Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Sanuk327;1813483]Thanks for your input. Eden club responded to my email saying that it is open until 20:00 on 12/31 and closed on 1/1. Nataree and Lord do not have websites and email as I know. My question about bars on NY eve was not about sex but nice ambience for celebrations. Where to go for a midnight glass of champagne?[/QUOTE]I don't know where the fireworks are so that maybe important. Probably on Chao Praya river.

For somewhere near to Sukhumvit, I recommend the bar at Long Table on top of Column Hotel, Sukhumvit Soi 16. I liked it better than the State Tower. Classy and great views.

Visited Cupidy massage in entertainment plaza on 2 consecutive nights along with a friend. Line up was good at 8 pm. Two sets, the younger girls at 3000 bahts and older at 2500 bahts for 90 minutes session including bath and cleaning, soapy massage, sex and again a bath.

The sex was fully covered, no DFK felt very mechanical though the girls were good looking. A bottle of water cost around 80 and tip 500 bahts.

The girls were good looking and could converse in broken English but the service as usual depends on our luck.

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What was infuriating was some of us would take the bus or some other means of transportation to get there so as not to pay the taxi surcharge. But undoubtedly one of the shark taxi drivers hanging outside would then follow you in and claim he drove you there. An unpleasant argument would then ensue, and sometimes the customer won (and the taxi did not get his commission) and other times the tax driver would win (probably because the papa-san did not want to alienate taxi drivers given they brought in some customers).

It just wasn't fun to go through such nonsense. So now you know why I haven't been in the place for more than ten years. And I suspect you also now know why there are not so many reviews. It is basically set up as a tourist trap for unknowing tourists.
[/QUOTE]Adding to my earlier comments about Cupidity, I now remember and instance where I did use a bus to get there. I went inside but a taxi driver latched onto me and claimed to the Papa-san he drove me there. I took out the bus ticket, showed it to the Papa-san and he finally relented and came me the non-taxi-commission price. But if I recall correctly (it was years ago) it was not just a matter of showing him my bus ticket, but rather even after that pressing hard to get the taxi driver out of the transaction.

My few experiences with the girls back then were decent, e.g., no CBJ, but since they weren't the only game in town, after a few such taxi-scam experiences, I stopped frequenting the place.

[QUOTE=Sanuk327;1813483] Where to go for a midnight glass of champagne?[/QUOTE]BKK has some of the best rooftop bars and restaurants in my opinion. Pick any one, you won't be disappointed. My personal favorite is Lebua State Tower.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1813518]I don't know where the fireworks are so that maybe important. Probably on Chao Praya river.

For somewhere near to Sukhumvit, I recommend the bar at Long Table on top of Column Hotel, Sukhumvit Soi 16. I liked it better than the State Tower. Classy and great views.[/QUOTE]Do I need reservations in Long Table bar for NY eve? I will stay nearby.

[QUOTE=Sanuk327;1813707]Do I need reservations in Long Table bar for NY eve? I will stay nearby.[/QUOTE]Don't know the answer. You will have to check with the Column Hotel I guess. I suggest checking it out before NYE and see if you like it and likelihood of being packed.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1813757]Don't know the answer. You will have to check with the Column Hotel I guess. I suggest checking it out before NYE and see if you like it and likelihood of being packed.[/QUOTE]I already booked entry ticket for 1,000 baht including 1 drink.

My experiences with the massage parlors in Bangkok were hit or miss. I had a good time at Snow White, Addict, and a place called Orient Massage. And the soapy session at Nataree was also good. Bamboo, Mango, and Orchard were all dismal though. I'm talking ugly tutes to the point that I didn't even stay. I just turned around and walked out after seeing the "talent".

Actually, at Orchard the mamasan wouldn't let me have a direct look at the girls that had booty on duty. She kept insisting that I pick only from the book of obviously photo shopped photos. So I had a look and asked if a certain girl was there, and mamasan replied, "Holiday. " I could hear girls talking in the back, so I insisted once again that I be allowed to see them. And mamasan again insisted that I only pick from the book. Well, I wasn't going to spend another moment playing her stupid game, so I turned around and left.

I had a thought to just go back to Addict where I saw a ton a cuties, but at the same time I wanted to try something new. And that's how I ended up at Orient Massage. I never did make it to the famous Annie's or Tulip. I had planned to at least get to Annie's, but time just got away from me. Too many other places to go and things to do in Thailand!

[QUOTE=TheCane;1814127]My experiences with the massage parlors in Bangkok were hit or miss. I had a good time at Snow White, Addict, and a place called Orient Massage. And the soapy session at Nataree was also good. Bamboo, Mango, and Orchard were all dismal though. I'm talking ugly tutes to the point that I didn't even stay. I just turned around and walked out after seeing the "talent".

Actually, at Orchard the mamasan wouldn't let me have a direct look at the girls that had booty on duty. She kept insisting that I pick only from the book of obviously photo shopped photos. So I had a look and asked if a certain girl was there, and mamasan replied, "Holiday. " I could hear girls talking in the back, so I insisted once again that I be allowed to see them. And mamasan again insisted that I only pick from the book. Well, I wasn't going to spend another moment playing her stupid game, so I turned around and left.

I had a thought to just go back to Addict where I saw a ton a cuties, but at the same time I wanted to try something new. And that's how I ended up at Orient Massage. I never did make it to the famous Annie's or Tulip. I had planned to at least get to Annie's, but time just got away from me. Too many other places to go and things to do in Thailand![/QUOTE]Yeah Mango is a real shit show in terms of looks.

[QUOTE=TheCane;1814127]My experiences with the massage parlors in Bangkok were hit or miss. I had a good time at Snow White, Addict, and a place called Orient Massage. And the soapy session at Nataree was also good. Bamboo, Mango, and Orchard were all dismal though. I'm talking ugly tutes to the point that I didn't even stay. I just turned around and walked out after seeing the "talent".

Actually, at Orchard the mamasan wouldn't let me have a direct look at the girls that had booty on duty. She kept insisting that I pick only from the book of obviously photo shopped photos. So I had a look and asked if a certain girl was there, and mamasan replied, "Holiday. " I could hear girls talking in the back, so I insisted once again that I be allowed to see them. And mamasan again insisted that I only pick from the book. Well, I wasn't going to spend another moment playing her stupid game, so I turned around and left.
[/QUOTE]It's good if you give a short reminder of what your spec is. I must admit I forgot. Looks like booty is important? I have had more luck at Mango than SW recently but my spec maybe different, and just depends who is there at the time. I am looking for slim and fairly a natural looks mostly. Maybe a cute ass for me is not cute for you. Occasionally I make exceptions and take nose jobs or sillies if they look well done. Last visit to SW they no slim girls left at all. Can be just bad luck. Haven't had a stay visit at SW for a few months now, but not so many visits.

The abbreviation "tutes" puzzled me at first. However realised its very obvious in the end. Possibly never heard of it before. Maybe its common where you come from?

My preferred technique is to due a whirlwind tour visiting several MPs in succession till find a girl that appeals, and really not give up on shops too quickly unless they have failed to provide a pretty girl really consistently. It's better for me when there are several shops near each other. I like shops where girls sit outside as can survey the talent very quickly without wasting to much time. Addict has a lot of girls so always worth going inside, but EZ I am really lazy to go up the stairs unless I think they have something for me for sure. So ground floor line ups have an advantage. Haven't done an EZ girl for a long time, but saw a pretty one outside the other day.

When shops are not so close to each other, I take a motorbike between shops. Maybe I should get the motorbike driver to stay with me till I finally buy, to save time. LOL.

Often I am too lazy to go looking for something new, so just ring the shop to check if girl is there and arrive 10 to 15 minutes later. Booking to far in advance doesn't work well as shops often have little clue about the future. Even they tell you at 6 PM that the girl is not available till 10 PM, it usually turns out to be wrong information, and worth checking again, a bit later. I rarely use email to shops. Just don't know when they will answer and when they will know anything.

The only number I managed to get for Lollytas was the bosses mobile. One day rang and he had no clue about the girls as he was not at the shop. Clearly they don't want to take bookings. Strange business, strange rules and behaviours. In the end, I like one girl, so the rest doesn't matter. If she is not there, I just move on. Am I wrong, or this shop has no website?

I have been here getting close to 4 weeks now. Only one crap session for the entire time. So I think I am really lucky. All other girls gave good GFE, and skill levels varied. All had good pretty faces and at least good to excellent bodies. Just now have had 4 days off from Mongering. GF is on horny time of month. Offered me to give 5 rounds today. I am sure she is joking. Hopefully can take a raincheck on some of the rounds till tomorrow. Most beautiful girl for the time would be Paeng at CH who was extremely pretty, and slim hot, also enjoyable on the bed. Best ass would be my long time regular girl at Mercury. She might be too old and too skinny for some, but ass is perfection for me (not too small, not big, it's the shape).

[QUOTE=TheCane;1814127]My experiences with the massage parlors in Bangkok were hit or miss. I had a good time at Snow White, Addict, and a place called Orient Massage. And the soapy session at Nataree was also good. Bamboo, Mango, and Orchard were all dismal though. I'm talking ugly tutes to the point that I didn't even stay. I just turned around and walked out after seeing the "talent".

Actually, at Orchard the mamasan wouldn't let me have a direct look at the girls that had booty on duty. She kept insisting that I pick only from the book of obviously photo shopped photos. So I had a look and asked if a certain girl was there, and mamasan replied, "Holiday. " I could hear girls talking in the back, so I insisted once again that I be allowed to see them. And mamasan again insisted that I only pick from the book. Well, I wasn't going to spend another moment playing her stupid game, so I turned around and left.

I had a thought to just go back to Addict where I saw a ton a cuties, but at the same time I wanted to try something new. And that's how I ended up at Orient Massage. I never did make it to the famous Annie's or Tulip. I had planned to at least get to Annie's, but time just got away from me. Too many other places to go and things to do in Thailand![/QUOTE]Since the Orient is rarely reviewed, can you give a detailed write up of your experience there and who you chose that provided such good service?

What's the best time to visit Addict and those other massage joints?

[QUOTE=Breadman;1814816]What's the best time to visit Addict and those other massage joints?[/QUOTE]I like to go Oilies between 3:30 and 5 pm, to Soapies between 6:30 to 8 pm, and Go Go's starting at 8 pm to 9 pm. I have never done all three in one day, but I have hit two out of three, usually an afternoon oilie, then early dinner, followed up with a Go Go at night.

[QUOTE=Rodwint2;1814812]Since the Orient is rarely reviewed, can you give a detailed write up of your experience there and who you chose that provided such good service?[/QUOTE]Yeah, Orient is rarely reviewed. I don't know why since it's right there in the heart of it all with other more well-known parlors. Anyway, I stopped in there around 4 pm on a Saturday. Only 5 girls were presented. I was hoping that one of the ones "touting" outside would be available as she was the prettiest to me, but maybe that's why they had her outside to lure clients in. I ended up choosing "Yuki". She told me how old she was, but I don't recall now. Yuki was young, slim, cute and energetic, if a bit inexperienced. But, she was eager to please!

She gave a great massage and took a good, hard pounding. I would say that her massage skills were exceptional. A lot of time in these places you may not get a good massage from the girls since many of them aren't very good at it. But Yuki was good at it, including sucking my dick and tonguing my nuts! She also liked to suck my tits, which raises a question I have. I think every single Thai girl I was with sucked my tits! Every single one! Is this something about Thai girls any of you guys have noticed? From past mongering experiences, I know that Brazilian girls and Polish girls like to spend lots of time sucking my nuts. The Thai girls were into my chest with their mouths LOL (several also sucked my nuts)!

I thought the facilities at Orient were at the top end from among the many establishments I visited in Thailand (what a dump Nataree was). It looked like they had done a lot of work on the inside with lots of carpeting and stuff in the classic "Orient" red and gold color scheme. There was a bit of a strange smell in the main waiting area. Like paint or glue or something. But not enough to put me off. I liked Orient overall, and if you're in the neighborhood, I think it's certainly worth popping your head in there just to see what's on offer.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1814824]I like to go Oilies between 3:30 and 5 pm, to Soapies between 6:30 to 8 pm, and Go Go's starting at 8 pm to 9 pm. I have never done all three in one day, but I have hit two out of three, usually an afternoon oilie, then early dinner, followed up with a Go Go at night.[/QUOTE]If I'm off work and really in the mood then I'll go with an early morning BJ (around 10 am, BJ bars already open) that usually evolves into a buttfuck on the sofa. Afternoon or early evening I'd go with a nasty oily. Usually just an hour or 1:30 session. Finally, for the late night romp I'd call over a regular girl. I always go to sleep content with this method.