Managua

A couple useful points:


Other than the $15 airport to centro cab fare, the most a cab will cost (exclusive to you, e.g .not shared with others en route) is 30-40 Cordobas between Metrocentro/UCA and Monsenior Leszcano (or frankly, just about anywhere else in town). Since Plaza Inter is 1/2 way there (unless you meant the Intercontinental Real near Metrocentro), that would be about 20 Cords. So if a taxista wants more than this (which is no more than $2.50) , take another cab. There are taxis fixed to stands at the hotels, and they are not worth the money - walk to the street or the mall and save in this case 75%. Just on principle.

I am seeing an ex-Vale Todo girl. They get only 25% of the girl drinks ( CC they get 1/2) and they get less than $25 of the fee for all night, or at the time and thus are ripe for getting a cell # and meeting at closing or in the daytime.

She told me onsite for an hour is around C$500 to C$700 depending on the girl , certainly not nearly C$1400.

$80 US is C$1,344. All night for a Cueto Club girl is US$40 and a salida which they seemingly make up on the spot, around C$300 or C$400. There is not one chica in Managua worth $80 all night let alone on premises for an hour. None.

Polanco and Club Venus are C$500 on site (well Polanco is at the love hotel across the parking lot but it is included).

When you use the phone number make it clear she is not getting $80 for an hour or even all night at your hotel , which at both Intercontinentals will be a tough thing to get by the staff. C$500 to C$700 is enough for anyone all night and that is like 8 to 8. Call Pizza Hut for a C$200 special if need be.

I arrived a late ( 8:30 p.m.) at the International Airport and after talking to the Tourist guide at the airport for suggestions ( yes, there is a free Tourist guide ) who graciously phoned some hotels , among them Almendro, and they were full.
so, I decided to go to Estancia La Casona and a large room with AC plus morning breakfast came to 41 dollars taxes included; it is in the area where Sol y Luna is found . The Estancia is chica friendly and supervised by a very shy deskgirl but very businesslike.

I decided to hire for 16 dollars a taxi driver for 2 hours to be my guide and to take me around . We went to Polanco where security is heavy with 2 security guards in the parking lot inspecting even the trunks .

Inside for a late Monday evening there were at least 10 girls , most of them by themselves. I got offers to have a duo in my hotel room for 800 cordobas but did not take it.

I left and on the way back met a 7 chica asking for 20 dollars for as long as I wanted ; she claimed to be 22 with 2 small kids babysat by her mom. She was GFE , high heels with blinking lights on them, miniskirt , and a good attitude. She did BBBJ , missionary, perro, and she seemed to enjoy it , all of this after giving me a full body massage. Her name is Iliet or something like that. I met her on the Carretera Masaya.

Not bad for a Monday evening!

[QUOTE=You69Me]Are all the women as ugly as in the Photo Gallery here?

Thanks for any reply.[/QUOTE]

What an idiotic question. Yes they are. Please do not go.

[QUOTE=Vic Nate]
I left and on the way back met a 7 chica asking for 20 dollars for as long as I wanted ; she claimed to be 22 with 2 small kids babysat by her mom. She was GFE , high heels with blinking lights on them, miniskirt , and a good attitude. She did BBBJ , missionary, perro, and she seemed to enjoy it , all of this after giving me a full body massage. Her name is Iliet or something like that. I met her on the Carretera Masaya.

Not bad for a Monday evening![/QUOTE]

For how long? The going rate is C$200 ($11.90) and all night no more than C$500 ($29). For C. Masaya girls. Still if it was more than an hour and more than one time it was fairly priced. Lots of real hardcore girls there so be vigilent.

Well, you may be right as I am new in this city and country ; but it was 1 a.m. and my dick was hard ; she was young looking with these blinking high heels platform shoes and a very short denim skirt and a nice hard body.

I spent 1 1/2 to 2 hrs with a full massage before sex.

They seem all after midnight to ask for 20 dollars . Thanks for the information .
Polanco girls on the ground floor seem too concerned about money ; this girl told me she had been living with a French Canadian for a year and had the right attitude.

You are right on one point concerning hotels : the 10 to 20 dollar hotel rooms in the Tica bus area are definitely not for North American as to standards : rain can seep in the rooms, sometimes there is no hot water or just one slim towel is provided or the room is dark even when the sun is shining outside ; on top of that, after 10 p. m. I was forewarned by the receptionist to watch for "" ladrones"or robbers. It definitely was not worth the risk, so I upgraded to 46 dollars a night at Santo Domingo Imperial with breakfast included and air-conditioned as well as chica friendly.

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Hi all,

I just want to say that you should all be very very careful with these girls on Carretera Masaya. If you're don't pay attention, some of them will steal from you, especially the ones outside the Pharao's Casino.

One night I figured that I would walk from my hotel (Intercontinental Metrocentro) to the casino, and then I would take a cabbie to some strip joint. That would save me the taxi fare. I would save a few bucks, the hell I did. As I was walking past the chiken restaurant (Tip top), one tall, not very good looking girl approached me, asking me if I wanted her service (200 cordobas). She offered a massage and a blow job, and I said no thanks. As I kept walking she hugged me from behind and tried to put one of her arms around my neck I told her to stop, and to leave me alone. She scared the shit out of me. I turned around when I felt her hand extracting my wallet from my pocket, which I didn't allow of course. However she did manage to steal two 10 dollar bills I was carrying outside my wallet, as I found out later. So, to make a long story short I had to grab both of her hands and tell her to fuck off. I was a second away from punching her in the face if she pulled out a knife or something. Luckily for me, a cabbie saw the whole thing and offered to help. He ended up taking me to the casino, and being my driver for the rest of the night.

I thought that neighborhood was supposed to be one of the best in Managua, the "Zona Rosa", where the rich and the tourists go. but even there you can get mugged. NEVER walk alone at night. not even in the Zona Rosa. and be extra-careful when hiring one of these girls.

They will try to do little or nothing in the room , want $ in advance and will try to rip you off there too. Avoid.

[QUOTE=Vic Nate]
They seem all after midnight to ask for 20 dollars . Thanks for the information .
Polanco girls on the ground floor seem too concerned about money ; this girl told me she had been living with a French Canadian for a year and had the right attitude.
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They ask for $20 because they know that you'll pay them $20 (C$340). The price is C$200, which is $11.50, so, please don't ruin it for others by paying close to double. It is NOT $20 after 12 a.m. They only start working in any numbers arond 10 p.m. to begin with.

The Polanco girls downstairs that is a matter of negotiation, they know upstairs the "real strippers" are C$500 room included thus they can't ask for more than that, e.g. C$200 for an hour like the rest. Are you negotiating with them in Spanish?

For the location and despite they have a pool I think USD$46 for Hotel Santo Domingo is too much for a room. It is too far away for me and I have a car and driver at my disposal. They have posted rates on the rate card (at the register) and on the internet much lower than that - what happened?

Guys like the DR WAS, there are lots of good looking available girls and a lot more you can pick up in bars and stores etc., and there is no need to agree to the first price quoted for girls , hotels etc., it is a land of haggling.

Thank you for telling it like it is when it comes to prices for hotels and chicas !
You are quite right to say Santo Domingo Imperial hotel price is high; I did mention that on the web site price quoted is 35 bucks but I was told that prices have been changed but the website manager is late in registering these new prices and not knowing any comparable hotel in Metro Centro area or Zona rosa as to standards and chica frienliness I decided to pay what was asked.

I think they also took me for a ride by asking 5 dollars to wash and iron 5 pieces of jeans and T-shirts; they also charged me 3 dollars for a local phone girl with a girl in Managua calling from the hotel.

As to Carretera Masaya chicas, yes, they may be dangerous but I was in a taxi with the driver who steered me away from Transvestites he called dangerous and how to spot them even under heavy make up that could fool the unsuspecting monger.
I will make sure to keep the prices down for me and for other mongers; yes, I can haggle in spanish and manage well enough to be understood and to understand.

Thanks for the advice !

I did buy the paper called " Nuevo Diario " and was quite pleased to see under "Belleza" in B2-Masajes about 14 ads for massages ; the paper is published every day and is sold for 5 cordobas ( 16.8 cordobas for one dollar).
Here is how one ad read : Te ofrezco masajes,llamar al 863-4970 .

I did not check them as I prefer to see first before buying but it could be worth a try !

[QUOTE=Vic Nate]I did buy the paper called " Nuevo Diario " and was quite pleased to see under "Belleza" in B2-Masajes about 14 ads for massages ; the paper is published every day and is sold for 5 cordobas ( 16.8 cordobas for one dollar).
Here is how one ad read : Te ofrezco masajes,llamar al 863-4970 .

I did not check them as I prefer to see first before buying but it could be worth a try ![/QUOTE]

Any that are worded like that are "domicilio" (they come to you) and are a guess as to how ugly they are when they arrive, and tend to ask for ridiculous amounts, like C$600. Some are men as well, if that is your bag. Numbers that are not starting with a 2 are cell phones. This one is an 86 so that is a PCS cell.

Note without good Spanish and an understanding of directions in Managua talking on the phone is very frustrating as there are no street names, no numbers on the buildings and all directions are by a starting landmark, directions relative to the lake and the sun. Also if you sound like a girngo the price quoted is often higher, than locals. I have my driver canvass them all and we tell them on arrival we already know the rate. They also overstate the number of girls on site by roughly 100%

The ones with addresses are casas, and almost all are a waste of time other than those filed tested by yours truly several dozen times. Example, Bellamary's is a clip joint, Tantras is a hole in a shitty barrio. I have been to every one and check out every new one every trip. Read my past posts and stick with those ones.

If you have interenet access Diario is online with their clasificados as well so you don't need to pay the C$5 if you are not going to read the whole paper.

[QUOTE=Vic Nate]Thank you for telling it like it is when it comes to prices for hotels and chicas !
You are quite right to say Santo Domingo Imperial hotel price is high; I did mention that on the web site price quoted is 35 bucks but I was told that prices have been changed but the website manager is late in registering these new prices and not knowing any comparable hotel in Metro Centro area or Zona rosa as to standards and chica frienliness I decided to pay what was asked.

I think they also took me for a ride by asking 5 dollars to wash and iron 5 pieces of jeans and T-shirts; they also charged me 3 dollars for a local phone girl with a girl in Managua calling from the hotel.

As to Carretera Masaya chicas, yes, they may be dangerous but I was in a taxi with the driver who steered me away from Transvestites he called dangerous and how to spot them even under heavy make up that could fool the unsuspecting monger.
I will make sure to keep the prices down for me and for other mongers; yes, I can haggle in spanish and manage well enough to be understood and to understand.

Thanks for the advice ![/QUOTE]

OK, El Almendro where you could have stayed (if one reads the advice here and heeds it hint, hint, hint) for the same amount, charges local calls by the time of the call - one to a hard wire phone, e.g. with a 2 is about 10 cents for a minute or so. I will make 10-12 calls on a trip and pay maybe $4 when I check out. They charge $10 for the entire washer and dryer for a load washed and dried. I just use the sink, actually and they have irons in the rooms.

At what you paid H.S.D. is too far from anything to be of practical value since there is no "value" , mongers take heed.

On C. Masaya there are no travesties as they are called - they are on the road where the Alhambra Cinema is off (west) of C. Masaya. Though enough females on the Carretera are ugly enough to qualify as guys. TS's are also near Hospital Militar at the top of the hill.

I finally did go to El Almendro on Sunday August 28 and I am happy to report that definitely standards and price are way better at El Almendro than at Santo Domingo.
First, Almendro is closer to the action ( a mile at the most from Metro Centro where the Food Court is a real plus , plus available semi-pro chicas in the Mall if one is willing to smile and start a chat).

Secondly , El Almendro provides a Microwave oven ( not Santo Domingo) and a larger size fridge and plenty of cutlery, dishes and glasses if one wants to eat in( not so at Santo Domingo).

Furniture quality and lamps beat by a long shot Santo Domingo.

Guys, I experienced it at both places. El Almendro is definitely a better deal over all.
Sometimes though, it is booked solid ; I would appreciate knowing a second similar hotel for times when El Almendro is booked solid.

I hit the Carretera Masaya with the help of a taxista( taxi driver ) at five dollars for an hour and cruised around ; it was approx. 8 p.m. and there were about 5 girls, Sunday August 28.

Two thirtyish chicas and two early twenties chicas.

Grand Pollo is right : A curvaceous twenty offered to come to my hotel for 200 cordobas and I sensed I could haggle the price down but out of sympathy accepted.
She was the GFE as she did BBBJ and french kissing and moaning and seemingly enjoying herself.

A relaxing Sunday before hitting the pillows for a good night sleep. Thanks Grand Pollo for showing the way to the right price.

[QUOTE=Vic Nate]I hit the Carretera Masaya with the help of a taxista( taxi driver ) at five dollars for an hour and cruised around ; it was approx. 8 p.m. and there were about 5 girls, Sunday August 28.

Two thirtyish chicas and two early twenties chicas.

Grand Pollo is right : A curvaceous twenty offered to come to my hotel for 200 cordobas and I sensed I could haggle the price down but out of sympathy accepted.
She was the GFE as she did BBBJ and french kissing and moaning and seemingly enjoying herself.

A relaxing Sunday before hitting the pillows for a good night sleep. Thanks Grand Pollo for showing the way to the right price.[/QUOTE]

I didn't say you could negotiate down from C$200 , the price is C$200. There are limits to being cheap. What I did say is US$20 is not the price ever.

NB: The five onsite are due to 8 p.m. being a trifle early in the summer. Around 10 p.m. there should be maybe 20.