Dubai Reports

[QUOTE=Inblr01;1385668]Why do not you copy and paste all 263 postings done by me.[/QUOTE]Because the sample that I got in a couple of minutes was enough to kill any hopes of finding anything useful and your total lack of feedback after pestering several forums with your requests make clear what we can expect from you now. I am not really interested in your past achievements.

[QUOTE=Inblr01;1385668]It helps to fill space in Jackson Server space quickly[/QUOTE]Yes, that is essentially what your posts do.

[QUOTE=Inblr01;1385668]and get some hardware purchase bonus from some vendor as you will help him to sell more.[/QUOTE]I am more into the frugal engineering thing.

[QUOTE=Inblr01;1385668]You seems to be having all the free time and expert at useless bragging on things.[/QUOTE]Actually it takes a couple of minutes to a functioning adult to write such a post, the bragging part I do not get. That seems to be more your style, judging for the posts I read.

[QUOTE=Inblr01;1385668]People like you can not be monger for sure,[/QUOTE]\

If you say so.

[QUOTE=Inblr01;1385668]you seems to be technical writer with some company who prepares manuals. You can write well cooked stories and try to hit fame.[/QUOTE]Wow. You got me. The people who know me can confirm that. I am amazed at the powers of your logic.

[QUOTE=Inblr01;1385668]With you kind of guy already there at Dubai, no one was expecting good quality mongering anyway.[/QUOTE]Then why are you so keen on showing here as per your first post? You seem to be more persistent than consistent methinks.

[QUOTE=Inblr01;1385668]I never claimed that I am the best monger joining Dubai[/QUOTE]Finally we can agree on something here.

[QUOTE=Inblr01;1385668]I do not have time to go through all crap you write in 300+post,[/QUOTE]But you have time to write fact-free posts like this. Interesting, myself I try to collect some facts, but that is just me.

[QUOTE=Inblr01;1385668]There will be posts like you pulled out for me for sure.[/QUOTE]There will be pink unicorns orbiting around Saturn for sure.

[QUOTE=Inblr01;1385668]Try to get some fresh perspective about life and mongering. You are stale now.[/QUOTE]From you? Kind of hard because you are not so much into the contribution, you seem much more focused on asking for free (as in beer) advice and in getting people to go mongering with you. I will leave to some other people to build some hypotheses about that fixation.

[QUOTE=Inblr01;1385668]One can easily make out with your name itself what kind of person you are.[/QUOTE]If you are so accurate as in guessing my job this can be funny.

[QUOTE=Inblr01;1385668]Good luck to you.[/QUOTE]Good luck to me would be reducing the ratio of morons in the general population as they give me a bad allergy. It is a medical condition and is well documented by my past coworkers.

[QUOTE=Inblr01;1385668]I shall report to Jackson for racism if you continued baseless allegations on board.[/QUOTE]Shall you report please. But I honestly do not think that claiming that the Indian forums are rot is racist. You have the dubious honor of having a banner reminding them about banning for posting emails / phone numbers. And claiming that your posts are essentially a useless attempt at free-riding is far from fact-based.

[QUOTE=Inblr01;1385668]IRead the finer print on ISG membership and follow rules.[/QUOTE]As this fine gem shows. You are asking me to follow rules on a website that deals with sex outside marriage in a muslim country. Oh the irony.

I suggest you report me, or whatever you want to do. But do in a private message that I will gladly ignore.

We could also do something more classic, pistols at dawn or something like that. I must say that I find the whole thing of dueling for a hooker has a certain élan. But please lets do that in private message.

[QUOTE=MarkLebo; 1385045]I am motivated to write a post in favour of Jane Twain as I have actually visited her a few times and know her personally. Meanwhile you guys, never met her.

And only complain how expensive she is. You want all the girls to charge little or even free fuck lolz?

If someone is more expensive, you at once complain how horrible she is. All the guys who post here, most likely did not meet her in person because they do NOT want to pay her fees.

What do you know about her business? Where she is busy or not? You look in her agenda or something?

If a girl respects herself and does not sell herself cheap, you at once attack her. And besides she does not ask fortune, I know more expensive escorts then her.[/QUOTE]I met this Jane maybe a couple of years ago (if not more) , when she was quoting 1. 500 aed and living at an Aparthotel in Al Barsha.

After parked the car I was about to leave when she kept giving me instructions on how to go up to her apartment avoiding the Security that made me feel like a thief. Once in the apartment she was pretending to be friendly talking about things that only made her laugh. She is very proud of advertising that she is not Russian but Polish, like if being a Polish WG made her feel better than a Russian WG.

"Professionally". Nice BBJ, nice ass (at least at that time) and a bit saggy tits. Passive while making promises that the back side would have been available "next time". Very average and not worth the money. Needless to say I did not meet her again.

[QUOTE=Misha Rastov;1386061]I concur, has anyone looked at the Indian board? We don't want to sink that low.[/QUOTE]In my experience I have noted its mostly the reference to the sorry excuse of an information forum as found in the Indian board that seems to bring out some strong personal hurt feelings. If the cap fits I say! Nothing in this world is for free and that goes for information on this board as well. What irks me the most is the impunity and cheek of coming here and just asking for information. The manner in which it is asked is what dictates the tone of response. But then I guess all of this just goes swishing over the head of such "muppets".

Like your style Cons.

[QUOTE=Fat Prop; 1385549]Dropped by Ratsky's late last night.

And is it just me, or is the mens room attendant there ragingly gay?[/QUOTE]Haha, I thought as much though he may not be. I drop him a fiver every now and then on my visits and the look on his face really makes my day.

[QUOTE=Ejakulator79; 1384678]Dear Dubai Fellows,

Business lead me to Dubai and had a few hours to kill. So it was time for my AMP premiere in Dubai. So RTFF and the reports guided me roughly to Al Rigga area. I knew I had to do some field research but found a MP on the spot in the cheap hotels near to the cemetery. MP counter was a friendly (and super-gay) Fili guy who presented the massage options and went for 120AED for 45 min. I could choose between 3 ladies; 2 Chinese and 1 Fili. Took the Fili girl named Nadine since she was smiling and had a slim but curvy body.

Ejak[/QUOTE]Ended up in the same area with some time to kill waiting for a business to open after the break. Parked in the tiered parking right opposite the cemetary. On foot I checked out almost all of the hotels in that area but did not come across this place. I finally ended up at an old haunt near what used to be the maktoum hospital, the infamous mp on the 3rd floor of a shopping ctr. None of the filis were there and was shown 2 PRCs. Picked the plumper of the 2. During the massage she was playing around and indicated extras, however she asked for 200, I said 100 is all I have. She proceeded to give my back a body to body with her boobs, turned over started playing with junior and let me explore her regions as well. Her HJ was just so so and I was not impressed. I doubt I would return as it seems to have rundown since my last visit and I was not comfortable with the cleanliness of the place.

Ejak would appreciate a pointer (hotel name maybe?).

Dear Friend,

Of course my review is not fake. And I guess I was fair enough to think for a while and state not only the cons but all the pros I faced during my meeting with her.

BTW, if you are Jane Twain, then I hope you have already realized the fact that ISG is not the best place for finding and fooling a bunch of low-IQ young guys. I also hope that you take some time reconsidering my negative compliments and trying to improve your looks and manners.

Regards

[QUOTE=MarkLebo; 1384839]Hi,

This review seems to be fake and does NOT reflect real Jane.

I have met her on a few occasions in Dubai. She is a very attractive young lady. I admit she is not 20 anymore, but surely she looks 28 as stated on her profile.

Her attitude is positive. She seems to be cheerful and enjoys what she does.

She is slim but no anorexic. According to me, very good body.

Maybe you met her when she was too busy or simple not in the mood? My experiences with her have been fantastic and she is surely worth her price and even more!

If you are looking for high class companion in Dubai, she is the one to chose among all the cheap rubbish!

M.[/QUOTE]

Happy valentines folks. Will be loads of pussy hunting today I assume!

A friend of mine told me about this unusually negative conversation about myself.

It is sad to read exp. On this romantic day.

It looks like this forum becomes dedicated to myself only. What is the reason?

Dears, I am aware of so many fans of me and my blog, but till now I was not aware of that I have any haters. I am wondering what I have done to you.

But again, even President Obama and famous stars have haters and people who dislike them, so I guess I can not please everyone in the world!

At some point in my escort life, I will find people who like to make my life sad despite that most of the gentlemen (true gentlemen) are my lovers.

I never charged as low as 1500aed for an hour!

My pricing since I started being an escort always and that is I mean always has been 2500 and 3000 incall and outcall for first hour. This is it. I know myself.

And I know what I have been charging. I stick with my donations and this is IT.

I also never stayed in Al Barsha.

I am sure you have me confused with some other girl or you are a guy who likes to play it bad on high class ladies because you can not afford them.

Maybe I rejected you at some point? Or did not want to meet you?

I am very selective with men I decide to meet.

"maybe a couple of years ago (if not more) , when she was quoting 1. 500 aed and living at an Aparthotel in Al Barsha"

This is impossible!

Why?

I never place exact dates of my travel on Facebook or anywhere else because of security reasons exp. If I am traveling to Doha.

I also never flash around my passport when traveling, in fact It is impossible to tell It is Polish as I have it in cover! Do you know which airline I use?

Would we end up exactly traveling at the same time, day and airline? Almost impossible? And how did you know I am Polish? As I mentioned I do not flash my passport around.

How can you actually compare "just posture" of photos on the internet with my look at the airport? Photos are with high heels and sexy lingerie, during my travels I wear jeans and sweaters with flat shoes. It is impossible to guess!

How can you be so sure? There is so little chance that we meet at the airport! Think about it.

And if It was actually me, why did not you stop and start chatting with me?

I am of an opinion that you are another "hater" who likes to express his desire to get to me for free meanwhile with my rejection, you have no chance.

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"Your last sentence "I know more expensive escorts then her" leaves no doubt in my mind that you are actually Jane Twain yourself. Interestingly enough, Jane Twain regularly and repeatedly makes the grammatical mistake of choosing the word "then" instead of "than" at her Blog while comparing things.

For the benefit of other fellow mongers, I am very sure that I have actually seen her at Doha airport few weeks back. I was in the queue and a lady holding a Polish passport was in front of me. The date of this encounter exactly coincided with her travel announcement on her FB page. Since very few Polish ladies travel to Doha, there is every possibility that the lady in front of me was actually Jane Twain (not her official / real name). That lady looked very similar in structure to the photos Jane Twain had posted on her blog / FB page (Jane Twain posts photos without her full face).

So true. I think this has already been discussed before.

Asking for information if you do not have a certain track record is most likely going to be met with hostility, but here are some simple rules.

-One liners "Great report. Pass me her digits" will not work. Mostly because collecting information is not cheap, neither in time nor money. You should at least show a modicum of respect for people's efforts. Going out and checking 3-4 places takes several hours and can run into a few hundred dirhams even if you do not take a girl. That is the cheap end, check MoThePro reports to get an idea of how things go on the higher end.

-Adding "Hi Bro / Friend" will not work either becuase I am not your brother as my parents wisely decided that bringing someone else like me would not be a good idea and neither I am your friend. I have very few friends, I happen to know them well enough.

-If this is your first report it is unlikely anyone will bother sharing contacts. I have done in the past with a few people, but they asked in the right way. And that way is the one that convinces me that I will not be embarrassed because of you in front of a girl I meet often. Yes, good providers are harder to find than you think and I tend to be very protective, so are other posters.

-Claiming that you are "busy", reads like "my time is more important than yours *****, lets get me what I want now". You may be surprised that people tell you go to hell.

-Ditto for "in a hurry", it simply translates into "I am a poor planner" at best. On a good day.

-Calling me an idiot when you want something from me will not work either. I think that is self-explanatory but some people seem to have problems grasping it. Maybe some lack of vitamins or micronutrients during pregnancy? I dunno, I am not a doctor.

-I have been in Dubai for 7 years, and I am not necessarily as dumb as you think I am. When you start bragging about how clueless the guys here are and how all hotels are green for you because of how smart you are and your attitude will only make me think you are even dumber. Hint for newcomers, shit in Dubai can happen incredibly fast, you will most likely not see it coming. And once it happens it is very hard to get out of it unless you have massive amounts of wasta. Be careful and keep a low profile. Have fun but be aware of the consequences of any misstep (fine, jail and deportation) Mixing alcohol and girls is asking for problems in my opinion. Some people I know have been quite successful during many years. The ones who were not, you do not hear from them. It is called survivor bias.

-And finally we go to yesterday's example. A long post to, essentially, request what some people can do in one line. And hundreds of posts to give little more than some first posters. I take that as an attempt to bullshit me because I am not as smart as the poster. And I think that is the thinking "I will put so many words to make it look like I am an amazing guy and then ask what I want". It obviously did not work. It seldom does.

Are first posters doomed? Not at all. But asking what has been detailed several times is kind of pointless and will elicit a hostile reaction. And posting that you could not find anything of interest is also relevant. Even asking people to meet you if you are uncomfortable. It is about how you ask.

Thanks for the compliment. I hope 11Bravo will show up again, but he probably finds worthless to spend time in this forum.

[QUOTE=Snow1998; 1386076]In my experience I have noted its mostly the reference to the sorry excuse of an information forum as found in the Indian board that seems to bring out some strong personal hurt feelings. If the cap fits I say! Nothing in this world is for free and that goes for information on this board as well. What irks me the most is the impunity and cheek of coming here and just asking for information. The manner in which it is asked is what dictates the tone of response. But then I guess all of this just goes swishing over the head of such "muppets".

Like your style Cons.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Member #1263;1386276]Happy valentines folks. Will be loads of pussy hunting today I assume![/QUOTE]Not so sure, I would assume many BBCs will be back home celebrating Chinese New Year.

But I like your romanticism nevertheless.

[QUOTE=Khundig;1372338]Next time you let me know when you are in Barsha and I will send you the details of a place where you get everything you need.[/QUOTE]I'll be visiting Dubai for a week and will be staying at Barsha. I'm looking at MPs with good fun factor on offer. HJ, BBJ, or more. Please share if you can.

[QUOTE=Claxton; 1386070]I met this Jane maybe a couple of years ago (if not more) , when she was quoting 1. 500 aed and living at an Aparthotel in Al Barsha.

After parked the car I was about to leave when she kept giving me instructions on how to go up to her apartment avoiding the Security that made me feel like a thief. Once in the apartment she was pretending to be friendly talking about things that only made her laugh. She is very proud of advertising that she is not Russian but Polish, like if being a Polish WG made her feel better than a Russian WG.

"Professionally". Nice BBJ, nice ass (at least at that time) and a bit saggy tits. Passive while making promises that the back side would have been available "next time". Very average and not worth the money. Needless to say I did not meet her again.[/QUOTE]I know Jane personally and she isn't Russsian nor is she Polish but then it really is none of your business where she is from she is there to make you feel better about yourself. Nothing else. My mama told me if you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all. What part of that is Russian or Polish to you.

Hello guys, this is my first post on the board.

I keep folowing these boards for some time but didn't post untill now, in my defence: it's not that I didn't want but because I couldn't (more on this later).

I really want to be able to send PM's in the quickest time but I want to do it with good posts. Hopefully you guys won't mind if I make the reports for girls in separate posts.

Before I write about my experiences in the UAE I want to write a couple of helpful posts but I am not sure in which boards I should put them because they are of general interest and can help people from UAE but also from other places. Please help me out by telling me where these posts should be better written:

- post about being able to browse and login to ISG frome absolutely anywhere in the world, actually it will help you browse any restricted site not only ISG.

- post regarding why some guys are able to see ISG from UAE on their mobile phones and some can't (and of course the way to make everybody be able to browse from their phones while in the UAE). This will work for other countries with restrictions as well.

- making an easy map of "nice places in UAE", interactive and updatable, not just an image. Of course with the possibility to only share it to proven users.

Waiting for your answers and hopefully I didn't bore you guys too much.