Managua

[QUOTE=Chilicabro]Nicaragua does not have any hot p*ssy. Nicaragua has sloppy and dumb girls always begging for money and never thankful. Costa Rica is "a fools' paradise. "

I met a few hot ones this past weekend, 20 years old, students, hungry to go International, told them to submit C/V so that I can forward to you, told them nude photos also required. Fresas my friend, sweet to the taste as they were to look at, 2 of them, no girly business, but they took turns petting the pony, over the course of 2 days at at Montelimar (oh how they love that shit). They could use a little polish, but the potential is there.

I fuck this pig slop almost every day, somedays I do it over and over. Maybe the readers have figured it out, I am a sick individual. I move through foreign countries fouling the female populations, I should be ashamed, I am not. There is free pussy here to keep a man working 24/7, I get tired, think about quitting the dirty business. Almost went to Church on Sunday.

I did the same shit back in the good ole USA, if you can't get it there, why do you think you are getting it here, Cambodia, Phillipines, Costa Rica, etc, $$$.
You is Daddy Yankee.

The other day I clicked on a link to read about one of these "sex resorts" $5,000 a week and more fine print than a Lexus lease agreement.

$5,000 for a week, Holy Shit. I understand the market, time is money, and free time in the States is scarce.

$5,000 I would buy a hundred cases of beer and nearly as many "friends", now that would be a vacation.[/QUOTE]Readers of Meat Loaf Posts do know that Meat Loaf required Chicas Nicas to complete a 9-page application / solicitud to gain entry into the Granada Mansion. No joke!

Chicas Nicas can not be trusted and Meat Loaf needed to know what exposure he was facing. For example, boyfriends climbing over walls; girls stating the wrong age; how many children they have; and all of the other lies Chicas Nicas state for no reason. They are so foolish that they do not understand there is no need to lie.

So, they had to complete a 9-page application that inquired as to who they are for 3-generations. Meat Loaf needed to know who their grandparents are and everything else.

My human resource manager supervised he interview and application process.

Understand that this was not for honorable employment, but employment as a "hanger on. " Some were intimidated while others completed the application.

Chicas Nicas have never completed an application because they have never applied for employment or schooling. They are under the impression the "p*ssy" has tangible value.

I managed my Chicas Nicas as a corporation with human resources and an employee manual. They also were fined and tardiness and absenteeism were grounds for dismissal.

It was 100% work which is why I had a human resources manager as to not waste my time.

She did the interview and I did the f*cking!

With Chicas Nicas you must manage them as a business for they have no structure and no experience at structure. If you do not provide the structure they will roam like chickens with their heads cut-off which is the Nicaraguan lifestyle.

The 9-page application was used so that we could start on an honest footing and I would not be wasting my time "buying" and believing lies.

Monelimar? US $150 for 2-nights. You must be crazy to offer such perks. That contaminates the populace. Instead, Pochomil for see $50 a fish plate and C$ 35 a Tona.

Keep it real and take them to the Malicon in Managua. Or worse, the lakefront in Granada where they will see Gringos for the first-time in life and assume that all Gringos are rich and suckers and return without your escort.

Chicas Nicas need structure otherwise they are destined to ruin themselves more. And then appear at your door with "sob stories" of needing see $500 for rice-and-beans or nino tuition or the classic "enfermo. "

Fresas?

"Chilicabro, " how do you like the kangaroo pouch that every Chica Nica has?

Hollywood buys scripts; Meat Loaf buys the truth!

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Readers of Meat Loaf Posts do know that Meat Loaf required Chicas Nicas to complete a 9-page application / solicitud to gain entry into the Granada Mansion. No joke!

Chicas Nicas can not be trusted and Meat Loaf needed to know what exposure he was facing. For example, boyfriends climbing over walls; girls stating the wrong age; how many children they have; and all of the other lies Chicas Nicas state for no reason. They are so foolish that they do not understand there is no need to lie.

So, they had to complete a 9-page application that inquired as to who they are for 3-generations. Meat Loaf needed to know who their grandparents are and everything else.

My human resource manager supervised he interview and application process.

Understand that this was not for honorable employment, but employment as a "hanger on. " Some were intimidated while others completed the application.

Chicas Nicas have never completed an application because they have never applied for employment or schooling. They are under the impression the "p*ssy" has tangible value.

I managed my Chicas Nicas as a corporation with human resources and an employee manual. They also were fined and tardiness and absenteeism were grounds for dismissal.

It was 100% work which is why I had a human resources manager as to not waste my time.

She did the interview and I did the f*cking!

With Chicas Nicas you must manage them as a business for they have no structure and no experience at structure. If you do not provide the structure they will roam like chickens with their heads cut-off which is the Nicaraguan lifestyle.

The 9-page application was used so that we could start on an honest footing and I would not be wasting my time "buying" and believing lies.

Monelimar? US $150 for 2-nights. You must be crazy to offer such perks. That contaminates the populace. Instead, Pochomil for see $50 a fish plate and C$ 35 a Tona.

Keep it real and take them to the Malicon in Managua. Or worse, the lakefront in Granada where they will see Gringos for the first-time in life and assume that all Gringos are rich and suckers and return without your escort.

Chicas Nicas need structure otherwise they are destined to ruin themselves more. And then appear at your door with "sob stories" of needing see $500 for rice-and-beans or nino tuition or the classic "enfermo. "

Fresas?

"Chilicabro, " how do you like the kangaroo pouch that every Chica Nica has?

Hollywood buys scripts; Meat Loaf buys the truth![/QUOTE]

My experience with Chicas Nicas was that they could not read or write. So how would they fill out your nine page application??

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Monelimar? US $150 for 2-nights. You must be crazy to offer such perks. That contaminates the populace. Instead, Pochomil for see $50 a fish plate and C$ 35 a Tona.

Keep it real and take them to the Malicon in Managua. Or worse, the lakefront in Granada where they will see Gringos for the first-time in life and assume that all Gringos are rich and suckers and return without your escort.[/QUOTE]Again, I was bored. I actually hate the beach, sand on everything, but for many years I had residence on beaches. Why? PUSSY. I sent a few on a tour of the Isletas once, you would have thought they went to the Moon.

Deals can be had at Montelimar, or anyplace else these days. Montelimar is Disneyland for them. Kind of a shit hole really. I care less what those who follow behind me have to pay, I will pay what I want and get what I want, better yet, when I want.

That pouch hurts me, I love to look at a woman, but that is not attractive. I have been working a new segment of the population, they are pouchless, also usually clueless, might as well stick your dick in their ear. Pretty to look at, that is about it. Putas with a pouch are starting to look good.

[QUOTE=Riggo]My experience with Chicas Nicas was that they could not read or write. So how would they fill out your nine page application??[/QUOTE]Ha Ha, you hit the nail on the head, I have narrowed my screening down to 2 questions, more times than not that is one too many.

One of the recent college girls decided to argue with me in English, I had to correct her in Spanish, not sure she understood it either way.

Greetings southern friends...

I am making a surprise (to me) trip to Managua with a colleague next week and have to do some quick intel gathering. I've been RTFF, but with the lack of good maps and directions available, I'm not quite sure of my bearings.

I'm going to have precious little time to get out and play, since I'll be in country with a very conservative colleague. My best chance will be when he goes to bed around 11 pm to slip out for 90 minutes or so to some place like Club Fenix or Caribbean Morena.

I think we are going to be staying at the Holiday Inn Select on Juan Pablo II. At least that is my best guess. Will I be able to accomplish my goal of getting a taxi to Club Fenix...going in...making the rounds...enjoying myself...and getting back to the Hotel in 60-90 minutes? Or am I kidding myself that stealth mongering will even be possible on this trip?

Is there a closer mongering location to my hotel? Or should I push to choose a different hotel location? I'm also curious about the trustworthiness of taxi drivers. I've got the directions pretty much memorized, but I do not have much Spanish language ability.

So..another international adventure on the horizon, but I'd love some advice, either in the forum or back channel. Thanks in advance. As usual, I promise to report!

Gern

Yes you can pull this off. I just sent you a PM and will get back to you more later.

Nog

[QUOTE=Gern]

Is there a closer mongering location to my hotel? Or should I push to choose a different hotel location? I'm also curious about the trustworthiness of taxi drivers. I've got the directions pretty much memorized, but I do not have much Spanish language ability. ![/QUOTE]

No.
No, since you won't have a reason to and they are all going to be not near Fenix or Morena anyway.
Holiday Inn has its own taxis. They are more money maybe 3X more, e.g. $5 vs. $1.50. Use them. Ask the guy to come back in an hour and he will.
You don't need directions, as if you can find a taxista who doesn't know Fenix don't use him.
Don't board a taxi with people in it, two drivers, and insist on exclusive if you don't use the hotel taxi.
Morena is 1/2 a block from SINSA in Altamira. If they don't know.

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Hi, I've been RTFF and taking down details. It seems that I have 3 good options:

Fenix: 300C for 30 min.

Caribbeana Morena: 200C for 30min.

And

Good Times: 200C door charge.

Where the first two are brothels and the last one is a strip club. Could people confirm the prices? Esp in Good Times. Do they have facilities there so you don't need to take a girl out? How much do the girls charge inside?

Also, anyone who has the exact addresses of these clubs, would be great to post them. I have only collected "directions". Anyone also know how much a taxt return could cost from the center? Do yo need to pay drivers extra to wait for you or are there cabs already there when you come out?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Droplet; 1105502]Hi, I've been RTFF and taking down details. It seems that I have 3 good options:

Fenix: 300C for 30 min.

Caribbeana Morena: 200C for 30min.

And

Good Times: 200C door charge.

Where the first two are brothels and the last one is a strip club. Could people confirm the prices? Esp in Good Times. Do they have facilities there so you don't need to take a girl out? How much do the girls charge inside?

Also, anyone who has the exact addresses of these clubs, would be great to post them. I have only collected "directions". Anyone also know how much a taxt return could cost from the center? Do yo need to pay drivers extra to wait for you or are there cabs already there when you come out?

Thanks[/QUOTE]OK C$300 is less than $15 and C$200 is less than $10. So plus or minus C$100 is under five bucks. So just go and ask. The Fenix pricing seems to be pretty well set at C$300. I doubt that Morena is only charging C$200 for even 5 minutes since three years ago it was more than that by far. Like C$500 is more probable for other than a hug.

I went to Good Times once. I could not see 5 feet or hear anything and there were way too many chavalos for me to be comfortable so we left. YMMV. Also across the side street, e. G. The same side of the main road is Cueto Club, sort of offering the same thing. Probably easier to hear, certainly easier to see. If Good Times has rooms inside, and they probably do, I couldn't see them but really I couldn't see anything in there. Cueto Club does, Club Hotel Girls Hollywood (aka the old Vale Todo in Monsegnior Lozcano) does and has hands on private dances for about US$20. You are probably way better off at Morena or Fenix than GT.

Normally in nightclubs such as GT, CC or Vale Todo, if I want to partake I get numbers from the girls and then arrange something outside business hours vs. go indoors. The US$100 they want inside works out to $20 outside.

You only have directions because only about 10% of streets have names and nobody has an address, e. G. # 123 Chavez Avenue does not exist and never has.

Directions in Managua are from (landmark, possibly a landmark long long gone) so many cuadras (blocks) in some direction using al lago (towards the lake) for North, al sur for South, arriba for East and bajo for West (arriba / bajo where the sun goes up or down, e. G.). Then metres from a point if a partial cuadra and sometimes a colour or such of a door, parked car, tree, etc. It works, and you will get there.

That info now known, you would have to find a taxista who is on his first day. 14 years old and blind, and never lived in Managua to not know where all 3 of these places are. Fenix is so ubiquitous that it would not surprise me if it is now used as a (from) location in other directions. E. G. Donde a Fenix.

Anyway Morena is near SINSA in Altamira, you can see one from the other basically. Fenix is part of the Llantas Kelly complex close to the rotonda Santo Domingo and for Good Times just tell them it is al lado Cueto Club which has been there on the bypass for about 20 years. Al lado = beside. The bypass is the road that goes from (Metrocentro) to Rotonda Santo Domingo to Carretera Norte. But asking for Cueto Club will do the job. Negotiate the taxi price before entering, only enter a cab with a license plate and that it matches the painted on plate number on the side and trunk and never get in a taxi with two guys , e.g. driver and friend, and preferably get the hotel to visibly note the plate number when you get in. Insist on "exclusivo" e.g. do not share the cab with other passengers en route.

Get the taxista's cell number and say you'll call him when you want to leave. He'll come back. If you find a good one you can rent them exclusively for a few hours by haggling, I paid as little as C$120 an hour, $5.50 and they just wait and go where you like.

This sounds way more like worrying about the nth detail and trying to save pennies than going to have fun.

I assume you are fluent in Spanish, if not the proprietoress of Morena (Gina) speaks English and some of the girls there should since some come from Bluefields.

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I have been following this forum for a while. I've been to Nica a few times and I agree with everything that I've seen on this board. The first is that Fenix is a strange sh*thole, but if you stick around long enough you will find a few choice ladies. All that for a very low amount of Cordobas.

The bigger challenge is for those of us who don't speak Spanish. There are in fact fine looking women all over, and they are looking for action. However if you don't speak the language give it up! It won't happen, even with a digital translator with you. I've tried. They seem interested, then they give up.

The previous time I was in Nica, I met a woman who speaks English. She is now 21 years old and a runway model and promotional model. This time she introduced me to some of her friends, who are also models. Mind you, these are stunning women, not the women you will find at Fenix. Bottom line is that you should be able to get three hours with a woman who speaks English for about $150, which for me is a bargain, because I also want to enjoy the companionship. We have gone dancing, once to the hotel bar, laughed, joked and have a great time. Always ending at the room for lot's 'o fun (FS GFE extreme). I'm pretty sure for $200 they would stay for the night.

I attached two pictures of her. One when she was modeling, the other out on a date. If you are interested send me a note and I can send you her digits.

Enjoy!

Festus

[QUOTE=Sparky Festus; 1106532]

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I have been following this forum for a while. I've been to Nica a few times and I agree with everything that I've seen on this board. The first is that Fenix is a strange sh*thole, but if you stick around long enough you will find a few choice ladies. All that for a very low amount of Cordobas.

The bigger challenge is for those of us who don't speak Spanish. There are in fact fine looking women all over, and they are looking for action. However if you don't speak the language give it up! It won't happen, even with a digital translator with you. I've tried. They seem interested, then they give up.

The previous time I was in Nica, I met a woman who speaks English. She is now 21 years old and a runway model and promotional model. This time she introduced me to some of her friends, who are also models. Mind you, these are stunning women, not the women you will find at Fenix. Bottom line is that you should be able to get three hours with a woman who speaks English for about $150, which for me is a bargain, because I also want to enjoy the companionship. We have gone dancing, once to the hotel bar, laughed, joked and have a great time. Always ending at the room for lot's 'o fun (FS GFE extreme). I'm pretty sure for $200 they would stay for the night.

I attached two pictures of her. One when she was modeling, the other out on a date. If you are interested send me a note and I can send you her digits.

Enjoy!

Festus[/QUOTE]

Where do you meet the women in Managua who are not at places like Fenix for $150 for three hours who are model quality or like the girls in the picture? I speak Spanish.

Forgot to mention that I am fifty but look a little younger. Maybe 45. Would that exclude me?

Hey Buddy,

Can't send you a private msg. Either you are not accepting msgs or you are not a paying member. Admin doesn't allow passing emails on the public board. Any other way I can have her details and digits and make contact with you?

[QUOTE=Sparky Festus; 1106532]

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I have been following this forum for a while. I've been to Nica a few times and I agree with everything that I've seen on this board. The first is that Fenix is a strange sh*thole, but if you stick around long enough you will find a few choice ladies. All that for a very low amount of Cordobas.

The bigger challenge is for those of us who don't speak Spanish. There are in fact fine looking women all over, and they are looking for action. However if you don't speak the language give it up! It won't happen, even with a digital translator with you. I've tried. They seem interested, then they give up.

The previous time I was in Nica, I met a woman who speaks English. She is now 21 years old and a runway model and promotional model. This time she introduced me to some of her friends, who are also models. Mind you, these are stunning women, not the women you will find at Fenix. Bottom line is that you should be able to get three hours with a woman who speaks English for about $150, which for me is a bargain, because I also want to enjoy the companionship. We have gone dancing, once to the hotel bar, laughed, joked and have a great time. Always ending at the room for lot's 'o fun (FS GFE extreme). I'm pretty sure for $200 they would stay for the night.

I attached two pictures of her. One when she was modeling, the other out on a date. If you are interested send me a note and I can send you her digits.

Enjoy!

Festus[/QUOTE]