Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=NeverJerkOff;1461557]I always wondered about the 500 baht / night places but never felt like risking a night of getting eaten by mosquitoes. I'm assume that was not a problem and there was no A. C. But comfortable with a breeze? Familiar with that massage shop and friendly with many girls on that soi. As cheap as I am I never gave only a 300 baht tip for a blowjob. Have any other guys?[/QUOTE]NJO,

I'm currently staying at the Pattaya Noble place on Soi Post Office aka 13/2 for 500 baht per night with air conditioning that is visible in the first picture on the room below, flatscreen tv, private bath with shower, wi-fi, and balcony overlooking soi post office 13/2 and two massage shops. I like being in a good location with a great price!

[QUOTE=Xplorer007; 1461841]I'm staying at the Pattaya Noble place On Soi Post Office aka 13/2 aka Pizza Hut Street for 500 baht per night with a / see, tv, private bath with shower.

Hi, did you book in advance? The website shows a different price. Do they clean rooms daily?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Actually, I did book in advance but did NOT pay in advance as they requested because I was not sure how long I wanted to stay at this place. Fortunately when I arrived, there was a sign outside saying rooms available 500, 600, 700 baht per night. The building is a walkup, meaning no elevator. First floor up the stairs is 700 baht per night, second floor up the stairs is 600 baht per night, there is no third floor (like no 13th floor in USA) , fourth floor, is 500 baht per night. I recommend that you make a reservation with your request for cheaper price or slighly higher price but on a lower floor.

Towels are changed every other day, liquid soap & shampoo are provided from a dispenser in the bathroom, floor is swept & trash emptied daily. I tip the cleaning boy 20 baht for cleaning the room and refilling the soap that I use to wash my clothes. It is warm & humid every day since my arrival 2 days ago with light rain at night so I'm wearing long swim shorts & a dri-fit shirt to try & stay cool and I just sink wash and it dries in a couple hours.

The shower has in-line water heater so you will never run out of hot water. Soap & shampoo dispensers are pictured. Nice sized shower room for 1 or more people.

Up around noon after a great sleep. Went across the street to get a massage but my first choice was doing a leg massage so was told to come back come back in 1 hour. I changed money at krungsri, a mustard yellow booth that also does Western Union. Some street changers only take cash but I was changing traveller's checks. Original passport was needed. The rate was 31. 56 baht to USD but there was a 33 baht per TC charge so net was 3126 baht per $100 USD traveller check. I think this is still better than getting baht thru ATM because of the ATM fee, unless you have a bank that reverses those fees.

Then I went to Top Charoen Eyeglass Shop on the second floor of the Royal Garden Shopping Center. They are a chain store. Free eye exam with purchase of glasses. I chose the cheapest frames so the total was 1590, about $48 USD and they were ready in about 1/2 hour. Paying by Visa credit card or cash is the same price.

Went back to Sa Thai Massage for another fantastic Thai Massage. 1 hour for 200 baht, tip is optional but I give 100 for satisfactory service. I recommend Tok, she is 32, only 42 kg but really strong and kinda cute.

The girls at the shop are super friendly and invite me to eat with them but truthfully, I can't eat the stuff they eat. I ate some noodle with veg then they ordered some shrimp rice for me. They paid for it but I paid the girl back. It was only 40 baht. I was planning to meet fellow ISG friend, AMEX SPG later so I decided to buy the massage girlssome drinks. 1 litre of whiskey (499 baht) .2 bags of ice (9 baht each) , and large bottle of Coke & large bottle of Pepsi (about 23 or 24 baht each). About 8 girls plus the store manager drank for hours for less than 600 baht. They were doing whiskey shots, pouring whiskey directly into my mouth, I poured whiskey into their mouth, etc. Good times. AMEX SPG texted me and said he was waking up and would meet me in about a half hour. The girls & I were halfway thru our second bottle of whiskey when AMEX showed up. I introduced him around then we took off after a couple shots. My head was spinning from the whiskey shots and the girls. The night was just beginning.

[QUOTE=Sushilover808;1461578]Then she said the price was 1500 not 800 for ass fuck. Final RED FLAG! I told her no, and tossed her shoes in hall and asked her to leave with the one Heinekin in hand. I closed the door behind me and took off. Possibly a problem was averted. Learn from my mistakes and watch for these red flags and you will save time and money. Damage 44 baht for 1 Heinekin. Cheap for the lesson learned. Watch out for red flags.[/QUOTE]Smart move. I think most here would have still given her money while trying to get her to leave.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1461990]Smart move. I think most here would have still given her money while trying to get her to leave.[/QUOTE]If I'm ever in trouble in Pattaya, I stop and think,"what would Mr. E do in this situation?" and act accordingly!

Nice to hear from you Mr. E! Are you in Patts now?

[QUOTE=Rick Rock; 1461949]Absolutely. I've given 200 before. Negotiate with the girl during the massage. I've never given more than 300 for BBBJ.

Then again,"as cheap as I am," I've never stayed in a 500 baht room. I prefer to have a lift, air cond, etc. I think a room has more value than a few minutes of mouth.[/QUOTE]And we are talking 2013, not 2010? I'm not saying it's far-fetched but I've always been attached to the 500 baht number for some reason. Alright you convinced me. 300 baht will be my new number there. A day's worth of minimum wage sounds fair. So used to these stupid Bangkok prices. Just about done mongering here.

[QUOTE=Sushilover808; 1461958]NJO,

I'm currently staying at the Pattaya Noble place on Soi Post Office aka 13/2 for 500 baht per night with air conditioning that is visible in the first picture on the room below, flatscreen tv, private bath with shower, wi-fi, and balcony overlooking soi post office 13/2 and two massage shops. I like being in a good location with a great price![/QUOTE]Great contribution to the forum. This might be my new spot and if it's booked there are many other 500 baht places to check out. Stayed at Pattaya Bay resort last time and Tune hotel before that but think I'd rather have an extra girl and half the room price each day going forward.

From a dating website, I met and took out for dinner the attached very nice lady. She's a bit older and certainly more refined than anything on the walking street. I enjoyed her company and hope so again next trip.

fellow isg member, amex spg took me to the new [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] somewhere around 2nd road & soi buakhao close to oasis nightclub. for those of you that limit yourself to the very touristy walking street, give this area a try. there are many bars with lots of girls. as for [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url], it is small but very nice. we were there around 11 pm but there was no one else there. we just bought water for 50 baht each plus 20 tip. although i really wanted to try a bj bar, the girls that followed us in were not attractive. i asked to see the bj rooms. they were clean with a sofa or bed. i was told the price is 700 baht, tip is optional. one girl offered 600 baht but still not interested.

our next stop was the nearby bliss lounge. same layout: girls outside, nice clean bar inside, bj upstairs. the girls at bliss were more attractive. the place empty. we walked in and walked out a minute later.

the whiskey was finally wearing off and i was getting my head back in the game. we walked by a massage place called "thank you in love massage" on soi x-cyte, just across from triangle bar. it was only 100 baht for a massage. the girls were pretty. amex seemed to like somebody so i said "let's go!" there were 3 or 4 beds on the floor separated by curtains so i could hear everything that was going on a few feet away. after a few minutes of massage i could tell she was not skilled at massage so i asked how much for bj. i think she said 500 so i said ok. she worked it for about 20 minutes but i couldn't finish so i asked for fuck. another 20 minutes of hard fucking but i still couldn't finish. i blame it on the whiskey. i knew amex was waiting so i checked my watch and said enough. total was 100 for "massage" 500 for fuck and 300 tip.

now the fun part. amex told me the shop was closing because it was 12. amex negotiated for me 500 short time or 1000 long time plus tip if i'm happy. that sounded fine to both me and the girl. we walked back to my place and after a shower we were at it again. it was more a mission with purpose than just fun. i wanted to finish and give her the cim that she was asking for. about 20 or 30 minutes of fucking, she was dripping with sweat saying,"you kill me, i cum too much." i was tired and fell asleep. maybe 20 or 30 minutes of rest / sleep, she asks if i want to sleep and she can go home. i said ok. as she started to get ready to go, i asked her to come back and suck more, then fuck more. i was determined to finish. i went as hard as i could for about 5 to 10 minutes and gave her a nice thick load in her mouth. still hard, i went back in for a few minutes and gave her a second helping of thick white goo in her mouth. i didn't waste a drop. total was 500 plus 300 tip. 800 baht. if you add the 900 from the massage place then it was 1700 total, a little expensive but i had a good time. as she was leaving, she told me her name is noy & left me her number. pm if you want it. amex, i hope your night went well too!

What is going on with everyone calling Pattaya as "Patts"? Its puzzling to me. Is it because a lot of Ex-Patts live there? LOL If was referred to as Patts to a Thai, they would have no clue whatsoever, I reckon. Farangs usually do not pronounce Pattaya properly, but Patts only makes it worse. Where did the S come from? Are there any other cities in the world where the name was so shortened and an S added? I suppose there is "Honkers", right?

Pattaya should be pronounced "Put-tayar" ("Put" as in a golf 2 foot put.)

[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1462023]What is going on with everyone calling Pattaya as "Patts"? Its puzzling to me. Is it because a lot of Ex-Patts live there? LOL If was referred to as Patts to a Thai, they would have no clue whatsoever, I reckon. Farangs usually do not pronounce Pattaya properly, but Patts only makes it worse. Where did the S come from? Are there any other cities in the world where the name was so shortened and an S added? I suppose there is "Honkers", right?

Pattaya should be pronounced "Put-tayar" ("Put" as in a golf 2 foot put.) [/QUOTE]You really do need to get a life.

I am not a newbie. Forgot my previous password email everything, so created a new one. My PM is enabled. Please don't consider it a first post.

Just booked a flight, probably it's arriving Saturday. Leaves SFO Friday AM. Haven't made hotel bookings yet, will look to do so tomorrow. I will head straight to Pattaya from BKK. Will be there for about 10 days or so.

Thailand has not been my preferred destination since my only visit there a few years ago. It does not work for people of Indian origin. It eventually does but with extra effort and expenses. But the fact is that nowhere else in the world is there a city based on prostitution. There's a system in place, too many girls, round the clock availability. If one is looking for a guaranteed fix Pattaya is the place to go. So I am taking another chance.

But the thing is, I lack legitimacy as soon as I step into Thailand. So if someone happens to be there, happens to have extra time and willing to lend me some credibility, I'll happily accept it. I don't mind spending money but on occasions things end before they take off. I can make it work somehow but I am open to receiving help if available. I am around 40.

I've been preferring Vietnam lately. With some time in hand and preparation I can arrange non pros there and screw them bareback with full GFE. But this trip is being made in a hurry, so I am deciding to try Pattaya once again.

[QUOTE=Run Mann;1462031]You really do need to get a life.[/QUOTE]That's my trade mark. LOL. Frustration from leaving the mongering zone.

[QUOTE=Sushilover808; 1461958]NJO,

I'm currently staying at the Pattaya Noble place on Soi Post Office aka 13/2 for 500 baht per night with air conditioning that is visible in the first picture on the room below, flatscreen tv, private bath with shower, wi-fi, and balcony overlooking soi post office 13/2 and two massage shops. I like being in a good location with a great price![/QUOTE]Do they have condo too? Is there a reception? Is there some problems with girls or LBs in reception?

[QUOTE=Sushilover808; 1461999]If I'm ever in trouble in Pattaya, I stop and think,"what would Mr. E do in this situation?" and act accordingly!

Nice to hear from you Mr. E! Are you in Patts now?[/QUOTE]Nahh. I just left on the 15th. Be back on the 9th. Tell Amex I finally got my addicts card. I wanted to be like him.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1462065]That's my trade mark.[b] LOL[/b] Frustration from leaving the mongering zone.[/QUOTE]Well, here is a job for you. I am commissioning a study on the validity of the most over used acronym ever, LOL. As of late the increase used of LOL on this forum is quite disturbingly noticeable. The purpose of this study is to determine how many people do actually laugh out loud when they write LOL. I suspect the number is next to zero but your report and findings will be used as a supporting document to a draft order which will eliminate LOL from the ISG lexicon. LOL is actually for chat room type discussions and since management is against chat room style of writing, this order will be a benefit to the community. Like you, I do have much time on my hands sometimes but since I am a monger for life, I lack the requisite time needed to complete said task on my own.

Finally, upon completion of your task you can select any item shown from this BR Merchant as compensation.

You're welcome.