Fake goods at Customs ( a joke and some humor to a dry section in ISG)
[quote=bill lee]
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make sure any drugs you have, you have the prescription bottle for it with your name.
getting search by customs is a hit or miss. out of 10 visits, my bags were searched fully only once. thank goodness, i was able to bring in nine 12" black cock dildos by then.
bill
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mr bill,
wait a minute you forgot to mention one time at customs. the secret police or fbi (female body inspectors) stopped you trying to bring home your fake from cp. the agent didn't confirep001e your fake because she later felt sorry for you. she gave you a smile and wanted you to have fun. when your done, i like try the fake to see if it's as good as the real thing.
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Just what the doctor ordered.
I arrived in Shanghai early last night, a week earlier than I had planned. However, my whereabouts will remain confidential for obvious reasons (I wouldn't put anything past some of you)...too bad because I was looking forward to meeting a few of you.
As usual, after I got checked in and cleaned up at the hotel, I befriended the bellhop (w/$20usd) and asked if he could arrange for me to get a massage in my room. He looked at me and said "Chinese girl?" I just nodded and smiled. He asked me when I wanted her and I responded "Right now General Tsao!" But, instead of waiting in my room, I meandered into the lobby lounge to listen to the live music and have a drink. I was surprised to see that the bar had Chateau St. Michelle, Cabernet Sauvignon on the menu (my favorite vineyard from Washington State). I had a glass and relaxed to the music. Just as I finished my wine, the general found me in the bar and informed me that it was time for me to go to my hotel room. As I got off the elevator and approached my room, I noticed a beautiful 19-20 y/o, petite girl leaning up against my door. She was young and HOT, and this was definitely better than what I expected from Mr. Tsao. However, once we were in the room I was reminded why I love the PI so much; they speak the language. This girl spoke ZERO English. You see, I'm the kind of guy who likes to chit chat with them a little before the action begins. No chance for chit-chat with this one though.
The sex: Well, as we've all experienced, many times the hotter looking they are the less they perform in the sack. No exception here. This one was certainly nice looking but not very enthusiastic about sucking cock or doing multiple positions. In fact she nearly squirmed off of the bed when I tried to insert my thumb up her ass while in the doggy position. So, knowing her obvious dislike for anything "out of the ordinary", I decided to cap off the event with a "surprise" cum to the face. Here is how I did it; I was furiously pumping away missionary style and right before I shot my load, I pulled out, ripped off the condom, straddled her chest and proceeded to spray my load all over her face, neck and hands (her hands were trying to block the inevitable). After the act she mumbled something in Chinese and made her way to the shower to get cleaned up. When she emerged from the shower I handed her 500 RMB, I half way expected her to ask for more but she didn't. She just gave me a hug, a kiss on the cheek and walked out the door. Even though that LYFM spoke zero English, she was just what the Dr. ordered after a long 12hr flight.
BTW: I took some pics of her. I'll post em' when I return from my trip. Stay tuned more to come.
Guinness
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How to tell if the material they use for your suit is real?
I am in Shanghai for the next 7 days, I found the market that has all of the materials and am looking for someone to make me 4-5 suits. I talked to many of the people in the stalls and it seems that you will spend about 500-600 per suit from my best guess, is that right?
They tell me the tailor cost is 200 and the rest depends on the material you choose.
Here is where i am confused. They are showing me all of these materials (and of course they all carry essentially the same stuff, in my opinion) and it says on the material: ex. Wool 120, Super Wool Cashmere 180, etc.
Q: How do I know these materials are really what they say they are? Is there something to look for, some kind of test, etc?
Someone mentioned with the silks you can ask to burn a small piece and if it's fake it will bead up like plastic does.
Does anyone have a tailor they can recommend highly in the Shanghai Material market place.
Thank you all in advance.
Texas