Barranquilla Reports

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There was another spa where I fucked a 6 months pregnant girl. The next day I returned and fucked a 18 yo Venezuelan girl. She told me that her sister worked there also, so the next day I returned and took her. The sister then said that I can have a trio with both of them, so on the final day I did, 18 and 20 yo Venezuelan sisters, I nearly cried when I walked out.

I had good luck with tinder in BAQ. Just basically straight up solicited any woman who matched with me, I figured that if they were swiping on a 40 yo guy it was for one reason. 150 k /2 hours i
[/QUOTE]Great report. A couple of quick questions. What was the name or location of that spa? Did you use your US Tinder account or buy a local SIM card? How is your Spanish?

Party Girls Super Spa has 3 other (men's service) spas within a 2 block radius. Based on its location and name I assumed it was a spa for guys. I have not seen any advertisements for it. If there was not a quarantine I would have simply knocked on the door. Thankfully I did not do that. Instead I found it online and nearly had a damn heart attack. Do not go there! That's all I can say.

Two other spas recently opened back up. Just a hand full of restaurants have reopened. Most everything here is still closed.

[QUOTE=LoveItHere69;2448835]Party Girls Super Spa has 3 other (men's service) spas within a 2 block radius. Based on its location and name I assumed it was a spa for guys. I have not seen any advertisements for it. If there was not a quarantine I would have simply knocked on the door. Thankfully I did not do that. Instead I found it online and nearly had a damn heart attack. Do not go there! That's all I can say.

Two other spas recently opened back up. Just a hand full of restaurants have reopened. Most everything here is still closed.[/QUOTE]Curios, what exactly was the surprise that you found on line?

The Tall Man.

[QUOTE=LoveItHere69;2448835]Party Girls Super Spa has 3 other (men's service) spas within a 2 block radius. Based on its location and name I assumed it was a spa for guys. I have not seen any advertisements for it. If there was not a quarantine I would have simply knocked on the door. Thankfully I did not do that. Instead I found it online and nearly had a damn heart attack. Do not go there! That's all I can say.
[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up! Looks to be a innocent kind of spa place for women and girls to go for make-up tutorials and putting cucumbers on their eyes.

Was curious if two of the spas near me were open since I have seen no advertisements and they are less than 3 blocks away from where I stay. Both Bamboo Spa and Holistic Spa had FOR RENT signs in their windows. May reopen but most likely in different locations since they may have "cut and run" on rent payment before vacating the premises with the economic downturn. Need to take of the map.

[QUOTE=Aragorn;2448693]Great report. A couple of quick questions. What was the name or location of that spa? Did you use your US Tinder account or buy a local SIM card? How is your Spanish?[/QUOTE]The name of the spa was The Perfect Time.

Well any Tinder account works because it locates to your area. Tinder Gold is fun because you can set your location to anywhere in the world, but I don't find it useful for dating or mongering; the people that use Tinder move fast, so I don't like to chat unless I'm ready to go out that night or the next.

It's very easy to buy a local sim card in Colombia at any mall or most any centro commercial. Google Fi also works well, if you won't be out of the country more than five consecutive months. What I like about Google Fi is that it works immediately when you land.

My Spanish is solid after working intensely on it for three years. But Colombians are very forgiving, they want your money! They'll find a way to understand you. And it's great practice when in a spa.

[QUOTE=Lugnut;2445267]Good to hear that you're persisting. I was with the same girl at Zero Stress, the little exotic looking spinner that learned good English listening to American pop music. But true, she was an average fuck at best.

There was another spa where I fucked a 6 months pregnant girl. The next day I returned and fucked a 18 yo Venezuelan girl. She told me that her sister worked there also, so the next day I returned and took her. The sister then said that I can have a trio with both of them, so on the final day I did, 18 and 20 yo Venezuelan sisters, I nearly cried when I walked out.

I had good luck with tinder in BAQ. Just basically straight up solicited any woman who matched with me, I figured that if they were swiping on a 40 yo guy it was for one reason. 150 k /2 hours is what I was offering and three accepted right away.

Another tinder girl I solicited, a hot 28 yo who worked at a hair salon, responded that she's not a prepago. This is after we texted for a couple days. But she still wanted to go out with me. So I met her at the Centro Comercial and invited her back to my hotel and and fucked her for free. That experience cracked me up. I loved BAQ. Was there in January. Next year if the world normalizes I'd like to return for carnival..[/QUOTE]About the pregnant girl which you fucked, was she having a tight pussy and did she allow you to suck on her nipples?

[QUOTE=Radar99;2451075]About the pregnant girl which you fucked, was she having a tight pussy and did she allow you to suck on her nipples?[/QUOTE]Tight and particularly wet! Yes, I sucked on his titties while she rode me. It was hot.

I really like The Perfect Time Spa. Good energy in there. There were always a couple girls lounging on the couch just inside the door, playing on their phones and laughing. And the rooms were clean and well designed and cold a / see.

I already said it, but I hope I can go back to BAQ soon.

[QUOTE=Lugnut;2452119]Tight and particularly wet! Yes, I sucked on his titties while she rode me. It was hot.

I really like The Perfect Time Spa. Good energy in there. There were always a couple girls lounging on the couch just inside the door, playing on their phones and laughing. And the rooms were clean and well designed and cold a / see.
[/QUOTE]Good report, Lugnut. I first went to BAQ solely because I was in lust with a chick I saw on SA. She was hot but expensive, late, and had everything covered. There is a mulatto named Mia on SA that was miles better than her.

On a non-hobby related question, I have gone to the pier where there were like 20 restaurants on the river which was cool, but I am not sure what else there is to do in BAQ. Any suggestions? Most of what I have been told is head to Cartagena or Santa Marta.

Granted, there are not the choices of Medellin or Bogota, but damn the women I have had there have been so friendly and great in bed!!

[QUOTE=Elvis2008;2452490]Good report, Lugnut. I first went to BAQ solely because I was in lust with a chick I saw on SA. She was hot but expensive, late, and had everything covered. There is a mulatto named Mia on SA that was miles better than her.

On a non-hobby related question, I have gone to the pier where there were like 20 restaurants on the river which was cool, but I am not sure what else there is to do in BAQ. Any suggestions? Most of what I have been told is head to Cartagena or Santa Marta.

Granted, there are not the choices of Medellin or Bogota, but damn the women I have had there have been so friendly and great in bed!![/QUOTE]{ Any suggestions? }.

No there is none but you are correct. The woman of BAQ are awesome. That is the only real reason to be there.

[QUOTE=JohnGault;2452648]{ Any suggestions? }.

No there is none but you are correct. The woman of BAQ are awesome. That is the only real reason to be there.[/QUOTE]True that regards "the only reason to be there", but to have the best of both worlds it is fun to find a hot Costena in Medellin, which I have, where you can enjoy the city and outside of the city along with a hot woman, a nice finca or hosteria with a rico pool to spend a few day at, all without having to be in BAQ, for those of you that have not been there just know there is not much to offer other than some pretty and sexy Costenas.

The Tall Man.

[QUOTE=TheTallMan;2452696]True that regards "the only reason to be there", but to have the best of both worlds it is fun to find a hot Costena in Medellin, which I have, where you can enjoy the city and outside of the city along with a hot woman, a nice finca or hosteria with a rico pool to spend a few day at, all without having to be in BAQ, for those of you that have not been there just know there is not much to offer other than some pretty and sexy Costenas.

The Tall Man.[/QUOTE][URL]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sof%C3%ADa_Vergara[/URL]

Shakira is also from here and would be much better to with than Vergara. Vergara would be annoying as Hell by day 2.

Damn this place is mango central. There are mango trees all over this city even the main streets that the city planted. Obviously, I like mangos.

90% of businesses still closed.

Wow. Just noticed Rappi delivery price fluctuations. I have only ordered 9 times from 4 places. McDonalds 3000 weekday daytime price, 4500 weekday night price, 5700 weekend day time price, and 6300 weekend night price. Good to know. Take that back. Friday night and they have a 3200 delivery price. Makes no sense.

I ordered some iced coffees and some flat bread sandwiches when they had a buy one get one special. Supposed to be 20,000 but the bill was 37,000 so I canceled the order on the app explaining the Rappi Promo price was not calculated. Moved back to my Airbnb and 3 days now I can not change the address on their website on my computer. Contacted their help center 2 days ago and nothing fixed. Finally able on my cell phone. I can now eat again.

I was going to try Hotel Casa Caribe Colonial with a 9.2 rating on Agoda. Received an immediate email response saying they were still closed. 2 blocks away was San Francisco which was open on Agoda but when I looked in when walking past they were closed. Walked past 2 days later and still closed. I guess several hotels are showing they are open on the booking sites to see how much demand there is in deciding when to reopen.

Not a huge fan of Airbnb because you have to go into each advertisement to get the real price. I did a search based on price and one is showing for 90,000 + 19,765 service fee + 50,000 cleaning fee = 159,765 total. WTF! There are so many like that.

Bait and Switch with no real Bait? Text girl day before to line up for next day. Text her the next morning that I am coming around 4:00-4:30. Text her I will be there 30 minutes. Get there and she is not there. Two girls at her apartment say she has customer. One of the girls asks if I want her but not interested and leave. Walk 4 blocks to Perfect Time Spa and do my thing. So close that I decide to return to see what this girl looks like to maybe reschedule for next day. Wow she is gone again. There is a third roommate now and all are overweight. Not interested in any of them. The girl I wanted I don't even think exists. They assume the guys are so horny they will take any girl once there. I really really doubt that the HOT girl has 3 fat friends. That is not normal. So 3 bad girls on Skokka and Mileroticos.

Went to meet a girl. She was not fat but not skinny like her picture so I declined. She had 3 other friends to choose from. Two were chubby. Last one was short, no boobs, but kinda cute face and I pulled the trigger for half hour. Not worth it. So 4 bad girls on Skokka and Mileroticos.

Internet hunting using Photoprepagos, Skokka, Mileroticos. Had to use a spreadsheet to keep them all straight. The girls use different pictures and names but usually use the same cell number.

15 no reply or send info and then no reply when trying to get location to meet.

9 fat (7 mentioned above).

8 asking for half prepayment.

3 not meet because police quarantine.

3 wrong city was chosen.

2 200,000 COP (too much).

1 good girl and 2 great girls all off Photoprepagos.

3 successful out of 43 tries. 7% success rate.

Made the mistake of joking with a girl I have been with twice at Relax Spa.

Me: "Hello mean and ugly girl. Yes you. Haha, Working today? Until what time?

She replied with some religious crap about god save me and bless me.

Me: "What's wrong? If you were mean and ugly. Why would I want to visit you?

She: "You started. What can I help you with?

Me: " If I told you that I hated you but gave you 50,000 COP. What would you believe? What I said or what I did? Action not words. You have not learned this by now?

She: "Stop being rude".

Me: "Wow! You totally ignored the HAHA".

End of Chat.

I stayed at Catedral Inn for a week to check out that area. Clean but the rooms were so small. Tripping over my suitcase and knees touching the wall when on the toilet which is saying something since I am short. Beautiful Lady Spa is nearby. It is sister Spa of Zero Stress. I liked Zero Stress better and the girls rotate weekly so I will simply wait until they are at the Zero Stress location. Elite Spa is the very next building over. They have the best facilities. They showed me the girls in the dark and I told them to turn the lights on. Some nice girls. Saturday I returned to my Airbnb which was 5 times larger than my room at Catedral Inn. Went next door to get a piece before I left at 10:45 am and was closed. I waited and it was still closed at 11:45 am on Saturday. When I texted them what time they open. The answer, "We do not know even when we open". Simply unreal!

Paradise Spa opened up 2 weeks ago. The 8 girls on a Friday afternoon were chubby or fat. She sprayed my hands with alcohol at the door. The girls came to greet me wearing masks. One had a cute face so I tried her. Pretty good but chubby.

Laj2 Spa 80/ hour Carrera 36 #80-29 two blocks from Relax Spa. Problem is their hours are 10 PM-6 AM. I can not see any customers really from 1 AM-6 AM with everything closed. I checked again 2 weeks later and were opened 24 HR. Tried it. 3 girls. 1 undoable. 2 with pretty faces, chubby / thick, but one had a firm body and the other did not so I chose the firm one. Get this. The girl would spray her hand with what I assume was either an anti-bacterial spray or alcohol. Then wipe her hand on her wussy when changing positions. Mood killer!

Generally the spa girls were better than their pictures.

Checked out the street walker scene Friday afternoon 4 PM. Saw 15 girls but old and / or fat. Before lock down I saw 5 good ones and tried 3 of them. All were good.

Paid up to June 23 at my Airbnb. Think that was too long but I have time. But the massage girls are really the only game in town and repeats are getting boring. I will try leaving June 23 for either Santa Marta (new), Cucuta (repeat), or Bucaramanga (new).

"Vergara would be annoying as Hell by day 2. ".

Yes I believe true.

Those with means proly already doing it like the drug runners use to do = Hire private jet and / or get your private pilot's license and pilot your own aircraft and land in some clandestine airfield.

I know I proly watching too many Miami Vice shows now but that's how it use to be done just for a different purpose.