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I tried a different dosage of the Maxifort pills, the Tweety Bird ones.

Tried half a pill and yes, in less than half an hour I couldn't stand from the seat at the club cause I looked awkward pointing thru my pants.
That means it hits faster and effectively than Smurf ones
Again, how much they last... dunno. The effect lingers but there is a point that "lingers" mixes with my normal super macho capacities, so I just don't know which is which.

NOW... something I noticed this time.
I posted that they cut easily.
This TIME... they crumbled when split. So I ended with more waste than last time I tried cutting them.



[QUOTE=Amigomio]The key word here is "slightly".

The difference is noticable, but at the same time am sure you take them after eating something.
Depending on what you eat, makes that difference.

Iam satisfied with the Tweety Bird pills... specially pricewise.

PS: the correct name of the pills is "Maxifort"[/QUOTE]

I tried half a pill of the tweety bird pill as well, but it did not have that same kind of effect as you experienced. It was perfectly effective, but I did not have an uncontrollable hard-on. You must have also had some additional effective stimulus there to help it along. Unfortunately, here in the wilderness of the heartland, we have NO strip clubs to serve as a more thorough testing ground for such things.

Actually, I recall thinking that the half dosage of the tweety bird pill really did not cause the flushing or the warming sensation I sometimes get with the half dosage of the 50Mg Viagra. The 50Mg half dosage of Viagra is actually quite mild, and it seems to work really well most of the time. But, I sometimes still sense a little flushing from it, and sometimes I also sense that I might need the full 50Mg to be the stud we all know I CAN be :-)))). I believe it produces a slightly more consistently stronger erection than the tweety bird pill however. I supposed it just depends on the circumstances of your body at the time, ie: taking it on full stomach, being tired, ugly tall wide girl :-))) etc...

But, Carlos, I can not thank you enough for your recommendation to reduce to the 50Mg Viagra tablet. That makes life much more comfortable. There have been times that I thought that the after effects of cutting the 100Mg tablet, even into fourths, was simply not worth the headache and sinus pressure, even at 1/4 dosages.

I'll test out some more of the tweety bird pills at 1/2 dosage as well and report accordingly, but so far, it seems even milder than the Viagra with respect to after effects, and at a reduced cost. Because, I remember thinking that going to a 50Mg Viagra tablet was going to be quite a bit more costly than buying the 100Mg tablets and cutting them up. So, if the tweety bird tablets work as well, the cost issue is moot, and the tweety bird tablet will have won my endorsement.

[QUOTE=Amigomio]I tried a different dosage of the Maxifort pills, the Tweety Bird ones.

Tried half a pill and yes, in less than half an hour I couldn't stand from the seat at the club cause I looked awkward pointing thru my pants.
That means it hits faster and effectively than Smurf ones
Again, how much they last... dunno. The effect lingers but there is a point that "lingers" mixes with my normal super macho capacities, so I just don't know which is which.

NOW... something I noticed this time.
I posted that they cut easily.
This TIME... they crumbled when split. So I ended with more waste than last time I tried cutting them.[/QUOTE]

That is true, proportionately speaking, 50 mg Viagra is more expensive than the 100 mg.

By the way, is there a generic presentation of Cialis just like Maxifort is for Viagra???



[QUOTE=UnospongeBob]I tried half a pill of the tweety bird pill as well, but it did not have that same kind of effect as you experienced. It was perfectly effective, but I did not have an uncontrollable hard-on. You must have also had some additional effective stimulus there to help it along. Unfortunately, here in the wilderness of the heartland, we have NO strip clubs to serve as a more thorough testing ground for such things.

Actually, I recall thinking that the half dosage of the tweety bird pill really did not cause the flushing or the warming sensation I sometimes get with the half dosage of the 50Mg Viagra. The 50Mg half dosage of Viagra is actually quite mild, and it seems to work really well most of the time. But, I sometimes still sense a little flushing from it, and sometimes I also sense that I might need the full 50Mg to be the stud we all know I CAN be :-)))). I believe it produces a slightly more consistently stronger erection than the tweety bird pill however. I supposed it just depends on the circumstances of your body at the time, ie: taking it on full stomach, being tired, ugly tall wide girl :-))) etc...

But, Carlos, I can not thank you enough for your recommendation to reduce to the 50Mg Viagra tablet. That makes life much more comfortable. There have been times that I thought that the after effects of cutting the 100Mg tablet, even into fourths, was simply not worth the headache and sinus pressure, even at 1/4 dosages.

I'll test out some more of the tweety bird pills at 1/2 dosage as well and report accordingly, but so far, it seems even milder than the Viagra with respect to after effects, and at a reduced cost. Because, I remember thinking that going to a 50Mg Viagra tablet was going to be quite a bit more costly than buying the 100Mg tablets and cutting them up. So, if the tweety bird tablets work as well, the cost issue is moot, and the tweety bird tablet will have won my endorsement.[/QUOTE]

I tried the half portion of the tweety pill again, uh, quite recently. It is soooo mild. I am really impressed with that part of it. I really hated the after effects of the 100Mg Viagra that it was enough to swear off sex....well, sometimes.

I mean, who wants to simultaneously know that you have the bliss of sex to look forward to, only to also realize that you will have to endure the discomfort of having taken the smurf pill along with it. I mean, nobody looks forward to a headache, heartburn, sinus condition, and nasal pressure, no matter how damn good my Angel might have made our time together, right? And, there were times where several hours of sex, even the most blissful sex imaginable, was no trade for an entire night of payback discomfort. I refer to the 100Mg cut in sections.

And, while I do think the 50Mg Viagra is stronger and more consistent acting than the tweety bird pill, thereby yielding a very consistent and effective hard-on, more so than the tweety bird pill, the after effects of the tweety bird pill seem to be worth my being just slightly less of a stud, certainly less than I know I can potentially be with Viagra, just in order to be virtually side effect free with tweety. :-) I theorize that it is because the pills are larger, cut with some other substance, that the effect is somehow minimized compared to the 50Mg Viagra. Maybe there's some kind of buffering agent in there. So, the pill being larger may play an important benefit that Viagra should consider. The chemical content of the pills is supposed to be the exact same chemical.

With respect to the Cialis replacement, I was not told of a Cialis replacement when I picked mine up. Cialis is really inconsistent for me. I always have doubts about it lasting as long as it is advertised to last. I am always concerned that it might fizzle out right when I need it most. It is supposed to last 36 hours. It seems it lasts closer to maybe 24 hours, or possibly even less sometimes. Whereas, at least with Viagra, I can feel it working. And, even with the tweety bird Viagra generic, I can still feel some sensation, although, thankfully, ever so slight a sensation.



[QUOTE=Amigomio]That is true, proportionately speaking, 50 mg Viagra is more expensive than the 100 mg.

By the way, is there a generic presentation of Cialis just like Maxifort is for Viagra???[/QUOTE]

Hey guys,

Have you guys ever been duped by a Mexican girl, I found a shocker today I was surfing the web and came across these pics funny thing is these are some of the ones she pass on as her self. I attached one she sent me that looked pretty genuine.

[url]http://galleries2.ftvcash.com/First-Time-Video/galleries/Alexa/X/58/791695[/url]

The real question should have been, "have you ever NOT been duped by a Mexican girl." The two words, "duped" and "Mexicana" are synonymous with one another.

Looks like a pro to me....But, honestly, even if she is a solid pro, the whole California thing, the Egyptian and Latin thing all mixed together, I'm just not sure if your gettin' the real deal with respect to a true Latina.

My rule of thumb is if they've been in the US over 6 months they're spoiled goods. :-))) And without the influence of a true Latin background with respect to cultural influences, I just doubt if you'll enjoy the full measure of the potential Latina experience.

Actually, WastedG may have a better feel for the depravity of Middle Eastern Girls, ie: Egyptian, even though, of course, I also realize there are vast differences with respect to cultural influences in that part of the World. But, none the less, WastedG, comment on the Middle Eastern Girl experience versus our beloved Mexicanas. I anticipate your reply to be most interesting. I have literally never engaged in such flesh, and have always wondered...

But, CPalance, in looking at the photos, it sure looks like her. Actually, the girl in the photo, versus the girl depicted in the website, looks more enticing to me, friendly, genuine, personality, beautiful smile, etc...Her potentially enchanting personality comes through in the lone photo. She could dupe me with the best of them with that smile. Best of luck!

[QUOTE=Cpalace82]Hey guys,

Have you guys ever been duped by a Mexican girl, I found a shocker today I was surfing the web and came across these pics funny thing is these are some of the ones she pass on as her self. I attached one she sent me that looked pretty genuine.

[url]http://galleries2.ftvcash.com/First-Time-Video/galleries/Alexa/X/58/791695[/url][/QUOTE]

I looked at the girls website, and all the ones she sent me are from the website, so I dont know what the deal is its odd because why would you take the chance to fly out to see a guy when its not you in the pics makes no sense to me.

Thanks though man.

[QUOTE=UnospongeBob]The real question should have been, "have you ever NOT been duped by a Mexican girl." The two words, "duped" and "Mexicana" are synonymous with one another.

Looks like a pro to me....But, honestly, even if she is a solid pro, the whole California thing, the Egyptian and Latin thing all mixed together, I'm just not sure if your gettin' the real deal with respect to a true Latina.

My rule of thumb is if they've been in the US over 6 months they're spoiled goods. :-))) And without the influence of a true Latin background with respect to cultural influences, I just doubt if you'll enjoy the full measure of the potential Latina experience.

Actually, WastedG may have a better feel for the depravity of Middle Eastern Girls, ie: Egyptian, even though, of course, I also realize there are vast differences with respect to cultural influences in that part of the World. But, none the less, WastedG, comment on the Middle Eastern Girl experience versus our beloved Mexicanas. I anticipate your reply to be most interesting. I have literally never engaged in such flesh, and have always wondered...

But, CPalance, in looking at the photos, it sure looks like her. Actually, the girl in the photo, versus the girl depicted in the website, looks more enticing to me, friendly, genuine, personality, beautiful smile, etc...Her potentially enchanting personality comes through in the lone photo. She could dupe me with the best of them with that smile. Best of luck![/QUOTE]

AmigoMio was kind enough to give me the grand tour of his city when I was in Monterrey last week. He is well known by the ladies and the meseros at all of the bars we went to. We hit the familiar places and he pointed out the various alphabet girls of Bob and Wasted and he kept me out of trouble.

Along with guidance and his amazing Google map I felt at home when I passed through Monterrey again on Monday night. Definitely slower on Mondays than toward the weekend but still a good time.

Thank you again AmigoMio and I'll see you a lot more once the vivaAerobus service starts next month!

Viva Vivaerobus!!!

I'll see you Super... sorry I missed you on Monday.
I'll check on the Woman's girls... say "hi" for you.


[QUOTE=Super Gato]AmigoMio was kind enough to give me the grand tour of his city when I was in Monterrey last week. He is well known by the ladies and the meseros at all of the bars we went to. We hit the familiar places and he pointed out the various alphabet girls of Bob and Wasted and he kept me out of trouble.

Along with guidance and his amazing Google map I felt at home when I passed through Monterrey again on Monday night. Definitely slower on Mondays than toward the weekend but still a good time.

Thank you again AmigoMio and I'll see you a lot more once the vivaAerobus service starts next month![/QUOTE]

The Maxifort pills, the generic version of Viagra do hit hard, fast and good.

Usually I have tried them at night, so I could only see results till I went to bed.
This time I tried them at noon.
I split a couple of them, took a 1/4... in 20 minutes the thing was working so good the girl I was with kept asking after action "why is it still sticking out?".

I will NOT try half a dosage. I don't need it. It scares me to take half a pill... might end all day with a "thing" pointing thru my pants.

I decided on my first night to start rather luckily with Poisson, ranked as a second tier establishment. It’s a pretty classic strip club with take away. Dark, loud, pretty comfortable red ? velvet type banquettes with tables around a huge dance floor at some distance from some tables, approx 120 peso (US$10) entrance fee, 35 peso for a beer. There is a rather fast, English speaking Indian here who bought girls and negotiated as intermediary. He said they had 40 girls in but I reckon the number was closer to 15 odd. I sent 2 or 3 away before settling on a perfectly acceptable quite pretty chica who initially asked $4,000 peso but rapidly reduced to US$200 possibly urged on by the Indian to whom I then agreed an overgenerous tip of US$30 for which I made him come back to the hotel to collect as I was out of cash on the deal. (He definitely needs controlling and I suggest when he first tells you the rules and he talks about tip you make it clear how much you will pay. Be clear you will not pay a percentage tip but will give him us$20 if he gets a good girl at a good price). The system here seems to be that you pay the club up front and they settle with the girl. I forgot to check how much she actually got. Take away club fee was US$ 120. Outside usual taxi scam 100 peso as opposed to 35 each way to take us to the hotel and then the Indian back. I got the impression they would have charged 100 whatever.

So to the Sheraton Ambassador where she has no ID so the desk checks with security and security checks with the desk, so we are about to enter a Mexican stand off (where on earth does that expression come from….someone?) but by this time I have bullied my way to the elevator and tell them she’s my responsibility and we are off. A quick shower and start work on the boobs and hey presto you know you got an ingénue winner when even that starts to work a head of steam. And so to DATY and in pretty short order she comes and I load her up cow girl and without much trouble she has got herself off three times and her legs are shaking and continue to do so until she’s leaving a very happy bunny!

Next day Saturday and I try to check out the 60 peso lunch buffets at Prestige, closed and then Amnesia, closed. I have a trooper for a taxi driver and without really knowing where these places are he keeps jumping out of the cab to check as we head for the massage houses Misses and then Marcella. With the rain and traffic this process takes about an hour and a half (135 pesos on the clock). Misses is actually at the back of what looks like a two car garage (prominently signed with a street number, I think 364) you go up a first flight and take first door on left. It’s pretty grubby and I saw 6 girls at 3pm. The best two were 500 pesos for massage only with in room negotiation re a covered blow job. The other 3 who were all ok ish were US$180 for 40 minutes full service. They were all ok looking but I made my excuses and left; I need a bit of romance.

Then on to Marcella which we eventually found, again at the back of a one car garage but rather better signed. Here 5 girls of whom only two acceptable and though tempted by a pretty blond? could not get the confidence that he and I understood each other. He wanted 500 pesos but what for I am not sure; he kept saying yes to full sex but I had my doubts so left, partly as I had made an arrangement with previous nights girl to come around at 7pm.

Need less to say she didn’t show up but I think she would have found dealing with the front desk stuff too daunting in any event.

So out at 9pm heading for Premiere. I misunderstood; in theory this is just a lap dancing place at 220 peso a dance, 55 peso a beer and 120 peso entrance and I thought it was a strip with take aways. Fairly ornate and grand with huge staircase and pictures but “lap dancing”, what a waste of time. About the 4th girl that came by I found very acceptable and we started negotiating from different ends of the spectrum. She looked curious when I suggested coming to my hotel and said she wasn’t allowed but to go to the “rooms” she wanted 20 dances ie about us$400 but then with agreement of a “boss” offered 10 dances to go to the room. I said how long. She was so happy at the prospect that she said all night. I kept going on about full sex and to this I think she said 15 dances but then when we went to check out the rooms upstairs they were a series of large drawing rooms and small booths each of which had a single comfortable chair; all of this open to the corridor and dimly lit. What you could or could not get away with in those booths I have no idea and wasn’t about to pay 200U.S.$ to find out. I also like to be comfortable when I’m screwing.
So went to reception to pay for the beer which clearly not the right place and in so doing met the manager who looks like a bouncer but is charming (Marcos Amaya) who ended up lending me his driver for a couple of hours to tour places more to my fancy (120 pesos). If I understood him right he said Amnesia, Premiere and Colorado were all under same management and were all lap dancing places. In hindsight I think he would have let me take my girl back to the hotel and I think she would have come for 300 U.S. Marcos was not very complementary about Casablanca on the basis it was just a brothel and he thought that Infinito’s other customers might be dangerous to my health.

So to the tour, first place I have forgotten but only had a couple of visible girls and then tried Venus Palace. This was pretty empty at 11pm ish but has pleasant white leatherette sofas around a dance floor and a clean and upmarket feel. I was leaving again for lack of girls but chased out by an English speaking smooth wheeler dealer Mexican who chatted to my guide and promised a decent girl. This he did deliver rather handsomely and then tries to persuade me to stay. They have a couple of large and strange rooms upstairs with shower and Jacuzzi and more white sofas but no bed. I can have either of these rooms for US$500 including a couple of drinks and the girl. Then he takes me downstairs to a couple of rooms on the main thoroughfare to the girls changing room. Good clean looking double beds for US$100 but it only served to remind me I had a really rather nice room at the hotel for what would only be 50 bucks more but then the money problem starts; I said max 200 US and he discussed with the girl and said 230; I said ok (she only got 200). He had said us$150 bar fine and then returns and says he has just checked the “price list” and it’s gone up to 200. He is clearly just picking numbers out of the air but this is a “forget it” offence so I prepare to leave and he goes back to consult and returns to say ok to 150. This has all taken about 30 minutes and he now tries to add up what I owe him; 230 plus 150. He can’t do this and I’m watching in amazement when he comes up with 400. I say no, it’s 380 so he says the extra is something for MY chauffeur!!! Finally having agreed 380 he says he will get a check/la quenta. 5 mins pass so now in desperation I approach the pay desk with the heavies and the boss and we eventually settle up but not without them agonizing over the mathematics.

The girl however is very attractive and a star and rather unknown to me has lots of orgasms as she said afterwards but at moment of climax she was no great finisher but pretty much went straight on to the next. The result of this was that I spent an inordinate time on the oral but she had a good time anyway.

So I ended up leaving slightly short of action and also short of any of the truly passionate encounters occasionally offered by the South Americans.

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Hot Dog,

Let me just preface these comments by saying that I appreciate your candid report, and I thoroughly enjoyed reading your exploits. We need more reports like this.

What I am about to comment on is what this board was meant to address to begin with. It should not be construed as a criticism or flame in any way, but as constructive commentary to assist all that visit Monterrey. It is opinion meant to be constructive for the average visitor to enhance their experiences. It is given in that spirit.

I must honestly say that I visibly winced after almost every sentence of your post. I literally remember my first few times in Monterrey. I succumbed to a total and complete fleecing by Poisson. I once spent $500US in that club, all in a matter of about 3-4 hours maximum. So, your expenditures are not uncommon for the average visitor, especially visiting Gringos that have only the US standard from which to draw a comparison.

The important lesson to consider now is that were I to spend $500US in Monterrey now, knowing what I know after six years of visiting there regularly, I would fully expect to get a minimum of no less than probably three to four days worth of sessions for that same $500US, each at least two hours long.

Now, granted, I know the lay of the land in Monterrey better than most, and those skills yield very inexpensive session for me as a result. However, that having been said, and speaking conservatively for the average visitor, you can expect to get about two hours for a total of about $2300 pesos, including the salida fee, from most of the medium level clubs, and with girls of comparable quality to what you found at Poisson.

It pays to do the research before you arrive in Monterrey if at all possible. This is a perfect example of what you get when you patronize the absolutely MOST frickin' expensive clubs in Monterrey.

Gents, take heed to the prices quoted below. And, remember, NEVER take the advice of a taxi driver.

And, one thing I believe should be clarified, something that I'm sure was simply an innocent mis-statement, that Poisson is a 2nd Tier Establishment. Poisson is one of the very top tier establishments, meaning it is one of the most expensive clubs in Monterrey. It is plush, and it is very comfortable. But, with respect to bang for the buck, it is very, very expensive in comparison to so many other options.

[QUOTE=Hot Dog]I decided on my first night to start rather luckily with Poisson, ranked as a second tier establishment. It’s a pretty classic strip club with take away. Dark, loud, pretty comfortable red ? velvet type banquettes with tables around a huge dance floor at some distance from some tables, approx 120 peso (US$10) entrance fee, 35 peso for a beer. There is a rather fast, English speaking Indian here who bought girls and negotiated as intermediary. He said they had 40 girls in but I reckon the number was closer to 15 odd. I sent 2 or 3 away before settling on a perfectly acceptable quite pretty chica who initially asked $4,000 peso but rapidly reduced to US$200 possibly urged on by the Indian to whom I then agreed an overgenerous tip of US$30 for which I made him come back to the hotel to collect as I was out of cash on the deal. (He definitely needs controlling and I suggest when he first tells you the rules and he talks about tip you make it clear how much you will pay. Be clear you will not pay a percentage tip but will give him us$20 if he gets a good girl at a good price). The system here seems to be that you pay the club up front and they settle with the girl. I forgot to check how much she actually got. Take away club fee was US$ 120. Outside usual taxi scam 100 peso as opposed to 35 each way to take us to the hotel and then the Indian back. I got the impression they would have charged 100 whatever.

So to the Sheraton Ambassador where she has no ID so the desk checks with security and security checks with the desk, so we are about to enter a Mexican stand off (where on earth does that expression come from….someone?) but by this time I have bullied my way to the elevator and tell them she’s my responsibility and we are off. A quick shower and start work on the boobs and hey presto you know you got an ingénue winner when even that starts to work a head of steam. And so to DATY and in pretty short order she comes and I load her up cow girl and without much trouble she has got herself off three times and her legs are shaking and continue to do so until she’s leaving a very happy bunny!

Next day Saturday and I try to check out the 60 peso lunch buffets at Prestige, closed and then Amnesia, closed. I have a trooper for a taxi driver and without really knowing where these places are he keeps jumping out of the cab to check as we head for the massage houses Misses and then Marcella. With the rain and traffic this process takes about an hour and a half (135 pesos on the clock). Misses is actually at the back of what looks like a two car garage (prominently signed with a street number, I think 364) you go up a first flight and take first door on left. It’s pretty grubby and I saw 6 girls at 3pm. The best two were 500 pesos for massage only with in room negotiation re a covered blow job. The other 3 who were all ok ish were US$180 for 40 minutes full service. They were all ok looking but I made my excuses and left; I need a bit of romance.

Then on to Marcella which we eventually found, again at the back of a one car garage but rather better signed. Here 5 girls of whom only two acceptable and though tempted by a pretty blond? could not get the confidence that he and I understood each other. He wanted 500 pesos but what for I am not sure; he kept saying yes to full sex but I had my doubts so left, partly as I had made an arrangement with previous nights girl to come around at 7pm.

Need less to say she didn’t show up but I think she would have found dealing with the front desk stuff too daunting in any event.

So out at 9pm heading for Premiere. I misunderstood; in theory this is just a lap dancing place at 220 peso a dance, 55 peso a beer and 120 peso entrance and I thought it was a strip with take aways. Fairly ornate and grand with huge staircase and pictures but “lap dancing”, what a waste of time. About the 4th girl that came by I found very acceptable and we started negotiating from different ends of the spectrum. She looked curious when I suggested coming to my hotel and said she wasn’t allowed but to go to the “rooms” she wanted 20 dances ie about us$400 but then with agreement of a “boss” offered 10 dances to go to the room. I said how long. She was so happy at the prospect that she said all night. I kept going on about full sex and to this I think she said 15 dances but then when we went to check out the rooms upstairs they were a series of large drawing rooms and small booths each of which had a single comfortable chair; all of this open to the corridor and dimly lit. What you could or could not get away with in those booths I have no idea and wasn’t about to pay 200U.S.$ to find out. I also like to be comfortable when I’m screwing.
So went to reception to pay for the beer which clearly not the right place and in so doing met the manager who looks like a bouncer but is charming (Marcos Amaya) who ended up lending me his driver for a couple of hours to tour places more to my fancy (120 pesos). If I understood him right he said Amnesia, Premiere and Colorado were all under same management and were all lap dancing places. In hindsight I think he would have let me take my girl back to the hotel and I think she would have come for 300 U.S. Marcos was not very complementary about Casablanca on the basis it was just a brothel and he thought that Infinito’s other customers might be dangerous to my health.

So to the tour, first place I have forgotten but only had a couple of visible girls and then tried Venus Palace. This was pretty empty at 11pm ish but has pleasant white leatherette sofas around a dance floor and a clean and upmarket feel. I was leaving again for lack of girls but chased out by an English speaking smooth wheeler dealer Mexican who chatted to my guide and promised a decent girl. This he did deliver rather handsomely and then tries to persuade me to stay. They have a couple of large and strange rooms upstairs with shower and Jacuzzi and more white sofas but no bed. I can have either of these rooms for US$500 including a couple of drinks and the girl. Then he takes me downstairs to a couple of rooms on the main thoroughfare to the girls changing room. Good clean looking double beds for US$100 but it only served to remind me I had a really rather nice room at the hotel for what would only be 50 bucks more but then the money problem starts; I said max 200 US and he discussed with the girl and said 230; I said ok (she only got 200). He had said us$150 bar fine and then returns and says he has just checked the “price list” and it’s gone up to 200. He is clearly just picking numbers out of the air but this is a “forget it” offence so I prepare to leave and he goes back to consult and returns to say ok to 150. This has all taken about 30 minutes and he now tries to add up what I owe him; 230 plus 150. He can’t do this and I’m watching in amazement when he comes up with 400. I say no, it’s 380 so he says the extra is something for MY chauffeur!!! Finally having agreed 380 he says he will get a check/la quenta. 5 mins pass so now in desperation I approach the pay desk with the heavies and the boss and we eventually settle up but not without them agonizing over the mathematics.

The girl however is very attractive and a star and rather unknown to me has lots of orgasms as she said afterwards but at moment of climax she was no great finisher but pretty much went straight on to the next. The result of this was that I spent an inordinate time on the oral but she had a good time anyway.

So I ended up leaving slightly short of action and also short of any of the truly passionate encounters occasionally offered by the South Americans.

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Am going to sum it up in a different way than USB... Hot Dog: you were had.

Up and down the tourist traps.
You need tons of money to have fun at the Premiere, Amnesia, Colorados and at Obsession and Prestige, all in the night shift.
And you were quoted "gringo prices" all over.
Not even me as a local do I dare go without a big bundle of bills.

And Poisson is NOT the most expensive club, it's Amnesia and Premiere.

And one word of advice: never ever go to a 5 star club in a hotel cab, you will be surcharged always by the strip club.



[QUOTE=UnospongeBob]Hot Dog,

Let me just preface these comments by saying that I appreciate your candid report, and I thoroughly enjoyed reading your exploits. We need more reports like this.

What I am about to comment on is what this board was meant to address to begin with. It should not be construed as a criticism or flame in any way, but as constructive commentary to assist all that visit Monterrey. It is opinion meant to be constructive for the average visitor to enhance their experiences. It is given in that spirit.

I must honestly say that I visibly winced after almost every sentence of your post. I literally remember my first few times in Monterrey. I succumbed to a total and complete fleecing by Poisson. I once spent $500US in that club, all in a matter of about 3-4 hours maximum. So, your expenditures are not uncommon for the average visitor, especially visiting Gringos that have only the US standard from which to draw a comparison.

The important lesson to consider now is that were I to spend $500US in Monterrey now, knowing what I know after six years of visiting there regularly, I would fully expect to get a minimum of no less than probably three to four days worth of sessions for that same $500US, each at least two hours long.

Now, granted, I know the lay of the land in Monterrey better than most, and those skills yield very inexpensive session for me as a result. However, that having been said, and speaking conservatively for the average visitor, you can expect to get about two hours for a total of about $2300 pesos, including the salida fee, from most of the medium level clubs, and with girls of comparable quality to what you found at Poisson.

It pays to do the research before you arrive in Monterrey if at all possible. This is a perfect example of what you get when you patronize the absolutely MOST frickin' expensive clubs in Monterrey.

Gents, take heed to the prices quoted below. And, remember, NEVER take the advice of a taxi driver.

And, one thing I believe should be clarified, something that I'm sure was simply an innocent mis-statement, that Poisson is a 2nd Tier Establishment. Poisson is one of the very top tier establishments, meaning it is one of the most expensive clubs in Monterrey. It is plush, and it is very comfortable. But, with respect to bang for the buck, it is very, very expensive in comparison to so many other options.[/QUOTE]

You two done?

[QUOTE=Amigomio]Am going to sum it up in a different way than USB... Hot Dog: you were had.

Up and down the tourist traps.
You need tons of money to have fun at the Premiere, Amnesia, Colorados and at Obsession and Prestige, all in the night shift.
And you were quoted "gringo prices" all over.
Not even me as a local do I dare go without a big bundle of bills.

And Poisson is NOT the most expensive club, it's Amnesia and Premiere.

And one word of advice: never ever go to a 5 star club in a hotel cab, you will be surcharged always by the strip club.[/QUOTE]

Wasted, you can pass along the experience you had a couple of trips back, how a Sheraton cab took you to a place you knew (Obsession) and how the cab driver charged you extra, plus he signed up at the Obsession list to get his kickback.
Remember how the hostess told us "how am I going to tell the waiters to charge you the kickback for the driver???"
How could she if you are a regular of the club.


[QUOTE=Wastedgman]You two done?[/QUOTE]