Massage place in White Crown Building
I was really in need of a massage. While walking on Shaikh Zayed Road in front of Crown Plaza an oriental lady gives me a business card for a massage place. It is in the ground floor of the White Crown Building.
I checked it out. Small place. Maybe 4 rooms. Not lot of privacy. My girl was from Thailand (Cat). So so massage. Did work out some sore areas. I was for sure thinking this was a no-extras place but then she teased me a bit and played with little Joe under those blue shorts they give you. After the massage she asked if I wanted more. Seems HE is only on the menu at least with her. I pointed to her mouth but she gave me a funny look.
Not bad but will probably not repeat.
A newbie starting by some sharing
Hey guys,
Been in UAE for almost 5 years. I am late 20's, said to be good looking, so spent most time with good looking GF (mostly asian! Best GF / wife ever!)
When no GF and no friend with benefit available, I LOVE MONGERING (I wish I had a wingman by the way!). All this excitation is like calling me! If it was not for budget reason I could do it every night!
I only fuck girls that I rate 6 or more (seeing the pictures on the other forum, I think I have quite a conservative score, my 6 is like 8 for older guys) , I can't be turned on when a woman is too fatty or with an ugly / basic face or no shape. (I am not bragging but we need to be specific about our expectations, cause I have been deceived quite a lot when seeing quality of girl people were bragging about)
I would like to share my experiences:
PRICE / Negotiation:
I never paid more than 1, 000 dhs for LT and most of the time between 500 and 800 going as low as 300 for some good looking Chinese.
Even without going over 1, 000 had some stunners from all horizons, Japan, Russia, central asia, vietnam, turkey, filipina.
I even managed to get some week long free GFE with a couple of them! Well, I was not paying just paying them the cinemas and all.
So I would advise a lot of you, apart if it is your BDAY and you want a perfect 10 girl, do not spend 2 or 3k on a girl!
Also, I would advise, don't be afraid to negotiate, if she give you an attitude, then she can go fuck herself for free.
A good thing to do is also to go early to bars, like 8pm, and you will be able to negotiate cheap ST as they will be able to go back to bar before it closes, if you change your mind and want her for more, then add up some 100's and ask her to stay.
Be very specific in what you want, a lot of girl will end up telling you they do not suck, if it was not negotiated in terms of hours but in terms of shot. (bad stuff for guys like me who can come quite quickly at first but can come 4, 5 times in a row).
NATIONALITY:
One tip: Please always privilege a 7 with good attitude than a 8 with a princesss / haughty attitude! Cause what you want is a good fuck! Not a doll which is not even turning you on!
Apart if it is your type, I would say stay away from AFRICANS, I tried twice, they are machine, do not care about services once paid, not GFE at all. Since I am not so much into black or even ethiopian (cutest of all africans for me) I will never try again.
Chinese, most of them are machine too, apart from upper class found in best clubs (see below) , generally no GFE.
Arabs and Iranian, it really depends, you can find some really hot bitches and some big joke acting like princess. Keep this warning in mind, you will be able to detect them from the very few words you will exchange with them. They tend to be very highly prices, particularly moroccan who have the favors of locals.
Other asians (vietnam, filipina, thai) , if you manage to get one with decent features (nice face, ass and bigger than average tiny asian boobs) you will most probably enjoy! They are mostly willing to pleasure, you often feel its almost a matter of pride! Like if they will lose their honor if you do not have a good time!
They often suck without condoms and make you feel you with your GF.
Russians even if they may look a lot haughty at first, I had mostly very good times with russians. I would say as with all girls, if you show a positive and respectful but playful attitude she will get into the same mood!
Central asians (turkmenistan, kazakstan and I will include turkey as quite similar) one of the best compromise: beautiful, asian / europe best of both, playful, quite GF, cheaper than Russian.
They might be quite shy, but you will definitely have a fun naughty GFE.
How to get to pussies:
Massage parlor: it's not easy at all, but can be more convenient, particularly if you are tired and want a massage.
I know very few massage parlor with stunning girls (I actually know one in jumeirah but the extra is not guaranteed as those girls are well paid and know they look great and will be costly) but you will often ending up having a one hour massage and a BJ or HJ for less than 250 or 300 (120 to 180 for massage and rest for the extra). Please never accept paying like 200 for a HJ or BJ. 100 is the norm!
It's a big hit and miss, I have tried maybe 50 places to spot 5-6 with decent girls and services (massages and extra) , and the girls are changing quite a lot, so not easy to keep your favorite.
I would international city has decent ones, jumeirah, bur Dubai (al ain center notably) , but please avoid abu hail and karma! Quality is shitiesque! Sorry for people in the new Dubai I never go there for massage.
Always try to see the girl before, you do not want to end up beeing massaged by an ugly fat woman and see a stunner when leaving.
Internet:
Few real escort website, mostly above 1500 per hour. Avoid latina, it is always black girl fake. Most real girls are the Russian ones with Russian numbers. Asian are almost always fake. Don't try finding japanese or korean or malaysian, it is always bad looking Chinese opening the doors.
The best I have tried were turkish, ukrainians, italian. At off hours you can negotiate a 1, 000 dhs rate. But not with all girls!
During the first year, I have been trapped into fake girl maybe about 20 times. I always sent it back if no good looking and never gave them a single dirhams for taxi! Why should I pay for beeing trapped?
When the girl still look decent, I offer her half the negotiated price, take it or leave it. We need to educate them not to say "yes real picture" when it is not.
By the way I mostly receive girl at my place except for high class one located in nice hotel, avoid going to cheap girl place, it will often be a dirty bed and thats all!
When going to place and seeing fake girl, I almost always left.
Concerning price, you can good looking Chinese for as low as 300 to 500dhs!
Bars:
The less discreet, but somehow like the feeling about it.
My best pick are:
-Ratsky for "other asian" (non-filipina) , I often end up going out with the pretiest girl for 700 LT. The good thing with "other asian" is that if they like you it can really transform into a friend with benefit experience.
-Kubu for higher class girl, good Chinese, Russian.
-regal plaza, very good choice and price there, you get arabs, central asian, Russian, asian. And sometime a very decent band!
Please avoid all the shitty sea view, panorama. If you looking for quality.
The attitude at moscow hotel is really bad! But there is some stunners there.
Streets:
Often average looking girls. Can be seen in bur Dubai, karama, or rigga, and even JBR. I did hit few at my beginning, but I stopped that method. It always rushed and I'm a bit ashamed negotiating in the street.
I hope I didn't bother you with my roman. Might be helpful to give general idea of the scene to the new comers, even if not specific, you should know in what kind of place you are coming.
ALSO, please do not forget it is a muslim country, so do not be too obvious in negotiating, or touching the girls in public place! Do not offend family or you can go into very very deep trouble.
Do whatever you want in your room, but outside, shut the fuck up and do not touch or kiss the girl!
As said before, I wish to have a wingman. For let's say twice a month.
If you are a funny person, not too much into getting drunk like a fuck, and you are funny and decent looking let me know, you could benefit from my experience, numbers, places and bargaining skills! .
Helping Hands, Reaching Out
[QUOTE=Daniel10;1351302]if someone could give me any advices on how to move to be able to get some action (I know that in the UAE they are pretty severe about this right?)[/QUOTE]GOOD GOD, Man, are you CRAZY!!??!!?! This is the Middle East, an Islamic country... Nothing LE likes better than to find some infidel dog [i]sniffing[/i] around... They still flog people here. On the other hand, if you're a masochist, might be exactly what you're looking for...
But a [i]player[/i] such as yourself, with all your incredible FR's over the past 2 years (as [b]BionicMan[/b] pointed out) , I'd change my itinerary. Too risky. After all, this is a desert, and the lazy, without a map, tend to wander around, fooled by mirages.
Or you could do some reading before posting - new experience, for sure.
[QUOTE=Resh121; 1351271]I have short listed a few options.
1. Metropolitan SZR. Rattlesnake.
2. Regent palace hotel. Rock bottoms.
3. Towers Rotana. Long Bar.
4. Karama. Ratsky's.
5. Crowns plaza
6. Burjman Rotana. I have heard that you can take the girl up directly through the mall entrance.
Would appreciate validation of the above or if there are any "changes" to these hotels not being green do let me know. Any further suggestion would also be highly appreciated.[/QUOTE]Well, for [b]ME[/b], I'd consider the Metropolitian/'Snake a bit problematic, given it was TORN down in 6 months ago, but, that's just me. Guess you could always pitch a tent on the lot; plus side: no walk of shame.
Just how many FR's have you read about Long Bar? You certainly COULD try; might be some in there. But given no mention (excluding yours) in the last 1000 posts here, I might consider playing the odds and going to a MORE reported on place. But that's just me; I understand probability theory (and searching - check the Reports of Distinction Thread).
Where did you get your list, anyway?
[QUOTE=Resh121;1351271]I would prefer to stay in a hotel were these WG stay[/QUOTE]I've HEARD there are a number of hotels like that in Diera. You're best bet would be to stop and ask one of the TCN workers on the street over there. Just be sure and wear shower shoes AT ALL TIMES while inside.
[QUOTE=Resh121;1351271]or a hotel with a club from where one can pick them up and directly take them to the room- to avoid walking the hall of shaeme or travelling with them.[/QUOTE]WHO exactly is avoiding the walk of shame... You or HER?
IF you had bothered to read the hotel thread, CURRENT page 1, [b]Vitrea[/b] has a VERY informative post along those lines. Of course, you have to read it.
My [i]suggestion[/i]:[list][*]Go to one of the BIG malls (plenty around).[*]Stand at the bottom of an escalator.[*]Stick your hands in your pockets - you DO want to [i]impress[/i] the ladies.[*]When you see [i]what[/i] you like, gawk to show your interest, and a couple of hip thrusts won't hurt.[*]Before you know it, some concierges will arrive, and take you in a TINTED windowed SUV, or even a van (no worries about traveling with her) to a place where you can have all the sex you want (including anal). Hotel and sex combined, and there will be no one to see your walk of shame, the vehicle will drive into a discreet, gated courtyard. Meals included. Problem solved.[/list]
Or you could pull your head out, grow a pair, and decouple bar and hotel for best chance of success. Up to you (the CLASSIC wg line...)
