Dubai Reports

[QUOTE=SiliconeLover]Sipped while walking the room, continual barrages of “where you from” started giving me a headache, especially from the Chinese contingent who where hardly in a position to understand an English sentence in reply. [/QUOTE]Must be the first words any WG learns in the local lingo & it can get quite irritating after the first few hundred in a night. "Where You From? ... What's Your Name? ... Where You Stay? ...". Same ALL over the world.

Once I start talking to a girl, I often explain how the standard opening lines can irritate their targets, and that they should try something different to distinguish themselves from the other service providers. Along the lines of "What's your favourite colour? Have you ever ridden a horse? Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Do you know pi to 4 decimal places?"

Sadly, usually their command of English is not enough to appreciate my nuances. Am I aiming too high in trying to improve their marketing techniques? How about they just rely on pushing their tits in my face & groping my crotch... this seems to work as well :-)

[QUOTE=Zandokhan][QUOTE=11Bravo]Thanks for the info, funny report ;-)[/QUOTE]You'll think it's funny when the Mutawa take you away for "re-education".

But searching for "ramadan" in the UAE threads will turn up any number of reports from past years.[list][*]UAE thread level:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=227[/url][*]Select "Search this forum" in upper right column heading[*]Use the "advanced search" feature[*]Type in search term, e.g, [i]ramadan[/i], in "search by keyword" box[*]"Search in Forums" box will already have "UAE" selected[*][b]Make sure the "show results as reports" is checked[/b][/list]I get 59 hits for ramadan. Must be something in at least one of those...

Of course, over the next 2 months, there will be any number of similiar questions...

Would not expect this year to be any different.

[QUOTE=Barry D]Must be the first words any WG learns in the local lingo & it can get quite irritating after the first few hundred in a night. "Where You From? ... What's Your Name? ... Where You Stay? ...". [/QUOTE]As reported before, these are [i]business[/i] questions, useful in quickly separating wheat from chaff.

Translations:[list][*][i]where you come from?[/i]: "How big is your wallet."
Secondary translation: "What is safety risk?"[*][i]What's your name?[/i]": Better I call you something other than [i]Darling[/i] or [i]Habibi[/i].[*][i]Where you stay?[/i]: "Will there be problems using your place?"
Secondary translations: "How big is your wallet?" "How much surcharge for travel time do I need to add?"[/list]

[QUOTE=11Bravo][QUOTE=Zandokhan]You'll think it's funny when the Mutawa take you away for "re-education".

But searching for "ramadan" in the UAE threads will turn up any number of reports from past years.[list][*]UAE thread level:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=227[/url][*]Select "Search this forum" in upper right column heading[*]Use the "advanced search" feature[*]Type in search term, e.g, [i]ramadan[/i], in "search by keyword" box[*]"Search in Forums" box will already have "UAE" selected[*][b]Make sure the "show results as reports" is checked[/b][/list]I get 59 hits for ramadan. Must be something in at least one of those...

Of course, over the next 2 months, there will be any number of similiar questions...

Would not expect this year to be any different.[QUOTE]11bravo,

Again thanks for the detail info about how to use this forum more efficiently. I think as a newbie here (guess you never started as newbie ;-) ) that's what's about when I ask "frequent" questions, so for next time I'm teached properly.

[b]Stood up[/b]
Called Miss Last Wedneday for a hook up this Wednesday. She said OK, so would pick her up around 10pm. Got to her place, gave her a call, she'd be down in 5 minutes. Yea... 5 minutes.

EVENTUALLY, two girls came down, my car waiting across the street was blocked from view by a mini-bus. Girls got in a taxi... yet the taxi did not move. One girl got out, came over, got in my front seat. She sure didn't look like the Miss Wed I remembered... but I was not wearing my glasses. I said I was waiting for a friend. She asked about us going to some club - did not recognize the club's name...

In my ignorance, I tried calling Miss W again to see if this girl's mobile rang... no answer, which was truly "no answer". But was able to determine that she was not the Miss W I was waiting for when she asked how much I'd pay. I declined, she got out, jumped into the taxi, and off it went.

Tried calling Miss W again... no answer. By now, 20 minutes... too many girls in dxb, so off to Seaview unaccompanied. Before entering, one last call, no answer, so

[b]Seaview, 10:20 - 12:20[/b]
Usual mix and [i]load[/i] for a Wed. night. Found a table and ordered dinner (do like their menu; sure beats the Rattlesnake's one). One PRC job interview... not interested then. My mobile rang - Miss W asking where I was. She apologized; she'd been talking with her gf (translation: the alternate offer had not panned out). I said she was welcome to join me at Seaview, she should grab a taxi and give me a call when she'd arrived; I'd come down and escort her in (no entrance fee).

20 minutes later, an sms: she and her gf are too afraid to go to an unknown bar (even though she and I had been here last Wed.) Fine, adios.

Not a wide selection, but enough to keep me interested. Made eye contact with one slender PRC, knee high boots, clingy white dress. She seemed [i]occupied[/i], but when he went to the toilet, she came over, asking me to stick around for awhile (so much for loyalty). That deal fell through, but she found someone else she liked better before arriving at my table, and before you know it, they were out the door. Damn, twice the [i]safety net[/i], and both times, left standing at the alter.

The original job interview was hanging around, which, on another night, would have been flattering, but not tonight. Considered Miss Senior who had been on my to-do list and was flirting tonight, but given some experiences with her pulling rank on a previous Miss Wed, passed. Also considered an older PRC on the to-do list, but...

Saw Miss Bugaboo; damn, she can turn it on. The archetypical wg: disinterested until you express some interest, then it's like flicking a light switch: on comes the smile and dimples, the sweet voice... [Timer] Delay, no deal quickly made, so the switch is flipped off. Debated if I wanted an "eye-candy, poor service" evening... but distracted by another attractive girl heading to the toilet. Waited until she returned, started a conversation. Price quote: 600. Sorry, this IS Seaview, and while attractive.... But still interested, so asked for menu. Insufficient English (her, not me). But she did drop to 500. OK, secondary tack: number of rounds, specifying 3. Her counter was 2 for 600. Again, adios.

By now, Miss Bugaboo, talking with another punter, had flicked on the switch again. Decision made for me, I bailed out. Checked my mobile - 9 missed calls over the last 30 minutes from Miss Stood-Up.

When I left, reasonable mix of M/F, given a number of guys there for the band. Some africans, a few -stanis, a FEW CIS, number of PRC's. Miss Original Job Interview still there. Another time.

As I was "downtown", figured I'd hit Imperial, expected it to be crowded, but knowing that there was a parking lot directly behind the building offset that. Would keep the Rattlesnake in reserve.

[b]Imperial, 12:30 - 1:00[/b]
Entering, there was a short line to get in, but playing the race card, bypassed the queue and the entrance fee (not PC, but fact of life). Entering, it was crowded, not a favorable M/F ratio at that hour. Did not see Miss Stood-Up.

One primary target; trouble was, target was masked by another PRC in the way. By the time I got rid of the [i]obstruction[/i], and perhaps not in the politest of manners, probably frightened off Miss Primary. Another appealing target, but the crowds prevented eye-contact or movement as she swept by. Before I could break free, both had zeroed in on, and were [i]negotiating[/i] with a boys-night-out group. Well, at least I knew they did NOT age-discriminate. Saw Miss Stood-Up, she saw me, and she shoved several girls out of the way to get to me, where she LATCHED on.

By now, had made eye-contact with a TALL PRC (checked, she was wearing flats, and I could look her in the eye)... very appealing, except for the a-rack. She dutifully took up a position across the aisle, maintaining eye-contact, waiting for a landing slot to open.

Well, long story short, it never did. Took the easy way out: a known quality, even with the [i]troubles[/i] hooking up.

On leaving, crowded, poor M/F ratio, but still a few [i]candidates[/i] around.

As always in Imperial, [b]keep a close eye/hand on your wallet[/b].

Wednesday night: choice: would give the edge to Imperial. Easy ambiance would go to Seaview.

[b]Point of the above[/b]: I can never understand when punters say "I can't find anyone", or "I can't make contact". Who are you looking for? I don't have too few choices; it's too many. If all else fails, do what I do: stick a 500 dhs note to your forehead.

Note on Voip ([b]from BarCrawler[/b])
- From the Gulf News.

[i]Customers have complained that Yahoo Messenger, which can be used to make telephone calls, is blocked at the moment.

Officials to investigate blocked messaging sites
By Daniel Bardsley, Staff Reporter

Dubai: Telecommunications officials have pledged to launch an investigation to find out what is blocking some popular messaging sites in parts of Dubai.

Emirates International Telecommunications Company, (EITC), which provides internet services for areas including Dubai Internet City, said it was unsure what was stopping the sites from working.

Customers have complained that Yahoo Messenger, which can be used to make telephone calls, is blocked at the moment. Similarly, there have been reports that MSN messenger services are also blocked

Both messaging sites are used by people who want to log on at the same time as friends and chat with them using the internet, sending typed messages that are received instantly by the other person.

In addition, it is possible for those using the services to speak to each other and even to see one another using webcams.

One user said: "It's very frustrating. I thought we were supposed to have more or less unrestricted internet access so I don't know why this is happening."

EITC provides internet access to the free zone that includes Dubai Media City and many residential areas, including The Springs and The Greens developments.

Outside this area, Etisalat provides the internet services and sites such as Yahoo Messenger and MSN messenger can be used freely.

A spokesperson for EITC said the company itself was not blocking the sites and it was trying to find out why they were not working.

"We regret the inconvenience that our customers had to experience. However, the blocking of sites is not caused by any action we have taken on the EITC network. We are looking into the matter and hope to quickly identify and rectify the source of the problem."

"We will report to our customers on our findings and resolution as soon as we receive concrete information," the spokesperson told Gulf News.[/i]

Quite a bit of comment being added to the online article at the moment
[url]http://archive.gulfnews.com/nation/Technology/10060697.html[/url]

[b]Point[/b]: if you're coming to dxb and expect to use your voip for "home" communications, then perhaps you might think again.

Finally met up with Eric of Arabia last night at Regal. Great guy, and we had a few laughs and shared a few tales, as he scouted for a 9 or 10. I saw the little blonde natural beauty (no make-up needed). To me she is a 9+, but 5 attitude. She was taken very quickly as usual. Maybe one day I'll try her out.

Eric ended up with a cute slim CIS, bid his farewells with a big grin, and I headed for York. Played pool with an old pal until closing time, and on my way out saw a cute little Ethiopian with a bright smile. I don't usually ask menu, but was in a French mood, so asked if she kissed. She said yes, and off we went. I suspected her "kiss" would mean Ethiopian kiss (basically closed-mouth).

Back home I had a couple of nice surprises. Running my hands through her long gold-dyed hair I realized it wasn't a hair extension or a wig as 95% of African girls wear (even Miss amazon freaked me out one day when she took off her wig revealing her natural mat - eeek!).

This sweetie had all natural long baby-soft hair. A turn-on. Kissing on the sofa was so-so, but during a long erotic shower together where we scrubbed each other all over she softened up and it became deep-tongue-tango all night. I didn't try for a BJ, as I was too busy savouring her delicious body. Nice set of boobs, a bit of baby fat on the rump, but nice'n'soft with a good grip, just as I like it (especially for doggy - love that wobble).

Great attitude - smiley, laughing at my stupid jokes and cuddling up with me, initiating the action from time to time (I'm usually a slow mover). She gave a great oily massage including hard elbow work, and was passionate and noisy in bed. Great GFE.

To top it off, in the morning she made the bed and cleaned up the kitchen (which was a typical bachelor mess). Unusual for an African girl.

Promised to call her in two weeks. She goes by the name Elena, but her real name sounds like "One Shot". Doesn't suit her, because I had two. ;)

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Well, I'm leaving my beloved Dubai tonight - back in two weeks.

Hi everybody,

I allready read a lot of reports on this forum but still I have a question.

As I will be only two nights in Dubai, can somebody give me some contacts,
phonenumbers of girls (or mamasan) please.

Would apreciate it.

If questions about Belgium, please ask them, ok?

Bye,

C.

[QUOTE=SiliconeLover]Hope you have luck catching her. Trust me, she's worth it!!! Definite 9-10 all rounder.

SL.[/QUOTE]Shagfest starts tomorrow mate, so will prabably miss her.

However, this city doesnt sleep, so I'm sure I will be spoilt for choice.

My first challenge is to bank a cracker for 500dhms LT. I want to see how I do!

[QUOTE=Camieleke]As I will be only two nights in Dubai, can somebody give me some contacts...[/QUOTE][list][*]Cyclone, independent club[*]Rockafellas, Regal Hotel[*]York, York Hotel[*]Stayin Alive, Imperial Suites Hotel[*]TGIT, Astoria Hotel[/list]Any taxi driver will know. All the contacts you will ever need. Would take about an hour to collect.

Now these are for live girls; not familiar with any phone sex operations here.
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Perhaps someone can explain to me what the misunderstanding is: people read a lot of reports, yet still don't understand the concept in dxb:[list][*]get in a taxi[*]go to a bar[*]talk to wg's that interest you[*]make a deal[*]take her/them home[*]enjoy[/list]It's NOT rocket science.

It is true that getting hooked up with a WG in DXB is not rocket science. That are so many reports of where to look here that it is easy as pie.

As far as Ramadan is concerned for the visitors or newbies to Dubai the only real difference will be your afternoon delight since during that time (Ramadan) bars like TGIT are closed during the day so if you don't have any contacts forget it. Bars open around 7 PM no music and more lighting so some of the girls don't look as good (lolll).

I live in the golden triangle area and never had the pleasure of meeting the senior guys (Bravo11, JSF, Piper1, WR yes I know Wicked your in AD) I hope to get the chance to meet some of you sooner or later. My starting point is Jockey's since I'm just about next door in the Sands area.

Well all the best and good hunting to all.

FC

[QUOTE=French Canadia]As far as Ramadan is concerned for the visitors or newbies to Dubai the only real difference will be your afternoon delight since during that time (Ramadan) bars like TGIT are closed during the day so if you don't have any contacts forget it. [/QUOTE]Well said, and a good reminder to get those mobile numbers the night before when you are out in the bars (actually valid ANY time, but particularly during Ramadan).

As its a point of interest be advised the bars will be closed Sunday night and will reopen Monday 7pm. national holiday so get those mobile numbers now gentlemen....

[QUOTE=My Kapitan]As its a point of interest be advised the bars will be closed Sunday night and will reopen Monday 7pm. national holiday so get those mobile numbers now gentlemen....[/QUOTE]Good job too. You lot have it too good and need a temporary inconvenience like Ramadan to realise what a wonderful Disneyland for grown-ups you live in the rest of the year.

Not that I am jelous or anything. Is it December yet?

[quote=my kapitan]as its a point of interest be advised the bars will be closed sunday night and will reopen monday 7pm. national holiday so get those mobile numbers now gentlemen....[/quote]always bittersweet: the day off but nowhere to enjoy it, so it is important to have some avenues for [i]home entertainment[/i].

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some punters might think we are an unfriendly lot here. well, we are. dubai is already too overcrowded - don't come; go elsewhere.

but, if you still come, perhaps some are taking the scene from their home countries, or familiar [i]playgrounds[/i], and trying to apply it to here. you can't. not saying dxb is unique; it's not. just take at face value the reports you read. even discount the "old hands" reports - check out what newbies who have been here have reported.

you could program the function keys on your computer for the standard report, giving the actual possibilities:

[i]went to [insert bar name here], saw a number of attractive wgs, talked to several, struck a deal for [amount] [dhs|usd] for [st|lt], went back to [my|her] place, and enjoyed.[/i]

is it that easy? yes, it is.

thursday
[b]rattlesnake, 9:15 - 10:45[/b]
one of many reasons i dislike the 'snake readily obvious as i approached the front door. number of prc's sitting outside as they were denied entrance (before a certain hour). like sitting in an oven. approached by one i knew (in the biblical sense), asking if i'd escort her in. no problem. in fact, no one at the door, so she slid in sans entrance fee. f*ck you rattlesnake.

inside, very sparse at that hour. 5, 6 africans - no appeal for me as each probably equalled my body weight (not a pretty sight, let me tell you). couple of cis. over the next 45 minutes, like a "fast action, speeded up film strip", the bar filled. along about 9:30, looks like the prc's were let in (well, some, at least). typical of the 'snakes disorganization, no one at the stand to collect their fees, so a bouncer had to round up the stampeding herd, wrangle them back to the door to pay.

hooked up with eric from ksa. at the early hour, easy. once intro's made, discussed life in general, and dxb in particular. as band had started, conversation a bit difficult. so, to [i]solve[/i] the problem, headed to seaview.

note: another reason i dislike the rattlesnake is its inconsistency; reminds me of afternoon tgit. last thursday, early, plenty of ladies that i would have had no problem taking home. this night... sparse. some, but not the choice from the last couple of thursdays. but it was early... and if i had wanted to pull then, there were several candidates...

[b]seaview, 11:00 - 1:00[/b]
yea, the seaview sound system so conducive for conversations... very crowded... literally had to phone barcrawler to find out where he was. the usual [u]seeminly[/u] unfavorable m/f ratio, but a number there for the band. band rocking, as usual. number of familiar faces, some stopping for job interviews...

miss "wait for me - not" there, looking for an interview, but this time, it was i who was not interested, having made up my mind to recall the ex miss thursday for a friday, and needing a day's recuperation from miss wed. take my advice, gentlemen, don't get old. confused another for miss 600 from the previous night - just goes to show, it's also the eyesight that goes with age - they do begin to look the same. this girl, another time, for sure.

but the best target of the night was only glimpsed for no more than 4 minutes out on the dance floor. whichever punter was with the kirgie in the white mini and knee high boots... i salute you. if i had seen her unaccompanied, i would have changed my plans for sure. curiously, a group of 3, 4 prc's - night out? working night out? don't know, but, for sure, one is [u]attached[/u]. the group, [u]slightly[/u] older, still very attractive. again, another night, would have pursued if i'd had more energy.

i took off at 1am, leaving eric to his fate, needing my sleep. reminded why i don't like going out on thursdays. but if i had wanted to have some [i]company[/i], easily several who would have made the cut.

[b]point[/b] is, these are [u]minor[/u] venues... but no trouble finding candidates for some in-depth, [i]probing[/i] interviews. if this old man can do it, so can you. it really is as easy as walking in a bar, looking around, striking up some conversations, finding someone [b]you[/b] find attractive, cutting a deal, then off for some [i]private[/i] entertainment.

Dear all,

I'm gonna be in transit at DXB airport for four hours. I would like to know if they offer extra service at the massage service in the airport (it seems to be offered by the hotel in the airport).

Thanks a lot.