Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

[QUOTE=M P Lurker]...The difference is incredibly subtle. ;)
[/QUOTE]Well, damned if she didn't write "Porn" on the Tulip card she gave me with her personal mobile number. At this point, as I'm not great with names, that is all I really remember.

There was definitely no subtly when she moaned with pleasure as I fingered her wet [i]hoy,[/i] probed her tight little rosebud, and licked her tiny nipples. For the linguists out there, in between lip locks, we spoke in a mixed bag of Thai, English, and just a wee bit of Isaan.

Oh yeah, and after a spirited, lengthy DATY session, she asked me to marry her (in English no less). Today, I've been wondering a little as to how one might have a meaningful relationship with a Tulip girl?

Mic, in any event, as you are the proclaimed master of oral delight, I just know you would approve! [i]Chok dee, khrap![/i]

[QUOTE=Fon Tok]Today, I've been wondering a little as to how one might have a meaningful relationship with a Tulip girl?[/QUOTE]

I think you would buy an apartment in her name and hand over a few credit cards.

[QUOTE=Pita123]I think you would buy an apartment in her name and hand over a few credit cards.[/QUOTE]Plus a Toyota Vigo D4D for Pa, a few buffalo for Mae, and a Honda Dream for little brother Somchai!

Visited Tulip last week, for the first time in ages. Afternoon visit at about 4pm and there was decent line-up of about 8 girls. Finally chose a girl who looked tallish and slender and reasonably decent looking and gave a warm smile. Had an excellent session including a 30 minute real oil massage which was very nice and relaxing. She has good massage skills with strong fingers. All the rest of the usual services were available and were equally good.

Her name is Ben. I later did a thread search on her and discovered a few negative reports, some quite abusive. Could this be the same girl that I enjoyed so much?

[QUOTE=Fon Tok]Plus a Toyota Vigo D4D for Pa, a few buffalo for Mae, and a Honda Dream [b]for little brother Somchai[/b]![/QUOTE]
Who is in fact the real boyfriend... or husband

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Who is in fact the real boyfriend... or husband[/QUOTE]

Plus don't forget in regards to what has been given... already... that is just for starters! If their heads aren't screwed on straight it's going to be a Black hole!

LBM

I have had Ben many times, never had a problem with her.

[QUOTE=Cunning Stunt]Visited Tulip last week, for the first time in ages. Afternoon visit at about 4pm and there was decent line-up of about 8 girls. Finally chose a girl who looked tallish and slender and reasonably decent looking and gave a warm smile. Had an excellent session including a 30 minute real oil massage which was very nice and relaxing. She has good massage skills with strong fingers. All the rest of the usual services were available and were equally good.

Her name is Ben. I later did a thread search on her and discovered a few negative reports, some quite abusive. Could this be the same girl that I enjoyed so much?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Coriolanus]On a quick trip to Bangkok over the weekend, I visited Tulip soon after arrival and had a nice session with a girl called Jojo, the only one available at that time (it was half past noon). Cost was 800THB for a 2-hour oil massage and 1,500THB for the girl. Jojo was on her early thirties, had darker skin and a firm butt and had clearly undergone a few "surgical enhancements", at least a boob job and a lip enhancement. Session was pretty good, even if the spare tiny room and mattress on the floor were not really pleasing. After shower, she gave me an unhurried BBBJ+AR that really got me in the mood for some action. After the first pop, followed a nice oil massage - her strong hands helped easing the discomfort of the long flight - that prepared me for more action and a second pop. All in all, a very relaxing experience, worth repeating on a next visit to Bangkok.[/QUOTE]

What is this? Matress on the floor? When I used to frequent this place on a regular basis up until 6 months ago, a bed was always provided. I would have complained if only matress on the floor was available as it does not allow me to do doggy easily unless girl in on bed and I get to stand while I am doing her.

I think it might mean the "only" spare room was a tiny room with a mattress on the floor.

I can assure you the room are the same as normal, and Tulip is now back ahead of Mango and Snow White.

Lots of girls, come cuties and same Tulip service. I have not been to Mango or Snow White for a few months now, Tulip is back as the venue of choice. Early evening is a good time, or Sunday late afternoon.


[QUOTE=Simian]What is this? Matress on the floor? When I used to frequent this place on a regular basis up until 6 months ago, a bed was always provided. I would have complained if only matress on the floor was available as it does not allow me to do doggy easily unless girl in on bed and I get to stand while I am doing her.[/QUOTE]

Late afternoon, 5-ish, an open 2 hours, so headed to Mango (yes, I know what thread this is) to see what was on/to tap, figuring the opening 3pm pulls would just be finishing up. (Last week, I was a 3pm-er; when I was leaving, many more selections available.) Now only 4 on offer, none really appealing (in my eyes).

Jump on skytrain (can it be 10 years?), 1 stop, and I'm outside Tulip. Haven't been there in a couple of years. Walk in front door, receptionist is over watching tv (what, a thai girl watching tv?, hard to believe!). Can barely be bothered to come over to the reception desk.

She calls out "Jojo". Now, since that's not [b]MY[/b] name... hmmm. Kind of like a bell curve: could be, way off to the right, my karma is so dazzling, she's picked the very best for me. Or, way off to the left, she's picked the girl who's not popular and needs the work. Or, the bell part, most likely, just picked the next one up in the rotation. Point being, it's just a name, no face to associate with it.

Christmas, I like surprises. My birthday, same again. But I've always been more a "bar man" than an escort service type of guy - I like to see the merchandise. And speaking of seeing, no photo book offered. Of course, that's fine with me, as I understand the verb "photoshop".

I ask who is there (maybe not understood), so I say again, "which girls here?" Maybe I'll recognize a name from some of the reports here.

"I call Jojo for you."

Definitely NOT on the same page. Now Jojo could be a stunner for all I know, but I just don't know. Certainly in the next 2 minutes I'll know, but, then again, I'm an adult, I like making my own decisions, what appeals TO ME.

"Never mind", as I turn to walk out. Suddenly, the "weather" changes. "Can go downstairs, many girls there." OK, now we're on the same page. Of course, her definition and mine of "many" different, but there are 6 or 7 on the top platform, with a couple more slowly dragging themselves up from the lower level. No problem me - that just eliminates them from the cull - no energy in the lineup translates as 'not interested' in the room.

Pick Tuk from the girls sitting there, looks like she's nicely endowed. She is, although somewhat disappointingly, artificially (hope springs eternal, only to face reality). But at least it's not the engineering of the bra.

A slow, sensual massage follows, slow enough that I do mention I'm interested in 'extras'. Now, I SERIOUSLY doubt that any 'civilian' walks in expecting a legit massage, but this is "Amazing Thailand"; you never know. No problem, we are on the same page.

And unlike Mango (1:45), and unlike Annies (2 hours stated, but 1.5 provided), full 2 hours occupied. Best of those places, but it does come down to the girl. Likewise, unlike Mango and Annies, at Tulip, you pay the base price at the door (800 baht, 2 hours), arrangements made with the girl (though there was no discussion of price). At Mango and Annies, it's 'all inclusive'.

Also nice to hear that the girl I knew several years ago is now making someone happy in Germany, nice girl.

Hi Folks,

Before you react unfavourably, just hear me out. I was told once to go there in person and select the girl instead of asking this question. I have been there three times but with selections already made, and did'nt need to see the line up. I'm a little 'charry" of going down and seeing the line up,.may be a loss of face for the girls I've been with, coupled with my embarrasment! Old school, Sirs!

Nice, Dao, Nestle were lovely and great! They could converse, had humour, and were adroit at making the experience enjoyable. Any recommendations/observations on Tuk, Nadea, Jane, Nikki et al. Are there others who are in the same league.

It's tough being a mongerer and a gentleman, but I like it that way!

[QUOTE=11Bravo]Likewise, unlike Mango and Annies, at Tulip, you pay the base price at the door (800 baht, 2 hours), arrangements made with the girl (though there was no discussion of price). At Mango and Annies, it's 'all inclusive'.[/QUOTE]

At Mango, I've always been asked to pay the house fee downstairs, afterwards. There's never been any mention of money for the girl, and I always paid her in the room, afterwards. Same at Snow White. Never been to Annies.

[QUOTE=Rocksoff]At Mango, I've always been asked to pay the house fee downstairs, afterwards. There's never been any mention of money for the girl, and I always paid her in the room, afterwards. Same at Snow White. Never been to Annies.[/QUOTE]Yes, have been informed that it's normal to pay her fee in the room, directly to her.

I'd just been to Annie's the previous day, and there, it IS all inclusive. Guess what threw me at Mango was the unbidden bbbj/cim in the shower, with no mention of extras (I DID know that THAT was not included in any base price). So I started thinking that maybe it was all inclusive. Like I posted, started to wonder which it was, but then decided I wouldn't be distracted by that question, letting it handle itself.

Her fee should have been paid in the room, but bless the Thais, they covered for this falang's ignorance, and simply added her fee into the house's fee downstairs. Worked for me.

I visited Tulip last night after many months of absence. I choose one girl that it is the first time I see in Tulip.Her name was Anne (or something like this). Young, beautiful small lady with very nice face and decent body. Shower was very conservative for the Tulip but OK.

Back to bed and Anne is lying on her back and open her arms and invites me to a DFK. Nice signal I thing, this could be GFE. After a couple of minutes of very passionate DFK I decide to go down for a DATY. Intermediately Anne puts her hand in front of her pussy and she clearly signals that doesn't want DATY. That's odd I thing and I insist and I remove her hand from her pussy. I notice that something is not good down there and I open gently her pussy lips. Surprise: I see a kind of not right formation, a white spot something like a wart but not a wart. She has an expression of big pain in her face. I look at her and say "please let me see" I open more and I see that this white spot on her pussy goes long back. I am not more curious, I stop touching her and I say "sorry something is wrong here". She says that she knows that she has been to the doctor and the doctor said to her that it is OK. She also tells me that she used to take some medication but she is not taking any more. I tell her that there is no way that I'll continue and I start dressing. She asks me if I want to choose another girl but I say "no thanks".

Down to the reception, she says something in Thai to the mamassan who immediately asks me the 400 Baht (as you understand I was in the room for less than 10 minutes). I say no because I've had no massage and no service and she replies "if you want massage go down pick another girl but YOU WILL PAY". I really have no interest to start an issue, I pay her and I am leaving saying "that's was my last time here". And I mean it.

Well, I do not know if the problem with Anne's pussy is something innocent but I don't thing so. Maybe it was just an old infection that left a scarce but again, I don't take this kind of risks. It seems also that the issue is know to the mamassan but they still allow to Anne to work under these conditions! So sorry but this is too much and this kind of behaviour is a big risk for the customers.

In any case I've made up my mind and I'll not go again, but this report is also a warning to fellow mongers. Be careful and if by chance you take Anne check her pussy first.

[QUOTE=Lifeingr]I visited Tulip last night after many months of absence. I choose one girl that it is the first time I see in Tulip.Her name was Anne (or something like this). Young, beautiful small lady with very nice face and decent body. Shower was very conservative for the Tulip but OK.

Back to bed and Anne is lying on her back and open her arms and invites me to a DFK. Nice signal I thing, this could be GFE. After a couple of minutes of very passionate DFK I decide to go down for a DATY. Intermediately Anne puts her hand in front of her pussy and she clearly signals that doesn't want DATY. That's odd I thing and I insist and I remove her hand from her pussy. I notice that something is not good down there and I open gently her pussy lips. Surprise: I see a kind of not right formation, a white spot something like a wart but not a wart. She has an expression of big pain in her face. I look at her and say "please let me see" I open more and I see that this white spot on her pussy goes long back. I am not more curious, I stop touching her and I say "sorry something is wrong here". She says that she knows that she has been to the doctor and the doctor said to her that it is OK. She also tells me that she used to take some medication but she is not taking any more. I tell her that there is no way that I'll continue and I start dressing. She asks me if I want to choose another girl but I say "no thanks".

Down to the reception, she says something in Thai to the mamassan who immediately asks me the 400 Baht (as you understand I was in the room for less than 10 minutes). I say no because I've had no massage and no service and she replies "if you want massage go down pick another girl but YOU WILL PAY". I really have no interest to start an issue, I pay her and I am leaving saying "that's was my last time here". And I mean it.

Well, I do not know if the problem with Anne's pussy is something innocent but I don't thing so. Maybe it was just an old infection that left a scarce but again, I don't take this kind of risks. It seems also that the issue is know to the mamassan but they still allow to Anne to work under these conditions! So sorry but this is too much and this kind of behaviour is a big risk for the customers.

In any case I've made up my mind and I'll not go again, but this report is also a warning to fellow mongers. Be careful and if by chance you take Anne check her pussy first.[/QUOTE]

You did well.

What amazes me is that they made you pay even though they know you were right. Well, this is pretty stupid and not the Attitude to have for a popular massage like tulip.
But then again, for any regular of Tulip, you know many girls offer unprotected sex so there should be no surprise to have infected ladies.

Sad, but true. I stopped going to Tulip a long time ago because of this.