Quick info on a couple of hotels please
I don't see any reference to either of these in the forum. I need to choose between the Ambassador Row (used to be the Lanson) and the Somerset, both on Jalan Ampang, for a work trip. Does anyone know the girl-friendly status of either of these hotels?
Thank you very much. I'll post a report after the trip.
Zorn
Kl just keeps getting better pt2 of gbs tour
With a line drawn through Brickfields, a mid arvo nap, hair cut & shave I felt like the king of KL, the anticipation of visiting the 2 clubs I have read so much about was huge, so many mongers have mostly had so much fun at these establishments I was confident it was going to be good. After all I am just like you, you are here reading my post, we are the brotherhood of sex & fun and tonight I planned on visiting one of our holy grails. The Thai club was first only bcos I had to walk past it on the way to BC. In I went paid the exorbitant fee to enter & got a corona, no lemon which was disappointing considering I had to sell a kidney to pay for it surely a slice of citrus wouldn't kill them. I am a friendly bloke who will often talk to people on their own, I knew I was a small fish in a big pond full of hungry sharks so safety in numbers is my way to survive, I wandered around and listened to people talk & heard an aussie voice ordering a drink, I immediately pulled up a chair & said gday mate where you from. I now had a partner in crime, we quickly set up a plan of refusing any requests for drinks unless we liked the girl and would continue to just talk to each other and ignore those who landed on our table uninvited. They soon moved on. With our plan in place things started to happen, I am fairly forthright too and have no problems exchanging stories of the past & soon both of us were laughing loud & having a good time. One thing I have learnt is that women tend to be interested in men enjoying themselves, as a white Australian I find white women are attracted to this in order to stop it where as Asian girls are attracted to be part of it. After 3 ignores I am confronted by a Vietnamese beauty with rather large breasts, I say to my mate this is the one I'm a sucker for big tits and when they are so well worn on a petite Asian body I am in love. Control yourself Gordon I think I need to negotiate, she asks a range of questions I didn't expect, where you from why you here, how old are you, you like drinking beer. Hang on I thought it was going to be you want sex, you like I suck your dick, where's your hotel. I am really trying to control myself now she didn't even ask for a drink. So I offer on the condition she dance with me, its so much easier to perv on a girls breasts when you dancing with her than talking to her when she's looking at your eyes. A few groovy Michael Jackson moves (I like dancing but terrible) and she's laughing and maybe pretending to have fun or at least laughing at a plump 50 yr old white Michael Jackson. 5 songs later I am way to hot so its time for a drink & that chat we all need to have.
I tell her she is gorgeous and I would like to spend more time with her, but what do I have to spend to do that. She started at 600st & 1000 LT, I replied wow that soooo expensive but I want a discount for dancing I usually charge 50 a dance, she's aid ok look I like you 500st 800 LT but I would like to spend LT with you. I agreed that after 2 hours I pay 500, then we both decide if its gunna be LT. Needless to say, it went the distance. Waltzed into the hotel (Pacific Regency Suites) with nothing more than a cheeky smile & enjoy your evening sir from the staff. Up to the room. On the way its GFE all the way holding my hand kissing my cheek & helping me cross the road. Cmon she screams as the traffic closed on us I am from Hanoi I know how to cross the road, we nearly died but it was worth it. She hops in the bath for a hose down me in the shower, as I go to get out she pushes me back in gives an all over body wash whilst using one hand as the other is firmly stoking the old fella. After the suds are washed away it's a deep throat BBBJ, I suggest we move into the bedroom as I am about to blow if this continues. Massive kissing effort more BBBJ, I just have to pull one more dance move spin like a rapper and its 69 er heaven. Sorry if I disgust some of you mongers but pussy just needs to be eaten and I am hungry for it. Once again I'm about to pop so it's a few more moves, missionary & a big doggy ending. Well that went ok I'm thinking. She lays next to me for 10 minutes with some sweet chat & kisses and say did I do good can I stay with you. Fuck yeah. Then she asks you hungry, well if I'm not eating pussy I'm eating food so she calls some cheap red cab or something & we go to one of KL'S famous street food spots & get a feed. I pay but then she asks for the bill then starts screaming at the waiter who added a few extras for the aussie guy and saved me a few dollars. I'm really starting to like this girl. Back to the hotel, the staff are getting used to seeing us now having a chuckle & I got my chest out like a rooster with a big smile, upstairs more humping, big tit foldling effort as she cowgirls me to the end. Old GB needs a rest.
Well 6 am rolls around and she wakes me up, I got to go take my daughter to school, it seems no third pop for GB which as I have read is standard practice in these parts, I said I was going to make love to you after breakfast which she replied "you my breakfast lay back relax" and I did and it was a BBBJ CIM morning special. We exchange numbers I give her a tip & taxi fare and its all over. Time for a nap as I have shopping to do. I can't say what the BC is like I never got there but if this girl is the norm at the thai club I want to live here. I have one more day & one more night in KL, I will let you know how they turn out before I head to panda land. Loving KL, you local guys are sooooo lucky having this here, the most friendly people I have ever met are Asian and the girls take it to another level and the culture of eat drink be happy (and fuck your brains out which was left off the saying for the kids & wives) is so true even more so in S / E asia it's a lifestyle I love but unfortunately only rarely experience, 1 day in to the GB tour and you couldn't punch the smile off my face. KL has one more night but I am now in Kota Kinabalu and got to take some good suggestions from the brotherhood down her chaps will finish off kl soon, but I'm hungry and you know what for.