Barranquilla Reports

[QUOTE=CocrBrotheler;2454509]Those with means proly already doing it like the drug runners use to do = Hire private jet and / or get your private pilot's license and pilot your own aircraft and land in some clandestine airfield.

I know I proly watching too many Miami Vice shows now but that's how it use to be done just for a different purpose.[/QUOTE]LOL. If you are doing something illegal such as sneaking into a country, why worry whether you have a license or not? That is like walking in to rob a bank and ensuring them you have a license to carry the gun you are using. And there are not too many people that are going to risk their hard earned license and going to jail in order to sneak you into a country for some bullshit.

[QUOTE=CocrBrotheler;2454509]Those with means proly already doing it like the drug runners use to do = Hire private jet and / or get your private pilot's license and pilot your own aircraft and land in some clandestine airfield.

I know I proly watching too many Miami Vice shows now but that's how it use to be done just for a different purpose.[/QUOTE]I imagine, if you have the money and you go to the Colombian consulate, you could arrange to get on a repatriation flight, go through a mandatory quarantine and be let in.

Elite closed during shut down. Opened 3 weeks ago for 2 weeks and shut again now for a little over a week now. Pissed off because there were 3 girls there I wanted to repeats with. I have not seen any of the girls in any website ads so no idea what they are doing.

Just a hand full of businesses opened since June 1. Maybe 20% of businesses now open. Surprised most dentists are closed. I fail to see how most people are surviving financially.

So damn boring. I hate eating at home / apartment / hotel. I usually learn a lot just by people watching but with everything closed and people mostly out only to run errands there is not much to see.

Sad to me that I am safer here than in the USA for so many reasons.

Elite Spa closed during shut down. Opened 3 weeks ago for 2 weeks and shut again now for a little over a week now. Stopped by twice. Once on a Saturday at 3:30 pm. Pissed off because there were 3 girls there I wanted to repeat with. I have not seen any of the girls on any website ads so no idea what they are doing.

Just a hand full of businesses opened since June 1. Maybe 20% of businesses now open. Surprised most dentists are closed. I fail to see how most people are surviving financially.

So damn boring. I hate eating at home / apartment / hotel. I usually learn a lot just by people watching but with everything closed and people mostly out only to run errands there is not much to see.

Sad to me that I am safer here than in the USA for so many reasons.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2454511]LOL. If you are doing something illegal such as sneaking into a country, why worry whether you have a license or not? That is like walking in to rob a bank and ensuring them you have a license to carry the gun you are using. And there are not too many people that are going to risk their hard earned license and going to jail in order to sneak you into a country for some bullshit.[/QUOTE]Sorry I have been watching too many Miami Vice re-runs lately LOL. Man they gave those Colombians a bad wrap back then! I wonder what it was like to monger back then there in the mid to late 80's?

I just watched an episode set in Nicaragua too and did that ever look like when I visited Nica in 2008. Bet they filmed it on-site there back in the dayzzzzzz.

[QUOTE=CocrBrotheler;2457115]Sorry I have been watching too many Miami Vice re-runs lately LOL. Man they gave those Colombians a bad wrap back then! I wonder what it was like to monger back then there in the mid to late 80's?

I just watched an episode set in Nicaragua too and did that ever look like when I visited Nica in 2008. Bet they filmed it on-site there back in the dayzzzzzz.[/QUOTE]And also that fantasy of mine, no can be reality since I could obtain my private pilot's license and fly in low under the radar to some small airstrip outside Q and befriend the locals with my decent Spanish skills and just chill in Colombia until the Novel COVID-19 is contained enough. Yeah Crockett and Tubbs!

Barranquilla to Medellin (no humanitarian flights from Barranquilla).

Went to the bus ticket office. Showed the younger guy my passport and the email from the USA Department of State listing the cities with humanitarian flights. Guy said I needed a letter from the consulate or embassy. I told him I never read anything about that. Went outside to gather my thoughts. Actually so I did not explode since I was there the day before asking a list of all I needed and he said shoes, pants, face mask, money. Go back in and talk to the older lady. Show her the USA Department of State email and sh tells the guy this is same thing = acceptable. She takes a picture of my screen. Prints it and places with her copy of receipt. One way with backpack and one large suitcase was 286,000 COP which was $77 USD at the time. I could have flown and been there in an hour.

At the bus station we all heave to wait outside (no herding). They wrote 3:00 pm on my ticket so I assumed the bus left then so I got there at 1:00 pm just in case the Didi driver got lost or screwed me over. They open the gates. We stand in the cleaner for our shoes. Show ID and that we are on their list. Inside we wash our hands and they hand spray are luggage and backpacks. The show us where to sit and sit only at that spot. Hand us form asking ID info, why we are traveling, what address we are staying at, any contact with sick person, how do we feel. They give us the boarding ticket. As we line up to go out to the bus it is the polices turn. I show them my passport and my email for humanitarian flight. Bus finally starts moving at 5:30 pm. (4. 5 hour wait).

The bus is freezing. I tell the driver and he says nothing he can do. Bumpy and lots of curves at times so I only slept maybe 3 hours. Horrible! None stop trip. The bus arrives at 8:00 am. (14.5 hour drive).

Can not get off the bus until you show your ID to the police officer and he checks you off the list. Everyone must be accounted for. Then go to table to show ID and tell them where you are going. I think health department. Get luggage and try to get out of the. Not easy. Elevators are off and the only staircase I see going down it blocked off. Finally made it out of there!

That is what I went through on July 4. Until the buses run normally you can forget any international flights. I suspect buses will open up first, then domestic flights, then international. International will be last! Instead of checking airline websites try searching these 2 sites. Because until they are up and running with a schedule or you can find with a search then no need to bother searching international flights.

[URL]https://www.copetran.com[/URL]

[URL]https://www.expresobrasilia.com/[/URL]

During my 3 months I tried to get 3 Photoprepagos girls to come off their 150,000 COP asking price and no luck.

Bored so try something new. Went south of Centro to Calle 35 Carrera 35. Hotel half a block away had some girls available. But most the time sat in front with other women who were staying there so you never knew who was who. If they would just go stand around at the corner from time to time. Anyways, I traded Whatsapp numbers with one and said tomorrow. Saw her at 1 pm across the street getting lunch. She saw me and waved. I sent message let's meet this afternoon. She wanted 8 pm and I countered with 7 pm. She said OK. Never heard from her so luckily not too late to text another girl I had before. Next day I texted her when we meet. She read the text but never replied. Two days later I saw her and she smiles and waves me over. I motion come here and point to my hotel that I am standing in front of. Nothing.

Next girl is great. But she has a loud mouth friend that tells her to ask for threesome and ask for 100,000 COP. Her friend is trouble. I took the girl I liked once then explained not again because I do not trust her friend or the old friend / mom that is with her a lot. Trouble trouble trouble.

Next girl has big rack and Asian like eyes. I am sure that area is 30-40,000 COP. She asked 50,000. I paid her 60,000. She said she wanted to meet again and I told her I did too. Three days and no replies to my messages. Finally showed her my location and a picture of me in Botero Park saying goodbye. She response that her boy went to the hospital and needed some medication that was pricey. I reminded her that I sent several texts to meet with no reply and I paid more than the other guys. Hell I stayed half a block away.

Had a girl at my apartment twice before I moved to this hotel for 6 days. The owner got mad. No visitors of that type allowed. Told the girl when I change locations I will text her to meet again. So I text her, she reads it, and no reply.

Tired of the crap so contacted a girl I had 3 times 2 months earlier. She already knew me and I knew she only lived about 5-6 blocks away. I told her she never read my message two days ago. I am leaving tomorrow. We can meet but has to be between 9:00-9:30 am because I then pack and check out. 9:45 am she texts me telling me she has to babysit cousin and can only meet in the afternoon. Amazing!

These girls in this area are not used to foreigners and are some of the most stupid I have ever run across.

When my bus landed in Medellin I took a walk early Saturday morning to see what it was like. Got 3 Whatsapp numbers. That night all 3 girls read my message asking how much? Only 1 replied that night. 1 replied the next morning. 3 days later and the last one has not said BOO!

Do these real world examples strike you as desperate starving women?

One Photoprepagos. One massage. Can you guess the street girl?

[QUOTE=LoveItHere69;2464998]One Photoprepagos. One massage. Can you guess the street girl?[/QUOTE]Ummm well the second photo looks like a street lady boy!

Man you really had a rough go of it in BAQ.

[QUOTE=LoveItHere69;2464998]One Photoprepagos. One massage. Can you guess the street girl?[/QUOTE]Street girl looks fugly.

Third girl looks really nice. Is the 4th pic her boobs?

[QUOTE=LoveItHere69;2464998]One Photoprepagos. One massage. Can you guess the street girl?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lugnut;2465020]Ummm well the second photo looks like a street lady boy!

Man you really had a rough go of it in BAQ.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KilledSoul;2465038]Street girl looks fugly.

Third girl looks really nice. Is the 4th pic her boobs?[/QUOTE]"Fugly" man what are you smoking, all are beautiful in their own right!

My best ATF here in Medellin is a costena from Barq and she can take a pounding like no other chica anywhere.

The Tall Man.

[QUOTE=KilledSoul;2465038]Street girl looks fugly.

Third girl looks really nice. Is the 4th pic her boobs?[/QUOTE]Yes, picture 3 and 4 belong together.

The black girl's glasses are bad. She really does have a pretty face.

Wrong spot but I have to say it now. Taking my first hot shower in Medellin a few days ago for the first time in 3 months was orgasmic!

"Bus trip to Medellin!

Barranquilla to Medellin (no humanitarian flights from Barranquilla). ".

Hey I watched BBC last night and they said the hospitalizations in Q are more than BOG! Consider the population difference and that really is scary.

Glad you made it to Medallo safely. You proly know there and proly the rest of the country the exponential rise in cases as well as hospitals almost over capacity. Stay safe so we can meet sometime and I buy you a SG LOL.

[URL]https://colombiareports.com/medellin-announces-curfews-amid-fears-covid-19-could-collapse-colombias-2nd-largest-city/[/URL]

[QUOTE=LoveItHere69;2465207]Yes, picture 3 and 4 belong together.[/QUOTE]Where did you find her? Massage?

[QUOTE=LoveItHere69;2465207]Wrong spot but I have to say it now. Taking my first hot shower in Medellin a few days ago for the first time in 3 months was orgasmic![/QUOTE]Welcome to the city of magical reality.