Bogota Reports

[QUOTE=Nirec;2777345]Steer clear of this agency its a scam, [URL]lasnenasbogota.com[/URL]. The girl that showed up was +50 lbs heavier than the photo suggests. She was also nearly 2 hours late to show and didn't speak any English.

I don't know how to handle this specific situation. Would I just leave and tell her she is stupid for lying about her photos or just leave without saying anything?

The love motel we were at is Motel Temptation. I can't recommend this place it is awful, nobody speaks English[/QUOTE]Hardly anyone in Colombia speaks English, even at high end hotels. So it is unreasonable to expect escorts and love motel employees to speak English. It is a Spanish speaking country.

I have never heard of these agencies, that's good one turned out to be legit. I recommend sticking with lacelestina and eroticasbogota, at least during your first few months in the city.

I agree that Motel Temptation is horrible. When I was there, the power kept flicking on and off like a horror movie. It's worth spending the extra money for Secret Motel or Jardin Real.

[QUOTE=Nirec;2777345]Steer clear of this agency its a scam, [URL]lasnenasbogota.com[/URL]. The girl that showed up was +50 lbs heavier than the photo suggests. She was also nearly 2 hours late to show and didn't speak any English. When she knocked on the door at the motel, I was already ready to go and had some beer in me so we went at it. She did not have good hygiene and had a bit of an unpleasant smell down there, which is why I am not a fan of heavier girls. The few heavier girls that I have been with all have this similar odor that is appalling to me. I'm almost certain its something pheromone related that turns me off. She was not clean shaven, however, I've been with girls that are not shaven and they do not have this smell. In hindsight, I should of just left as soon as she arrived, because I cannot stand the heavier set girls since I cannot put them in reverse cowgirl for fear of breaking my.

I don't know how to handle this specific situation. Would I just leave and tell her she is stupid for lying about her photos or just leave without saying anything?

The love motel we were at is Motel Temptation. I can't recommend this place it is awful, nobody speaks English, and their WiFi does not connect out to the internet. I carry two phones with me and both connected to wifi, but did not get internet. The chica also said the receptionist was giving her crap when she got there.

I can recommend this agency though, [URL]modelosalacarta.com[/URL]. I got two smoke shows, showed up in person like the photos showed. Both were absolutely amazing and we did it in all positions and they were with me an hour and a half instead of the stated hour. It's a bit on the higher end expensive side, but I believe it was worth it. I should of repeated with this agency instead of trying a different one.[/QUOTE]Good report. But I would suggest that you should not really expect any English in your dealings with local agencies and chicas. Not sure why you would expect English. Especially in a local motel or from a local chica or a local escort agency. So stick to ones that advertise that they operate in English. You may find a few chicas that also advertise English. They will expect more money probably, but might improve your experience.

[QUOTE=Ukman57;2777447]Having checked the prices at the agency you recommend leads me to believe you have more money then sense.[/QUOTE]I mentioned that this is a bit more expensive. You may not appreciate the high end indulgences from time to time, but I do. Some people are not completely dedicated to the hobby as much as others. I simply don't have the amount of free time to completely research everything so this is what I went with, then shared the experience with this community so they know what to expect. Your comment doesn't provide any value and suggests a self loathing insecurity. It's beyond me why you have disdain towards someone who took one for the team. Maybe strive for higher achievements in life so you have the money to play. I now have suggestions for next time I'm in town.

Quick question but is there generally a month (apart from Christmas & New Years) where the talent is significantly down in SF? I have a potential opportunity to get down there again towards the end of January or end of February. Wasn't sure if anyone had noticed a decline due to school holidays (girls with kids that may not be with grandparents, etc), vacations or religious holidays / festivals or if that's even a thing there?

[QUOTE=Nirec;2777345]Steer clear of this agency its a scam, [URL]lasnenasbogota.com[/URL]. The girl that showed up was +50 lbs heavier than the photo suggests. She was also nearly 2 hours late to show and didn't speak any English. When she knocked on the door at the motel, I was already ready to go and had some beer in me so we went at it. She did not have good hygiene and had a bit of an unpleasant smell down there, which is why I am not a fan of heavier girls. The few heavier girls that I have been with all have this similar odor that is appalling to me. I'm almost certain its something pheromone related that turns me off. She was not clean shaven, however, I've been with girls that are not shaven and they do not have this smell. In hindsight, I should of just left as soon as she arrived, because I cannot stand the heavier set girls since I cannot put them in reverse cowgirl for fear of breaking my.

I don't know how to handle this specific situation. Would I just leave and tell her she is stupid for lying about her photos or just leave without saying anything?

The love motel we were at is Motel Temptation. I can't recommend this place it is awful, nobody speaks English, and their WiFi does not connect out to the internet. I carry two phones with me and both connected to wifi, but did not get internet. The chica also said the receptionist was giving her crap when she got there.

I can recommend this agency though, [URL]modelosalacarta.com[/URL]. I got two smoke shows, showed up in person like the photos showed. Both were absolutely amazing and we did it in all positions and they were with me an hour and a half instead of the stated hour. It's a bit on the higher end expensive side, but I believe it was worth it. I should of repeated with this agency instead of trying a different one.[/QUOTE]Who did you see and are the prices in USD?

I believe you're confusing the dollar sign with meaning that the price is in dollars. I'm fairly certain it's in pesos. Prices aren't terrible if he got the girls from the pictures and had incredible service. If you weren't confused and you did know that the prices are in pesos, why price shame? He found happiness and spent his money the way he wanted to.

[QUOTE=Ukman57;2777447]Having checked the prices at the agency you recommend leads me to believe you have more money then sense.[/QUOTE]

Expect any holiday that has the banks closed to also have about half the brothels closed. There are always girls on the streets in Santa Fe regardless of the holiday. The question only remains, how many girls, and will any of them inspire me to fuck. Don't worry about planning your trip around any specific holiday unless you're limited to 2-3 days in the city and you can't stand having one of those days with closed brothels or quiet Santa Fe streets. With that being said, Sundays are typically slower here too, similar to a bank holiday where half the brothels don't open on Sundays.

[QUOTE=DaVinci40;2777519]Quick question but is there generally a month (apart from Christmas & New Years) where the talent is significantly down in SF? I have a potential opportunity to get down there again towards the end of January or end of February. Wasn't sure if anyone had noticed a decline due to school holidays (girls with kids that may not be with grandparents, etc), vacations or religious holidays / festivals or if that's even a thing there?[/QUOTE]

I just landed in Bogota and I realized that the national holiday of epiphany will be celebrated on Monday 1/9. From what I understand, many businesses will be closed to recognize the holiday. My question: Will there be normal action in Santa Fe or will it be mellow in accordance to the national holiday? Will the bars and clubs be open? And more importantly, will the chicas be on the prowl? I'm not really familiar with this holiday but I've read it is widely celebrated in a few countries around the world with Colombia being one of them. Any insider info from the folks who are in the know would be greatly appreciated?

[QUOTE=JackEnBogo;2777449]Hardly anyone in Colombia speaks English, even at high end hotels. [/QUOTE]No offence, but this is so not true these days.

[QUOTE=OJeito;2777674]I just landed in Bogota and I realized that the national holiday of epiphany will be celebrated on Monday 1/9. From what I understand, many businesses will be closed to recognize the holiday. My question: Will there be normal action in Santa Fe or will it be mellow in accordance to the national holiday? Will the bars and clubs be open? And more importantly, will the chicas be on the prowl? I'm not really familiar with this holiday but I've read it is widely celebrated in a few countries around the world with Colombia being one of them. Any insider info from the folks who are in the know would be greatly appreciated?[/QUOTE]The Monday holidays and Mondays are always going to be slower-- I think at least some of the clubs should be open, daytime places too-- But slower There will be SGs.

I suggest to find some girls you like today and tomorrow for a Monday date.

Here is a list of all festivos for 2023.

[URL]https://publicholidays.co/es/2023-dates/[/URL]

[QUOTE=HumbleHal;2777432]I once got BBFS there. But the rooms are very small and the table takes up most of the room. And the girls are cramped into one small hallway so they all creep on you before you get to the end room.[/QUOTE]Well done that man! What that offered, or did she just like you?

Yeah, not a fan of the tiny tables, but I've had some fun on those.

Are there any upscale massage places in Bogota with real beds and showers in the room, like in Asia?

[QUOTE=HumbleHal;2777432]I once got BBFS there. But the rooms are very small and the table takes up most of the room. And the girls are cramped into one small hallway so they all creep on you before you get to the end room.[/QUOTE]

Divas Spa in central chapinero and most of the spas north of 72 and south of 100.

[QUOTE=Globalnomad5;2777872]Are there any upscale massage places in Bogota with real beds and showers in the room, like in Asia?[/QUOTE]

Hello Friends,

This report is from my first visit to Bogota which was from November 23rd till November 28th of 2022.

Drive to the Ibis hotel from el Dorado takes no more than 15 min.

Around 2 am Woodman met me in the hotel lobby and we went to Santa Fe. He said we shouldn't expect much action because it's late. Well, whatever we went. It wasn't bad, it was actually pretty nice and girls were cute. It was my first time so I had no comparison.

We visited troya, venus, paisas and other one I don't remember. We spent some time walking around, getting quotes and enjoying the night.

Then we took 2 girls to the coffee place and right after I continued with one of them at my hotel.

Next night I met with Woodman again and I had full Sant Fe tour which is recommended to someone who visits this place for the first time. It just saved me lot of time and I didn't have to grind through the place by myself. It was much busier and more options to choose from. Lots of girls and hard to walk straight without stooping to say "WOW". Seriously I haven't seen in Medellin so many girls in one area. Besides, Santa Fe at night made me feel less prone to be spotted by some asshole youtuber with hidden camera.

For the remaining time I would go there every night. And twice during the day.

Girls go for around 50 k-75 k for 25 min. Room should be included in the price.

In the night clubs they will jump on you to offer you drinks, but you can drink one beer whole night if you want to.

Next to the hotel tequandana is exchange place, they don't ask for passport and have relatively good exchange rate.

The weather is like it's about to rain until it rains.

On the streets, the girls are beautiful, I think there is some influence of metal music in the way some of them dress. I still have pictures in my head of some beautiful girls I saw there on Carrera 7.

Personal heater was great idea and it's very recommended, so is umbrella.

Hotel Ibis is girl friendly, first girl I walked in with maybe around 4-5 am, the receptionist didn't even care. Second was during the day, nobody cares. The hotel itself is clean, water is hot and 10th floor room had nice view.

So Bogota: I'm glad I did it and finally went there. At first, I wasn't sure if I would like it but now, I'm kinda fascinated. Medellin on the other hand, I have many good memories and met many people and did some crazy stuff but I guess this chapter is closed for me for now.

I've read many past trip reports of guys who dislike the ST hotels of Santa Fe because of the dreaded knock on the door that always seems to happen way too soon. For 30 k you can occupy most rooms for 1 hour before the "knock" comes. 80 k-100 k for the chica on top of that and you've got yourself an extended ST. Something to consider.