Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=AlLostInSpace13; 1406241]If we ALL act this way then prices will be under control.

Spaceman[/QUOTE]If we get the dick under control, we will get the prices under control, LOL.

[QUOTE=Rjsss212;1405139]2 months in Patts and sounds like you do mostly / only S / T and an average of even 2 S / T ladies per day leaves a lot of xtra time. I get bored in BKK after 2-3 weeks and I do only L / T (minimum 3-4 hours in my hotel) so I'm curious, how you fill all that non-sex free time in Patts?[/QUOTE]How to fill your none sex free time? Why does everything have to revolve around sex? Plenty to do in Pattaya, and not just drinking and shagging, whys the emphasis on sex? How about going to the gym, having the odd sauna, few massages a week, do a few birds a week, up to you, all sorts to do here, its pathetic when people go on about boredom here, go back home to wherever you come from and see what boring is.

[QUOTE=Scorchin1470; 1406120]Accounts of his day. He is contributing knowledge and information about life in Pattaya. Which is rather more than the snide comments from those who.

Make no effort to share their experiences.

When this thread gets clogged up with an excess of trivia may be the time to question the thread's content.

But as long as many just post one line comments rather than adding information I will support anyone who shares his experiences.[/QUOTE]Sorry but can't agree with that, whos interested in his 180 bht lunch especially as hes not writing where he bought the lunch? Waste of time, its a sex forum yeah? Not a restaurant menu, just a waste of time trawling through all the trivia.

few thoughts. been here now about two months. near always pay 700 to 800 baht st, and twice paid 1000 st. never more. never once paid bf. never once lady drink. here's how i do it. approach, and after hooked.

popper: "i love you. you go with me?"

gal: "how much you give me?"

popper: "how much you want?" (always let her say first how much she wants, rather than make offer)

gal: "1000"

popper "i love you 700 baht."

bla bla bla, give lots of 'i love you', 'will you marry me', smile a lot, etc. if needed go 800 baht. usually they go for it. not always but usually. you need learn how to play them, rather than be played. i have gotten gals generally around south pattaya, since my hotel is there, and off walking street. lots of chicken stands around, soi bj, in front of the ws entrance, mixx. 7/11s, etc. however, it works throughout pattaya. you need be bit discrete, and if a gal walks away, no worries and find another. i only go for what i refer to as "moving busses". this is a gal who is going from point a to point b. never a "standing bus" which is a gal just standing there waiting for customers.

usual price for the soi 6 / massage / bliss / golden / whatever is figure 1000. 1200 baht if they provide the room.

it's official, [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] is closed. reported on this forum before. i went there about two weeks ago, and yes, gone. asked a gal at the bar next to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] who told me they will move to near xzyte on 3rd road sometime april. well, if this information is correct, then i'm a genius. if not, then those bar girls are just so dumb. oh yea, and i banger her, and she gave a nice bbbj, swallowed. head to the bar next to where [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] is, urrrrrr was. actually that entire area i suspect all bars have st rooms.

yesterday went to jontiem to get the seven day extension. arrived about 11:30 and they gave me a number and told me to return at 2:00. ok. did a breakfast of four eggs and coffee and did a massage. cute gal, but she did bit of damage to little popper in that she somehow jerked too hard and caused a small break in the skin on top of the shaft. didn't realize it until later. so, little popper bit damaged. since, put vaseline and bit of steroid cream, and it's healing. slowly. bad timing, since i need little popper on a regular basis before i leave. everyone reading this need pray for the healing of little popper.

cost for the 7-day extension was 1900 baht and they finally called my number by 2:40. there was this russian gal standing there who was frigging gorgeous. i mean, where do these girls come (cum) from anyway? the russian guys too look in just great shape. wondering if the secret to their beauty is the russian vodka.

chinese have these tours wandering around pattaya. annoying people. bunch of lemmings as they trampse around following a colored flag. is this what they do for fun? pathetic.

today tried to get to telephone bar. went to their fb page and used their map. well, their map sucks. completely off scale, and not properly labeled. will try again soon (i think).

just tossed a bunch of gals phone numbers off my cell. only three or four left. may toss those. time to just start fresh. more fun to get new, different gal or two each day.

last night went to bamboo bar. it's not a bar beer, but rather this bar with a band. lots of the gals i find are either coming to or leaving that bar. walk in and this gal takes this wand which used for airport security and w / out any warning begins to wand me. was totally shocked. so, to enter a bar now, you have to be tsa'ed? wondering if soon they'll have those backrep001ter machines. buck that! just backed away, and will not go there. last time i entered insomnia the guy frisked me, and practically grabbed my balls. just a warning.

last night found gal outside of mixx. she 34 and not bad looking. not great looking. these gals do not like their pictures taken. all paranoid. can't blame them. she works massage and claimed to have left pattaya for two months. looked like a massage gal too, with huge tits. tits, ummmmmm. we agreed to 800 baht. in the room she complained i took too long, etc. was just as glad she left. personally just go for variety. sometimes younger gal who's 19 and looks like she works at a gogo. other times the gal who is more experienced at 40 who can give me a real ride. all fun.

ok. time to eat, hunt.



--popper

Up early again, about 8am. Walked the beach about 8:30am and met Noon. 28, between soi 9 and soi 10. I really enjoy it early and when the girls are fresh. GFE, no rush, went over a few Thai words and phrases (I think the girls dig it when you put just a little effort into learning anything in their language) , everything I wanted, photos too. 500 baht. Checked out a local tour guide. $320 (us) to tandem sky dive. Ouch! My last tandem jump was $150 (us). That was about ten years ago. If you want videos and or still pictures. You guessed it $$$. Scuba diving was more expensive here than I paid in the Dominican Republic. Didn't go for either, just wanted to check it out and pass it on. Booked a one way flight to Phenom Pehn, Cambodia for next week. 2860 baht. My buddy and I went with the one way deal because we are thinking of going to Jakarta, Indonesia. Indonesia will be a first for the both of us. Getting ready to head to walking street.

[QUOTE=Sixty Two Echo;1406445]Up early again, about 8am. Walked the beach about 8:30am and met Noon. 28, between soi 9 and soi 10. I really enjoy it early and when the girls are fresh. GFE, no rush, went over a few Thai words and phrases (I think the girls dig it when you put just a little effort into learning anything in their language) , everything I wanted, photos too. 500 baht. Checked out a local tour guide. $320 (us) to tandem sky dive. Ouch! My last tandem jump was $150 (us). That was about ten years ago. If you want videos and or still pictures. You guessed it $$$. Scuba diving was more expensive here than I paid in the Dominican Republic. Didn't go for either, just wanted to check it out and pass it on. Booked a one way flight to Phenom Pehn, Cambodia for next week. 2860 baht. My buddy and I went with the one way deal because we are thinking of going to Jakarta, Indonesia. Indonesia will be a first for the both of us. Getting ready to head to walking street.[/QUOTE]Given the hours that Pattaya tends to keep, do you think she was there early or late?

[QUOTE=How14;1406321]Sorry but can't agree with that, whos interested in his 180 bht lunch especially as hes not writing where he bought the lunch? Waste of time, its a sex forum yeah? Not a restaurant menu, just a waste of time trawling through all the trivia.[/QUOTE]But in order of importance:

1. Don't read stuff that does not interest you. And let others who enjoy, vicariously, read blow by blow accounts of a tourist's day in LOS.

2. If you don't read stuff that does not interest you, you won't need to comment.

[QUOTE=How14;1405911]Why you keep giving us a bolow by blow account of what your doing every hour man? Who cares about your lunch and how much you paid for it? Or about your foot massage or what time you went to bed? Get on with it or don't post this trivia[/QUOTE]Might look trivia to Trivia to you but describes a day (or more) of a mongerer life in Pattaya.

I reckon that a newbie will find a lot of answers to his questions but reading those reports. Without being tedious. He just stick to the facts and does not go I to gyno details as some do on how much wet the girl was or about the PH of her pussy.

I hear you RBDave. Pattaya is 24/7. And that is one of many things I like about Pattaya. When I paid Noon she did the "Y" and said thank you. I asked if I was the first and she said yes. It reminded me of paying the girls in Tijuana, Mexico. If you are their first client the girls will do the Catholic cross. This is to give thanks for the income. So when I saw the "Y". I wasn't even think, it reminded me of the Tijuana girls. If Noon was there all night and looked as fresh as she did and had that kind of energy and enthusiasm. She has the "power"!

As a newbie I remember reading these forums, page after page. On and on and on. I got a lot of info out of them. I would compare and calculate, air line tickets, hotels, taxi fare, girls, bar fine, food cost, club entry costs, beer costs. I also learned about scams, pitfalls and other do's and don'ts. I am not wealthy and I am not retired. So I had to make good use of my means. You know. Doing more with less. I have been called a cheap Charlie before and I have no problem with that. I would like to give more to the girls. But I am always on a budget. This is how I can afford these kind of trips once or twice a year. I have only been traveling for the last six years or so as a monger. And I understand there are some seasoned mongers that don't need or may not even care about reading every post on this site. I will admit I am new to this forum thing. And since it has helped me over the last few years, I feel it is time for me to contribute. So to all who read my reports I say this. Feel free to ask me questions. If I miss your question on in the forum. Private message me. I'm here to help those who are looking for it. And once again I want to thank those who contribute. And I also want to take the time to thank those for siding with me.

[QUOTE=How14;1406317]How to fill your none sex free time? Why does everything have to revolve around sex? Plenty to do in Pattaya, and not just drinking and shagging, whys the emphasis on sex?[/QUOTE]Because its a sex forum, thats why.

went to walking street disco. no cover charge. i liked the music (reggaeton, hip hop). stuff i can dance to anyway. tiger beer was 95 baht if i remember correctly. the strobe and search lights they had were hard on me. my eyes are sensitive to bright lights. that and i am a delicate flower. after a few beers went to lucifers. no cover, tiger was 125 baht or so. sorry guys. i wasn't doing a good job of keeping track of the beer costs last night. then i went to the marine disco. as usual. no cover. had chang beer there. no tiger. the other night i had seen a waitress order a change for me there and she put one hand to her head with the thumb against her temple and did the four finger flip sign. i think this represents an elephant ear. so last night about three feet back from the bar one of the bartenders looked at me. i gave her the "elephant ear" hand signal and see handed me a change. i thought that was cool. so i've picked up some thai phrases and even a thai hand signal.

i know this is a different matter, but in the philippines the bartenders use the fist pull down hand signal. similar to united states cavalry troops use to signal speed up. do this signal in the sky tracks club in angles city, pi they will hand you a red horse. a strong tasty malted beer. my favorite in the world so far. i know i side tracked. bottom line guys. learn a word or phrase of the country you are in and try it. the locals will appreciate it.

while at the marine disco i met bee. 26, (45 kilos) non stop smiling. she wasn't much of a drinker. she stuck to coke cola. we danced a few times. i used what little thai i knew. she too seemed happy i was giving some effort in speaking her language. oh yeah, noon had told me something that can only help us foreigners. to tell a girl she is pretty you say "swaay!" it is very important to drag out the "aa" sound. if you cut it short as in "sway". this means "accident". so, if you tell a girl sway (short "a" sound) she will not be happy you are telling her "accident". but if you tell a girl "swaay!" or "swaay meck meck!" she will smile. i have only been in thailand this trip since the 28th of march and i've been with 15 girls. and every one of them smiled very big when i tell them "swaay!" so i told bee i was leaving and thanks for the dancing. she asked if i wanted her to come with me. you got to love this country! i said sure. i didn't mention a price and neither did she. normally i do, but i wanted to see where this would go. we fooled around when we got to my room. about 4am (ouch!). woke up at 12 noon and fooled around again. she showered then i showered. she said i go now, i have to work tonight at a bar on drinking street. i think that is where she said. i said ok. and i walked her out. i was expecting to hear "you give 1000 baht" or more. nope, didn't happen. that's the third free-bee (pun intended) i've had in thailand in three trips. how's that for an answer to "how far do we go in the barrel?". bottom out. free! i should mention that when bee and i were heading out, my buddy and his girl hit me up in the hallway and want to go have lunch. this distraction might have aided in the freebie. any questions. just ask =)

[QUOTE=Sixty Two Echo;1406788]so I told Bee I was leaving and thanks for the dancing. She asked if I wanted her to come with me. You got to love this country! I said sure. I didn't mention a price and neither did she. Normally I do, but I wanted to see where this would go. We fooled around when we got to my room. About 4am (ouch!). Woke up at 12 noon and fooled around again. She showered then I showered. She said I go now, I have to work tonight at a bar on Drinking Street. I think that is where she said. I said ok. And I walked her out. I was expecting to hear "you give 1000 baht" or more. Nope, didn't happen. That's the third free-Bee (pun intended) I've had in Thailand in Three trips. How's that for an answer to "how far do we go in the barrel?". Bottom out. Free! I should mention that when Bee and I were heading out, my buddy and his girl hit me up in the hallway and want to go have lunch. This distraction might have aided in the freebie. Any questions. Just ask =)[/QUOTE]Obviously it's your money and your prerogative, but I'd suggest handing her the LT B 1, 000 and see if the lady declines it. If she declines it, then it's truly a freebie. My guess is she will gladly accept it.

Believe it or not,

- some ladies forget to ask for the money, especially if they're hungover / exhausted / have to get to work soon / whatever.

- some ladies are too shy / timid to ask for the money (Sen, a CB lady I've been with 3 STs, told me when she started out in P4P she went from CB with a customer to do a ST, after the sex he asked her to leave and he didn't pay anything for the ST, she was too nervous to ask and just left.

- whatever other reason (maybe she think you've already slipped the money in to her purse, which is what some customers do).

- If she works at Drinking Street (BB complex on Second Road just north of Soi 1) then I suspect she would love to have received B 1k for the lovely time she spent with you.

If she accepts it when she didn't expect payment, she'll be ecstatic. Yes, instead of a freebie you gave up B 1k, but it's US $34 which is not much to a Yank like us (you're American, right?) but a lot to a TG especially if she's a single mom, supporting her sibling in school, whatever.

I have never gotten a freebie in Pattaya, and I never will because 1) no lady wants to give me a freebie and 2) I wouldn't accept a freebie from a FL, I would just tell her the B 1k or whatever is "taxi money, or go buy food"

Obvious there's exceptions such as if the girl is hiso (high society) where B 1k is nothing to her and she's insulted you offered.

Just my 2 baht. On a positive note I like your style of posting. My TRs are very similar. Happy mongering. (Last bit: I'm in Patts until Sat / 6 Apr, and if you want to meet up I'll buy you a beer / drink, contact me at 091-583-2295).

[QUOTE=Sixty Two Echo;1406788]SNIPPED >>>> Any questions. Just ask =)[/QUOTE]No questions. Just a short bloody comment. YOU should of slipped her a 1k bt note.