Bogota Reports

[QUOTE=JerryTheGreat;2763478]Rude, at least I've never paid 20 k for a 'snapshot'. I've read enough reports before going to Bogota to know I didn't overpay for the girls. I already owned up to being conned by the club, that's 500 k down the drain on the drinks, lesson learned. If all you want is a quick 15-20 minute session with a club girl and can get it for 90 k, then good for you. But I paid for an hour with a 9 and a 7 lesbian combo, used the whole hour without being rushed, then I took the 9 home for the night. It's not really the same thing. Price shaming hurts the community and deters people from posting reports.[/QUOTE]I agree, price shaming is not going to help anyone. Everyone here spends what they want to spend. And I don't think you got off too badly for a first time in santa fe. Everyone gets scammed once in a while. What I don't agree with is the people who also price shame in the other direction against people who prefer to pay less or who don't have the same budget. Everyone is here just wants to have a good time, saying that if you can't afford it you should just stay home is just as bad as saying just stay home because you're spoiling the market. For some people its a life style and not a vacation. Going on vacation you'll spend the extra since you're only going to be there for a few days. If you're living down there, you got to budget somewhat if you want to have a lot of girls.

Regarding your 9, I've spent a lot of time in santa fe, I don't think I've ever seen a 9 there in my life. I'm happy that you found a 9 for you though.

[QUOTE=TalkYes;2763584]Do you get mad when you see people in the grocery store buying organic tomatoes? Bro, theyre fucking everything up. Now the people who stock the bananas know that people are willing to pay twice as much for bananas. If you're going to pay that much for bananas, just buy them at the starbucks beside your house ffs.

The thing I hate most about this logic (other than your refusal to mind your own business and not police how I spend my money) is that it assumes the only draw to colombian mongering is its cheaper. Its not even the best part. The best part is the variety. Like if my local carnival was free that doesn't mean it would alleviate my desire to go to disney world. But the carnival is like 5 x as much as it stands. So no, I'm not going to stay home, thanks for the advice. I'm allowed to spend my money how I want If I had enough ID give every sf street girl enough to start a business and get their life together just to piss off people with attitudes like yours.[/QUOTE]First of all I love how neophies like you with you whole year of experience in this hobby know it all, with your whole year of experience. Also your logic is so flowed I don't know where to start. I didn't tell you to stay home, I couldn't care less where you go. Jaja and second, this is the funniest part with such infinitesimal logic as tomatos jaja organic vs commercial tomatoes are 2 different products, Carnivals and Disney are VASTLY different products. Now stay with me here cupcake, you can expected to pay different prices for different products, Understand so far? Good. I was speaking of the SAME PRODUCT, The same girl, the same service. Best you brush up on your reading comprehension. Also it is my business. I was outlining my personal experience not yours. But you wrote like you are the one in question, sounds like it was YOU pissing in the pool. And lastly what you do in SF again has nothing to do with these two girls or me for that matter I don't go to SF, not my thing. Best you get a few more trips under your belt before you come off lecturing me about MY experience with my female friends for years, And I have stated in previous posts everyone has a right to pay what they want but in your selfish post it's evident you are a narcest.

[QUOTE=LatinaLover#1;2763890]First of all I love how neophies like you with you whole year of experience in this hobby know it all, with your whole year of experience. Also your logic is so flowed I don't know where to start. I didn't tell you to stay home, I couldn't care less where you go. Jaja and second, this is the funniest part with such infinitesimal logic as tomatos jaja organic vs commercial tomatoes are 2 different products, Carnivals and Disney are VASTLY different products. Now stay with me here cupcake, you can expected to pay different prices for different products, Understand so far? Good. I was speaking of the SAME PRODUCT, The same girl, the same service. Best you brush up on your reading comprehension. Also it is my business. I was outlining my personal experience not yours. But you wrote like you are the one in question, sounds like it was YOU pissing in the pool. And lastly what you do in SF again has nothing to do with these two girls or me for that matter I don't go to SF, not my thing. Best you get a few more trips under your belt before you come off lecturing me about MY experience with my female friends for years, And I have stated in previous posts everyone has a right to pay what they want but in your selfish post it's evident you are a narcest.[/QUOTE]First of all, you know nothing of my experience but the fact that you're so eager to attack my character rather than my argument by taking that angle says a lot, as does calling me "cupcake" and "narcest". Second, the error you think you see in my tomato argument was intentional. There are organic tomatoes, vine, cherry, plum etc just like there are seeking girls, casa gorls, massage girls, street girls etc.

[QUOTE=LatinaLover#1;2763890]First of all I love how neophies like you with you whole year of experience in this hobby know it all, with your whole year of experience. Also your logic is so flowed I don't know where to start. [/QUOTE]You are making the assumption he actually has ANY experience in this hobby. The internet has long been a place for people to be anything they want to depict themselves as being. You will see plenty of evidence of that, here. Going into off topic arguments is a huge red flag.

[QUOTE=QualitySmut;2761352]So, fun fact indoor heating in Bogota is sparse. Can anyone suggest a girl friendly hotel that has heat. I have a reservation for the Ibis museo hotel. This one has a recent review from last month talking about cold rooms and no heat. I got this recommendation from this board. I guess warm rooms isn't an implied standard LOL. Just jokes people I don't mean to offend.[/QUOTE]Climate control is not an issue here in Bogota. Bogota is cool year round, but never cold. The air is usually quite dry due to the altitude (though it has been raining here intermittently since I arrived Friday. The location near the equator means the climate changes little year round. There are no seasons here. Heat is completely unnecessary here in Bogota. I'm sitting here in my AirBnb, in a pair of jeans and shirtless. I'm perfectly comfortable. Heating is a non-issue. Non-existent problem solved. Accounts of cold rooms are likely to be fictitious.

Now, in Cali, air-conditioning could be an issue. But, I spent a week there back in 2019 and I don't recall it being a problem. Here in Bogota, you just need a light jacket to wear outside in the evenings, an umbrella when it rains, and you're good. A long sleeve shirt alone will get you through most of the daylight hours.

Note: I'm attaching a photo of my passport stamp from last Friday, so you will understand I'm not just talking crap.

Years ago, this shit happened to me in China.

She was getting on my nerves, I totally locked her body, the shrimp couldn't move, I ended up breaking a pussy for real.

300 RMB for a great medieval session.

"Stopping you every 30 seconds to make sure the condom didn't break. ".

[QUOTE=TalkYes;2763414]I've had my share of sessions with girls from photoprepagos and mileroticos over the last few weeks, doing some market research. Have had varying degrees of luck, but mostly bad. They all reply to your message with a wall of text containing various emojis and empty promises. They one thing they all offer is "trato de novia" which translates to "girlfriend treatment", which you would be forgiven for thinking is the same as what we call the girlfriend treatment in North America. Its not that however. You may think to ask the service provider (her manager pretending to be her) what she means by Trato de novia with the kissy emoji beside it. She may tell you it means kisses (which only adds confusion when kisses was already part of the list). More likely she won't reply at all. Worry not, I'm here to explain it. Trato de novia may include, but is not limited to the following:

Ignoring you when you ask "como estas?" and just generally being rude.

Asking for payment up front and forgetting your change.

Asking you why you're still wearing clothes before making any attempt at touch or seduction.

Pecks on the neck, earlobe, and shoulder while avoiding your mouth at all costs. This is called "besos".

Not helping you get hard.

Putting a condom on your dick while its soft or making you do it.

Getting pissed at you for touching your dick with the condom on.

Getting pissed at you for trying to finger her even though you washed your hands.

Stopping you every 30 seconds to make sure the condom didn't break.

Insisting that you hurry up and cum despite not allowing you to get into a rhythm and preventing you from going too deep.

Not every girl is like this but enough of them are that it ruins the platform by making it too. Much a risk to try new girls. Don't want to keep ranting, I'll save my final rant for when my trip is over.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TalkYes;2763902]First of all, you know nothing of my experience but the fact that you're so eager to attack my character rather than my argument by taking that angle says a lot, as does calling me "cupcake" and "narcest". Second, the error you think you see in my tomato argument was intentional. There are organic tomatoes, vine, cherry, plum etc just like there are seeking girls, casa gorls, massage girls, street girls etc.[/QUOTE]If you don't understand the difference of comparing apples and oranges I can't help you. You are now on ignore.

TalkYes, your are new here but your few posts have been very enjoyable and informative. Please keep it up.

Thanks for calling out the price control police who believe anyone venturing out of Santa Fe should be permanently banished to celibacy island. A lot of us venture here for quality (both looks and experience), and are willing to pay what we are comfortable with for it. Most people who prefer this type of quality are guaranteed disappointment in Santa Fe, and should be left to share their experiences in peace.

By the way, if the pics you posted was one of your exploits, you truly hit the jackpot, feel free to throw her number my way.

[QUOTE=LatinaLover#1;2762788]Best bet currently is at the cambio right next to the Baggage carousel last month I got 4800 when the official wes 4880. No fee, bring see notes if your from the USA.[/QUOTE]I was at this cambio this morning and their rate was 4700, while official rate today was 5067. So either they were running a promo previously or they have been flooded with too much dolares this month. Interestingly there were long lines of people waiting, so they may still be the game in town even at those rates.

[QUOTE=Kib123;2763999]I was at this cambio this morning and their rate was 4700, while official rate today was 5067. So either they were running a promo previously or they have been flooded with too much dolares this month. Interestingly there were long lines of people waiting, so they may still be the game in town even at those rates.[/QUOTE]If your exchange need isn't urgent I would head up north. Find Centro Comercial Unicentro. Just to the west, across the street is a small mall that is almost entirely money exchange places. You'll have 15-20 places to compare rates.

When I got into town on November 11th the rate was 805 and the baggage claim cambio was 4750. The next day I took some cash to a centro commercial and negotiated 820, while that days rate had dropped to 4764. Don't be afraid to shop around. Explore the city and negotiate with the cambios. The more you exchange in 100 dollar bills the better your rate will be. ATMs will typically give you yesterdays closing rate if you decline the ATMs banks rate.

[QUOTE=Kib123;2763999]I was at this cambio this morning and their rate was 4700, while official rate today was 5067. So either they were running a promo previously or they have been flooded with too much dolares this month. Interestingly there were long lines of people waiting, so they may still be the game in town even at those rates.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Eszpresszo;2763941]Climate control is not an issue here in Bogota.

Heat is completely unnecessary here in Bogota. I'm sitting here in my AirBnb, in a pair of jeans and shirtless. I'm perfectly comfortable. Heating is a non-issue. Non-existent problem solved. Accounts of cold rooms are likely to be fictitious.
[/QUOTE]At night, the temperature often gets into the low 40's F. The neighborhoods up on the hills get colder. How comfortable an apartment is will also depend on how well insulated it is and whether it gets morning sun exposure.

For us mongers, I recommend an electric blanket. There are inexpensive ones on Amazon. Chicas love it on chilly days.

My personal recommendation for Bogota accommodations is Area 97 in Chapinero (I booked through AirBnB because it was slightly cheaper than their site). It's your own apartment with a kitchen, has security with mandatory ID for visitors, and close to Parque 93. Everything is within walking distance: multiple banks with ATMs, a pharmacy, convenience stores, a grocery store, bars, and restaurants. They also provide a small personal heater that I kept running most of the time.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2764062]If your exchange need isn't urgent I would head up north. Find Centro Comercial Unicentro. Just to the west, across the street is a small mall that is almost entirely money exchange places. You'll have 15-20 places to compare rates.[/QUOTE]Fantastic intel señor jjbee! I've been patiently waiting for an informative post about competitive exchange houses outside the baggage carousel exchange place in the airport. Indeed, You are a legend and a sport fukker extraordinaire. Muchas gracias amigo.

[QUOTE=TalkYes;2763414]I've had my share of sessions with girls from photoprepagos and mileroticos over the last few weeks, doing some market research. Have had varying degrees of luck, but mostly bad. They all reply to your message with a wall of text containing various emojis and empty promises. They one thing they all offer is "trato de novia" which translates to "girlfriend treatment", which you would be forgiven for thinking is the same as what we call the girlfriend treatment in North America. Its not that however. You may think to ask the service provider (her manager pretending to be her) what she means by Trato de novia with the kissy emoji beside it. She may tell you it means kisses (which only adds confusion when kisses was already part of the list). More likely she won't reply at all. Worry not, I'm here to explain it. Trato de novia may include, but is not limited to the following:

Not every girl is like this but enough of them are that it ruins the platform by making it too. Much a risk to try new girls. Don't want to keep ranting, I'll save my final rant for when my trip is over.[/QUOTE]Good one! We've all been through these.

To improve your odds with photoprepagos and mileroticos, it is best to select the ones with reviews (more than 1 is better). On photoprepagos you add 'con experiencias' to search filter, on mileroticos I always search the listed phone against reviews on foroprepagos or similar review forums.