Cartagena Reports

So after about a week and a half being locked in with Dolce chica just doing local spots, restaurants, movies (surprised the shit out of me it was English audio with Spanish subtitles) she left to meet her high paying gringo and decided to hit the beach just for fun. Why didn't anyone report most of the beach is closed along Boca Grande? Looks like they are doing a huge sewer installation with pipes. Took me 20 minutes to get there from Centro with all the roadside construction along Cara 1.

After carrera 10 construction stops but at that point I lost interest. And just did a beer and walked around until something catches my eye.

[QUOTE=PerkinWarbeck;2790072]Been here since December. Leaving this summer. Loving living here. Good food and quiet living. Hope yall are staying safe!

Colombitalia Arepas are top notch cheap eats in Getsemani. The restaurant not the stand.[/QUOTE]I can agree. Don't do any of the stands! Last time I did that I was shitting for about 3 days until one of my chicas hit me with the Lomotil. It never felt so good to take a solid shit again.

I'm here for a month, came early for carnival, if your going I hope you got your tickets early managed to get 2 multi day passes for 400 K each but the are scalping them now for 700 K a piece.

[QUOTE=Nypher;2790152]Why didn't anyone report most of the beach is closed along Boca Grande? Looks like they are doing a huge sewer installation with pipes. Took me 20 minutes to get there from Centro with all the roadside construction along Cara 1.

After carrera 10 construction stops but at that point I lost interest. And just did a beer and walked around until something catches my eye.[/QUOTE]I was not sure how long that was going on. I was on the scooter and noticed they had closed the road and were just down to one lane. I thought it might have just been for a day or so, but I guess not. Yeah, it is going to delay getting in and out of Bocagrande for sure. When you enter Bocagrande, you sure as hell do not want to come in or go out on the road next to the beach.

[QUOTE=PerkinWarbeck;2790072]Been here since December. Leaving this summer. Loving living here. Good food and quiet living. Hope yall are staying safe!

Colombitalia Arepas are top notch cheap eats in Getsemani. The restaurant not the stand.[/QUOTE]I can agree. Don't do any of the stands! Last time I did that I was shitting for about 3 days until one of my chicas hit me with the Lomotil. It never felt so good to take a solid shit again.

I'm here for a month, came early for carnival, if your going I hope you got your tickets early managed to get 2 multi day passes for 400 K each but the are scalping them now for 700 K a piece.

Just a quick report.

Last night on the way to El Laguito the cops set up a check point why that police station where El Laguito and Boca Grande meets where the road changes to 1 way.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/No1C7hmy9MZEcCLp8?g_st=ic[/URL]

Now, stupid ass me was walking around with $600 while constantly procrastinating on changing it out cause the rate was increasing and I was parting with one of my chicas and her friend till 2 am. I also had about 500 k in pesos.

We took a taxi from Getsemeni to El Laguito, 4 Cops pulled over the taxi and told all of us to get out the car. Patted me down, emptied my pockets and they saw the money, took both girls out the car and searched their bags. While I'm in the back of the taxi by the trunk being searched another cop searched the back of the taxi. Came to me and said "problema". Shows me a bag of white stuff and said coca. Now I don't do that shit and none of my girls do it as well. I already know where this shit is going, my girl starts arguing with the cop, they take my ID and both my chicas. Since they both Venezuelan they threatened to take them to Migration, but I know my girl here legally since she have a Cedula and the other have a Venezuelan ID.

I asked them where they found it cause it wasn't on any of us and they said in the back seat. I already know where it's going.

I pull one cop aside and start negotiating to make it go away. My girl over there arguing crazy loud with the other 3 cops. Then they arrest her and her friend and and said everyone is getting fined and going to jail. I pull my girl aside calm her down, pull the cop aside start negotiating again.

They said $100 per person. They after I paid they had the nerve to say they are letting us go because we are good people. SMH.

Don't be me, let my $300 extortion be your lesson.

[QUOTE=Nypher;2790152]Looks like they are doing a huge sewer installation with pipes. Took me 20 minutes to get there from Centro with all the roadside construction along Cara 1.[/QUOTE]I know the roads but not their names, so I had to look them up. So you want to come into Bocagrande on Carerra 2 and leave on Carerra 5/4/3 (4 and 5 eventually merge into 3). Stay the hell away from Carerra 1.

Don't pay. Call the cops 165 [URL]https://www.policia.gov.co/denuncia-virtual/extorsion[/URL].

Or the army [URL]https://drive.google.com/file/d/1oL-4AXTo4u7Q_vR3bcnmf-OVJhgD6GZk/view[/URL].

[QUOTE=Questner;2790586]Don't pay. Call the cops 165 [URL]https://www.policia.gov.co/denuncia-virtual/extorsion[/URL].

Or the army [URL]https://drive.google.com/file/d/1oL-4AXTo4u7Q_vR3bcnmf-OVJhgD6GZk/view[/URL].[/QUOTE]Good advice, while I can agree in that moment my thought process was: my bed was only 1 minute away, I'm with 2 hot Venezuelans about to have a threesome, it's our last night in Cartagena and all three of us are leaving in the morning for Barranquilla and I was not willing to spend any time in Colombian Jail.

I did take pictures of the cops without them noticing though, and hide them to require password.

[QUOTE=ElPapi;2790124]You can reach out to OneFireboy. Not a tour guide but can help you with if you don't speak Spanish, have good non pro college girls and also can assist you with other tours. Very helpful person. He does not promote or market to much but a very useful person in Cartagena. Some ISG guy I meet also contact him whenever they are in Cartagena And are very happy. He can be your friend in CTG and can take you to nice clubs where there are less gringos.[/QUOTE]ElPapi, Can you PM me the contact no for OneFireBoy, I will be in Cartagena tomorrow morning.

Thanks.

MachoMike.

My Delirium chica finished up with her high paying Gringo and decided to come over. We decided to get lunch in Getsemani.

Little to no Taxis in El Laguito so she gets an inDriver. On the way to Getsemni I see a long line of Taxis starting from the Military base and going to the clock tower. Asked her what's up, she said the Taxis are on strike.

She points to a taxi and tells me its a Colombians mans first love. I respond with, yes we all love our jobs even when we hate it. She says no and points again and that's when I noticed a decal of man fucking a goat on a taxi, and that's when I got it. We had a good little laugh about it.

Plerepleple,

Since you have the AirBnB already you should probably ask and if you get pushback then I would offer a bribe. As for the trans escort I'd take her to a short-time hotel. If you saw her in town and she looked like the pictures then great, but if you didn't really see her up close then I'd request a video chat. Whatever happens I hope you have a great time.

Plerepleple,

In regards to your AirBB, you need to first read the house rules you agreed to when you booked. If nothing is listed there in regards to visitors, then ask the host. If all else fails, just bring them and if the person on guard says something try working it out with them. Usually some beers, order them food or give them enough to get lunch / dinner.

In regards to the Trans, I don't know why the hell would someone put themselves in that position of going to a strangers house in another country who they just met but to each their own. I would suggest meeting them in an environment where you have control rather giving them the upper hand to surprise you with anything such as setting you up to be robbed when you leave their place.

[QUOTE=DontSayMuch;2792991]Since you have the AirBnB already you should probably ask and if you get pushback then I would offer a bribe. As for the trans escort I'd take her to a short-time hotel. If you saw her in town and she looked like the pictures then great, but if you didn't really see her up close then I'd request a video chat. Whatever happens I hope you have a great time.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the advice. Would you know by any chance a short time hotel in town?

Quick report.

Last night I went out just to see what's what. Mainly stayed standing by Hotel las Carretas as all the girls walk by there sooner or later when they walk the triangle.

I got about 10 numbers and they all spoke in dollars didn't want to talk in pesos. Even the Venezuelans didn't want pesos. Eventually 4 of the girls sent me this exact picture of their prices and I just block and delete their number.

Sticking to what's left of my usuals as a few of them went through the jungle and made it to America. 2 are in New York, I see 1 in New Jersey, 2 are pregnant by gringos and some are stuck in Mexico.

After this trip ends I'm taking a break or heading back to Aisa.

Went to Boca Grande Mall and got some shots of the crazy construction going on over there so others can see just how big the construction area is and to stay clear.