Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[QUOTE=MutantChicken;2552986]These posts of his reminds me of the scams ghetto crack working girl single moms would perpetrate using vouchers and food stamps to game the system. Here is a idea how about doing something as simple as living by your own strength and labour rather than collecting daddies stipend, if you want to impress us. Its equally hilarious to equate his 100 baht food scams to the scams run by MNC to validate his edgy success.[/QUOTE]Cheap Charlie? Smart and Savvy? Or Smooth Criminal? What about Robin Hood?

The Paw has been called names here before but I'm guessing this is the first time he has been compared to a ghetto crack working girl. Bet he laughed his ass off with that one. But Robin Hood may be more fitting. He is one of few Pattaya posters talking about girls and posting pictures as well. He talks about relevant non-monger activities as well IE ATMs. And remember his donations of time and gifts to local orphanages. I have a tremendous respect for that. As to his remarks that many find off the wall, you have to take the bad with the good. Just like you have to take Robin Hood who did bad things to help the good people. And don't forget the ignore button if you so choose.

[QUOTE=Allover;2553241]Cheap Charlie? Smart and Savvy? Or Smooth Criminal? What about Robin Hood?

The Paw has been called names here before but I'm guessing this is the first time he has been compared to a ghetto crack working girl. Bet he laughed his ass off with that one. But Robin Hood may be more fitting. He is one of few Pattaya posters talking about girls and posting pictures as well. He talks about relevant non-monger activities as well IE ATMs. And remember his donations of time and gifts to local orphanages. I have a tremendous respect for that. As to his remarks that many find off the wall, you have to take the bad with the good. Just like you have to take Robin Hood who did bad things to help the good people. And don't forget the ignore button if you so choose.[/QUOTE]His photos are so bad it looks as if he is taking them on the Sly. Without the girls permission.

[QUOTE=Allover;2553241]The Paw has been called names here before but I'm guessing this is the first time he has been compared to a ghetto crack working girl. He is one of few Pattaya posters talking about girls and posting pictures as well. He talks about relevant non-monger activities as well IE ATMs. And remember his donations of time and gifts to local orphanages.[/QUOTE]Funny the people that criticize have posted no reports or pictures and the people that actually know him have nothing bad to say about him. But I guess that is just how the internet works.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2553252]Funny the people that criticize have posted no reports or pictures and the people that actually know him have nothing bad to say about him. But I guess that is just how the internet works.[/QUOTE]I don't think guys who know MP would say anything bad about him. Why create Enemies.

This is where Mother says just bite your tongue-its in your best interests.

His online persona is just Cringe.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2553252]Funny the people that criticize have posted no reports or pictures and the people that actually know him have nothing bad to say about him. But I guess that is just how the internet works.[/QUOTE]Absolutely agree. Guys need to weed out who is credible and who is not on here. Lots of very active handles on here pretending they know stuff when they haven't even been to Thailand or made a 1 week visit years ago.

There should be a private section on this forum where only members who have met in person can access. Members also need to be present in Bangkok or Pattaya and active in the scene (ie. able to write current bar and girl reviews).

[QUOTE=Danny Duck;2553263]I don't think guys who know MP would say anything bad about him. Why create Enemies.[/QUOTE]

You clearly don't know me then!

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2553360]Absolutely agree. Guys need to weed out who is credible and who is not on here. Lots of very active handles on here pretending they know stuff when they haven't even been to Thailand or made a 1 week visit years ago.

There should be a private section on this forum where only members who have met in person can access. Members also need to be present in Bangkok or Pattaya and active in the scene (ie. able to write current bar and girl reviews).[/QUOTE]Weren't you one of those MP singled out as not being disappointed by his presence.

Can you confirm you were in Awe of his Majestic-ness.

You have to hand it to the MP from Pattaya, he knows which buttons to push to get a reaction. He follows Oscar Wilde's maxim that "there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about and that is not being talked about". Of course some his tales are no more than Walter Mitty flights of fancy intended merely to excite a reaction. That said on the plus side he has a relatively simplistic literary style and he does not react to the negative posts some of which are truly beyond the pale. He enjoys the notoriety along with his cohort of followers and in at least one obvious instance his alter ego. All in all I personally find his posts adolescently amusing and even sometimes informative and I have no doubt having another member talking about him will warm the cockles of his little heart.

[QUOTE=DannyDuck;2549926]So I've been following that Korean boys livestream. He has 2 girls with him, pretty sure like100%paid.

Lots of eating and drinking.

Looks like he makes a lot of money, lots of paid subs. And quite a few donated money during Livestream.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DannyDuck;2548676]So I keep watching that Korean boy vid over and over again. Something's just not kosher...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DannyDuck;2547938]Next stop- his livestream s.

You won't be disappointed.

Way better than that Chalao'd video.

Trust me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DannyDuck;2546752]If you all missing Thailand. May I recommend a Korea guy's you tube channel.

He actually interacts with Pretty Thai girls.

He just did a livestream from somewhere in Thailand....[/QUOTE]So correct me if I am wrong. You are not in Thailand. Have no reviews of girls or venues.

1. Spend all day watching some Korean guy who is.

2. Spend all night watching Miss Jira in Thailand videos.

3. Whatever remaining time in between, occupy with the Facebooks of Rainbow girls.

And from your armchair in your living room, you make comments about the others who post reports and pictures? I think you already got checkmated when I posted pretty clear photos (and some not so clear) and the LINE of that girl you adored so much from your" Korean guy. " Nice try, but carry on.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2551704]SNIP...Onwards ho to Slice Pizza nearby! 125 baht for a Bacon Supreme 9 inch (hold the bacon). Buy 1 get 1 Free. Plus 60 baht off voucher So 2 Bacon Supreme 9 inch pizza minus the bacon (my choice) came out to 65 baht for both.

And yes, the Slice Pizza staff looked at me funny, as if I just robbed them when I picked up my order. Here comes the kicker. They must have not been able to read English too well and kept the bacon on. I just carried it away, took a photo, picked off the bacon, fed it to some soi dogs, and ate my pizzas while relaxing on the beach sidewalk. I was munching away and staring at all the sweaty people exercising up, down, up, down. When Monkeypaw was done, satisfied, and full, I made a quick complaint to customer service on the food app about how I was Muslim and had to give away the pizzas because of the bacon. Eventually, the Paw got a 100 baht refund. So the pizzas were free, plus I made a positive 35 baht. What a lucky day! Cheap Charlie? Smart and Savvy? Or Smooth Criminal? ...SNIP [/QUOTE]Who said what, I'll leave it blind. But trails can easily be followed. And before I signed up for ISG many moons ago, I lurked. And lurking was free, plus you didn't have to log on but still can read all the posts from everyone. But I guess it's Rocket Science to some.

1. "Really? Is stealing food from restaurants at the time they're barely scraping by something to brag about? I thought this was a monger forum, not a petty thief forum.

Being cheap is fine, I'm frugal too. Stealing is not. As an aside, is this the same psycho who was at one point bragging about offering girls tens of thousands of baht to do stuff they'd rather not do, and said they wouldn't do? I recall something along those lines. Apologize to mr. Petty Thief if that was someone else. ".

Monkeypaw says: Food Panda has a $4 billion dollar valuation. You order from the app, you do not have any contact with the restaurant whatsoever, if there is a problem with the food or delivery. Food Panda gave the refund, not the restaurant. However, Slice Pizza charges 125 baht for the same pizza for dine in or walk in and pick up. So who is ripping off who? By me sharing this offer of buy 1 get 1 free plus 60 baht off, even on a mongering site, it is pretty helpful to those who are in Pattaya. Which is apparently not you. Why am I explaining this to you when you are obviously clueless to how food delivery apps work, I dunno?

2. "he gave the bacon to the dogs and ate the pizza but lied that he was a Muslim and had to give away the pizzas because they had been contaminated by the bacon and thus couldn't eat them. They got the order wrong but he cheated them out of the 100 baht since he ate the pizzas."

Monkeypaw says: Where did you read that I said I lied? I wrote, "I made a quick complaint to customer service on the food app about how I was Muslim and had to give away the pizzas because of the bacon". Are you saying that you know who exactly gets to be Muslim and who doesn't? Enlighten me please on who gets to say they are Muslim, Christian, Catholic, Buddhist, or whatever religion that tickets their fancy versus who is "lying". I've known people who say they are Muslims in the USA that eat pork. I know hookers in Angeles City that fuck 3 or 4 men a night and say they are Catholics. I don't tell that they are lying, because who am I to judge? The word "Islam" translates into "submit to God. " The closest thing to that is "like God. " And the closest thing to "like God" is the Archangel Michael. Did you one of his domain is "food" and other is "knowledge?" Sure is neat how there is Mike's Shopping Mall, 2 Mike's Hotel, Mike's Orchid Resort, Mike's Garden Resort, Mike's Taxi, Mike's Mexican Restaurant, and a Mike's Car Gallery, all in Pattaya. Oh yeah, by the way, guess who is also here with the favorite color blue. And I did give away the bacon, outer crust and even a few slices to the Soi dogs.

3. "he ate the pizza and lied that he gave it away. That's a scumbag move to cheat a restaurant after paying $2 for two 9 in pizzas. And yes, I call it cheating because he actually ate the pizzas. Then calls himself a smooth criminal! I don't care how much pussy you're getting. If your idea of smooth is to cheat a restaurant out of $2 after eating your fill, you do not sound like a person I'd enjoy company with. My quality of life will literally be better not knowing such people. I don't think there's anything wrong with complaining about the order being incorrect. If he just took a picture of it and, sent a complaint without lying that he threw it out, and they refunded him, I wouldn't have an issue with that. But that's obviously not the case here."

Monkeypaw says: See my responses to #1 and #2. I never did complained to the owner or restaurant for a good reason. The owner is American and drives a truck, I think. He would have never let the order go out like that if he saw it and was there. He reads English. Most of us that know Pattaya, know that when it comes to small businesses, bars, clubs and restaurants. Staff error or mistakes, comes out out of the staff's pay for that day. And its' not the just 65 baht. Slice got paid their entire amount. It's the entire amount because those vouchers are from Food Panda, not Slice. They can be used at any restaurant. And I did get a nice message from Food Panda, a 4 billion dollar company, saying "we do not allow our drivers to check the food. " So once again, how is this Monkeypaw's fault? Oh yeah, because I as hungry ate some and gave some away to the dogs. You do know that the bacon was probably the most expensive thing on there right? And where they loaded on the bacon, they skimmed out on the cheese and tomato sauce, so it wasn't like the tastiest pizza ever. And what cheese was there, some got pulled with the bacon the I fed the dogs.

4. "Just say the pizzas had bacon on them, and I asked for no bacon. I have had my orders messed up before. The wrong order or items missing. I contacted the delivery service, and they immediately issued refunds, either for the whole order, or for items that were missing. And I could keep and eat whatever I may have received. No need to lie about it, like you're trying to get one over on them. Douchebag move!

Monkeypaw says: See #2. And hobbyists trying to judge other on lying and cheating, now that has to be the funniest shit today I've heard.

5. 'My take on this is unlike many of the posters here MP provides some interesting intel if not the location of his finds but at least there are pics so you can gauge the quality of available women for your own hunts. As to his other claims, I call him a unintended comedian, like how hilarious is someone who initially overpays gogo girls by 50-100%, then claims that he can GET these girls due to him having uber game (now he only needs to pay the going rate), how hilarious is someone who after overpaying for women by hundreds of dollars is now a master manipulator because he managed to game some cheap pizzas worth a few bucks, claims to be special and having VIP status due to being in his 30's but still living on daddies dime (though from recent postings daddy may have cut his allowance).

Overall great entertainment so please give him some slack so he con continue his joking. ".

Monkeypaw says: This one, I am going to keep giving enough rope. If I spend a lot (which was actually just the going rate, because there is such a thing as supply and demand, then versus now), complains. If I spend too little, still complains. But I still hold onto this long ass rope just in case. Because Ho Chi Minh City, is actually my stomping yard, not Pattaya or Bangkok. I just don't post in the Vietnam section of ISG too much (definitely not the photos section), because I am too well known in the "underground" scene there. So you might want to hold off a bit, or at least to change your style of writing consisting of run ONS and bad punctuation, because it is too obvious to the Paw. And yes he has shared these secrets to others outside of ISG. And just to confirm, I did check with my dad. And he says he doesn't work as well. Now what?

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2553489]I have left Thailand to get vaccinated but will return soon.

Given the closed bars and massage shops, what are my options for fun?[/QUOTE]Eyeglass shops. Grocery stores. Office managers.

The usual places where most of us go to get Hot Free girls.

Monkey paws reports how much ever dramatic has actionable information the forum members may use. Even mutant chicken who spews scorn in every other post of his provides tips that help newbies. MPs posts are written in a style that is a good read in this forum. Wouldn't be surprised if he is a published writer or columnist.

Wonder what the snow flakes who complain about monkey paws outrageous writing would do if they read the former 'The Departed'(may he never rise again) on a regular basis. I was not around in his peak but have read some of the vile content he wrote. His reports may contain actionable info, but not many would have the stomach to do what he does. This pandemic would have been the departed ideal time as he seems to thrive on people's misery.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2553252]Funny the people that criticize have posted no reports or pictures and the people that actually know him have nothing bad to say about him. But I guess that is just how the internet works.[/QUOTE]Funny you sound surprised that people on the internet judge him based on only what he writes ... on the internet. Yes, that is how the internet works.

[QUOTE=Banana Boi;2553360]Absolutely agree. Guys need to weed out who is credible and who is not on here. Lots of very active handles on here pretending they know stuff when they haven't even been to Thailand or made a 1 week visit years ago.
There should be a private section on this forum where only members who have met in person can access. Members also need to be present in Bangkok or Pattaya and active in the scene (ie. able to write current bar and girl reviews).[/QUOTE]

Honestly, some of you guys have this grandiose sense of self worth. Like you're doing this world a huge favor with your reviews and others have lesser value because they don't contribute as much. Most people here are probably NOT in a position to be posting reports regularly. When I am in a position to, I'll be sharing a LOT. I hobby mostly in the US, so most of my contributions are on another site (HX) where I'm one of the more active members and a moderator.

My pet peeve is when people who ARE mongering don't post info for others to benefit from. It's selfish, as people only take and not give. But it's a different story here. Since this is an "internationalsexguide", most users probably only visit once every year or two. The hope and expectation is that they'll contribute/report once they're able.

But to say something like "Members need to be present in Bangkok or Pattaya and active in the scene" to participate seems childish and petty.

[QUOTE=LooseCannon;2553556]Monkey paws reports how much ever dramatic has actionable information the forum members may use. Even mutant chicken who spews scorn in every other post of his provides tips that help newbies. MPs posts are written in a style that is a good read in this forum. Wouldn't be surprised if he is a published writer or columnist.[/QUOTE]Nobody is questioning the value he provides to this community. This whole pizza debacle is solely on the merits of lying to get a $2 refund.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2553460]"he ate the pizza and lied that he gave it away. That's a scumbag move to cheat a restaurant after paying $2 for two 9 in pizzas. And yes, I call it cheating because he actually ate the pizzas. Then calls himself a smooth criminal! I don't care how much pussy you're getting. If your idea of smooth is to cheat a restaurant out of $2 after eating your fill, you do not sound like a person I'd enjoy company with. My quality of life will literally be better not knowing such people. I don't think there's anything wrong with complaining about the order being incorrect. If he just took a picture of it and, sent a complaint without lying that he threw it out, and they refunded him, I wouldn't have an issue with that. But that's obviously not the case here."

Monkeypaw says: See my responses to #1 and #2. I never did complained to the owner or restaurant for a good reason. The owner is American and drives a truck, I think. He would have never let the order go out like that if he saw it and was there. He reads English. Most of us that know Pattaya, know that when it comes to small businesses, bars, clubs and restaurants. Staff error or mistakes, comes out out of the staff's pay for that day. And its' not the just 65 baht. Slice got paid their entire amount. It's the entire amount because those vouchers are from Food Panda, not Slice. They can be used at any restaurant. And I did get a nice message from Food Panda, a 4 billion dollar company, saying "we do not allow our drivers to check the food. " So once again, how is this Monkeypaw's fault? Oh yeah, because I as hungry ate some and gave some away to the dogs. You do know that the bacon was probably the most expensive thing on there right? And where they loaded on the bacon, they skimmed out on the cheese and tomato sauce, so it wasn't like the tastiest pizza ever. And what cheese was there, some got pulled with the bacon the I fed the dogs.

Monkeypaw says: See #2. And hobbyists trying to judge other on lying and cheating, now that has to be the funniest shit today I've heard.
[/QUOTE]LOL it's amazing how you're going on about how bad the pizza was, barely any cheese and tomato sauce while they loaded on the bacon. Again, not relevant, unless you're saying it was a shitty pizza, so you deserved to get it for free?

Look, I lie and cheat, too. But not when it comes to money. You probably would have achieved the same goal by just saying the order was incorrect. The lie that you "had to give away the pizzas because of the bacon" was probably unnecessary.

I just really don't understand the mentality. I order food where they get it wrong sometimes. If I ordered (e. G. Burger w / o pickles) and they got the order wrong, sure, I could write to the delivery app that my order was wrong and I threw out the burger while enjoying it with a bottle of cold beer. But I'd feel like shit doing it. I'm not saying this to say I'm better than you. I'm just wondering why you'd basically say "no value was provided to me" when clearly, value was provided as you ate the food.

[QUOTE=SinfullyKorean;2553617]Nobody is questioning the value he provides to this community. This whole pizza debacle is solely on the merits of lying to get a $2 refund.

LOL it's amazing how you're going on about how bad the pizza was, barely any cheese and tomato sauce while they loaded on the bacon. Again, not relevant, unless you're saying it was a shitty pizza, so you deserved to get it for free?.[/QUOTE]The bigger issue is that it's just a very low winded, boring, and inane story, that fits hand in glove with the thread title, "stupid shit. " Nuff said.

[QUOTE=SinfullyKorean;2553609]

But to say something like "Members need to be present in Bangkok or Pattaya and active in the scene" to participate seems childish and petty.[/QUOTE]The problem is not members who are now locked out of Thailand but were here before. The problem is members who have not contributed a single info in years (all postings off topic or mere digressions / discussions). These are easy to spot. Others who recycle posts not their own and who answer their own posts under different aliases, are more difficult to spot (except when they go on doing so in threads relating to countries where prostitution and mongering has been in the grip of a hard lockdown for over a year).

Pity there's no referral system. At least I can certify MonkeyPaw is very real and is in Pattaya. If only the membership of the forum consisted only in members as real as he is and with boots as much on the ground as his are !