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[QUOTE=Tit Luvr2]I will be visiting BKK shortly.
I would appreciate suggestions on a "must experience " itinerary.
I am keen on
>Nude go-go's
>Massage (sexual )with great technique
>Soapy massage
>anything else you recommend
I don't mind higher costs/surcharges but the experience/place must have a high probability of being excellent.
Mick,thanks for all the reports[/QUOTE]Any advise?
Thanks
[QUOTE=Member #2041]I'm sure that it's A LOT less hassle to pay 350-400 Baht, which comes to between $11 and $12.50 to take a cab into Bangkok. I've never NOT been able to get a cab for Meter + 65 tolls, +50 airport cab fee, which ends up coming to around 320-350 baht plus tip.
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The Airport Express ride was actually less hassle for me because I didn't have to deal with cash. I walked through customs, headed straight for the bus dispatch desk, bought a ticket with a credit card, hopped aboard, and turned into a mumbling vegetable for awhile (I was tired from my flight).
The bus went straight to Sukhumvit and dropped me about a block from Soi 33. I didn't touch Thai money until I after I had checked into Livingstone's, showered and changed clothes.
There wasn't any real traffic between the airport and Sukhumvit, but I could see where a cab and the tollway would be preferable at certain times of the day. I don't think we took a tollway in the bus; I did not see any tollgates.
Returning to the airport, I should have taken a cab if I had been in a hurry. I caught the bus on the south side of Suk near the Phrom Pong skytrain and it took me all over hell's half acre before hitting the highway. It was no problem as I was WAY early.
airport express bus is 150B (but doesn't run all night - last one is at midnite)
Hey guys, we are over for a week in BKK. First trip.
Wondering:
-Anyone ever stayed at Presidential Park Hotel? How is it?
-How is the weather now?
-Is it really tough to tell the ladyboys apart, are they upfront about it?
-For a week there, what are the top clubs to go? I did RTFF and got the followign:
-Avoid patpong
-The best club area is krabi island
-silom is a waste of time too
-the two most elite places are the Pent , Twa-walli and also La Defense.
Is this about right? Thanks so much :)
[QUOTE=Tulip777]Did someone say Czeck? It's Chech mate.[/QUOTE]
Just to clarify, it's Czech. :)
[QUOTE=Borat69]Hey guys, we are over for a week in BKK. First trip.
Wondering:
-Anyone ever stayed at Presidential Park Hotel? How is it?
-How is the weather now?
-Is it really tough to tell the ladyboys apart, are they upfront about it?
-For a week there, what are the top clubs to go? I did RTFF and got the followign:
-Avoid patpong
-The best club area is krabi island
-silom is a waste of time too
-the two most elite places are the Pent , Twa-walli and also La Defense.
Is this about right? Thanks so much :)[/QUOTE]
Presidential Park ??? You mean President Park? Lots of President's for hotels in BKK, Grand President, Presidents Solitare and I think there is Royal president and probably more etc... I do not know Presidential Park however. If it is President Park it is getting up there in age, lots of new ones now adays, on Soi 24, I actually like the area however, but not next to Cowboy or Nana that is for sure. More near Emporium and Soi 33. Stayed there before, was GF and no major complaints but have moved to other serviced apartments over President Park.
BTW... There is a hotel thread in the Thailand forum. You can search there also.
Krabi... that's in the south... You're going to take a plane down to Phuket or a bus down there for clubbing??? Not near BKK. If you think Krabi is near BKK you are mistaken. Did you look at this on the map?
Define Elite and for what are you looking for, Club or dancing or Ladies or what??
Why avoid Patpong?? Yes it's a tourist trap but you can buy a knock off rolex or gucci bag for the wife and get a BJ in the same area (SOL). Granted yes I do not go there often as there are better places to go.
Clubs... for what exactly, help us out a little. For dancing or to pick up FL's or for girls. For some folks a club could be Suzie Wong's on Cowboy and for others it could be CM2 or such and others it could be Gullivers. Heck as far as I know you could be wanting Eden as your idea of club.
Transvestites... I never ended up with one in my room, others have made the mistake. Some are obvious but of course some are not so obvious. In general have not had any issues with ending up with one. Understand that Thailand accepts transvestites more or better then most places in the world does.
There is a identifying transvestites thread in the thailand forum also.
[QUOTE=Tansak KTV]Just to clarify, it's Czech. :)[/QUOTE]
You are right Tanzak! I had to be thinking of Peter Cech and screwed up. Soccer and chess don't mix well.
[QUOTE=Tulip777]Soccer and chess don't mix well.[/QUOTE]It's Football, not soccer.
[QUOTE=Tulip777]You are right Tanzak! I had to be thinking of Peter Cech and screwed up. Soccer and chess don't mix well.[/QUOTE]You guys know how to spoil a bad joke. :(
Hey, did I ever tell you the one about the Australian, the German, the French/American ...
:D
[QUOTE=Piper1]You guys know how to spoil a bad joke. :(
Hey, did I ever tell you the one about the Australian, the German, the French/American ...
:D[/QUOTE]
In Thailand, English form words can be spelled any way you feel like.
But makes it hard to search the forum for place names with 6 alternate spellings.
[QUOTE=Tit Luvr2]Any advise?
Thanks[/QUOTE]
For nude Gogos, bear in mind that not all girls are nude all of the time, but...:
Suzi Wong, Long Gun, Dolls House, Deja Vu (all in Soi Cowboy near Sukhumvit Asoke (Soi 21) intersection, off Asoke ) and probably others.
[QUOTE=Tansak KTV]Nice report of the lodge and pictures. And here I thought you were only a Eden guy. ;)[/QUOTE]
Not only an Eden guy, but definitely a fan. Here's a report on an Eden adventure, with photos of the famous Gina. If you want to see more pics of Pla, one of the other ladies mentioned in this report, check out [URL=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=628732&postcount=4012]Pla and Wa of the Eden Club.[/URl]. As always, the pages are to be opened in order: A1, B2, C3, etc.
Evil
If you saw a few of these in Trinks column 10 years ago they came from us. Enjoy.
A BEER IS BETTER…
The Bangkok version
Editors Note: Thanks to the merry group of beer drinkers (John, John, and John), who endured several nights out in Patpong, Soi Cowboy and NEP brainstorming this version. The groups combined total of more than 85 years living in Thailand (and only God knows how many beers & women) allows us to speak with experience.
1. Beer never calls or writes to ask for money.
2. Beer doesn’t ask for gold jewelry.
3. A beer is the best thing to pick up at the Marine Bar.
4. Beer never asks where you came from (or what your name is).
5. Beer never has a sick mother.
6. Beer doesn’t need to be fed every two hours.
7. Beer doesn’t wear a number.
8. You don’t need to wear a condom to drink a beer.
9. You can drink a beer EVERYDAY of the month.
10. Beer doesn’t have a sister with absolutely NO family resemblance.
11. Beer has a good reputation.
12. Beer makes you want more.
13. Beer won’t show up or call the next day.
14. Beer doesn’t have a friend named Noi.
15. Beer knows when to leave.
16. Beer always tastes good.
17. Beer never leaves you disappointed when you take off the label.
18. After you’ve had a beer…no one else can.
19. Beer gives a bitter head.
20. Beer doesn’t hang around.
21. You can be certain you’re the first one to open a beer.
22. Beer can’t make a long distance call on your mobile when you’re in the toilet.
23. A beer doesn’t want to sit on your lap.
24. Beer never worked for the Kings Group.
25. Beer never worked at a Rainbow Bar.
26. Beer can dance.
27. A beer is never a katoey.
28. Beer never leaves lipstick or scratch marks.
29. Getting rid of a beer is easy.
30. You don’t have to share a beer with the rest of Bangkok.
31. A beer doesn’t look at others when you put your lips on it.
32. A beer never worries about its figure.
33. A beer never calls you “kee nieo” (sticky shit or miserly).
34. A beer is taller than most Thai women.
35. Beer doesn’t think it’d look better with a nose job.
36. Beer doesn’t think it’d look better with a tit job.
37. Bar fine for a beer is only 60 Baht.
38. A beer won’t give you AIDS.
39. A beer is the best looking thing at Thermae at closing time.
40. With a beer, “Happy Hour” always is.
41. It’s easy to manage a beer.
42. Beer doesn’t have to talk with Trink every week (only you old hands will get this).
43. Beer doesn’t come from Issan.
44. When beer goes flat, you can throw it out.
45. Beer looks the same in the morning.
46. Beer doesn’t come to work on a motorbike.
47. Legs don’t get in the way when you lift a six-pack.
48. You can get beer into a glass without KY.
49. A beer bottle never needs batteries.
50. Beer doesn’t have stretch marks.
51. Beer has a garden, not a bush.
52. Beer never comes in your hand and always leaves when it’s finished.
53. A beer doesn’t fart when you’ve finished having fun with it.
54. Beer never gets pregnant.
55. No beer is “coyote ugly”.
56. Beer never insists on keeping you until it’s finished.
57. Beer never insists you quench its thirst.
58. Beer could never amputate your dick.
59. Beer is here today and gone tomorrow.
60. Beer doesn’t eat grasshoppers.
61. Beer only has a drippy glass.
62. When you put a sack over beer it stays on.
63. A beer only weighs 12oz.
64. A beer never wants to “tio” (making the rounds to her hangouts).
65. You don’t need 2 hands to hold a beer.
66. A beer doesn’t make you shower first.
67. You don’t need to tip a beer.
68. A beer never asks for taxi money.
69. Beers foam is blonde.
70. The sweat on a beer has no odor.
71. You can see though a beer.
72. Beer is easier to understand.
73. Beer never wants more money after you’ve paid for it.
74. Beer doesn’t wear make-up.
75. Beer doesn’t dance while talking on a mobile phone.
76. Beer is always wet.
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I arrived in BKK airport last Friday 8pm, and went to the 1st level AE kiosk with the intension to take an AE to Suk. A guy at the counter said all the buses except the bus to Kaosarn were stuck in the traffic jams and could not say when they would come to Airport. He suggested to take a taxi to On Nut, which is the last stop on BTS, and from there took a BTS to Asok where my hotel was located. Due to the motorway routing, it probably cost more, but it was circa 300B including 20+25B toll charges and a airport surcharge of 50B (I am not sure this is legitimate). So I was checking in no time at 9pm, and was cheking my list of the possible venue for that night. :D
But I opted for a lady provided in-house, and invited to my room. Well this is another story. ;)
So you are staying a hotel along BTS or MRT, consider this option if you find the BKK streets chockablock, and cannot wait for your first action asap.
Oh, I tool a taxi from the arrival level, expecting a long queue. But there was nobody, it was as if I was the first one for the day. :)
chock dee (spell? but my thai)
[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]It's Football, not soccer.[/QUOTE]
sorry, I wanted everybody to understand.