Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Jutju]Thai is where I stay. [/QUOTE]
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There isn't any Thai Hotel in this region.
Used to be one near Khao San Road.

Apologies for not being in Bangkok Hotels thread.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]
I have been there many times and always got "looks" from these guys which I don't care, but it could scare a few people.
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A few years back, I heard a story that a psycho guy murdered a Thai WG in his bedroom one night and hid her and used the "do not disturb" sign. The girl did not pick her Id card in the morning, but no-one worried yet. The next night he got another girl and murdered her as well, so the story goes.
He then checked out, without bodies being found yet and got away.

I did stay there once (years ago) but Thai girls were certainly asking me why I stayed there???? Actually I can't remember why now. I guess places were booked heavy and Grace had a room available.

After so many hours spent on this forum, finally I made my first trip to Bangkok. I'd like to thank you all who contributed so far, so I could pretty much impress my fellow colleagues, who could not believe it's not my first time there :)

A few impressions to share, maybe it'll be in use for someone.. This is all personal experience, so it might be completely wrong as well.

- I can just confirm that by the evening it's far better to get the BTS to the action rather than taxi; we had serious issues even to get a taxi to the action point from where we stood (Klongsan) - taxi drivers categorically refused to take us to anywhere in Suk

- I followed a previous advice to get Apcalis (pharmacy aside NEP after the petrol station) and it worked like charm. Original was 2k, generic 400. Noone asked for anything else than the banknotes :) As a remark, I saw at least 10 places on the street selling the same stuff, obviously I have no idea whether it's not fake

- We visited Annie's on Sunday afternoon, but the selection was very poor... Maybe 20 girls, none of them hitting the bottom line of being interesting. It was funny to see another monger guy, I had the impression that he didn't know any other place and was hesitant to leave without score, but saw none of them fancy enough :) Mamasan did her best to catch - ordered the girls to stand and rotate and convincing poor fellow to choose... and he just shake his head and kept looking around embarrassed. We just finished our beer and left for better fields.

- We visited Poseidon, with almost the same result and ended up at Lord. There was definitely a much smaller selection than usual (there was a real fishbowl of a side of a theater :), but nice girls, exorbitant rates (from 2.6k until 5.x k if I remember well). We have chosen from the economy side, still pretty enough girls I think. The soapie was an interesting experience (being slowly massaged and bathed, with a very professional COB, then a short ride and I off I went). The girl has to be very good, usually I cannot be shot so quick, but otherwise rather mechanical and cold. Not my cup of tea.

- Spent a lot of time in Cowboy, visiting the bars which were recommended here. My personal favorite was Baccara, for the concept and the quality of girls (ground floor only, we didn't venture up to the second floor). There was one particular night, when we just could not find any of the bars interesting - I can't tell you whether our mood was different or all our kind of girls were already BFed. We had been in one with naked girls (Sheebas?), but the poor souls were so obviously embarrassed dancing naked that it spoiled the fun. The shows we have seen were quite freaky - balloons shot with darts(?) from their pussy and such - no, thanks for me.

- We have been in NEP just once, myself in two bars: Rainbow 4 (worth the effort, very good level) and Mandarin (this one was a failure for me, the concept is nice with the close proximity of the girls, but there was no one I found fancy enough to enjoy).

- On the first evening in Baccara I have chosen a SYT (she said she's 24). Could be max 40 kg (she was apologizing if she's too heavy sitting in my lap, good joke, my 12 y.o. son is heavier than that), thin, nice face, nonexistent breasts. She was one of the few dancing with some emotion, smiling, while the majority was like a crowd on the subway, getting to work bored :) She squeezed out 2 lady drinks of me, then I raised the question if she want to be taken. She immediately stated 2k ST. Sorry guys, I didn't bargain. Also following the advices here, I took her to the 7/11 and she politely chosen only a fruit juice only. Hotel staff didn't bat an eyelid, girl handed over her ID without questions. Service was very good, we took a bath together (what a difference to the soapie earlier!) and jumped to the bed. She wasn't too professional or practiced, but very enthusiastic. Once we're done, she said she'd like to stay, but she can't as she is having a job nighttime somewhere - I don't know if it's true or not, but as I had to work by the morning, I didn't care

- I went back to Baccara 2 days later, she literally jumped out of the stage and hugged me. I coughed up 2 drinks and the barfine and off we went. We had more time then, so after action we spent quite a time chatting. Her english was quite enough to discuss a few points I was very interested. She said she works only in Baccara and only on the ground floor ( I asked if she could choose, but she said no, pointing on her handful titties she's not big enough in chest for that :). It was very funny when she said she wouldn't be too happy of it anyway, as 'they're showing everything to the customers without being paid for it'. I began to be sleepy and she again stated she cannot stay, but would come back by the morning... Sadly it was my last night and I had to be at the airport by 10AM, so I declined. She was crying a bit silently on my shoulder - I have to admit I'm not sure why and I didn't ask her either, thinking whatever is the reason, there's hardly anything I can do), then I had to promise 10x that if I ever get back to Bangkok I'll find her. I also declined to exchange phone or email - what's the point? She left with some last kisses and hugs and I left with fond memories - and empty balls :)

- There was a discussion earlier about racism in the bars: I personally witnessed being outside of Rainbow 4 for smoking, that 4 Middle-Eastern guy was sent away from there by the bouncers stating that the next bar on the right is better... They tried to stand ground, but without success. Caucasians meanwhile kept to be invited.

I had a very nice impression and intended to return if I'll be able to manage it :) Thanks again to all contributing forum members for their helpful advices!

[QUOTE=Syzygies]A few years back, I heard a story that a psycho guy murdered a Thai WG in his bedroom one night and hid her and used the "do not disturb" sign. The girl did not pick her Id card in the morning, but no-one worried yet. The next night he got another girl and murdered her as well, so the story goes.
He then checked out, without bodies being found yet and got away.

I did stay there once (years ago) but Thai girls were certainly asking me why I stayed there???? Actually I can't remember why now. I guess places were booked heavy and Grace had a room available.[/QUOTE]

Is this the Thai version of Hotel California..? (cfr The Eagles) LOL

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Unless you are Arab, African or Indian, don't stay at this hotel!! I don't want to sound Racist but as a White man, you will not be very welcome there.
I have been there many times and always got "looks" from these guys which I don't care, but it could scare a few people.

There are way Better hotels than the Grace... Solo hotel on Soi 2 for example, 5mn walk to Annies and they have a tuk tuk (free) that takes you to Sukhumvit[/QUOTE]I dont think that Indian non- muslims stay, or would prefer to stay there!

[QUOTE=Jutju]Thai is where I stay. Highly recomend. Great staff. Always check id cards. And call to check if your ok when they leave. More like 2 seconds to Nana Plaza.[/QUOTE]


Dynasty Inn is girl friendly but they do charge if you take two girls up to the room.

Went out last night for a few bevvies on cowboy. Hit all the major spots. Shark was packed as usual. A girl I was keen on came up to me and started chatting. Silicone implants and a map of the world on her stomach. Looked about 28-30 years of age. Wanted 2, 000 baht for short time and would not come down. I quickly sent her away. It's laughable what the rates are these days. A 30-year old with stretch marks wants 2k for short time. Give me a fucking break. I'm off to Pattaya in a few weeks where the prices aren't so ridiculously high.

[QUOTE=Mangofan;1100813]It's laughable what the rates are these days. A 30-year old with stretch marks wants 2k for short time. Give me a fucking break. I'm off to Pattaya in a few weeks where the prices aren't so ridiculously high.[/QUOTE]I think you'll be equally surprised at how ridiculous the prices are in Pattaya these days too!

Great report Hotman. The oldest trick, the sick water buffalo for the farang walking ATM. New SIM card, discard Richard Nixon's gmail account, etc. You have done a wonderful, humanitarian service to the other chap, who no doubt soon afterwards was providing a thorough tonsil and cervix massage. Nothing like a deep shot in a girls mouth to cheer a fellow up.

By all means have fun, but never let the oxytocin from little brain be exploited by shrewd, instant crocodile tears bar girls.

[QUOTE=Jimmy Red Cab;1100798]Dynasty Inn is girl friendly but they do charge if you take two girls up to the room.[/QUOTE]Sorry wanted to type "this is where I stay" not "Thai is where I stay". I have taken 2 girls back to the Dynasty many times never been charged. Maybe difference in the staff?

Hi to all experienced traverels of Bangkok. I just would like to know if somo of you guy has visited disco club like CM2 or BED SUPPERCLUB or NANA DISCO and if is possible to get some lady inside? .

Thankyou. I'll be in BKK from 9 up to 24th January.

[QUOTE=Amjeck;1100836]I think you'll be equally surprised at how ridiculous the prices are in Pattaya these days too![/QUOTE]Not always!

In Pattaya I am a big fan of the 'Coconut Bar' (Beach Road.) and was last there just over one week ago.

Prices are still, in my opinion, more than reasonable there with S. T. Being available at 500 Baht with no bar fine or lady drinks to pay for. (And, during the afternoons, many girls are happy to stay several hours for that price!)

OK, I must admit that not every Beach Road. Girl is a stunner but there are enough young, enthusiastic sweeties out there to make the search worthwhile.

In the Bar Beers (especially those on 2nd Road.) an average bar fine is 300 Baht plus a donation of around 1000 Baht for L. T. For your playmate.

Again, not such bad value by my standards even with the current exchange rate of less than 50 Baht for each of my English £'s!

I also managed to score some freebees! One was a Cambodian / Thai girl from Hua Hin who had a wait of more than 3 hours before she was to meet her brother.

In order to make her wait rather more pleasant I, (being a nice guy and Jai Dee) offered her the use of my room (and my body) which she was more than happy to accept!

Another was a black African tourist who, after a chat and a coffee, was happy to keep me company for 24 hours or so and was absolutely GREAT in bed.

By the way, the envious looks of other guys who could not help but notice me (a rather old and very white farrang) together with her (a young, slim, and VERY attractive black girl) were great and the experience certainly made a change from the usual L. B. F. M. S.

There is something available for all of us at a wide range of prices.

So, in my opinion, unless you are looking for that 'perfect 10 trophy fuck' (who may well turn out to be a starfish anyway) there is no need to pay the exorbitant prices that some of the Go Go or disco girls are asking.

Just put in a little work and your efforts will be repaid.

Enjoy,

Hotman.

[QUOTE=Amjeck;1100836]I think you'll be equally surprised at how ridiculous the prices are in Pattaya these days too![/QUOTE]I have to laugh at you guys. It's still cheap at twice the price. Go back home and see what you get for the same price. I don't blame the girls for wanting as much as they can. Why not? It's an awful job and we are lucky the economic and cultural situation has produced our little Disneyland. Rant over.

[QUOTE=Mouse1;1097517]On a similar vein, there is a new Indian restaurant several hundred metres up Soi 4 which must have opened very recently. Walked past it a least twice a day, but never saw a single cstomer there, but the same rather desperate looking waiter outside. How or why the owner thinks it can survive so far from passing trade beats me.[/QUOTE]One night I went by intending to eat. Sat down outside and they plunked a menu down that must have weighed 5 pounds. That immediately told me that this place was more expensive than I had been hoping for. Sure enough. Appetizers were nearly 300 baht, the meal 300 baht. With drinks and bread it would come to 1000 baht. I got up. Told them that their prices were crazy and went and got food at an Indian place on Suk for 1/2 the price. There was an Indian place there before. Bollywood. That went out of biz because it too was expensive. How they think by changing the name they will succeed is beyond me. All the Indian places around Suk are expensive really. I mean it's chicken and rice. Why do they charge twice what Thai chicken curry is which is chicken and rice.