Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

Boom's name is about right - half ass! With June blazing her own trail having gone to manage another shop, I selected downstairs the shortest girl available, Boom. She claimed she worked at Orient on Soi 24 previously, but business there got too slow. She asked me who I had seen before and when I said June, she said "I don't do the same things as June". She did offer me to change girls if I wanted, but at this point she still seemed worth continuing. But my instincts were not good (thats a first 8-). Her attention was not convincing and seemed to be a novice. After a big buildup of anticipation, this was rather disappointing.

[QUOTE=Westsider]Boom's name is about right - half ass! With June blazing her own trail having gone to manage another shop, I selected downstairs the shortest girl available, Boom. She claimed she worked at Orient on Soi 24 previously, but business there got too slow. She asked me who I had seen before and when I said June, she said "I don't do the same things as June". She did offer me to change girls if I wanted, but at this point she still seemed worth continuing. But my instincts were not good (thats a first 8-). Her attention was not convincing and seemed to be a novice. After a big buildup of anticipation, this was rather disappointing.[/QUOTE]

Which place was that?

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Which place was that?[/QUOTE]

Presumably at Tulip, assuming that this report was submitted in the appropriate thread...

[QUOTE=Goyave]Presumably at Tulip, assuming that this report was submitted in the appropriate thread...[/QUOTE]

Ah yes, silly me :) don't I feel like a stupid asshole now eh?

I still can't get used to all these separate threads

Cost of 2 ladies at Tulip ?

Hi

whats the cost for 2 ladies at Tulip?
I know its 1500 each lady FS , but do you also have to pay the house double the fee (800B x 2 ? ) if you take 2 at the same time ?

Thanks for the info

BK

Many new faces in the book. Dao, Nice, Tuk, Nadea, Teena, Sherry are still there, if you want a sure bet.

C got a sponsor and left.

My favorite doesn't want her name posted. Too much work, and too many strange demands (like a full hour of anal) go with too much publicity, according to her. Smart girl.

Saeng still doesn't want to put mirrors. I told her to talk to Nong :D

Would your favourites name happen to begin with "F" ? ;)

[QUOTE=Centaurus]Many new faces in the book. Dao, Nice, Tuk, Nadea, Teena, Sherry are still there, if you want a sure bet.

C got a sponsor and left.

My favorite doesn't want her name posted. Too much work, and too many strange demands (like a full hour of anal) go with too much publicity, according to her. Smart girl.

Saeng still doesn't want to put mirrors. I told her to talk to Nong :D[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pita123]I'm glad you no longer fail to see how people "do not get to pick a girl".[/QUOTE]
I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less!

The Germans understand how all these negatives mathematically cancel each other out! (I've been studying Deutsch).

Recent trip to Tulip.

Very easy to find on the south side of Thong Lo BTS. Got there around 5pm on a weekday. Entrance floor looks like a beauty salon. Receptionist at little table shows me the book, and then gestures down a staircase saying I can go see the girls.

Downstairs, in a small room, the girls line up and sit on chairs. Probably about 15 available. I pick one based solely on looks -- there's no mamasan there to offers suggestions. "Foam" is her name. Has a big spiderweb tattoo on her back. Thin, with small titties.

Head up 2 flights of stairs and pause at the toilet -- not the worst, not the nicest facility. Up one more set of stairs into a small room with a bed and shower. She disappears to get shower / massage stuff. Woman comes in with a bottle of water for me (gets 20BHT tip). Foam comes back and I proceed to shower up.

Onto the bed for a lackluster massage that gets better when I tell her where to push and to push harder. Flip over after a while, and she starts rubbing the unit before a reasonable BBBJ -- she's working hard. Pay to the girl is 1000BHT (BBBJ only). Shower up and head out. Price to the house, on top of the girl's fee, is ~400BHT for 1 hour. So 1400BHT all-in. I believe sex would have run 1500 (instead of 1000).

I know it's me but I don't love the facilities at Tulip and the girls don't seem as playful as Eden Club or Akane. Maybe it's different once you get to know one as a regular. I find the rooms small and the facilities less enjoyable, they just feel a little tired.

T.R.A.

[QUOTE=Eric Cartman]I know it's me but I don't love the facilities at Tulip and the girls don't seem as playful as Eden Club or Akane. Maybe it's different once you get to know one as a regular. [/QUOTE]

You could not be more wrong. Sorry.

Tulip is a Shoot as many times as you can/want, no holes barred massage place. Girls could not be more playful even if they wanted to.

I think the problem was that you did not take advantage and only asked for a BJ.

I have not been to Tulip since 2008, but my last girl there was a total 3 holer, gave very good BBBJ, took it up the ass like a trooper and made me shoot 3 times in a 2 hours session. I would tip well (1000 on top of the 1500) but the experience was one of the best in Bangkok.
Now there are 2 places like that: Snow white, Mango.

Eden is totally different and Akane doesn't even offer FS so you can't really compare.

I think you should try tulip agan... ask for Dao and.... enjoy the ride.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]You could not be more wrong. Sorry.

Tulip is a Shoot as many times as you can/want, no holes barred massage place. Girls could not be more playful even if they wanted to.

I think the problem was that you did not take advantage and only asked for a BJ.

I have not been to Tulip since 2008, but my last girl there was a total 3 holer, gave very good BBBJ, took it up the ass like a trooper and made me shoot 3 times in a 2 hours session. I would tip well (1000 on top of the 1500) but the experience was one of the best in Bangkok.
Now there are 2 places like that: Snow white, Mango.

Eden is totally different and Akane doesn't even offer FS so you can't really compare.

I think you should try tulip agan... ask for Dao and.... enjoy the ride.[/QUOTE]

It may just come down to the girl. "Foam" who I saw was not playful at all, and actually had a bit of a nasty cough that freaked me out in the room. Her massage sucked and there was zero "zazz" in her BJ. That's my one experience in the past 1.5 years at Tulip, so fair enough if you think it's different (since you go there a lot). I'm just calling it like I saw it.

By comparison, my visits to Eden and Akane have been way more fun and playful. The Eden girls wouldn't stop trying to drain me lol. Again, one data point for both in the past 1.5 years.

Dao or someone else may be better for newbies I guess.

[QUOTE=Eric Cartman]It may just come down to the girl. [/QUOTE]

DING DING DING.... We got a winner...

If you get back, give it another try, Tulip isn't for the massage normally the girls provide sexual services. Besides the girl probably being wrong for you (I didn't ready your first report, but did you pick from book, took the girl they sent you or saw a line up???), she sounded like she was just plain worn out.

Eden is very "scripted" for my tastes meaning if you go back you'll get the same thing over and over and over unless you take charge and direct the action. But of course I think Eden and DD are something everyone must doe atleast once in their life.

[QUOTE=Eric Cartman]It may just come down to the girl. "Foam" who I saw was not playful at all, and actually had a bit of a nasty cough that freaked me out in the room. Her massage sucked and there was zero "zazz" in her BJ. [/QUOTE]

Look, it could have been that also she did not want to be with you, for some reason. she did not like you, she was tired, she was hungry, she was sick...
In any case, if you do feel uncomfortable or unhappy with service, there is NO SHAME in changing girls. Yes, she might lose face, but as a customer and tourist, why should you care? it's your money and you really should get what you paid for: which is a happy service.

And yes, it has nothing to do with the place, it's all about the girl.

[QUOTE=Tansak KTV]
Eden is very "scripted" for my tastes meaning if you go back you'll get the same thing over and over and over unless you take charge and direct the action. But of course I think Eden and DD are something everyone must doe atleast once in their life.[/QUOTE]
Well that's great Tansak. I have been to Eden exactly Once.
Was too much of an act for my liking. Tulip was way better.

But I can't do DD without knowing what it is. Double D tits? I have been with a fantastic girl with F cups (not Thai).

[QUOTE=M P Lurker]But I can't do DD without knowing what it is.[/QUOTE]

Devil's Den ex sister club to Eden in Pattaya.... Same theory and set up basically but different owners now. DD has better girls in looks and service then Eden in little Tansak's opinion...