Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=Sperto]Sometimes it's not only the pavements in VM that have shit in their cracks.
Then you might have to clean something else than your trainers. :([/QUOTE]

I always try to use one hand for eating and one hand for . . .

[QUOTE=Chris H]Here is a bunda they may make u trip over the sand!!! gotta LOVE IT!![/QUOTE]
DAMN Chris, Now that ASS is something SERIOUS!!! SH*T!!!!

After spending a wonderful night with my GFE, we had wonderful sex the next morning. I did my job on her, and she hit the shower first. My turn in the bathroom, and I sat on the throne to rid myself of Brazilian BBQ from the day before. When I hit the magic button to flush my throne, nothing happened. Then, I realized all the water is off. I called the guy who rented me the apartment thinging the owner didn't pay his water bill. WTF, water is off all over Rio de Janeiro. Then I hear a helicopter and gunfire. I said that can't be gunfire. I lisen to the news and realize a shootout took place in a local Copa favela, and the Rio water people decides to fix their water system in the middle of the day.

No problem with the shootout, but I can't take a f*&$ shower. My GFE smells great, but I stink. At 11am they say the water will be on at 6pm. It is now 5:30p and I am waiting for water to shower.

[QUOTE=Hobbying]I've never been to Rio and am considering a last minute detour there instead of SP where I've been 10+ times. I've read through a few pages here and it seems like the top club in Rio is Help but the talent has gone way down? Any other noteworthy clubs similar to Cafe Photo or Bomboa where you can see 9's and 10's or clinicas like Palms in SP? I have met alot of girls from Rio who go to SP just to work because they make more money and can ask for more. So then alot of the good talent went to SP? No point in me heading to Rio if alot of the hot Rio garotas are in SP but SP is starting to get boring.[/QUOTE]If you never been to Rio, you should definitely make the detour. The only thing that is more expensive in Rio than in Sao Paulo is the price of the hotel room but if you rent an apartment from any number of reputable 'brokers' then it will cost less than Sao Paulo. The 'action' is definitely less expensive than Sao Paulo and the best thing about Rio is probably the Termas. I have not yet been to Eu y Elas in Sao Paulo so I can't make the comparison but 4x4, Monte Carlo, Solarium & L'uomo should be experienced in the life of any monger!

Anyone going to Rio in August that would be willing to show me some of the good clubs. Only going for a couple of weeks. Rio seem so large that I am sure it would take some time to find the clubs. I have been to many countries but never to Brazil.

Thanks Randy

[QUOTE=Acenva][QUOTE=MrLowDown]This is my 2nd day in Rio and I wanted to try some of the "off the beaten path" spots that Sperto and other Brazil experts have been discussing for years. With it being Sunday, my options were slim but I was feeling rather brave so I ended up catching a cab to Villa Mimosa alone for my first visit.

VM is very filthy as hell as others have pointed out but to my surprise as I walked through those clubs and alleys I found about quite a few 7's, 8's and maybe a few 9's. I was surprised as hell. My personal opinion about the quality of the Girls at VM is that 50% of the girls are not doable at all for my standards (6's or below). 30% are doable (6's & 7's). 20% are hot (8's & above). I ended up trying two of the hot ones. Rooms were bad, no good place to wash up Total Damage for the girls and several beers was about 65 reals. I left there smiling and wondering why in 10 + trips I had never visited the spot.

Got back to Copa, and ran into a friend that wanted to go to Help. Walked inside and had never seen this place with such low talent. I would say that on this night 40% of the girls are not doable at all for my standards (6s and belwo), 30% are doable (6's & 7's). 10% are hot (8's & above). Help appears to have less turnover than a Brroklyn McDonald's. I'm seeing the same girls I've seen for the last 10 trips in the same exact places. A friend of mine mentioned that Help is now so predicatable that he could be blind folded and still tell you were each GDP is standing. I chatted with an 8 and negotiated a R250 rate for TLN. Then I started thinking to myslef ". Hold on Lowdown. This is almost the same girl you smashed at VM for R28" Upon that realization, I just couldn't go through with it. I apologized to the girl, told her that I was beginning feel sick and that maybe I would see her tomorrow. I bought here a drink to make amends and then left. I don't think I'll ever return. I'm a Lowdown Villa Mimosa Man now!

Congrats.. Hope to see you in The V!!! Have fun I will be back next month.

Ace[/QUOTE]Bingo! Now you see what some of us Rio regulars have been doing for the past 7 years. HELPIE garotas are not worth it. I stumbled on a guy at 4x4 on Monday that paid $R500 TLN for a Helpie girl. I took him to VM and he vowed never to pay a freaking chick at Help again. Told him not to worry since Help will be closing Nov

Welcome to Rio.

[QUOTE=Keldeção]My man Carrib. Long time!! Good to see you back.

So Amanda in MC is what's up huh?[/QUOTE]Same here. I assume this is the same "Caribman" from the UMV days. If so, long time bro. This is X-Man from UMV.

I just got back from Rio on Wednesday. Did MC & L'uomo on Sunday and 4x4 on Mon & Tues.

Did you say Kelly from MC? As in Kelly Matuso with the tatoo on her lower waist (white with blond hair)

[QUOTE=Jamaicanceo]After spending a wonderful night with my GFE, we had wonderful sex the next morning. I did my job on her, and she hit the shower first. My turn in the bathroom, and I sat on the throne to rid myself of Brazilian BBQ from the day before. When I hit the magic button to flush my thrown, nothing happened. Then, I realized all the water is off. I called the guy who rented me the apartment thingking the owner didn't pay his water bill. WTF, water is off all over Rio de Janeiro. Then I hear a helicopter and gunfire. I said that can't be gunfire. I lisen to the news and realize a shootout took place in a local Copa favela, and the Rio water people decides to fix their water system.

No problem with the shootout, but I can't take a f*&$ shower. My GFE smells great, but I stink. At 11am they say the water will be on at 6pm. It is now 5:30p and I am waiting for water to shower.[/QUOTE]


My apartment is right next to what was happening. It was a sight to see. The helicopters were flying in and out of the blocks and circling the favela letting of multiple rounds. Everyone was in doorways or hanging out of their windows watching. Amazing to see for a first timer in Rio. Yes my water was out all day also, as was many of the cheaper termas we hit in centro.

KK

[QUOTE=Koolkid]Yes my water was out all day also, as was many of the cheaper termas we hit in centro.[/QUOTE]
Poor girls who worked the R$ 1/minute casas. Imagine how they felt after 15 customers and no water to wash their periquitas.

Made my first visit to a terma on thursday and went in heads
first and went to 4x4. All I can say is WOW. For anyone planning
to vist Rio, this terma is a must.

I love the whole set up they have in there. You can seriously loose track of time
when you are in there. I sessioned before 5pm and the enterance was waived.

I picked a beautiful lady, but have forgotten her name.I love the way
you can make out with the girls and not even have to take them for a session.

I took a cabin for an hour. I found the cabin abit small
and we both used the wall with our feet on occasions. Thanks to Ken for showing me
how to get to this place. This man knows all the ladies working there and they all
come up and kiss hime and say hello. He works the room well!

We also looked at BA85. I like the seedy feel to it, it was quite busy when we were there
lots of brazillian guys. So I'm worried about that and also my lack of porto. But I'm gonna
go back on monday earlier in the morning, and then later onto 4x4.

Yesterday we looked at some of the smaller Casas de Massagem in centro. The first 2 were ok, but the
3rd had the best amount of young girls with curves. This place is on Branco had shops underneath and then you go to a lift and go to the 22nd floor I think. All the girls come out and introduce themselves indivdually, some
with great curves. I chose Bruna. Great body and bunda with large natural breasts. I paid 110 for an hour
in the suite. I took a shower and she came in wearing a red corset type all in one thong thing with high heels.
Anyway we got down to it. She gave one of the best blow jobs I have probably had. Her sex skills are A+. Deep throat, spits all over the dick, balls ass the lot! She starts to ride me and nearly snaps my dick. I last about 10 mins! So shes back down there, then abit of doggy, 10 minutes more blowing it ends with a happy ending on her chin. She has the skills of porn star for sure so I rate her an A++.

She reminded me off Sara Jay
I think she would be up for anal but I was just too wacked.

But because of my lack of porto there was no
talking and I felt her quite cold at the end no smiling or eye contact.

I took a card at reception with the email address and phone numbers on it so heres the web page.

Webpage[url]http://belprazer.com/[/url]

Address [url]http://www.apontador.com.br/local/rj/rio_de_janeiro/night_clubs/342EBY78/casa_de_massagens_bel_prazer.html[/url]

Centro is a mad busy place, but once you get your bearings its ok. I felt safe walking around there. I had afew looks from people but that was it!

Had a night in last night to re-charge the batteries and hopefully meeting a school teacher later for a day on
the beach, maybe luomo tonight!

[QUOTE=Koolkid]This place is on Branco had shops underneath and then you go to a lift and go to the 22nd floor I think.[/QUOTE]
Great report.
Belprazer is in sala 2114, Av Rio Branco 185.

They have a very nice selection. Unfortunately it's almost to popular as you might have to wait some time for a vacant cabin. I actually went there a few times, chose a girl and left after been waiting to long for a vacant cabin.

P.S Bruna looks very hot. :P

[QUOTE=Koolkid] Yesterday we looked at some of the smaller Casas de Massagem in centro. The first 2 were ok, but the 3rd had the best amount of young girls with curves. This place is on Branco had shops underneath and then you go to a lift and go to the 22nd floor I think. All the girls come out and introduce themselves indivdually, some with great curves.

Webpage[url]http://belprazer.com/[/url]

Address [url]http://www.apontador.com.br/local/rj/rio_de_janeiro/night_clubs/342EBY78/casa_de_massagens_bel_prazer.html[/url][/QUOTE]Thanks for the great report. What time did you go to Belpazer? I assume before noon is best. Total damage for GDP and cabine was R$110?

[QUOTE=Sperto]Great report.
Belprazer is in sala 2114, Av Rio Branco 185.

They have a very nice selection. Unfortunately it's almost to popular as you might have to wait some time for a vacant cabin. I actually went there a few times, chose a girl and left after been waiting to long for a vacant cabin.

P.S Bruna looks very hot. :P[/QUOTE]

Yes there was a steady flow of men entering when I was there. They also
need to oil up the hinges on all the doors as they make a racket evertime the
girls go in and out, which every 10 seconds when I was there lol

[QUOTE=MrLowDown] I'm a Lowdown Villa Mimosa Man now!

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There is another convert to my area of town. Did you have to write such a glowing report? You are encouraging others to make that voyage. Really Mr. Low Down meant to say it is a run down stinky place with only 5s. Please correct your report MrLow Down, lol.

Are the bars open in the early afternoon. Or is this strictly an evening place? I'm sure it gets busier at night. But am thinking about venturing a trip while it is still light out. I am new to Centro but wanting to explore. I searched the forums and could not find the hours that VM is open.

Thanks in advance.