First few days back after a 3-year lay-off
Arrived Friday afternoon and settled into a nice apartment in Aproador. After doing a bit of shopping, etc, I hit the beach for a few hours of sun and swimming. Though I enjoy hobbying while I'm town, there's plenty of other activities to fill in the blank spots. And I guess I picked a perfect week -- sun-and-sand-wise-- as there hasn't been a cloud in the sky, and there won't be, evidently, through the end of my trip. I like to hang at Posto 9 (Barracas Pele & Jorge) as they tend to remember what I like to rent / drink. I met Pele 10 years when it was just him running the kiosk. That dude is a trip; it's hard enough for me to understand Portuguese, but the way he combines it with a kind of clicking noise makes it damn near impossible. However, he's getting up there in age, and recently turned half of the business over to Jorge. I remember Jorge from his days pulling a Coleman cooler around the beach, making all different kinds of Caipirinhas. Two of those fuckers will lay you out; they are STRONG! Anyway, the two of them make a great team, and their kiosk is only a short distance from the Uruguay kiosk, where they make a great tri-tip sandwich. The water has been nice for swimming, though I did get stung by a jellyfish.
On to fucking.
Friday I went to 4 x4 and was fairly surprised by the price hike. It's now 50 for the entrance and 300/320 for 40 min / hour. It's hard not to succumb to the up-sell for the hour, so it's $370 are out the door, and that's before drinks. I'm not the kind of guy who does a good job navigating around Rio Branco, so the massagems, etc, are pretty much off the menu. What surprised me wasn't the price-hike at 4 x4, as I kind of expected that. But it was the constant hard-sell for tips. I mean, every employee there tried to shame you into signing your name on a scrap of paper so that they'd get a tip. It's was really annoying. I usually tip the locker room lady, as she deserves it. But those bartenders can be fucking cocksuckers, and I'll be goddamned if I'm going to cave into their begging routine. Also, 4 x4 got rid of the secondary beer-bar near the back of the main boite, as well as the fire-pole. For $370+, I expect a better experience. The girl I pulled was just average. I've got to give her credit for effort, but she wasn't really a looker. In fact, overall, I had to look hard and close to find a girl of my type. But ymmv.
I was out of town Sat & Sun, so I was ready to get back in the saddle this evening. I changed $400 usd at $2,70, which isn't bad. (board vets pm for details). Then I downloaded and printed a $40 off coupon for Solarium. I had good memories from 3 years ago, and decided to try to re-make some magic. But reading recent trip reports made me a little leery, not to mention the cab ride, in addition to a recent $600 are for an hour TR that gave me doubt as I was walking towards Lagoa to catch a taxi for the rest of the ride around the lake.
For some reason, as I was walking to catch a cab, I took a short-cut down Rua Canning. And about half-way down the block I decided to throw caution to the wind and ducked into Centaurus. I had great memories from a many trips 2005-2012, but that was the last time. I had expected the inflation rate to crush this place too, but if you pay in cash, it's $530 all in, about $150 more than 4 x4. For sure, and easy stretch for a yearly vacation. And once inside, I didn't regret the price for a second. I literally had one of the best experiences I've ever had in Rio. I thought back to a trip to Bomboa in Sao Paulo in 2007 that was pretty mind-blowing in terms of quality. And I have to say, the quality here was very similar. While I had to really look for a girl I would take in 4 x4, there were 5-6 in Centaurus I would have taken right off the bat, and several more that would have also done the trick. After returning from a 40 minute session with a beautiful morena, I went t back into the boite and was shocked at how few guys there were.
I understand if you're living here, and you might have a budget you need to work within. But it doesn't make sense to nickle-and-dime yourself if this is your one trip to Rio for the year. Fucking hell, spend the money and give yourself a memorable experience with a model-quality woman. Again, I'm sure that girls of this level are out there, and for much less. It just takes some looking and knocking on doors. But I'm a one-stop-show guy, and I like the location of Centaurus as well as the amenities.
I'm exhausted, so I'll stop here. I still wonder about the quality at Solarium. But recent TRs on the local forum gave me pause. So I'm glad I gave Centaurus another chance, as it's now back at the top of my list.