Another disappointing Thursday night. Kind of.
Yesterday night I was really in the mood, so after thinking if I should order some pizza I decided to check some of the usual places of high culture in Bur Dubai.
I reached Panorama at 2230 after a mildly annoying car drive (mildly stinking, mildly poor driven, middy annoying attempts at conversation) not really bad as taxi goes in Dubai but enough to damage my mood a little. In a crowded Panorama I got immediately tagged by a Chinese girl even as I followed the security guy to keep my change. An ethiopian waitress felt my discomfort and heroically put her body between the Chinese girl and yours truly while stating the obvious "I work here". First surprise of the night, she remembered what I order even if I only visit every 4-6 weeks. I was amazed. Amazed at how cheap people have become here when a 5 dhms tip gets you remembered so fondly for so long.
Second surprise, the stench. Many of the guys there needed a shower. Literally. I pity the girls exchanging body fluids with them, just breathing there made me feel dirty. So I quickly took a glance (two thirds male population I think, maybe two third females from the dark continent, Asian representatives not top model quality to put it nicely, as Jane's mama would prefer)
The annoying Chinese girl kept tracking me even after I told her to give me some space, so I become more direct. She was seemingly shocked, her hurt puppy face showed incredulity "How can he be so rude to me?" (Answer, you are ugly and you are annoying)
I went out quickly and headed to York, there is a queue (male) with essentially the same crowd I had just left at Panorama. I decided that my exposure to biohazards was enough for the night and skipped the place. Next stop Seaview. 100 dhsm. 2 drinks.
There we have a more balanced mix of male / female. Strong African presence, Filipinas matching their numbers (at least the headcount, because in any other numbers the Africans won hands down) and a paltry Middle Kingdom Embassy. Probably at home celebrating Chinese New Year and spending the money you, loyal another forum forum readers, spent on them on lavish gift for their families. Taxpayer dollars at work!
So, I see a bunch of incredibly hot sexy African girls. A number of not so hot and sexy Filis, and a few Chinese, that can not compete with the Ebony goddesses of sexuality.
And then at 11:15 the miracle happens, band starts playing Hotel California and a (British?) bald guy on a green sweater starts arguing with another asian looking guy about having touched his balls (billiard or pool, depending which side of the pond you come from) then suddenly we have security guys coming while the green fellow appeals to the manager to right the wrongs. More security, more Hotel California, now another (British) guy this one in red, and with hair and some tattoos start yelling about beating the crap out of the green guy. Security gets in between. Red one asking to go outside, security pulling the green one inside (or maybe protecting him from the Red Threat, who knows) , girls moving against the wall, Hotel California playing. I am all happy thinking what could be nicer than have a deadly fight with this song playing. My hopes are dished. Red one exits, green one calms down. Things go back to normal.
Instead of a billiard sticks duel we have a guitar one. Things back to boring normality.
And I keep looking for something that excites my imagination. And I keep thinking, why these incredibly sexy black girls who dance like hell, with bodies that fill you with lust behave such pathetic starfishes once you reach the room? Why are we wasting our money in stupid stuff like CERN or medical research when we can not answer such simple questions about life?
So, more annoyed with myself, I keep ordering my sparkling water. The Fili waitresses are unable to open any of the slippery bottles but they are incredibly happy to receive a tip. I have noticed something else, many of the girls working there track my transactions. And they register the fact that I tip the waitress as they try to establish contact. Some people may claim that they think I am a chump, I think that they see this as signaling that I may be a "good guy" (ie one that will not turn out to be a bastard in the room) I think these girls have very high situational awareness.
So by now I am feeling more and more annoyed (with myself, mostly) as I can not find anything I fancy and I decide to call it a night. In the taxi I first tell to go to Ratsky but then I decide to go home. While diriving I finally have an epiphany. I can not choose because of the racial mix! I know African providers are very likely to be quite lousy in terms of performance, but when looking at the Fili / Chinese representatives, they can not hold a candle to the African girl bodies. That is what is blocking me. I am not sure if someone else has experience that agonizing fight between the big head (delayed gratification, good performance, go Asia go!) and the small one who lusts for the shapely African bodies. This never happened before, but it is happening more and more now. I think the Asian quality has gone down in the triangle of fun, CIS are scarcer, and honestly the Africans are better looking.
So now I understand what is going on and decide to give a call to Yeni (ti is midnight by now) she agrees to meet me (I still have her Christmas gift at home, a Body shop set, cranberry)
She asks me for time to prepare herself. After 2 hours she arrives dressing in a very nice and sexy set, and to be honest, in an incredibly horny mood. We have a great session, she has some incredibly noisy orgasms and I ask her to go because I am really tired.
I no longer discuss menu / price as I think she has moved into a segmented approach. Sylvan who knows her well thinks the same.
I would really like to find some new keepers but they need to have at least the potential to be better than the ones I currently have, and sadly I do not seem to be able to find that in my old hunting grounds. I think I may need to explore Premiere / Kubu, times have certainly changed in Dubai. Maybe people who were not here before 2008 still find it a great mongering place, but the losses of Cyclone first and Seaview have hit hard.
Having said that Yeni confirmed that business seems to be better, so maybe the recovery is not just PR bullshit. Maybe we will get fresh, starry-eyed young, pretty girls. Maybe there is hope for old farts like me. Time will tell.
BTW not sure if I mentioned this, from my previous visit to Seaview, a Nigerian girl, Jennifer, whom I took 3-4 times maybe years ago recognized me. I was shocked, no "Hi baby" but my name, details of my place. I was shocked. She was not bad, but Africans at their best are roughly average Fili / Chinese / CIS. Good girl, when I met her she was quite new. I also took her out for dinner (nothing fancy) but she was coming in and I did not want to cook so I told her we would first go to a place in Marina for dinner. She came (no mocking intention) with what I think would be her church clothes and was incredibly happy to have a break in the routine. I guess she reminds me because of that break.
