Montevideo

Was in Montevideo for a week, but only had two nights free to check out the action. Thank you guys for the address information. The city is not like TJ or Thailand where you see obvious indications where the action is. I had walked by three of the places earlier during the week without a clue.

First I checked out Candy's at 1276 Soriano. It was about midnight during the week. The club was packed, but in the wrong way, there were only 3 girls and about 20 guys. The girls were introduced and ranged from 6.5 to 8. The club did have a stage and pole where one of the girls got up and did a 2-minute strip tease. I paid 20 pesos for a soda and used my very poor Spanish to ask the 8 for prices. She responded 60 for her and 30 for the room for 30 min. It didn't click immediately, but she meant US dollars!!! I told her no thanks and left. I can only assume that I immediately stood out as a tourist as pesos were never discussed. Oh, none of the girls were in schoolgirl uniforms like a previous reviewer had mentioned

Next I went to 1414 yaguaran. I got the cheek kiss from 6 girls in skimpy outfits that ranged form 6-7.5. I got a 60 peso soda and grabbed a corner to check out the girls and the porn on the TVs. One blonde girl named Sandra came up and offered a menu of prices for bj up to everything. My poor Spanish skills thought she had said everything (bbj, multiple pops, anal, cim, russian ect.. ) was for 500 pesos (she also spoke with a non Mexican accent that made it hard to understand). It was above latin addicts pricing structure, but it was obvious that I was not a local and it was for everything. We got up stairs; she striped and asked for the money. I handed her the 500 pesos (mistake) and she said 50 dollars not 500 pesos. The deal went south from there. I said no, so we negotiated and settled for 400 for half an hour of the basics with finger probing wherever I wanted. Her performance was a 6 at best, but I made sure to give it to her hard with two fingers in her ass for the entire 30 min.

The next evening I went to 1060 Ejido. The madame opens the door and takes you off to a side room. She asks if you had been there before (Only Spanish was spoken here) and if you knew the pricing. I had some idea from this site, but asked to see of I would be given the gringo price. She listed off about 8 different options from 15 min covered bj and penetration for 160 pesos (finally someone spoke pesos) to full service 30 min bbj, multiple position, anal, and cum in anal position or facial for 400 pesos. I selected the full service option paid the madame and was taken to another room. The other room had a price list on the wall and was pretty much just as the madame had said (no tourist price this time). A 6.5 blonde girl came in, introduced herself and stripped down for action. The girl was actually very tight and delivered as promised.

The city definitely has a tourist price structure, which I find very annoying. Most of the girls are only ok looking and I could get a knockout in TJ for their original tourist asking price. It may be better if you spoke fluent local Spanish and looked like one of the locals. I didn't have either of those in my favor.

It looks like you were really hit for gringo pricing in all of these, Bone Claws. The $u400 1/2 hour sounds double what I can find for 1060 Ejido. It may be that they are getting to posting false price lists now, and telling locals about it.

I see from a spanish language forum the price in Candy's was $u300 1/2 hour in December 2005, a little expensive but I think I saw something earlier in ISG for that rate.

The $u400 rate at Yaguaron 1414 you finally agreed on is double what has been quoted also.

The net is that Montevideo is really getting vicious in trying to fleece tourists, especially mongers. This place is the pits.

I am here in Montevideo now. I will write a more complete report later.

In the interests of warning about potential danger, I am making this post separately from another report I plan to make later.

Be very careful in Montevideo. From the standpoint of theft, this may be the most dangerous city I have been in outside the US. Fortunately, the people of Uruguay seem to be very unaggressive with regard to physical violence. I can't see any evidence that armed robbery, mugging and kidnapping are prevalent.

What is prevalent is thievery and manipulative pricing. I have never had as stong a feeling about being a target as in this city. I feel as though I am constantly being watched and measured. The first time I walked down 18 de Julio at around 11:00 PM I reached the corner of Convencion and 18 de Julio and thought "this area is very dangerous". There was a group of young men in the 16-20YO range hanging on the corner. There were various other young men in 18 de Julio hanging around. All were relatively poor wearing "felony shoes" (sneakers). Generally, I consider groups of boys in the 15-19 YO range as the most dangerous. They feel invulnerable, and egg each other on.

Also, there is a look I would have to describe as "envy". There just seems to be a real attitude here, and I suppose it is justified. They are Buenos Aires wannabes, and are VERY sensitive about comparisons to Argentina and Buenos Aires. There is also another attitude, what I would call "complacency". They don't generally seem to be very ambitious. This is a dangerous combination, because they probably don't feel they have a lot of control over their destiny, and their ability to impove things thru personal effort.

As luck would have it, in my first 5 days here I witnessed some part of 5 crime scenes. All took place in the areas of Andes and 18 de Julio, Andes and Colonia, and the area of Colonia around the Radisson Casino. The Plaza independencia also looks dangerous, although I saw no actual crimes there.

The 1st night here, I was standing on Andes and 2 young men ran into the street from the Plaza and tore down two blocks and turned left onto Soriano. I knew they were running from a robbery, and sure enough about 2 minutes later a middle aged couple entered the street looking for them, with the woman complaining about a robbery.

I saw one arrest by the police from the casino. I didn't see the crime.

I saw in Colonia in front of "Moon River" near the casino 2 boys about 17 going down the street suspiciously, "gingerly". They weren't running, but were moving purposefully but worried about what was behind them. Sure enough, about 15 seconds after they turned the corner, 2 policemen came running from the direction of the casino in pursuit. They were much too late.

I got robbed on the corner of Andes and 18 de Julio at about 12:30AM. I was standing talking to the street tout on 18 de Julio about 20 feet from the corner, near the curb with my back to the street. Someone crossed the street behind me and walked up behind me on my left side, unbeknownst to me. I was taking some little fliers for whiskerias out of my pocket and sort of reading them and talking to the tout. Suddenly, there was a grab in my left rear pocket, and someone ran to the corner of Andes and dissappeared around it. Fortunately, all they got was a plastic envelope containing a copy of my passport, the entry stamp page, and a card from the hotel. So that system worked. DO NOT carry a wallet in Montevideo, especially at night.

After they robbed me, I was talking to a young woman at the hamburger wagon on Andes. I was also sort of looking over her head to 18 de Julio. After about 10 minutes, on the other side of 18 de Julio, on the corner, there was a pair of young women talking. The same thing happened. A young man walking down 18 de Julio crossed Andes, and as he approached behind the woman with her back to him, he grabbed into her left rear pocket, and then ran down Andes away from us. He turned the corner at Colonia.

Watch out for pricing of all kinds, especially gringo pricing situations. I will say more about this in a future post.

I have been here now 16 days, and have seen no other crimes. But I still have a feeling of being watched on the street.

To end on a positive note for Uruguay. At night, there is practically NO police presence except near the casinos. In most of the areas I have been in, there is little of the neighborhood vigilante presence one sees in many other cities. Salto, for example had a strong vigilante presence in the centro area. With this in mind, one might think that the people are basically NOT thieves, because there is not more robbery than exists. I have walked around in a large part of el centro and Punta Trouville at night, with no other problems. I have seen many beggars at night, but they have not bothered me.

So caution is the watchword, but not paranoia. Bear in mind the absence of police presence. I don't think going around drunk is likely a good idea. I do not drink at all, and this may be a factor in being left alone.

Hello all. I was just wondering what is the name of the rich neighborhood on the beach in montevideo?

Is this also the most popular beach in the area (where say girls ages 18-24 hang out ;) )? Thanks!!

The worst part of it was that I knew I was getting ripped off, but I didn't have the time to shop arround for someone who would charge at least something close to the local price. The low volume of available girls didn't help any either.

[QUOTE=Lexton]It looks like you were really hit for gringo pricing in all of these, Bone Claws. The $u400 1/2 hour sounds double what I can find for 1060 Ejido. It may be that they are getting to posting false price lists now, and telling locals about it.

I see from a spanish language forum the price in Candy's was $u300 1/2 hour in December 2005, a little expensive but I think I saw something earlier in ISG for that rate.

The $u400 rate at Yaguaron 1414 you finally agreed on is double what has been quoted also.

The net is that Montevideo is really getting vicious in trying to fleece tourists, especially mongers. This place is the pits.

I am here in Montevideo now. I will write a more complete report later.[/QUOTE]

I think you are talking about POCITOS beach.

[QUOTE=Jon32]Hello all. I was just wondering what is the name of the rich neighborhood on the beach in montevideo?

Is this also the most popular beach in the area (where say girls ages 18-24 hang out ;) )? Thanks!![/QUOTE]

I took the leaflets from the touts on the main drag and went to an apartment nearby.

Climb up the stair in the trash laden stairwell to third floor. The apartment was very dark and dirty. The floor and the walls were rotting out in places. The girls were old and ugly. It looked very scary. I made a hasty retreat. The girls were disappointed and they acted angry.

The same thing happened in a few apartments near 9 Julio. I would never go to these smaller and obscured apartments again.

A slightly belated report on my recent stay in Montevideo. However, I had a revealing exposure to the double pricing practice that is carried on in Montevideo, i.e., differing prices for gringos vs. locals, that some mongers might find helpful.

I am currently on a 60 day trip through South America on a One World Visit South America airpass. This isn´t necessarily a mongering trip, but I monger whenever I can. I was in Montevideo August 6-9. The weather was miserable, not only cold but it rained literally every minute I was there. I scanned this thread for information. I´m not much for the bar scene, buying chica drinks, etc., so decided to skip that entirely and opt for the brothels. I decided on Candy´s, which has a new address from that previously reported. It is now at Soriana 1271, between Yaguaron and Yi, telephone 903-2220. I called to be sure they were open and while doing so asked what the price would be for one hour. The girl on the phone asked me to hold on, then asked someone else the rpice. She came back on and told me that it would be 500 pesos for an hour, roughly US$20. Quite a bargain, I think.

So I took a taxi to Candy´s, rang the bell, was admitted and walked up a flight of stairs to the level where the action is. I was greeted by an older woman, presumably the madam or mamasan. When I told her I wanted an hour she said it would be US$70! She seemed quite taken aback when I told her that I had called just a while ago and was told that it would be 500 pesos. She said, incredulously, `500 pesos?´ She then admiitted that it was 500 pesos until 8pm but it was now 600 since it was after 8. I glanced at my watch and saw that it was 7:55, but I didn´t argue the point and agreed to 600. I felt that I had won a minor victory against double pricing.

They then took me to a spartanly furnished but clean bedroom, and soon afterward the girls came in one at a time, gave me a ritualistic peck on the cheek and told me there names. I settled on Luciana, a light skinned brunette who was very tall and lithe. I talked to her first to be sure that she does DFK and BBBJ, two things I insist on, and she agreed that she does. I then spent a delightful hour with Luciana. When she got naked I saw that she is bonier than I thought she was, but this was compensated for by her height. She has a true model´s figure. She has small but adequate natural breasts, just large enough to fit into my hand. She has a bubbly personality and is in fact a nonstop talker, but she provided a true GFE: DFK, BBBJ, DATY, and CFS. She offered to fuck bareback for a tip, but I declined. I use Trojan Supra condoms, which I always bring with me, and they provide a near bareback experience. So I would recommend Luciana highly, but watch out for the double pricing at Candy´s.

Personally, I found little of interest or of attraction in Montevideo, and I see little reason to go there unless you need to go there on business, or unless you are a compulsive country counter like me. But that´s just one man´s opinion.

Lorenzo

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"CASAS DE MASAJES": BROTHELS LIST:
(name of the place and address)

Acuarela: Ejido 1626 esq. Galicia Tel. 9016047 - 24hs

Batoví: Batoví 2129 esq. Lima

Casa Violeta: Solano López 1766 bis (ex-Comercio) esq.
Humberto Primo Tel. 6136641 - 24hs

Candys: Soriano 1267 esq. Carlos Quijano (ex- Yi) Tel. 9032220

Casablanca: Ejido 1060 esq. Isla de Flores Tel. 9089231

Casablanca: Gaboto 1472 esq. 18 de Julio

Chaná: Chaná 1834

Divas: Yaguarón 1414 esq. Colonia Tel 9018750 - 24hs

First Class: Buxareo 1231 esq. 26 de Marzo

Glamour: Tacuarembó y Guayabo

Hechiceras: L. A. de Herrera 3587 casi Gral. Flores Tel: 2000027 - 10 a 24hs

Mamasas: Rivera 3587 bis esq. Tiburcio Gómez Tel. 6285075

Nueve Reinas: Neyra 3626 Tel 4860077 - 14 a 21hs

Priveé: Daniel Muñoz 2268 esq. Acevedo Díaz. Tel 4082915

Ronbilis: Guayabo 1516 Tel. 4019167

Sensaciones: Tacuarembó 1520 esq. Colonia Tel. 4025814

Starbene: Ramón Fernández 285 Tel. 7102368

Sweet: Rondeau 1541 y Paysandú Tel. 9031063

The One: Paysandú esq. Yaguarón

Mamasas: from Av. Italia 3281. Tel 487 36 10

Malibú - Constituyente y Tacuarembó - horario nocturno solamente

La Clínica - Juan Paullier 1529 y Brandzen

Angeles - Zum Felde 1611 y Rivera. Tel. 614 21 33

Lirio Azul - Martin C. Martinez esq. Goes

Amigas - La Paz 2328 (atrás del Chopin XXX)

La Casa Azul - Marmarajá 2110 y Agraciada Horario 9am a 22hs

Río Branco 1312 y San José - No me acuerdo el nombre.

Marcelino Sosa 2213 y Martín García Horario 9 am a 22hs

Andes 1342 apto. 702. precios alrededor de los 300 1/2 hora

Whiskería Bahía - Yi entre Colonia y Mercedes

Whiskería Odaliscas - Salto 1182

Estamos en tu mira (ex Pétalos de Rosa) - Burgues 2926 y A. Machado. Tel.. 2081374

Monte Caseros 2796
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Best option in Montevideo are the "escorts-girls" Nice chicas all night long for very low rates.

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Dropped in there about 2am a few nights back. About 6 chicas all about 5 or 6's. Gal greeted me and asked if I wanted a drink or just a chica. They all came over and introduced themselves and kissed me on the cheek. I asked about costs and was quoated by one of the chicas 800p UR 30 minutes (double that for an hour) ... my jaw dropped and I said Carisimo...

There was a guy smoking a butt and pounding a beer in the corner. Two video monitors were pumping out bad porn. I started speaking to this guy who was a bit buzzed. When I told him how much I was just quoted he couldn't believe it. He said it should be 300p. He went to bat for me. But the chica said no 800 is the extranjero price.

I told him I'd do one of the Chicas at the 300p and he went to bat for me and got me a chica at 300p. When I got the room she wanted the cash first. I paid. And then she imformed me that there'd be no kissing. If I wanted kissing on lips - an additional 100p; kissing on cuerpo another 100p; DATY would be another 100p.

I had bought the guy downstairs a Plsen for 100p.

I said uh uh. No deal. And asked for my money back which she did. Then downstairs I noticed a blond that I had eyed earlier and thought maybe I should try this again. She was 25, short, med. natural breasts and a tight ass. Definately the nicest body. The face was okay. I negotiated 500p for besos anywhere and everywhere I like.

Meanwhile downed another beer for 100p with my friend.

We moved upstairs to a dingy room, with dirty linens and a bidet and sink that had been stained allover by burning cigarette butts. We started kissing and then eventually she went to the CBJ. She was actually very good at this through a thick nasty SA condom. Then we went through multiple positions but I had to take a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]. She said once the condom comes off there's no more sex. I protested and had to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] real bad. Then just continued. But I couldn't cum. Then just lost my erection. Triste.

I spent the remaining time kissing her and giving her a massage.

She was far from enthusiastic and still hesitate at any kisses on her mouth. A disappointment on all fronts.

I'd avoid this place and try the others on Cogelon's list.

BTW - the massage parlor that WT69 lists: Alto Nivel, Rio Negro 1145 isn't there. The place was shut down tight at about 9pm on a weeknight.

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Your story presents a really interesting situation, More Action. It contains a lot of useful elements.

Perhaps most important is the way you handled the pricing by asking someone there, especially someone a little buzzed(less likely to also try to rip you off). Buying him the beer was definitely your best investment. Its too bad you didn't also ask the beer price. Latina Addict reported it as 60p/liter in January 2006. In the end, it is one of the few ways we have to combat this kind of crap. Eventually, though, the locals also become greedy for tourist cash, won't help without it, and help little with it. I encountered this type of attitude some in the resort towns of Dominican Republic.

Another thing it shows is the need to study the forum and try to learn a little of the culture and attitude of a country. The 100p/item cafeteria pricing is not so much gringo pricing as it is a cultural phenomenon of the country. They love the upsell. I didn't say much about this in my posts on Montevideo but discussed it much more in my post on Salto. They may have gringopriced the 100p portion, but Latina Addict reported the same price in January 06. The idea of the upsell is pure Uruguay. For an idea, look at the way they price the popular local Chivita sandwich in restaurants. The basic sandwich was maybe $ur50, but put on decent options for toppings and stuff and you will pay $ur120 or more, definitely overpriced.

This cafeteria pricing is a useful way of getting all the wealthier to pay more, and is probably more a result of the long socialist heritage of Uruguay. For those with limited resources, it is possible to buy some product. The more luxury one demands, the more one pays proportionately, with real luxuries commanding huge prices. This is more or less fair. It does, however, complicate the situation. The only defense is what you did ultimately, negotiate a price for a package beforehand. To do this, one needs to learn the appropriate levels for the economy of the area. If you don't, the sky is the limit in this situation. This makes it hard to deal with Uruguay unless one truly doesn't care about money. I personally found it tiring, as I was constantly being hustled.

I also found the overall business attitude toward tourists was hard and unfriendly. I went thru an exercise with a hair dryer I bought in a main street store but had to return because at 2000 watts I couldn't use it in the hotel and needed something smaller. I finally got them to exchange it(about 2 hours after buying it) for a 1500W model, but they wouldn't return the extra money. They made me buy other products in the store for that value. They were practically desperate for the money. Again the culture of the country.

I do wish that more people would learn to just say no and walk away. They essentially won in this situation, since they extracted 700p from you for not much, and could easily have extracted 1000p or 1200p. So they are still encouraged to do it again, and stronger. "Este no es aceptable" or "No van a robarme" (you are not going to rob me) is a great response, followed by an exit. Very few people have had a good session after one of these go arounds, especially if the negotiation is difficult. The situation shows a bad attitude on the part of the business, and a difficult negotiation may leave the house feeling they lost, and will deliver service accordingly. Paying the price isn't likely to yield a good result either, again because of the original bad attitude.

But congratulations on putting up the good fight. And better luck in the future.

[QUOTE=Cogelon]
Candys: Soriano 1267 esq. Carlos Quijano (ex- Yi) Tel. 9032220
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The address is incorrect. Candy's is at Soriana 1271. The one you gave is the old address. The phone number is correct.

[QUOTE=Lorenzo]The address is incorrect. Candy's is at Soriana 1271. The one you gave is the old address. The phone number is correct.[/QUOTE]Candy´s is at Soriano street (not "Soriana"): 1267 is next door to 1271. Is the same thing.

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