We may not want to admit it
[QUOTE=ClamSlammer;2740490]Kinda boring TR about my personal experiences in Bogota with very little puta info.
Decided to fly down to Bogota solo in the middle of August, mainly to see this chica I met off SA my previous trip in April. 18, skinny, all natural, right up my alley except has a decent amount of tatts. My last trip we had met up to eat at Crepes. We had corresponded for a couple of weeks before my arrival. I scoured the clearance items at Sephora and Victoria Secret and invested about $25 in gifts that probably looked like I spent $100. Anyhow, she was so delighted she could hardly contain her smile. Poor girl. Anyhow, we hit it off and met up again a couple days later. Went out to eat in Usaquen, then Dollar City, then back to my hotel NH Pavilions Parque 93. Decent hotel, great location at the Parque. I think I paid around $30/ night through Hotwire. Anyway the sex was awkward. It was obvious that she suffered through a traumatic sexual experience. Later I found out that indeed, she was assaulted at a very young age by a relative. Anyhow, my flight was the next morning so I called her an Uber and flew out the next day.
She had been constantly texting me since then. Every morning, the first thing I would do was to read her text. It was obvious that she thought we were novios. She would videocall me with her family right there and make me say Hi to her mom and all. I wasn't really interested in meeting her family but oh well, no harm done. She had been bothering me about visiting again, so almost 4 months after our first meeting, I got on a flight. I arrive in Bogota and the next afternoon, I called an Uber to take me to her apartment which she shared with her mother and brother. It was in the far NW section of Bogota, and with traffic took almost 45 minutes to get there. It was a rather modest apartment in a questionable neighborhood not too far from Plaza Imperial. Bathroom sink had no hot water. There was a huge 25 gallon plastic tub in the shower. Maybe they fill it and use one of those metal plug-in stick heaters to shower. Some other relatives are over, so I meet them all. She says her grandma needs shoes, so the three of us grab a Didi to the mall and get grandma shoes. Grandma picks out a pair of tenis, then asks the price. My chica tells her $131 k and Grandma is immediately like "no, no!" My chica shows them to me and tells me the price. What am I going to say? So I approve and as soon as I sign the credit card receipt, Grandma instantly gives me a hug and kiss. She was genuinely very grateful. We head back to her apt and an hour later she wants to go eat. 8 of us total. Nice dinner, I pick up the $370 k tab. After dinner, I'm about to call an Uber to take me to my hotel in Chico Norte and her mom simply would not let me go. She was insisting that I stay the night with her daughter. She was quite firm about it so I had no choice.
Next day we grab an Uber to the hotel. She wants to go out and eat with her family. This time there's 9 of us. We get to the restaurant and her family is having no mercy on the tab. They are ordering everything in sight. Even the kids are ordering two entrees in probably the most expensive restaurant they've ever been to. The foreigner picks up the tab $770 k. At this point I'm not too pleased with being a walking ATM machine. Next, they want to go Play Land. Another $200 k to reload the game card. And I'm paying double Ubers because there's 9 of us. At this point I've just about had enough. $330 usd I've blown on her family in 2 days. Not to mention $500 usd in gifts I had brought which probably looked like $1500 usd because I bargain hunt at Ross and Marshalls. We go back to her apt for a bit and then back to the hotel. She's on the rag. I'm irritated to begin with. We argue and she leaves. So that's that. I fire up Tinder and SA. Tinder is kinda a lost cause. I got like 50 likes in a day, but no matches. SA is just out of control. 120 likes and 40 messages in two days. So I got options. I've got 7 more days in Bogota with no chica so I got to get to work.
Honestly I don't remember what I did for the next couple days. I'd walk to the McDonald's in Parque 93 every night to eat dinner because I hate Colombian food. Late night I'd park my ass at a stool at BBC but no luck with the civies there. Out of desperation, I agree to meet an SA chica for dinner at Titan Plaza. She initially resisted saying she had no money. I told her of course, no problem picking up the tab. Finally she relented and we met up. 20 years old, looks white, speaks a little English, cute, quirky but not my type. Had a nice meal and went to movie. Very nice girl, not a hint of puta in her. After the movie, walked around the mall for a bit. Then called her a Didi and went back to hotel solo.
At this point, I only had two nights left in Bogota and still hadn't gotten laid. The second SA chica was way too wholesome and I knew she wasn't going to put out so soon so I had to find alternatives. I hit up mileroticos. Found a white-looking blonde that struck my fancy. Went by the name Michele. Her ad can easily be found still. Pics wearing red lingerie. Thin, large see-cups, couple small tattoos. She's actually Venezuelan and has a 4 why / o there but damage is minimal. $90 k for hh and $50 k BBBJ upgrade. I get in Uber and say I'm on my way. She replies back quickly saying "OK." I get there 10 minutes later and she won't respond. I walk down to a little cafe and order an agua gaseosa. Finally, about 40 minutes after I arrived, she answers and I head back over. It's a rather large house in Polo Club not far from Parque el Virrey. So I ring the bell and this dude answers, he says hold on to go confirm with Michele. A minute later, he lets me in and directs me upstairs. There's around 6 bedrooms, and I knock on the one that the guy directs me to. Michele answers and lets me in. She's very hot, accurately represented in her pics, but does appear worn. So we have what I'd describe as a glorified SG session (even though I've never touched a SG in my life) except she got fully naked and let me change positions as I pleased. Lots of rules. No this, no that, don't touch this, wouldn't fully spread her legs, etc. But her attitude wasn't cold though. Afterwards, we chatted a bit. She actually asked questions and listened like she was interested. She told me there's like 6 other putas that work in that house, but they're all older except for one who is equally hot named Khloe. She has black hair and slightly thicker but still smoking hot. I plan to take her for a spin my next visit to Bogota. So I get Michelle's personal WhatsApp and she asks me to text her so she could have my number. Might have been a mistake because 3 days later she hit me up saying she had a medical emergency. Being the hardcore seasoned monger that I am, I immediately dismissed her pleas without a second thought. 6 days later she hits me up again. I tell her I'm in USA And she says ok without any further pleas for help.
So after my session with Michele, I had a second date with the 2nd SA chica. We go eat at her favorite restaurant in Usaquen. Food was below average but she apparently liked it. Then we go walking around some centro commercial in Santa Barbara. Actually kind nice. My flight was at 2 am so we had some time to kill. Grab a Starbucks and just walk around. We go inside a grocery store and she starts looking at a paperback. I ask her if she likes that book and I could see her eyes light up. So I offer to buy it for her and she's like "no. " I insist and she relents. $51 k. She's like almost giddy over a $12 usd book. We order an InDriver, I get dropped off at my hotel and she goes home. Later that night I go to catch my flight to CDMX and she's constantly texting. To this day she's constantly texting me. Not the slightest hint of wanting any money. I dunno. She's practically begging to be novios but she's not my type. We'll see what happens. SA #1 is back to texting me every day. I've been wiring her small amounts the past 4 months, $35-$120 usd, almost $1000 usd total. Sometimes she would ask for it, saying she wanted to buy clothes, or sometimes bills or pay for school. Other times, I would just send a few bucks unsolicited, to take her mom out to eat for Mother's Day or whatever. I think she's started to miss that $225 usd / month, which is pretty substantial for an 18 year old in Bogota. She's sweet though, and brutally honest. And I feel bad because of the trauma she had to endure. Plus she suffers from a medical condition that greatly limits prospects in life.
Anyhow, I actually had one InDriver tell me to pay him while inside the car because the cops will fine him / impound his vehicle because ridesharing is illegal. This is why some of you pass on false info about ridesharing being illegal, because the local population which has a 2nd grade education believes it. But come on guys, with a Western education and an ounce of common sense you would know that no way in hell could you operate a business that big illegally. No way on Earth it is possible to run a multi trillion peso industry illegally without the government finding out about it and cutting access to its servers. I believe that the cops tell rideshare drivers that their work is illegal, in hopes of being offered a large bribe in order to avoid their car being impounded. And the drivers believe it because it is such a common tactic. Perhaps some who refuse to bribe actually get their car impounded, but not solely for being a rideshare. The cops tack on bullshit charges in order to justify the impound.
Lastly, some financial info that may be of benefit to some. The casas de cambio at the airport all suck. During my trip, interbank was around 4400/1. The casa at BOG baggage claim was offering 4000. There were a couple of casas outside baggage claim and they were at 4000 and 3550. There is a casa de cambio in Chico Norte, across from Escuela Militar Granada, where all the bank towers are. I had been changing money there for $4000-$4100. Right outside Parque 93 there is a tall office tower. On the first floor there are a handful of casa de cambios. I got 4130 there the same day the Granada cambio offered $4000. Still a ripoff but not as bad as the airport. Also, when I paid for dinner tab was $370 k. I paid with my credit card and was offered to charge in pesos or $90 dls. I quickly whipped out my phone calculator to crunch the numbers but there is some sort of time limit. After a few seconds, the machine automatically chose dollars for me. And I know why, because their conversation rate is a ripoff, just like the offered conversion rates at ATMs. Had I chose pesos, I would have been charged $80 dls by my bank. So I got ripped off $10 on what should have been an $80 usd transactions. That's 12.5% which is quite steep. So any time you are offered pesos or dollars on a credit card transaction, always choose pesos.[/QUOTE]But a lot of us have been in that situation. We feel special if they invite us into their family etc. But in reality it's all part of the act. If you like her and want to see her again it's important to say NO! Before I got serious with my fiance, I would buy the VS lotions 5 for $30 or perfume on discount in TJ Max ect. It always went over great. First that shit is expensive in Latin America and most of these products are counterfeit. What woman doesn't like a gift? However, Latin women view men in 2 ways, a weak man they can manipulate or the 'el rey' or jefe. One, always pick the restaurant and 2, don't be afraid to say no! Give them a spank on the ass and a kiss on the cheek so they know where they stand. If you don't, they will run over you.
Don't take the emasculated male vibe with you when you leave the states. American women have made an art out of taking the power away from men and it doesn't have to be that way. In latin America you are either the Jefe or the Pendejo. Don't be the latter.
