Lisbon

Hi all,

I had a free day in Lisbon waiting to catch the flight back home and thought that a visit to Clinica do Prazer (

[url]http://www.clinicadoprazer.net/index2.php[/url]

) was due, despite not being very keen on the bordello scene. I arrived there in a late afternoon of mid-September, had a bit of confusion as to which was the exact door to buzz at (it's the 5a, first floor, at the beginning coming from south of Av. Marques de Tomar) and after an awful stairwell was welcomed by Jenny, a short-haired woman in her thirties. She speak enough english to go by and to explain me the rules (80€/30min. 100€/1hr, no french kiss unless the girl likes you a lot, most of them are completa though). The place look fairly new. 5-6 rooms plus the waiting one, albeit all quite small.

In rapid succession I greeted 6-7 girls. 2 totally undoable but the rest spanning from the pretty to the quite beautiful. Every colour of skin was available. I was looking for a GFE but and asked Jenny which girl kissed and she kindly translated in portuguese to the girls but the answer was always negative. Without kissing there couldn't be had a GFE so I switched to raw sex mode and chose the most voluptuos of the bunch, an angolan girl named Eva, medium-lenght hair, cup C, vast bottom, ample legs and just a tiny bit of fat belly.

Eva doesn't speak much english and I speak very basic portuguese so conversation was difficult. I tried sparking some connection while she massaged me asking about her birthplace in Africa but she answered very coldly. Bad sign. Indeed the sex, in various positions, was nice but she didn't reciprocate much, didn't utter a word and basically let me do what I wanted without questions but also without any warminess on her part. She only moaned a lot when I went down on her, trying to make her more wild. But that was it.

In the end, Eva was beautiful, very african-looking with full lips and slightly oval, big eyes, but too cold to be considered a great experience.

Enjoyed? Yes.

Repeat? No. I should have chosen a more happy-looking girl like Jenny perhaps.

In Lisbon things move rather quickly.

What I suggest is the following:

Buy a copy of the Correio de Manha (newspaper). They have 3 pages of advertisements. There you should find what you like.

I can recommend.

Gisele Assistentes.

Clinica do Prazer.

But that is certainly not all. The problems with clinicas are that they open, close, change staff etc.

Clinica prices are 50 to 100 Euros. Furthermore you mentioned that you are going on a weekend. The clinicas are closed on Sundays and close early on Saturdays.

Best places to find pros are.

Gallery.

Day & Night.

Elefante Branco.

Passarelle.

Here are the prices you should pay: ST 100 to 150 Euro, LT 200 Euro, TLN 300 Euros. These are alreay prices for stunners and the top-end.

Please note that Elefante is closed on Sundays. I can not remember if Passarelle is open on Sunday evenings. Day & Night and Gallery are open.

The Docas are a place to chill. If you do not have an eye for GdPs you will not see them as they are dressed and behave as normal girls. There they are not for work. Only for fun. If you want to chill, go there or go on a week-end to Blues Cafe.

When you are in Lisbon, give me a PM. I should be back next week from Brasil.

Carlos

Greetings! I just discovered this forum and appreciate all the contributions from my felllow hobby lovers.

I will be traveling to Lisbon for the first time in mid November and will have a few days for "me" time. Since my time is somewhat limited, I don't want to be disappointed so I was hoping to have an arrangement set up before I even leave the states but reading these boards suggests there is almost always action available. Since I am American and speak absolutely no Portuguese, do you think I would have trouble finding a pro on short notice?

I have found a bunch a ladies online but their rates seem quite high compared to what is quoted here. An agency called portugal flirts seemed legit but I couldn't find monger feedback.

While I intend to see a portuguese honey, I also luv eastern europeans. Would the clinics be a place to start?

Also, what does ST and TLN mean? These are not terms we use in the US. Thanks gents!

O grande rei do portugal, Carlos,

Como vai com voce e como era brasil?

Thank you for your excellent information on Lisboa.

I have been reading the gp forum in preparation of a visit but these things are not always so well written as your bulletins. Once, after two months in Brasil, I went to Argentina and has an odd longing for a skinny blonde with huge tits. Fortunately this mistake did not last, and as a great friend remarked, it can happen to the best of us.

Are most of the ladies in Elefante and Gallery Brazilain?

Atenciosamente,

Azul.

[QUOTE=Carlos Primeros; 1201980]In Lisbon things move rather quickly.

What I suggest is the following:

Buy a copy of the Correio de Manha (newspaper). They have 3 pages of advertisements. There you should find what you like.

I can recommend.

Gisele Assistentes.

Clinica do Prazer.

But that is certainly not all. The problems with clinicas are that they open, close, change staff etc.

Clinica prices are 50 to 100 Euros. Furthermore you mentioned that you are going on a weekend. The clinicas are closed on Sundays and close early on Saturdays.

Best places to find pros are.

Gallery.

Day & Night.

Elefante Branco.

Passarelle.

Here are the prices you should pay: ST 100 to 150 Euro, LT 200 Euro, TLN 300 Euros. These are alreay prices for stunners and the top-end.

Please note that Elefante is closed on Sundays. I can not remember if Passarelle is open on Sunday evenings. Day & Night and Gallery are open.

The Docas are a place to chill. If you do not have an eye for GdPs you will not see them as they are dressed and behave as normal girls. There they are not for work. Only for fun. If you want to chill, go there or go on a week-end to Blues Cafe.

When you are in Lisbon, give me a PM. I should be back next week from Brasil.

Carlos[/QUOTE]

50 to 60 % of the working girls are Brasileiras in Elefante Branco and Gallery.

All the nice bundas you can imagine.

I did not have too much time to venture out in Rio as my GF (a dentist) kept me busy.

I also had to work and visit some companies in Sao Paolo. I will be back in Rio over Christmas and New Year.

I did not spend too much money this time in Rio, I would say the priceleve is at par with European capitals.

Carlos

Abe, please RTFF. That will help you and answer your questions.

Carlos

[QUOTE=Carlos Primeros; 1204776]Abe, please RTFF. That will help you and answer your questions.

Carlos[/QUOTE]Thanks Carlos, you have indeed already answered many of my questions, thank you! Further research from the gp site (with the help of google translate) leads me to believe that giselles is no longer in business. Can anyone confirm this?

Kind of a silly question but if I venture to gallery or EF, is there a dress code? Was thinking business casual would suffice, jacket required? Europeans are generally more sophistacated when it comes to these things, so don't want to be "that" guy.

On another note to those who don't speak portuguese but want to datamine the gp site, google translate works pretty well although some of the translations are quite amusing (nipple translates to noozle etc.)

Cheers!

DRESS CODE!

PUTA QUE PARIU!

What about money in my pocket.

[QUOTE=Abe Fraumin; 1205316]Thanks Carlos, you have indeed already answered many of my questions, thank you! Further research from the gp site (with the help of google translate) leads me to believe that giselles is no longer in business. Can anyone confirm this?

Kind of a silly question but if I venture to gallery or EF, is there a dress code? Was thinking business casual would suffice, jacket required? Europeans are generally more sophistacated when it comes to these things, so don't want to be "that" guy.

On another note to those who don't speak portuguese but want to datamine the gp site, google translate works pretty well although some of the translations are quite amusing (nipple translates to noozle etc.)

Cheers![/QUOTE]

No shorts, no slippers, no cap. Anything else is ok.

At present time Lisbon is still very sunny and nice but in the evening you need a jacket.

Carlos

Gizelle Acompanhantes is still in business. They are located in Saldanha. Which is close to Praca Marques de Pombal. I misspelled the name with an "S".

Try it again now with the correct spelling. Going prices are 100 Euro / hour.

Carlos

Obrigardo Carlos.

Extremely helpful as ever.

I had not planned on wearing my slippers!

[QUOTE=Carlos Primeros; 1205710]No shorts, no slippers, no cap. Anything else is ok.

At present time Lisbon is still very sunny and nice but in the evening you need a jacket.

Carlos[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Carlos Primeros; 1205715]Gizelle Acompanhantes is still in business. They are located in Saldanha. Which is close to Praca Marques de Pombal. I misspelled the name with an "S".

Try it again now with the correct spelling. Going prices are 100 Euro / hour.

Carlos[/QUOTE]Carlos, you are a gentleman, thank you.

I will likely be staying at the sofitel on Av de liberdade, looks like fun is just a few blocks walk away!

Gizelle is definitely no longer in business. The best Madame - Ms Teresa - it had is now located near Avenida de Roma, in Celine Escorts:

[url]http://www.celineescorts.com/indexPrinc.html[/url]

The two best escorts there now are Ana (ukainian)

[url]http://www.celineescorts.com/colaboradora8.html[/url]

And. The real treat for me. Margarida (brazilian) :

[url]http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/Margarida[/url]

Just want to say that I tried both the numbers on the site today (18/10) and neither went through so maybe it is closed now?

[QUOTE=Abe Fraumin; 1205999]Carlos, you are a gentleman, thank you.

I will likely be staying at the sofitel on Av de liberdade, looks like fun is just a few blocks walk away![/QUOTE]

Well after the dubious pleasure of visiting these establishments I can offer the following advice:

Gallery. Free entrance, a beer 10 euros, lady drinks the same, about 30 women, most about a 5, a couple of 7s, I tried the prices as suggested, one would not go below 200 short time and walked away, another agreed to 150 after bargaining but I chucked it in, too much hard work, and wanted money up front.

Elefante Branco. Free entrance, a beer 10 euros, lady drinks the same, about 30 women, most about a 5, a couple of 7's, suggested prices again failed. Would not go below 200 short time after starting at 300, I walked away. One lady, said she was from Impertatriz, Maranhao, had some legs, did not looks Brazilian though, anyhow, she would not spend 2 minutes with me talking never mind bargaining? Overall, maybe a little better than Gallery but a total waste of time and lots and lots of 5's. Not all these ladies are from Brazil despite what they tell you, I know Brazil has the mix of all people, its a country of immigrants as well, but everyone who was not from Africa was whiter than Caspar the friendly ghost.

Night & Day. A couple of steps away from Gallery, a beer is 7. 5 euros! And that is as good as it gets, a lot of 5's.

These joints were some of the strangest I have come across. I get the idea that it is only conductive to the same local faces grabbing something at the end of the night and having the single payday. I'm at a loss to explain them. And the number for Fernanda is no longer working.

Que pena! Solo espanyol en el futuro!

Maybe Brazil should buy Portugal and things can change.

[QUOTE=Carlos Primeros; 1201980]In Lisbon things move rather quickly.

What I suggest is the following:

Buy a copy of the Correio de Manha (newspaper). They have 3 pages of advertisements. There you should find what you like.

I can recommend.

Gisele Assistentes.

Clinica do Prazer.

But that is certainly not all. The problems with clinicas are that they open, close, change staff etc.

Clinica prices are 50 to 100 Euros. Furthermore you mentioned that you are going on a weekend. The clinicas are closed on Sundays and close early on Saturdays.

Best places to find pros are.

Gallery.

Day & Night.

Elefante Branco.

Passarelle.

Here are the prices you should pay: ST 100 to 150 Euro, LT 200 Euro, TLN 300 Euros. These are alreay prices for stunners and the top-end.

Please note that Elefante is closed on Sundays. I can not remember if Passarelle is open on Sunday evenings. Day & Night and Gallery are open.

The Docas are a place to chill. If you do not have an eye for GdPs you will not see them as they are dressed and behave as normal girls. There they are not for work. Only for fun. If you want to chill, go there or go on a week-end to Blues Cafe.

When you are in Lisbon, give me a PM. I should be back next week from Brasil.

Carlos[/QUOTE]