Dubai Reports

Good luck to you. You will certainly need it if you are thinking of getting two mothers in law!

Your post makes sense, and I think you have got a good grasp of the situation.

Take care!

[QUOTE=DubaiMan2; 1402885]Well, I'm probably one of the younger here, just want to say previous week was my last week of borderline relationship!

I decided to completely stop weird relationship with third world country (or not) girls based partially on money or without any future. And will concentrate on building more serious relationship!

The thing is, when reading some report, not only from UAE, I see it coming, it is almost impossible to get out of "fun" (ae. Paying sex) relationship when you get married. And this certainly something which would make me hate myself to cheat on my wife. I would rather have an official second wife! (Ya muslim's advantage!)

Enjoy everybody! Was a pleasure to talk with some of you![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Global Surfer;1402766]I think by reading first few pages of this forum you can get a lot of information. To trade message you need paid subscription.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=ExpatNLookin; 1402706]Hi. Thanks for the report, very good for a first one. And believe me much better than people with lots of crappy posts.

If you are looking for exchanging contacts, you don't need to wait until you're a senior member. You can donate ($20) and get PM capability enabled.[/QUOTE]Thanks very much. Will be looking to join for PM ability in the very near future.

[QUOTE=Mjolnir 213; 1402935]I too reached a point where I was tired of fucking around and a getting in and out of a series of pointless relationships."Retired" a few times myself until finally finding the right one for me and settled down.

IStill, we all need a break to let off some steam. I think that personally, I don't crave the mongering anymore and see it more as a vacation when I have the chance. Not like I will go out of my way to do it or sneak around.

WB[/QUOTE]Me too WB. Using my own definitions LOL

[QUOTE=Global Surfer; 1402289]I went to regal at arround mid night. It was quite full and again better quality than before. Entery was AED 100. I was just completing my circle when I noticed this unique tall very elegently dressed Ukrainian. Start chatting with her. She was not used to hustle and bustle of Regal and wanted me take her. This is usually a warning sign, She asked for AED 1000 LT and AED700 ST but agreed on AED 500 ST.

In the romm she asked for money first and wouldnot budge. Eventually, I took the risk and it was woth it. Cold fish suddenly turned warm.

She told me that shewas girl freind of some super rich Ukrainian and now he has left her and this was reflected her in very expensive designer cloths and taste for expensive cognac. Anyway, had an excellent session with DFK and BBBJ and multiple positions. Later decided to keep her overnight. Again she would ask for money first and again I took the rish. Had anotehr excellent session before sleeping. Fully recommended and with 182 cm height and expensive designer cloths very difficult to miss.

She usually to Russian Club in Capital Hotel. I think that venue is not discussed much in this forum.[/QUOTE]She must be the one that I mentioned in one of my reports, really recommendable.

About the Russian Club at Capitol I went there for the first time last night. It was basically empty around 11. After half an hour about 4 or 5 girls arrived, below average I would say, and maybe only one was Russian. There was a group of beauties having dinner (surely Russians) that after a while were hidden from view by a bamboo curtain. Looking at the way they were every now and then leaving the table it is quite sure that were WG's, but it was not so evident.

The only ones worth of note were the 2 singers, really stunners, and one of the bar tenders, were amicable but I cannot say more. Before midnight I dialed the number of my "friends" and left the place.

[QUOTE=Claxton; 1403200]She must be the one that I mentioned in one of my reports, really recommendable.

About the Russian Club at Capitol I went there for the first time last night. It was basically empty around 11. After half an hour about 4 or 5 girls arrived, below average I would say, and maybe only one was Russian. There was a group of beauties having dinner (surely Russians) that after a while were hidden from view by a bamboo curtain. Looking at the way they were every now and then leaving the table it is quite sure that were WG's, but it was not so evident.

The only ones worth of note were the 2 singers, really stunners, and one of the bar tenders, were amicable but I cannot say more. Before midnight I dialed the number of my "friends" and left the place.[/QUOTE]Thanks for reporting about Capitol Hotel. I visit Dubai in transit and generally do not stay more than 12-14 hours. I don't know why but she gave me the impression that Russian Club is something like a decade old Russian Club in Sheraton Diera with fresh stock coming from CIS, very high quality and reasonable price. That is why I usually stick to tried and tested Panorama, York, Regal and Kubu

[QUOTE=Mjolnir 213; 1402935]Good for you dude!

I genuinely wish you all the best. I too reached a point where I was tired of fucking around and a getting in and out of a series of pointless relationships."Retired" a few times myself until finally finding the right one for me and settled down.

I am happier and more at peace with myself than ever before and my family is easily my most important achievement.

Still, we all need a break to let off some steam. I think that personally, I don't crave the mongering anymore and see it more as a vacation when I have the chance. Not like I will go out of my way to do it or sneak around. Also, my wife knows who I was before and who I am today very well, and we sort of have an unspoken understanding with certain ground rules.

In her own way, she is a very wise person and understands the nature of men.

Check back in on us 3 or 4 years after you are married and let us know how things are going.

WB[/QUOTE]Very wise words.

Only thing I would add that in most cases this level of trusts take 4-5 years

The Shooter and his trusty wingman the Accountant were at a loose end one Friday afternoon, and decided to reacquaint themselves with the Panorama Hotel and its infamous bar Jockeys, where gentlemen are never short of a mount.

Entering the bar at 3:30pm was free of charge. The bar was fairly well populated with prostitutes and punters. The guys were mostly silvertop Westerners, while the ladies were mostly mature but well-preserved Chinese. The Accountant calculated the median age of the ladies at 44, and of the men at 55. He also estimated that of all the gentlemen present, only 2 were bereft of tattoos (no guessing who they were).

The Accountant was also pleased to note the prices of the drinks: dh15 for Coke, dh25 for a pint of draught, and dh22 for a gottle of geer. Only Red Bull was overpriced at dh25 a can.

The interviews began with possibly the youngest pair, in their late 30's. Such gilded youth didn't come cheap though: dh500 ST! They were distinctly reluctant to negotiate; perhaps they smelt the money on the Accountant. The best the Shooter could manage was a 3-some for dh800. WTF.

In walked a couple of younger ladies, probably mid-20s. Looked Fili, but in fact they were Viet. Very cute but very poor Engrish. The Shooter could not make himself understood, so he had to give up. Talk about failing to organize an orgy in a brothel, LOL.

More women streamed in, including a couple of Pakis. One was quite fit, except for a permanent scowl. Eventually the Shooter spotted a petite Chinese in sexy stockings and unusual semi-western features. She called over her friend, tall and cute, who looked like a Chinese version of Sue Ellen from Dallas.

Dh600 was the agreed ST fee for the duo. To the Shooter's astonishment, they prodded a Chinese guy who was supping a pint, and they left together. Outside the Chinese guy jumped into a Hummer H3 (!). He was the appointed taxi driver WTF. The ST joint was in a run-down Indian residential area between Bank Street and the Creek. The Shooter, the Chinese dude, and 2 sexily attired Chinese girls alighted from the Hummer. Several dozen Indian guys stopped what they were doing and did that hypnotic staring thing that they do. Fucking weird shit.

Into the apartment block, away from the Staring Squad thank Christ, and one Indian dude followed into the lift. Alighted at the first floor, the girls pretended not to know where to go, to avoid the curiosity of the looky-lou, and only proceeded when the lift doors shut. An old Chinese bird opened the door and ushered the 3-some into a reasonably appointed room, with a queen-size bed and a jury-rigged shower in one corner. Clearly the room had been designed with ST sessions in mind. Cost was dh50 for each girl, so dh100 to the old mama.

The Chinese birds immediately stripped off to reveal average bodies. The Shooter should have to told the short one to keep her sexy stockings on, that was an oversight. After stripping, they insisted on the money up front. The Shooter refused but they insisted. His spidey sense figured it would be OK, and he didn't want this strange experience to end, so he relented. The short one took off her shoes and became incredibly short. Fucking hell she was like a hobbit princess, but with a hairy Bush instead of hairy feet.

Well on with show, and after some standing-up smooching with Sue Ellen, he got horizontal on the bed and the hobbit princess started a nice slow BBBJ while Sue Ellen smooched and licked his nipples. Luvly jubbly. Sue Ellen got on top and started some cowboy action. Pretty good but after 30 seconds the hobbit princess announced that she was horny and insisted on changing places.

A quick change of condom and she was on top. Well, she was no spring chicken but had a nice tight pussy. After a while she asked to change and they moved into missionary position. The Shooter gazed lustfully at her sophisticated facial features, and noticed at last. Fucking hell. She'the had plastic surgery, hence the exotic semi-western look. She was like a fucking Chinese Joan Rivers. Probably in her 50's at least.

That stopped the Shooter in his tracks. The Chinese noticed of course, and simply segued into a hand-jobby touchy-feely phase. Off with the condom and various hands were on various pussies and the Shooter's cock. The Shooter wanted to fuck Sue Ellen again, but he didn't insist, instead he went with the flow, which was possibly a mistake as they got him off quickly by hand after less than 25 minutes in the room.

A quick shower, back in the Hummer and a 5-minute drive back to Jockeys. The Chinese dude requested dh40 as the 2-way fare, which just about sufficed to get him another pint and to pay for the fuel consumed by the monstrous Hummer engine in the 3km round trip. It was a good feeling to be back in Jockeys in the late afternoon. Fucked by five o'clock. And feeling mellow. The Accountant had gone off for a massage, so the Shooter had a couple of pints himself.

It was a completely different atmosphere on his return. The Shooter was now recognized as a player. A guy who pays his dues and does the business without fuss. A potential repeat customer. Sue Ellen smiled longingly from afar. Joan Rivers came over and rubbed herself all over him. The Shooter felt good. He shot the breeze with the ladies and took some numbers. He resolved that there would be a next time, and it would be a longer short-time!

Just want to say hi, as I try to figure this out, my first post I guess.

Good forum with great experiences

Greetings all. I recently continued with my sampling of Dubai's MPs and decided to check out one mentioned by Mo the Pro in mid-Feb. The MP is located on Al Wasl and is a well-presented, reputable-looking establishment. If you have to wait for a masseuse to be ready, there is a TV and free coffee machine in the reception area. I've visited this MP twice now, and have been impressed both times.

I opted for a 60min Chinese massage with oil which set me back 200AED, so not the cheapest, but it's reasonable, especially if the massage is good (which this was). All rooms are properly enclosed with floor-to-ceiling walls and a proper door. All seem to have a shower in too. Massages are on the table-type beds as opposed to futons / mattresses on the floor. As Mo mentioned, no disposable shorts are necessary here; a simple towel-covering is acceptable, although the towel doesn't stay in position for long!

The masseuse was a slim, young-ish, attractice PRC wearing trousers and a normal spa-style top. The massage was good with plenty of decent, firm strokes as well as titilation and 'finger exploration' by the masseuse. On my first visit, the masseuse began the customary long thigh strokes and ball-brushing with 15mins left. I was surprised, however, when she started to give me a HJ without having asked permission nor negotiated a price beforehand. Like the polite gentleman that I am, I allowed the masseuse to continue with her sterling work uninterrupted. I did not attempt any access to assets apart from a casual stroking of her backside as this was my first visit. The HJ was of a good quality and the masseuse seemed to take pride, rather than boredom, in her work. Once the necessary climax had been reached, she towelled me down and offered me a shower. As I was in a rush, I politely declined. At this point, there had still been no mention of a tip. However, as I dressed, I dutifully paid her 100AED for the HJ and an extra 20AED for being so gracious about it. She seemed delighted with this.

On my return a week later, I asked for the same masseuse. She remembered me and was much more chatty this time (although her English is not the best). The massage was, again, of good quality. As we got towards the business end of the massage, she this time asked me what I would like, coyly asking if I preferred with the hand or with the mouth. Indicating the latter, she took me to the shower to give me a brief wash down, before proceeding with an excellent BBBJ. This time, I asked for access to assets and was given permission with a smile. She pulled down her leggings and underwear and seemed to enjoy being played with whilst pleasuring me. Again, no negotiations had taken place, making the whole experience so much more relaxed and pleasant. On 'completion', she towelled me down and washed me in the shower. This time, I paid her 200AED as I felt this was the right amount of tip for such exemplary service. She was very pleased.

Overall:

Looks: 7. 5/10.

Massage: 8/10.

Extras: 9/10.

Atmosphere: 10/10.

Would I return: Yes! I am booked in again tomorrow. I think this might be my new regular MP.

Seems like I saw a post here saying that nobody had reported on Jules for a while, so thought I would put in a quick one here.

Arrived at Jules Tuesday evening around 11:00PM. The usual Filipino cover band was playing, but they were really too loud which made it difficult to carry on a conversation, which after all is the reason we would go there. Bar area was packed, with a M / F ratio of about 50:50. Looked like a 50:50 mix of CIS and PRC, with a few Stans and a couple of Africans, and I also talked with one very homely Vietnamese girl. Didn't appear to be many Filipinas, so if that's what you are after, Jules isn't the place. Quality wasn't bad, with perhaps 20% of them being the chubby CIS variety. Maybe even a few 9s there, and I wasn't disappointed at the possibilities. Pints of Kilkenny cost 34.

Although I had originally set out in search of CIS for a change, ended up being approached by a 28 yo PRC girl, who was long and tall. Between the between the Kilkennys and my weakness for long legs, I gave in. She was really a lot of fun for a PRC girl, whom I normally find to be mechanical clock watchers. I would even considere her GFE-ish, complete with apparently genuine orgasms. Damage was 600AED for a few hours, with her asking price starting out at 1000. After those few hours, she wanted to stay and asked for another 400, but I needed to get up early the next morning for a flight to London, likely with a hangover, and was happy enough at that point anyway. Not a frequent visitor to Dubai, so I'm not sure how the 600AED rate was for ST, but any comments from experienced Dubai mongers would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Stylish Man 17; 1403888]Greetings all. I recently continued with my sampling of Dubai's MPs and decided to check out one mentioned by Mo the Pro in mid-Feb. The MP is located on Al Wasl and is a well-presented, reputable-looking establishment. If you have to wait for a masseuse to be ready, there is a TV and free coffee machine in the reception area. I've visited this MP twice now, and have been impressed both times.

Overall:

Looks: 7. 5/10.

Massage: 8/10.

Extras: 9/10.

Atmosphere: 10/10.[/QUOTE]I know this place, been there last time yesterday and can confirm 100% everything said by Stylish Man.

There has recently been a small change in the staff. When I got there there were 3 girls available but I only saw one, Chinese, and since she looked more than okay (Asian lovers consider this judgement in the 10's, as I am not into Asians.) I did not ask to see the others.

I negotiated with the receptionist what to choose, just to avoid hear candles, rock therapy, etc, and opted for the 2 hours service. At the end I believe that neither she nor I had a clear idea on what I took!

I must admit that this girl, Sophie, made one of the best massages I have had, very professional, with some very light signs of exploring, just with the finger tips without been too explicit at any time. After front and back she eventually asked if I wanted a special, and said that HJ would have been 200 and BJ 500, to which I said that there would have been no way. At the end we agreed on 250 for the BJ, I know it is too much but I considered it as a compensation for the great professional part. I would quote the BJ as a 5, very basic, no CIM. She stated that she normally does not do BJ's with customers but only HJ's, reason for lack of experience in the mouth skills together with the fact that she only had sex in her life a few times only (obviously I did not buy it, but did let her talk) having no boyfriend and having been engaged in her life only for a few months (she is 24). Once agreed, as the door could not be locked, she did not take her top and trousers off but I had access to all assets.

When finished, since had to complete the 2 hours, she asked me where I would have like to be massaged and left the choice to her. She worked more on the upper body and then went for a fantastic foot massage which almost made me sleep.

Once everything was over I took a shower in the room, as said by Stylish all rooms have shower, and on my way out I spotted another 3 girls, of which a slim one caught my attention and will possibly be my next masseuse.

It is really a recommendable place, one of the best I have visited, even though they are not too many.

new to forum but not to the scene. , been explorin' dubai's amps recently, it's alot of fun though i'd share some reports.

a month ago i checked out this amp in barsha, near the barsha cassels hotel, where there are many small shops (backside not main road) the spa has a large sign and located directly opposite a paki or indian kebab shop. went in with no expectations, i just wanted to get my muscles fixed up (seriously :p) , opted for the oil massage cost 180. the place is not that classy but acceptable, rooms have doors with small glass windows, however the glass is heavily tinted so it's hard to see through it, so i wasn't too concerned about privacy. the receptionist told me to undress and wait, took my clothes out, put on the towel and lay face down on the floor mattress.

few minutes later a thai masseuse walks in, and boy was she hot! she was one of them fair skinned thais, late 20's, wore a white shirt with jeans, very fit, face a total beauty 9/10 no less (again i'm very particular about that rating!) , decent sized rack, real tight ass, and i was like dude am i lucky today. she greets me with alot of energy, then proceeds to slide off the towel entirely off my back, tosses the towel on the side of the bed (awesome!) and proceeds to oil me up. massage tech was real good. 7/10 she knew her stuff, firm strokes straighten out my back, she started talking to me and it turns out she's actually very intelligent, has alot of opinions about stuff, it was the first time i've encountered such an intelligent thai masseuse in dubai, talked about everything, english was pretty good, very gfe style conversation. she then proceeded to my ass (my fav) , she was "very thorough" the way i like it, lot of teasing and brushing my balls, and i especially loved how she slid her hand right under and grabbed and stroked my cock, she seemed to enjoy it too as she giggled while doing it.

turned face up and what a view, she was certainly a stunner and i enjoyed it, a very rare occurrence in dubai amps. without me asking, she goes ahead and grabs my good ol friend, her hands dripping with oil, no negotiation or tips asked, supercroc now swimmin in the lake, she came closer to me i knew she wanted to be loved, so i did. i got to explore all the land i like, she was real horny, wet and kept moaning. hj was 8/10, she was gentle and knew the right strokes at the right speed, it was awesome till i exploded all over the place :p. i'm sure she was willing, but didn't ask for more.

there were still 10 min or so remaining, i liked how she washed up and still came back to finish up till the 1 hour was over, she even gave me an extra 5 min, alot of places undercut you by 15 min or so (which i hate). when she finished, i got up to the shower room and washed up, she came in the shower room and kept looking at me (sweet!) and i told her jokingly "what you looking at" she said she really likes me and the way i look, bla bla, and she kept checkin me out and chatting with me the whole time i showered.

till the point i put my clothes on, not even once she hinted for a tip, she wasn't even concerned at all, i still took out aed 100 and tipped her, she thanked me and smiled, did her thai style bowing and thank you and i leave.

2 weeks later, still recalling that mind blowing experience, a perfect blend of good massage + looks i was up for another one, i called in and i was told she was transferred to another branch with another name (also in barsha) , i called that branch and they told me she left for thailand (forever not vacation)! i was shocked and real disheartened, what a gem and too bad i didn't bother to get her details, maybe she's going to be back in dubai some other place.

oh well got to move on to the next one :p, i haven't been back to this amp yet, however you guys are free to explore, i'm not sure of the quality of the other masseuses maybe they're terrible who knows, i'll report back if i do find another good experience in this amp.

[QUOTE=Mo The Pro; 1398809]Hey guys,

Made it to Dubai on Friday morning and having booked an appointment in one of the MPs near Abu Baker Al-Sadiq station I decided to stay around the area and went to Wafi mall. This mall is always empty and I don't know why. Female workers there seems to be walking around the mall hunting for guys so I'm sure if I was into doing 30+ years old ladies this place would be the place to go and hunt for free pussies.

Anyways, had my breakfast and coffee and went to my scheduled appointment. Reached the place which is located 5 buildings away from the metro station (exact name and phone number could be PM'ed to contributing members). The receptionist was also one of the masseuses on the MP's facebook page but I chose a different girl (Rose). I booked a 2 hours massage / Moroccan bath treatment (AED 350 but could be had for 300 only) and was led to a nice room for the massage first. Rose came in wearing a body tight sports outfit and asked me to wear the disposable underwear which I politely declined and was met with a big accepting smile. What followed was a decent Thai / Swedish oil massage for an hour. She didn't talk much and was surprised that 'little Mo didn't even show a sign of being excited even during all of her touching and poking around that area and the funny negotiation we've been hearing from the next room. Massage was 7 out of 10.

With the massage done I was escorted to the steam room which was very private and had double doors (one for the dressing room and the other for the actual steam bath). We got inside the room and I noticed that she locked the door from the inside so I was feeling very comfortable at that point of time. She took me inside the steam bath and asked me to remove my towel, and I did so, and stood there buck naked when she started to rub my full body with a paste of mixed herbals which included Hena. She was not shy at all and when she applied the paste on my partly aroused shaft I smiled and asked her if she's going to rub it as well. She smiled and said OF COURSE and told me that she thought I would never ask. Then, I asked her if FS could be enjoyed in this private room and she politely declined and countered with offering me either a HJ or a BJ at AED 500! I laughed and told her that I want both a HJ before the scrubbing and a BJ afterwards but ain't paying anything close to AED 500. She said OK and without discussing the fee anymore she asked me to lay on the bed for 15 minutes and went out to activate the steam.

15 minutes later she came back in and washed my body and proceeded to give me that HJ. I stopped her and asked her nicely to take her cloth off and after a couple of teases and smiles she said she'd take everything off except the panties and I said OK (she said that she never did that before with anybody and that I shouldn't tell any of my friends that she did as she would not do it with anyone else but I can't keep such info from my fellow punters, decent ones at least). The HJ was nice and I was able to play with her tits and pussy and I believe we both came together as my hand were full of her juices when my jizz was all over her hand and legs. HJ was 7 out of 10 also.

She then gave me a 30 minute scrub while trying to get 'little Mo excited again with no success. Scrubbing done and shower taking I asked her to start sucking and she gave me a very decent BJ. Life pumped into my shaft again but she was trying so hard while I was playing with her full body without me cumming. She was so worked up that she told me that she'd have sex with me if I had a condom and I smiled and said that I did. Condom taken out and put on and what followed was a very steamy session of sex and I had a very difficult time keeping her moans down. Still not being able to cum after another 10 minutes of banging her and with her lady juices dripping on my balls and legs I asked her to take the condom of and give me a head again. I came in her mouth after another 5 minutes and she kept on sucking until I felt my balls will be sucked out of my dick. The HJ and FS were both 9 out of 10 and the overall experience which took almost 3 hours was a solid 8.

Gave her AED 500 and went out to the reception area to find a different receptionist which looked like a cougar (35+ years old) who kept on flirting with me while drinking my cup of tea. This is a cougar that I would definitely do if I had the chance next time around. Also noticed a very young looking girl in a white T and jeans who was giving another guy a massage and looked very horny doing it. Maybe she will be my pick in my 12 April trip back to Dubai.

Will be missing Dubai until I come back but Bahrain here I come.

Mo[/QUOTE]Good report Mo, I passed by the same place last week but it was shutdown, don't know why. Called the number on the shop couple of times no answer till a lady with poor English answered, she said they are closed for couple of weeks.

Got back two weeks ago from DXB and all I can say is every time I visit is an experience. Without going into much details I will summarize my trip. I've spent about a week, and during the final days it was nerve wrecking for me that I decided to watch 4 movies back to back one day. I apologize in advance for lengthy detailed reports.

Day 1: Arrived on time and god bless emirates fast track card and out of customs not forgetting to make a pit stop at Duty Free. Car rented, arrived at Seaview, a very warm welcome from the staff and since they know me well the receptionist arranged my regular room for me. Had a quick dinner at roof top and off I went to Marine's bar 50DHS entry including one drink. Some guy wishing me good luck while getting in, thanks mate. Don't know what that was about, but thanks anyway. The moment I stepped in I was attached by African shark – like for the love of god, someone please tell them teach them some skills! The usual BS, and whenever they come I give them the run around that I'm local Emirati and here to check out the scene not sure if that scares them from being LE or not.

I was supposed to meet a fellow ISG'er but due to delay in my dinner he had already left with his African jackpot. So no friend but quick scan the quality seem to be meh and I decided to get 2 beers and head back to get some sleep before my meetings next day.

Day 2: Today I was committed to get some action, let's say I wasn't focused to work but rather do just some heavy pounding, specially after coming back from Toronto with the heat in my body. Got to thank Misha for his Russian MILF contact, we were chatting back and forth over What's app and SMS and decided to meet for later tonight. Everything was set for her to arrive at my hotel, got SMS from her that she will be delayed till 11pm so decided to go meet fellow ISG'er at Marine's. There he was sitting with his African jackpot from last night, very good body and luscious lips. He gave me good feedback about her except it was CBJ not BBBJ well I already have a GF and she is on her way was my response to all the other African military women who thought would be good to wrap their arms around me as if we are long lost friends. Even the girl from the previous night didn't recognize me and went with her pitch, then I had to remind her who I was. Got SMS from Ms Blondie 'A' that she is waiting for me in the lobby and off I went to receive her. Now here is the surprise, it wasn't the MILF who I was chatting with but a brunette Russian instead.

Asked her if she changed her hair color and her response was that what's app profile pic is that of her friends. Something was fishy indeed, but I was determined to pound her. Let's describe her. MILF, a little curvy at the right angles of the body, slight heavier. We went to Marine's bar to introduce him to the RedBarron but he was being a gentleman and went to sit with his African jackpot on another table. We found the place to be a bit loud and decided to head over to Cavalli Club. As always this club is simply amazing. We arrived at the club, started to have a few drinks and got to know each other and the best part we were hitting it off. During the conversation she slipped out her name as Christina, so upon confronting her about it she said no Christina is my friend and I'm Layla. More drinks started to come in and more personal she became, pic of son, mom, sister were being shown. Great, had a feeling that this could go slightly downhill but I had full faith in Misha's contact. Told the bartender to cut it off and got us last shots. But L wanted to dance, we danced for 30 mins straight to beats of DJ Katerina, in the midst of the dancing we started making out, and here I'm thinking that I'm spending the night in jail if we get reported, fine nothing happened. Minutes later we are dry humping and making out, an arm comes and separates us and it was a bouncer with a warning. We did that again after few mins and apologized. The thing time she wanted to do it again but I had to push her off and the bouncer thanked me. I told her it's time to go.

We got on in our taxi and she has a straight blank face, she is about to pass out. I stop at gas station get her water, drama begins. We got in our room, she makes out more and asks for money, told her I have her 800 in my pocket she says no 1000, I've clearly told her that if she behaves like this and all drunk she is not looking at any cash. We make out undress and she heads to the washroom and says I can't do this I'm getting dizzy and I need to go home give me the money. And all this happening while we are naked and my dick is standing like Burj Khalifa but upon hearing that it was a low rise of Bur Dubai. I clearly told her that she can have 100 DHS and get the fuck out, I will be calling Misha and telling him about your bad behavior she pushes me to the bed and starts giving me a BBBJ switching over to 69, on went the condom and cow girl to missionary to doggy and unloading on her tits upon her request.

I just couldn't believe what was going on. She passed out, I cleaned up the room a bit, locked even the watch I was wearing along with my cell phones and went to sleep, during middle of the night she wakes me up and asks where the condoms are told her where it was and she said make it up I want to fuck. Ok who am I to refuse. Some quick pounding and back to bed. She told me she had work at 10am, it was 9 and I was waking her up but she won't budge. Started fingering her and she locks lips, it was a bit gross without brushing teeth before hand but whatever. 3rd pounding she happily took. She refreshed, got dressed + make up and she was walking out the door, had to yell and call her back, I had to remind her about the money, gave her 1000 and sent her off she was happy and wanted to meet again. Not sure if with such a crazy rollercoaster ride if I'the do it again. But nevertheless, she gave me a different number and said it's better if I call her on this and not the other one on what's app, god knows whats going on here.

Day 3: I decided to take a break and just enjoy drinking. I did my morning chores, some shopping and some nap before I'm ready for night out, Marine's bar was out of the question, called RedBarron and he was going out with his African jackpot. I had to go solo, started off with Budda Bar and it was really hard to distinguish between WG and normal girls, moved over to Fairmont Cin Cin bar, long freaking drive. Arrived and George (bouncer) greeted me escorted me to the vodka bar. The lovely ladies were wondering what kind of service I'm getting that the bouncer even knows my drink. Thanked him and slipped a 50. Look at the left, smile, turn to the right, smile and a wink. Ok seriously ladies I may like to roll high but not 3000DHS is not my cup of tea and I rather buy LV wallet for that much money. Tried casual talk with Tatiana, who hails from Russia but didn't give her any room to sell her service and in the mean time a Saudi dude with a full thobe, shmag (the attire and head gear) came and stole her from me, hey that's my lady you assole! I snooze I looze. Hendi the bartender was witnessing the events unfold and told me 'sir, you are better off spending your money elsewhere, come early and I can recommend you something better' Don't think so Hendi and I excused to go to the washroom to drop some Hiroshima and nagasakis and two men walk in and complaining how these girls are charging 3000DHS and other gentleman is advising the other about Seaview / Regal and it was a good entertainment all together.

Day 4: A visit to Dubai is incomplete without encountering a fili delight. No need to for any hard work in searching for fili, a quick phone call to Ms Lovely and every need will be satisfied. Now this is not the new Ms Lovely that's at Ratsky (her report to be followed later) this is Ms Lovely from Wicked Roger days. Now L and I have had established a client-server relationship, I think I may have spent over 10, 000DHS since the time I've known her (Fuck that's a lot of money, I just realized that) I even bought her return tickets from DXB to PI includes gifts and what not. Oh well, the only drawback this time was her time was limited. She was working 8-4 and she is available 5-1:30am and cannot sleep overnight. That's overkill for me, no sleep no care, after long conversations I finally had to give in and settle down for 5-1:30. She arrived on time wearing jeans skirt and a black tube top and a jacket.

Formalities done at reception and off to the room, we did some chit chat and she tells me that she is leaving for PI soon and would like my help, I assured that she doesn't need to worry. I did hook her up with cigarettes, chocolates for her bros and sis etc. A few drinks and all the numbers and positions were taken care of. We napped a bit and some more pounding. Room service dinner, chat, drinks and some more pounding, it was 11:00 and we showered together gave her 1100DHS and set her off, I usually pay her 600-800 DHS for overnight but since she was with me for 6 hours I also had to gift her the go away money. She didn't seem too happy about it, told her that I'the see her on my last day before I leave and she was ok about it.

Now I wasn't going to waste my night, but rather go out and hunt for my prey for the next night, Hendi had promised me something and I was looking forward to it. Off I went to Cin Cin bar again, greeted by George and escorted, no 50 this time and when I asked him where is Hendi turns out felix the doucebag manager decided to give him a day off. My luck! Took my drink and moved to the corner of the bar, wasn't in the mood to talk with anyone, got a few smiles and I smiled back. Sat down, got to enjoy my Redbull+vodka, service was crappy since I was at the corner, called the bartender and complained where he decided to move me to the bar right next to two ultra-gorgeous girls. As usual I ignore and follow up the news on the pope on the iphone. One of the girl was taken and now I'm alone at the bar with her, she gets a call and talks. I ask her if she is Morrocan, yes she said. Saudi? She asked. Nope, But I do live in Saudi, I'm of mixed breed told her to which she laughs. Introductions made and we start to converse in Arabic, she doesn't like my behavior looking at the phone all time, told her I need to show off that I'm an important person so hence my paranoia of looking at my phone all the time. We get interrupted by potential clients for her, an indian dude, back and forth negotiating for godsake, make up your mind dude.

To be polite and I told her that for the night I'm planning to sleep alone (just so she can go with the indian guy) she says for the night she just needs a good company. Ordered a drink for her some white wine, another dude comes I thought Lebanese but she said Egyptian, she dislikes them because of their loudness (that's what she said) we conversed till about 1:50am, two people just hitting off at the bar. I told her that I normally don't pick up girls from here because of crappy service but she assured me that isn't the case with her. I frankly told her that tonight it won't happen. She said she charges 2500 but she will be charging 2000 for me. Again I told her not today but she said maybe day after tomorrow because she was booked for the next night. I took her number, the indian dude came and got angry with her for not giving her number to him earlier. Before any scene took place I jet off.

For the newbies, Cin cin bar is located at Fairmont Dubai on the second floor. This is a cigar bar with expensive drinks, vodka + cranberry can run you 50dhms. The girls here are very classy high end starting from 2000-3000 with little chance of negotiation.

Day 5: Usual chores, vampire diaries begin at 10 by going to Hyatt for the infamous Premier. Those buggers changed the entrance door and it's now from the other side. The African club waitress told me to from other side and I had returned to ask her about some questions about parking, then I try to be nice to her and tell her to let me in from here to which an angry looking shrek's sister from the Philippines comes out and tells me to go from the other side or you go in this bar and spend 100 DHS and you enter for free in the club. Did anyone know about this? I tell her to show me, she takes me in and I tell her, why I give 100 to bar, you take 50 and let me in and viola. Line bypassed and stamped to go in.

Premier is a heaven of all kind of girls, the good, the ugly and the one in between. Met my Moroccan girl from previous trip, she remembered me and this time she had changed. Told her I'm here to enjoy the drinks, started walking around the invasion of Saudis was just disgusting for me to stay and enjoy. Everyone wants to talk to me in Arabic, UAE is one place where I like to stay away from Saudis and if I do meet them I like to converse in English. UGH!

Time to exit and off to RockafellasatRegal. 100 DHS entry fees, take my drink and off to the pool tables. So if someone went there two weeks ago and realized why the coin acceptor of one of the table was broken, it was me. Yes, I pushed it soo hard that I broke it. Anyways, enjoying my drinks and playing pool with random people was fun. Not interested in hunting, but later I had the urge so I took a stroll around the block and see some beauties going away with the hobbyist good job guys. And some guys refusing to pay at the club to the mamasans or whatever you want to call them, super kudos to you guys. Never PAY at the club. Nothing that I liked, all in the range of 5-7, there was one that I liked but she was already taken when I approached her the guy showed up from nowhere and said she is mine. Went to other side of the bar and asked one of the MILF if she can give me some space to get a drink. God my drink and started hanging out with her for some company and time to kill. She introduced herself as Dr. Irina from Ukraine and has a degree in psychology. Great, what are you doing at this place was my question. She replied 'I'm looking for a patient to study'. Fantastic marketing skills, I asked her for consultation fees and she said 1500, asked her about service and it includes everything, she described it. Later on she tell me I'm the most difficult patient she has ever encountered and that I must be fun in the room. No comment, told her I'm not interested and that I'm very tired and drunk. A few more chit chat and she got pissed at me. But kudos to the dude who took her friend, dude Irina was much better looking. As if you are on ISG haha. 3am the parking lot market begins, I'm standing next to my car and this chick comes and says 'lets go to your room and have sex'. I politely declined by telling her my gf is in the room and unless she wants to get fucked by her she is welcome.

In case you guys wondering that I'm drinking and driving, yes and no, I drink under limit and make sure that I'm sober enough to drive back even with UAE zero limit drinking and driving I'm very careful about it so before anyone starts to flame about it.

Day 6: I message Sara (the Morrocan from Cin cin) and ask her if we are set to meet at Cin Cin where I will pick meet her for some sushi + drinks and rendezvous at my hotel. In the midst of the day she called me and told me it's today or never as she is leaving for Malaysia for a job opportunity. I'm guessing she will be WGing there for a while. I found it a bit weird and knowing the attitude of Moroccan girls specially the ones from high end hotels that my spidey senses were tingling to reject her. But hey, in such situations I always think with little max, so it's still a go.

7PM I arrive at DXB mall and parked, phone rings and it was boss calling to discuss some issue, turns out it was a conference call with all the big wigs and I get in the mall find somewhere quiet, conf call finished at 8:30 and met my friend and her kids for dinner. We finished around 10:30 and things were not looking good as for some odd reason my phone battery had reached to 15 % I message Sara that I'm leaving the mall and heading to Cin Cin, just hang and wait for me. Rush to the parking lot and just my luck, because of the fucking conference call I had forgotten where I parked. I quickly rush down to the taxi stand and take the available taxi to head into the lot to search, all I did remember that I parked in Cinema lot. Messaged her my battery is dying and to wait for me no matter what. I found my car at approximately 12:00am, and rushed to cin cin.

Upon arrival there she was exiting the elevator with a big smile on her face, happy to see her boyfriend return from serving military time in Iraq, alas, some hand was wrapped around her waist and she had already made a move. She looked once and didn't seem to happy, she passed me with her target and turned around once and waved goodbye. Day over.

Day 7: Friday night, party in town. My cousin had arranged a night out as a surprise party for me. He picked me up in his Lamborghini Gallardo and what attention you get in that car. Chick magnet indeed. After driving near DXB mall it was Armani / Prive club. One of luxurious clubs in Dubai and the atmosphere felt I was in Moscow with majority of blondes. Spoke to a few girls and invited to our table, but turns out they are just either tourists or expats living in Dubai. Tried to break the ice to see if there was a good chance of lay but didn't push hard enough because the company I was with was my cousin and his friends and some of his female friends warned me about some of the girls being 'WG' but the ones I spoke to didn't seem like it. His friends were Syrian, Iraqi, and a Saudi girl. The Saudi girl was off limits, she was already dating one of the other guy in the group and going anywhere near her except to say hello was Haram (forbidden). But I was eyeing the Iraqi chick Sally.

It was getting late and I wanted some action as it was my second last night. What ticked me off is I get a message from Lovely asking to 'barraw' 2000 DHS. YIKES! No issue for me I know she will make it up in her services but I thought that this has crossed the level some how. I shut off my phone to avoid any other messages from her to hear her plea stories. Now I told Sally that I want to get laid and she better hook me up a girl tonight and I don't know if it was the alcohol or my charm that she said 'why don't you fuck me tonight'. Told my cousin I'm taxing it to the hotel, he winked at me, grabbed Sally's hand and off to the hotel. Some make out sessions in the car, the taxi driver warned us. Forgot as it felt like my one night stands in Toronto. Apologized to him. Sally's description is that she is 5'3 D size boobs which I only figured after undressing her as I thought they were smaller for some reason, average size body with slightly uplifted buttocks. I only got to know about the uplifted buttocks because she got them modified. She asked me why I had a large box of condoms and whether I was seeing any 'hookers' at this stage I wanted to slap her mouth my dick and just fuck her, but wasn't sure if a yes would kill her mood. I told her that since we are drunk I will say yes and resume to bang her. It was a one night stand, we exchanged numbers and would hook up on my next trip to Dubai. She works at Internet City with one of the major IT company. Score!

Day 8: Sally and I had breakfast and went to drop her off at Jebel Ali. That place is frigging far. Anyhoo, since I was not happy with Lovely's request I decided that I will spend the night hunting at Ratsky. Although I was soo dried out with Sally I wasn't even sure if I will be able to perform.

Met a few friends for dinner and because it longer than expected we arrived to Ratsky at around 12, at this moment you can see some of the beauties already leaving with the honeys. So the key is, if you need a good fili, arrive early. We got our drinks and for Saturday night the place was pretty packed. I'the say 3:1 ratio, lots of Indian men. We split looking for our prey. Now, I saw this beauty and I wanted her, with wanted her I mean I wanted to have her. She was nowhere in looks like a fili. I messaged my friend to come wing man it up for me but he was no where to be seen. I had to man up and talk to her, forgot her name but she is Fili with Irish mix, face to die for. It was sad that she was giving very cold responses. She then moved on to the table with full of indian dudes I guess she wasn't a WG, I was eyeing her the whole time and then she moved on to the table with Caucasian males, confirmed she is a WG. Tried approaching her again but no luck. My friend was witnessing all this and clearly said 'I got rejected by a WG' came back to the bar and started talking to a cutie pie who went by the name of 'Lovely' just great, what I was looking for. She was petite, small sized boobs and medium cut hair. English was pass. Got her Corona and I was damn sure that I'm taking her tonight. She opened up with 700 and says she will not be giving any discount. Tried 500 still no luck. After some more chit chat and asking about service it was all positions and BBBJ so 700 for all night not bad. Some other hobbyist came in and started talking to her, and I didn't want to leave her, the moment she looked at me I said. 700 deal, let's go.

Drove back to the hotel, she was hesitant to get in the car and I assured her by giving her 200DHS in the car and told her that the rest in the morning, she started yelling that it wasn't agreed and I realized she is right. Came to the hotel, formalities done at reception and up in the room we started off with some DFK and she wanted to shower. What about $$, I asked. She said I believe you and I will take it in the morning. We got undressed and she had nice perky nipples and clean shaven landing strip. Lifted her and took her to the bathroom, she was hardly 50KGs.

I finger her and she gets wait like Niagara falls, DFK in shower and back in the room I flip her upside down for some standing 69. Unless you have a strong back, I don't recommend you to try this. Lots of BBBJ, and then we moved on to missionary followed by cowgirl and doggy. Some standing positions and finally came in her mouth on her request. She didn't swallow though, so no idea why the mouth request.

Ordered some room service and off to bed after. Morning action before the flight and goodbye to new Lovely with 500+100 tip.

Didn't take her phone number as she said she is leaving Dubai in a few weeks and plans to be in HK or Malaysia. Hence there was no benefit in taking her number and for ISG members you can find her at Ratsky and some have already met her I believe.

Now, I think time has come for me to make a change and start hobbying in other parts of the world. Malaysia too far, so is PI but Wicked Roger has some good recommendations over there so I might venture out with him this year. Other than that Ukraine or Germany will be my other target but I need to work out DXB budget vs Europe. Since DXB is closer to Saudi for me that is my only choice and one more recommendation to fellow members, please do not hobby when Saudis are in town. Their next vacation schedule starts from June first week I believe until September.

Again apologize for the lengthy detailed reports.

Spent a little time at each of these establishments. Quick overview:

Atlantis: En Dolce Bar. High end nightclub scene on a Thursday night. Dh100 Cover. Outstanding talent. Several 9/10 blondes, and 20+ 7/8's. Prices started at DH2000. Would definitely be fun, but didn't feel like spending that much.

Intercontinental: Spent the most time here, but had a hard time getting a read on it. Seem to me that they keep a tighter lock on the action. Clearly the hotel is Western in nature, but always saw several affluent locals hanging out in the elegant lobby. So not just an expat hub The best place for girls to hang out would be the bar on the 26th floor, already past security but never saw one girl there on several trips at different times. Trader Vics in the mall had some pretty girls, but all seemed attached. Didn't see any obviously available on several trips. Never did find a hookup here.

Dubai Hilton: Easy pickings here. Several girls at the bar. A couple Africans and one Russian. I opted for the Russian. Bought here a class of wine and started negotiations. She started at DH2000 but we settled on DH800 for the everything. 100% covered but otherwise a lot of fun.