runs 1638, 1636 Ejido? Well, I guess she was there when M····· was there and got wind that a fucking gringo paid the local price (not M·····´s fault in the least) and the FC (fucking ****) accused Raul and the sweet Andrea of stealing the difference between the local and gringo price, to the tune of about 21 bucks for the half hour. He said I need to lie low for a while since he so far had not had the balls to negotiate with the FC about some gringos paying the local price.
He said that to get the local price later in the day with my gringo friends, that I need to tell who was there, that I wanted to have a "bien tiempo". and say I had been there many times before.
Well, this is where the story gets shitty. We went there at 11PM, and of course there was 20 or more horny dudes for the 15 or so chicks. The FC was there and, to make a long story short, my buddies pulled my argueing ass out of there before we were chased out of there with clubs. You know of course you cannot argue with an FC when she thinks it is perfectly that justifiable she is totally ripping you off, cuz you are a gringo. Communist scumbag sucking pimp that she is. So..... Bottom line, unless you can pass as a local with both your looks, tounge and accent, well, forget about this place until somebody offs this POS. Maybe she needs to blow Hugo Chaves and let off a little communist steam.

On a brighter note, with my pretty good spanish, I was able to easily get the local price at 1414 Yauguaron. Previously they were shitty about prices too, but recently they were awsome. Now, to educate your gringo ass, here are the prices so you can stand your ground there: 1 liter beers, 60 pesos....liquor is 50 pesos (domestic) plus the soda if you mix your drinks.......Of the 15 chicks there, there were 2 hotties, names were Erica and Michelle. Upon asking the mamasan which of the 2 was "mas simpatica", she indicated Michelle. She is 21, hard bodied, B tits, 8.4 face, not great at CBJ, but never stopped smiling. Minimal GFE, but one of the tightest twats I have had in a long time, and her puss has not squeesed out any kids yet...Ok, yeh I know,..... the price....160 pesos, bucal y vaginal por 15 minutos....200 pesitos por lo mismo pero para media hora. 400 por la hora.

Pay more than this, and you are being robbed

Next, I will report on street action, if I can find any...
Latina Addict

As previously reported I am back to report on street action and other MVD monger shit. First, spelling correction, sorry, the proper spelling for that thing in your mouth is "tongue", my spelling sucked before.
Street action....Sucked, saw 4 chicks with dicks and one HUGELY immense nasty crack ***** on the SW cruise ave. of Montesasero. EEWWW, worse than the US.
Went with buddies to a previously reported titty bar, whiskeria, boliche, what have you....named "Bicos" This is on the same street as Pykoros, but one block closer to 18 de Julio. This place is now on the Latina Addict´s list of acceptable pussy search locations. Owner is Juan, speaks good english and oh, BTW, will pick you up and drop you off in his personal van if you patronize his bar. Lost his number soory, but at least he will take you home if you wanna try his place. He sells nautical shit and as such, his place is decked out with tones of knots, ship things and photos. Ok, ok, yea yea yea I know, on to the pussy...
Of the 15 piecews of ass present, there were 3 or 4 slim fuckable pieces of ass there, one was a 9.7 on my scale, 22YO, spinner, perky tiny tits, great smile/attitude, but..... my fucking buddy stole her while I was at the locutorio writing my GF. SHIT! The other 3 were fuckable by any anybody´s standards and there was basically no pressure to drink or buy for the chicks.
Entry was 120 pesos for the first drink, 80 for subsequent drinks, and 80 for the chicks if you so are inclined. Once again, I highly recommend this place, safe, english spoken, virtually no pressure and the owner (JUAN) will take you to your hotel! Now, the previously mentioned stolen spinner my buddy obsconded, paid 2000 pesos (little less than 85 bucks) until 2 PM the next day (he fucked so much he ran out of rubbers!) He said she was a 10 with her attidude and a definate recommend!.. Sorry, had too many beers to remember chick´s names, but if she is there you will know her right away! Go here guys, and damn it don´t be a lurcking pussy, tell us about it!!!!! Next post, another "Help" of MVD


Latina Addict

Now, I think I have found another "Help" of MVD. Previously myself and other horny bastards wrote about "Lido", but, not all the pussy there is on the program. I have on good authority that a club named "Sweet" is a club 100% on the program (forgot street, but taxis know it, something like Pyrandu st. I think). After my buddy stole my spinner ass from Bicos, I went to sweet. (Now pretty drunk like a dumb ass BTW) Got there at 5 AM and it was closing, but wow, the pussy walking out of there was, well, stunning, unless of course you hate, young, hard, dressed to entice spinners!
Since it was closing, I saw another club UP the hill on the right from Swing, just one block, that looked promising....Alas, name forgotten, but you will not mistake it. Entrance was a high 40 pesos (lol), including the first drink of your choice. Bar tenders were great guys.... BTW, will go to Swing tonight I hope.....Standby for puta report.
Now, in this other bar...

Hmmm, what is that over there?.. Wow 2 hot chicks kissing, tongues a flailing, ass grabbing, tit grabbing, and a large room in back with porn!.. HHHMMM, what is that over there I ask? Rooms to fuck in, was the reply. 60 pesos for the hour...Wow, a Latina Addict kind of place, right? Yep.......
HHHMMMM, now lets sit down, watch some porn, make sure the paleto works, focus my beer goggled eyes, and find a target...cool.
HHHHMMM, now I focus my hazy eyes as best as I can and check out the room---Cool, lesbos licking, sucking, and feeling...check. A guy grabbing a girl´s tit, motioning to the fuck rooms....check....Cool, 2 faggots licking each other, (well, somebody has to lower the male to female ratio)...check....Cool, another fag couple kissing, and carressing...check...Another fag couple....uh ooohhh, the Latina Addict has apparently stumbled upon a queer bar!!!! Ohhhh ssshhiiiitttttt! Oh...My...Gawd....And, those hot chicks I previously mentioned? AARRGGHHH, Yep, not chicks......That couple??? yep you guessed it. Now....I, better get my breeder ass out of here before some guy finds my tight ass too appealing.....
Bottom line? Go only to sweet, not up the hill, and go not so drunk.....
Next, 1414 Yaguaron.
Latina Addict

Just had a "professional" session at the above mentioned with Graciella. Blond, tiny waist, brazillian ass, very cute face. All covered service, professional, but incredibly better than jerking off. Price, just like it should be 200 pesos. ( You had better speak spanish or go with one who does, they like the communist pricing policy too, but only for the real idiot gringos) 100 pesos more for every "extra", daty, kissing, etc. ..I tipped the obligatory 10% of 20 pesos.
I am writing this in the cyber cafe right below 1414 Yaguaron. Kind of cool to hear the high heals all walk over my head as the customers request the "presentacion". If you write about your adventure here, use cabina number 3, it has the best mouse.
Lets have some reports you lurking pussies!!!!!
Ciao.... Latina Addict

Well just went to Sweet. Stalin is alive and well there. 9 chicks, all fuckable, ranging from 7 to 9.2. Entry is 150 pesitos. Extra beers are 50 for dudes, and 110 for the cunts. This is a bolichi, not a disco as I previously reported.
Communit pricing is as follows...
$$$$ Gringo in room service in house is 35 DOLLARS for the hour.
$$$$ Uruguayan in room inhouse service is 400 pesos for the half and double for the hour.
$$$$ Take out is 1400 pesos for the half and 1800 for the hour, same price for locals and stupid assed foreigners.
Latina Addict left on good terms well before the HUGE dude at the door got out his baseball bat.
Safe, quiet place for the moron to be monetarily fucked over by the local communists. Of course logic, reasoning and economics fell of deaf socialist ears. Here is my report as promised to all mongers and the stalin youth at Sweet.
Latina recommended stay away list. At least Pykaros only fucks over ALL who enter, and not just the foreigners, recommend to go there or Bicos.
Guys, go to Sao Paulo, stay away from this shit hole of a country.
Going to bed, unless these guys at this locutorio try more gringo pricing on my pissed off gringo white assed attitude. Then,.... watch CNN for the outcome.
PS, Once a third world country, alas, always a third world country.
Latina Addict

Latina Addict also probably ponders why Gringos are considered such assholes in most parts of the world. It's because we are. If you do actually live in the US and consider the people of Montevideo to so bad, why don't you stay in the US? It sounds as though you can't stand Uruguay and my guess is the Uruguanos would love to see you leave and not return.

[QUOTE=chukichz]Latina Addict also probably ponders why Gringos are considered such assholes in most parts of the world. It's because we are. If you do actually live in the US and consider the people of Montevideo to so bad, why don't you stay in the US? It sounds as though you can't stand Uruguay and my guess is the Uruguanos would love to see you leave and not return.[/QUOTE]
Thanks Mr. C. sooooo much for the informative report on our worldly hobby. Oh, no,ummm uhhh, wait, I'm sorry no,, all you can do is flame senior members pointing out comminists and calling them at their fucked up game. Asshole??? Yep, sure am, dead nuts on.... to thieving shit asses, no matter where they live.
Maybe you'd like to speak to my countless SA friends who are horribly embarrased by such pricing practices? They have a much different opinion as to just who the assholes are!, And it certainly is not gringos who stand up to oppresive pricing practices.
Oh, and mr. C., how about you come and visit the dealership where I sell high quality cars part time, so I can shove some of that "additional dealer markup" up your ass, since you seem to support unethical business practices?
Also, who gives a rat's ass what I think anyway of MVD, GIG, GRU, EZE, Lim, MEX...etc.... This forum is to inform and educate to protect the mongering rights of us all and the ethical service providers of the world.
Latina Addict...(Proud to be an asshole to dick with ears who steal from foreigners)

I did a cursory search of Mr. C's previous posts. All very informative actually, for the value minded Latina Addict following mongerer ( I give 2 thumbs up actually for your posts!)... But... Ya know what??? I noticed that Mr. C has pretty much not paid more than 8 bucks for a piece of ass for quite a while, especially in MVD. Although it seems your castillano is not on the same par as mine, it seems you have not, as of yet, experienced the Gringo pricing so prevelant in MVD. Maybe you would be a little more objective, and point the finger a little more in the opposite direction if you were "abused" recently like myself and quite a few of my mongering friends.
NOW< ON TO THE PUSSY REPORTS!!!!!

Ok, so recently I went to my previously recommended Bicos to see if my little prevoiously stolen spinner was there..... As my shitty assed luck would have it, nope, I guess her pussy hurt that night. But.... Remember the previously 3 reported fuckable POA (pieces of ass) that were in Bicos? Well, one, a sweet, shy little spinner of a Uruguana named Beatriz was there though!
Now, I must apologize, I despise misrepresention of the facts, but I must now update my previously reported pricing schedule of Bicos.
**** Owner Juan was not there for the previously mentioned free ride... Just my luck
**** The actual bill this night for TOP (take out pussy) was 660 pesitos for my one beer and Bea's obligatory 2 drinks (She took out 2 Heinikins (spelling) ). Plus her asking price of 1000 pesos for TLN.
**** Cab for my ride to Pocitos area was 75 pesitos.
**** Bea told me that I was only her second customer, EVER, and we settled on double here asking price...Yep, the Latina Addict paid DOUBLE her asking price of 1000 pesos. She would stay as long as I wanted the next day..No extra for cab, breakfast, jeans, yadda, fucking yadda. All in all a pretty cheap date for 100% GFEFS! Now, I must add that there was 100% BB service, BBBJ, BBFS,BB DATY, DFK, etc.... (per my rubber hating request, hence the double asking price....Stop the flaming right now, HER SECOND CUSTOMER EVER!!!) now, this being the same price as my buddy paid for my little spinner that was not at Bicos that night, and he had an experienced pro with 100 % COVERED service.


$$$$ 22 YO, medium dark skin, Brunette, slight hint of almost indian look to her (India the country, not Inca indian)
$$$$ Tits.. A cup, ever so slight sag, one kid 4 YO
$$$$ Pussy, tight, tight, tight, tight!!! Did I say tight????
$$$$ BBBJ, inexperienced high school BBBJ, she does not know her way around a dick, but sweet anyway.
$$$$ As far as the full service, basically teen sex, sweet, shy, like a high school chick, even though 22YO with a kid. Ok, luckily she is really cute, so lack of performance was balanced with her beauty.
$$$$ Tight ass and twat even as a young mommy.
$$$$ She didn't count the money, gave me her number.... Undecided as to whether I will call her again or not.
$$$$ Her innocense was kinda cute, she did not even know how to turn on the shower! And, she commented as to how her water heater in her house has been broken for 2 weeks, and her dad did not have the money (500 pesos) to fix the water heater.

All in all,a lot more than the Latina Addict is used to paying, but this sincere, sweet, innocent, THIN, spinner, "Uruguashita", more than fulfilled my BBFS needs for a while, while I head back to my FWOVT spouse in sex prisonlandia.


Total price.... 2660 pesos (just over 100 bucks ... DAMN! Gengas Khan would be proud of me!) for drinks, taxi foreplay, BBFS and a great sleeping partner with 3 releases.
Repeat?..... leaning towards not, but a great time, and one of the "cheaper" 1000% GFE dates I have had in a while. Heck, she said I did not even have to walk her to the door! I just kissed her goodbye and went back to sleep...Does it get any better than that?
Latina Addict








Latina Addict..................

Hello folks.

It appears I'm going to be spending some time in Montevideo in the coming months. Thanks for the great inputs on this forum thus far. It doesn't mean much to me yet, as I need to read back through the thread, and the locations are unfamiliar to me, but it's a start. I expected much less post activity for Uraguay.

It would be great if our paths crossed in town one of these days, as I don't speak Spanish much at all, and it would be fun to have a partner in crime.

See you soon...