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27 March. Arrived in Cebu from Korea after traveling and waiting on transportation for twelve hours. Flew Asiana into Manila and then on to Cebu for 545,000 won. Korean friend of mine is flying in straight to Cebu on Cebu Pacific for 300,000 won Tuesday night. I'll take that route next time.

About a forty minute ride later to Cebu Grande Hotel, I find there was nothing grand about the hotel at all. At 1400 Pesos a night, I was immediately disappointed by the trickle of water that hit me as I tried to rid myself of the days travel grime. Hell, it took me an extra twenty minutes to rinse off the super sudsy body wash I like so much, severly cutting down on my mongering time. The troop of ants march back and forth on my bathroom wall kinda takes away from the allure of the place as well. I'm definitely searching for new digs tomorrow. But not before I check out the Sunflower Disco to see what kinda freelancer action is out and about. More later!

Yella Man

So no shit, there I was at around midnight on a brand new day (28 March) in Cebu. Having tried the Sunflower Disco for some freelancer action and striking out because of any real strength in female numbers in the bar, I decided to go look around for some new digs. Paid a taxi on the meter around 50 Pesos drop me off at Midtown Hotel, also the home of Robinsons Mall. They wanted over 2000 pesos per night for a room, a little more than I wanted to pay so I blew outta there, crossed the street and walked a short distance when I saw a sign for the Holiday Plaza Hotel. As I was walking for the hotel, a young street walker approached me and offered to go with me to my room. She was lookin' fairly good (vision and judgement slightly blurred from too many Jack & Cokes) so I told her to wait for me while I checked on the hotel room rates. The rates were better for a standard room (1900 Pesos)so I booked one for me and one for a friend who is flying in on the 29th.

Back out the door and around the corner I start my negotiations with Dimples, as she liked to call herself, for my first night...er...morning of fun. She quickly started at 1000 Pesos. Hell, I was in a good mood and it was gonna be my first piece of Cebuano ass, so I agreed. I know from experience I could have gotten her down to 500-600 Pesos, but I was feeling charitable because I knew that 1000 Pesos wasn't gonna damage my finance's much.

Back at the hotel we shower, and I notice in between time that she had gone from an aggressively hunting and securing an evening meal ticket type "A" personality, into a fairly quiet, shy and laid back young lady. I was beginning to wonder if she was gonna be a dead fish. Not to worry. Things heated up fairly quick again once we were between the sheets, and the session turned out to be pretty good.........................................UNTIL...

She asked me if my cell phone had an alarm on it, and I told her yes. She asked me to set it for 7PM because she had classes to go to. I asked her what subject she was studying in college. She laughed and said...No, I'm in highschool. Needless to say, I didn't sleep well the rest of the morning after I quickly thumped her ass outta my room. I kept having these images of little brown skinned guys kickin' in my door and carting my dumb ass off to places we don't even want to dream about! I'll never, ever pickup another street walker without asking to look at her ID card. That was by far the worst situation I have ever place myself in by a long shot, and I'll be damned if I let it happen again. Yes, the pussy was great! Was it worth the stress it caused and is causing me now? Hell no! I might be leaving Cebu for Angeles earlier than expected. Damn! It's tough being a man!

Yella Man

Questions for you guys

1. Are there any places in Cebu to get wet thai/body-to-body massage?
2. Any other reports or photos about Finland massage?
3. Has anyone tried Princess Thai Massage call-in service?

[QUOTE=Ritchie Nolasco]Questions for you guys

1. Are there any places in Cebu to get wet thai/body-to-body massage?YES
2. Any other reports or photos about Finland massage?RTFF
3. Has anyone tried Princess Thai Massage call-in service?PERSONALLY NOT YES[/QUOTEYour answers]

1.Whats a KTV
2,Do I need a visa to enter China.
3.The guy looking for INDIAN GIRLS in New Delhi on the INDONESIAN board
4.Do I need a visa to enter China?
5.Is is OK to take Dalai Lama pictures to Tibet?
6.Are there younger girls of legal age available in Bangkok??
7.I paid 1000 RMB per pop in Shenzen,Did I overpay???
8.Are there places in Cebu to get Body to body massage??
Thanks so much for your contribution to the collection,The question has now become a permanent part of the collection.For more background on the collection,We usually discuss it on the China,Thailand and other boards where me and a couple of Senior Members collect hilarous questions.Best regards

Cebu Local: WHy is the KTV question hilarious? I've never been in one because I don't like karaoke, but it appears to me that some are simply sing-a-long places, but others have GROs. In Cebu there is Jerry's KTV on Mango and there's one right across from Ayala mall. Have you been inside either of these places?

Yella man: I thought you would be in Philippines at the end of April? Did your plans change or is this a long holiday or did I misunderstand your pm? I think I have your email written down somewhere....

As for your date with a hs girl, did you ask her about age? I've met quite a few twentyish ladies who had returned to hs to get their diploma. Well, better safe than sorry....

X

"She's beautiful. What is that girl's contact info"

I got this as a pm, but since I've posted numerous photos, of numerous women there was no way I had any idea what the git was referring to.

X

Mayday! Mayday! Cebu Local I PM'd you about staying at the Oxford Suites in Makarti on May 19,20,21 and June 5 and 6. BUT China Airlines F#@*ked up my tickets and i have to make slight changes. Now I need May 20 and 21 and June 5 at the Oxford Suites. I really appreciate your help Bro! Will you be in Cebu in early June? Also,can you PM the confirmation number as soon as you can. Thanks!

X-Man,

I'm in Cebu until the 1st of April. Then it's on to Angeles City in Pampanga until 6 April. I was supposed to link up with a few local posters but have been a tad busy the last 48 hours. And that HS girl? Well, I asked her her age before I tossed her outta my room and she said 18, but she didn't have the ID to back it up. Yup, it's better to be safe, than it is to be sorry. Anyway, send me a PM if anyones interested in drinks.

On another note, I moved from the Holiday Plaza to the Rajah Park. They are doing a promotional where you get one free massage during your stay with them. Also, breakfast (complimentary) is open from 6AM to 10AM...a little longer than most hotels. And it beats the Holiday plaza rate by about 150 Pesos. Rooms are great too. I'll Probably book here first next time I'm in town.

Yella Man

[QUOTE=X Man]Cebu Local: WHy is the KTV question hilarious? I've never been in one because I don't like karaoke, but it appears to me that some are simply sing-a-long places, but others have GROs. In Cebu there is Jerry's KTV on Mango and there's one right across from Ayala mall. Have you been inside either of these places?



X[/QUOTE]Well you have a point,But this was posted on the China boards where KTV basically means singing and sex.I have been to Jerry s,Jaguar in Mandaue and golden Calesa in Mactan.Japanese and Chinese seem to enjoy them.Anyway I have a new one Somebody PMed me asking how long does it take to DRIVE to Cebu from Manila.Anybody want to answer this one????

for those of you borderline ****s (-: ))) i highly recommend this well researched and comprehensive site:

[url]www. ageofconsent. com[/url]

however, to be absolutely safe, my lawyer recommends to me to avoid anyhting under 18 yo

some cuntries have made it a crime for nationals to travel abroad to have sex w a girl under th age of legal consent in that cuntry, ie, 18 for th good old puritan tight-assed usa. your cuntry may vary! tho to my knowledge practically no one has been prosecuted under these laws, but who needs that kind of trouble?

as i am no moralist, and personally consider girls to be ready very willing and highly able to have sex once they start menstruating (u cant argue w nature, can u? ), i would add that in cuntries such as pi, tland, etc, were many 18 yo girls look like they are 12 anyway, if you need to bottom feed you may have a problem. -: ))

is it really worth going th gary glitter route?

ask urself this: are you feeling lucky? well, are u--- punk? !

ha haa

Well, again you and I have different ideas about humor. With ferry services it is possible to drive from the northern tip of Luzon to the southern tip of Mindanao.

I don't remember the URL, but I remember someone doing this on motorcycles. It was a good story... Search a bit and you might find some answers, but there is no answer to exactyly how long it would take.

[QUOTE=Cebu Local]Well you have a point,But this was posted on the China boards where KTV basically means singing and sex.I have been to Jerry s,Jaguar in Mandaue and golden Calesa in Mactan.Japanese and Chinese seem to enjoy them.Anyway I have a new one Somebody PMed me asking how long does it take to DRIVE to Cebu from Manila.Anybody want to answer this one????[/QUOTE]

The next day I wake up and decide that I'm changing my plans and heading back to Manila the next day (sunday)in stead of monday. I go over to RM and change my ticket. At about 2pm I'm gettin' hungry and head over to Big Mao restaurant. Damn it's closed so I text the honey I met last night at the club and she tells me to call her, we meet about 3:30pm for lunch and all is good. I forgot how good she looked. We do some sightseeing and I decide I'll hook up with her tonite. Later that night at around 9pm I hear a knock on my door and she has brought her friend with her. Her friend is not as hot but but I say ok let's go.

We head out and do some bar hopping up and down mango. This girl has some fine ass friends who work in other clubs and I'm impressed! Anyway we decide to go to sunflower disco for some dancing. Now I'm a good dancer I know Salsa,Merengue, Bachata etc. So we tear the club up when they started spinnin' da hip hop...most guys brown or white, got no game when it comes to dance. Well about 2am we head back to the hotel(I send her friend home in a cab) and she gives me an excellent send-off, wakeup too. She never asked for any money but I gave her p500 and she seemed happy. Off to the airport and Manila for a night before I head back to Ilocos Sur.

[QUOTE=X Man]Well, again you and I have different ideas about humor. With ferry services it is possible to drive from the northern tip of Luzon to the southern tip of Mindanao.

I don't remember the URL, but I remember someone doing this on motorcycles. It was a good story... Search a bit and you might find some answers, but there is no answer to exactyly how long it would take.[/QUOTE]
Yes,I have done the drive myself using the Ferries to drive from Manila to Cebu.You do know the Philippines,It takes about 2 days,You can even take a bus from Cebu to Manila.Basically It involves driving down all the way to the tip of Luzon called Sorsogon,Take the Ferry to Samar island which is connected to Leyte Island by a bridge,Then hop over to Cebu by Ferry.Best regards

Went to Sunflower Disco Thursday night to see the talent there during ladies night. I already had a girl lined up to come to my room at 3AM when she got off work, so I wasn't really lookin' to pick anything up. But shit man, It would have been too easy! The place was crowded with girls showing all kinds of interest in meeting a foreigner. Definitely a place to go if your looking for some free-lance action.

Anyway, the girl who swung by my room this morning was named Janeth. 20 years old and working outta the Palladium for the last three months. I gave her my business card and told her to call me. She texted me immediately after I left the club and said she would drop by my room after she was finished working. She was a pretty good lay and GFE. She wanted to hang-out with me the rest of my time here, but I normally don't roll like that so I politely declined, gave her 500 pesos for cab fair and showed her the door. Nice girl though. I'll check-out Pump Disco tonight to see what they have to offer.

Yella Man