Davao Oddities: Where are they now!
Member # 1453,
Unusual name. GoodEnough is in Manila all this week and flies then to CDO, close to Davao if you feel like a trip. I am here in West USA and Barba returns in March. Just go by Habana Compound after 8PM nightly and should find guys sitting outside to talk with then. This is on Rizal St and Chico's CLub is in front and you go around in back.
Guys,
Need to mention some of the many oddballs that have visited or live in Davao City. Quite a few actually. Fat Larry is the first as I ran into him at Henny's just a couple weeks ago while we were in there celebrating Rose's birthday (my Son, Conor; 's mother). GoodEnough and his woman were with us to celebrate. The cray part is I had just inquired into the whereabouts of Fat larry. GE replied, he is not out at all and I have seen and heard nothing of him in months. I then said, :good, if he shows up now, I am out of here".
I barely got these words out when in walked Cro Magnon Larry. This guy could get a part in a Hollywood Horror flick any day. He would need no makeup. Could scare wolfman. He is about 5"10 and 350lbs. Has a strnage head on an even stranger body. Looks like a ghoul that was robbing grtaves or, perhpas, crawled out of a grave as it was being robbed. He was dressed in equally scary attire I cannot describe as I was looking away and uttering prayers softly, to myself, that he would avoid us.
My prayers were in vain and he walked over and said Hello, to GE and his wife and offered his hand to me. I shook it while not looking up at him as I was hoping to discourage any thinking on his part that he could join us. Fortuately, he moved to the bar at the other end of the Restaurant. He had some girl with him and another man. I only lookewd at GE who was in the middle of some Buddhist mantra to ward off evil spirits.
When I originally met Fat Larry I had heard his reputation as someone to avoid. He was at Henny's and I was there with a girl I was fucking at the time on a more or less regular basis. In two hours talking to him there with my lady friend he went from talking with me to advising me to giving me orders like I was his fucking servant. He is definitely is an asocial personality. No idea how to be nice to people. He is the self proclaimed Food Critic of Davao. When he took it upon himself to view Farfalla's Restuarant it was a Sunday morning when she opened to serve breakfast.
He so terrified the beautiful. 26 y/o Celina (owner of Farfalla's and Executive Chef) that she called and got both her boyfriend and her father, Claude,( owner ofClaude's Cafe de Ville) out of bed at 09:00AM and down there to protect her from this ranting, threatening ghoul. He was saying he would "take over her kitchen now and revamp it. SHow her how to cook". Like the graduate of a Paris Culinary Institute needs this ghoul's advice. He needs to get into making Horror Flicks for teens to watch on Friday nights.
Dragon Slayer
Taking Women and their friends out in Davao City
Guys,
This is the Topic now on the Manila Board. Back three years ago I was seeing May here in Davao City, student at Ateneo University (across from Marco Polo Hotel). I invited her to come join me at the Eagles Head inside Marco Polo. Asks if she can bring a couple friends and I say ok. She arrives at 8PM with four of her fellow Ateneo students. We order some appetizers in the Eagles Nest and I get a call from GoodEnough, inviting me to his place for drinks. I ask is I can bring five students with me and he says okay.
I had a bottle of Champagne at his house and he gets it ready. I arrive with these five (5) snotty co-eds and GE pours the bubbly and gets out some snacks. We eat and I snuggle up with may on his couch. This one 18 why / o in the group complains that she IS HUNGRY and she was told she would be fed. I do not want to ruin things as I like this May so I get a taxi and we depart GE's place at 10:30PM. The girls in one taxi and May with me in a second. They have no clue where to dine late at night in Davao City as most places close at 10PM, especially on Sunday. But Dragon Slayer once lived here with GE and was a rowdy, childless drunk / mongorer / barroom brawler back then. I knew where to dine at 03:00AM nightly. No problem.
So we head to the corner of J Camus & Illustre Sts, home of the once infamous "Ground Zero". The girls and I embark into one of the many Filipino barbecue places here. These remain open nightly until 01:00AM to 05:00AM depending on which place. The girls all order Filipino food and I have a beer. I leave tired as they continue to chomp away and chat in vasayan, ignoring my existence on this planet. I pay the bill, all of 500 pesos and leave. Never a thankyou from the little witches but who cares.
It was cheap but it was also the last time I ever permitted a girl to bring friends along like this.
Dragon Slayer
My Annual Post on Champagne: A Bit Late
Guys,
Each Year around Valentine's Day I do my Annual "Famous Champagne Quotes". Having actually celebrated Valentine's Day this Year I am a little late posting. Okay here goes, beginning with the guy who first started this all, followed by a very famous, American lady:
"This is marvelous, I see the stars!" French Monk, Dom Perignon after embibing more than a little of his new invention, CHAMPAGNE. 1668.
"There comes a time in every girl's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne". Actress, Bette Davis 1938.
"Gigi told me we needed time to get to know each other first. So, I poured her a glass of vievue cliquot and told her to drink up. A few minutes later she helped me off with her pants and pantes and I inserted my cock inside her vagina".
Dragon Slayer Nov 2003.
"Fuck Me!" (comment made after two glasses of Taittinger) Beauty Jen, professional singer in Manila September 2004.
"This is wonderful, I am drunk already!" (comment made after two glasses of Riuinart 1996 at Claude's Cafe de Ville) Beauty Cherryl Nov 2008
"I want to fuck this Now!" (comment made after drinking two glasses of Vievue Cliquot Grand Cru 1999 at Apoview Hotel; beautiful, little mother had a firm grip on T Rex as she said this) Beauty, Rose,"Little C's" mother September 2010
"I am NOT drunk! I just want to go back to the Hotel and fuck you now! (comment made at La Vetta, CDO after two glasses of Taittinger) Beauty Venus Feb 14, 2011
More on Dining Out in Davao City
Wicker Roger,
Thankyou. I like the UK and the people and I always enjoy visiting. Not crazy about the food but I do enjoy a Shepperd's Pie. Love the pubs except for the smoking. The UK needs to go the way of the Western USA and eliminate smoking in ALL PUBLIC PLACES. People will be healthier and non smokers will start to go out more frequently.
Guys,
On the Topic of fine dining I am considering starting a New Board entitlted: "Dining Out in the Philippines". It will cover anything from Elegant Restaurants, casual places and critiques of Hotel Room Service. The "Father's Day" board here got me a lot of compliments from guys. It was NOT started by me, however. My youngest Son, Conor, was standing next to me. I was doing my annual father's Day Post (first was in original Davao Board June 2004). He was banging on the keys as I told him that in about 17 years he would most likely be posting.
He could not wait that long and he hit the key for starting a new Board, hence when I went looking for my Post to review, I discovered a new Board entitled "Father's Day" and therein was my post.
In any event, I am seriously considering this new Board as so many guys that read my Forum enjoy a good dinner out and are constantly seeking new places to dine. So let me know what you think.
Now to more on Davao City Restaurants:
Plaza Bistro: located on the fourth floor of the Marco Polo, this Restaurant is Magnificent! I love it and enjoy the ambiance, romantic setting and the view through the glass to the swimming pool at night. Food here is not cheap but you get a fine meal in a romantic setting. Go for the Set Dinner which is five (5) courses and you get to choose from a group of entrees. This was around P875 per person last time I had it. You come here and you take your time dining and enjoy the moment. No one rushes you out of here.
My only complaint concerning this Restaurant is the wine list. Very limited and way overpriced. Brnng your own wine and pay the P750 corkage fee. You will save money and be drinking far better wine (assuming you are a wine connoisseur).
Entree: located on the first floor of the Apoview Hotel past the lobby on the left side. I really enjoy this Restaurant. Gets an A for value and also for ambiance. Very elegant with white linen table cloths and candles in the evening. Booths where you can snuggle with your Lady. Has a beautiful view of the oriental gardens while dining.
You can choose the buffet or from the menu. On the menu the Beef tenderrloin for P560 is Excellent and a large portion! Again this is a place to dine and take your time. The buffet runs from very good to average at night, depending on what is served. The desserts are excellent and you could fill up solely on these. Serrvice here is also as good as in the Plaza Bistro Restaurant, meaning Excellent.
One item to note that the Wine List at Entree is small but nice and the best value of any Restaurant in Davao City, with the exception of Swiss Deli. And far superior to Swiss Deli on atmosphere, ambiance, food quality and serrvice.
At Entree you can get a nice bottle of French, Italian, Australian or Chilean Red for from P780 to P1200. Most are in the P900 range. Great price!
I will cover more Restaurants next post.
Dragon Slayer
New Board. Dining Out in the Philippines
[QUOTE=Dragon Slayer; 1129665]Guys,
On the Topic of fine dining I am considering starting a New Board entitlted: "Dining Out in the Philippines". It will cover anything from Elegant Restaurants, casual places and critiques of Hotel Room Service.
In any event, I am seriously considering this new Board as so many guys that read my Forum enjoy a good dinner out and are constantly seeking new places to dine. So let me know what you think.
Dragon Slayer[/QUOTE]Great idea DS. I have learnt a great deal from this Board about mongering and about Davao / Philippines (particularly from the posts of GE) so I would enjoying and hopefully contribute (when I next get there) about Dining Out in Philippines. It could be expanded to include other non mongering entertainment as well, places to go with your current friend like day trips or overnight trips or whatever.
P.
The "Sting of the Black Scorpion"
Guys,
On a very Serious Note I want to issue a brief comment on the horrible tragedy that took place in Japan early this morning West Coast US Time. I was asleeiip, awoke and decided to call the Mother of my eldest daughter on the Island of Leyte where I have my beachfront home. She informed me of the Tragedy and that the waves then hitting the shoreline of Leyte werre only a few feet high.
There is nothing that I can say here to compensatee for this Disaster in Japan. Only I am so sorry for what has happened there and I DO hope that Japan will recover quickly. A Fine nation of Good People!
The Sting of the Black Scorpion:
As you sawfrom the photos, this cute, young Davao lady has a tattoo of a Black Scorpion just above her vagina. Interesting is one word for this. She IS a fabulous fuck as I have been seeing / fucking her for 3 1/2 years now on a more or less regular basis. She was working in one of the 300+ fast food places here in Davao when I met her. Recently, the dickhead of a manager fired her for an altercation with another young girl at work. So what? This thing happens a lot! No need to fire the lady.
She needed help for making the necessary papers for her new employment in a bake shop. I asked my Pal, to assist me in providing her with P 1, 500. She only needed 500 she told me but I figured she could use the extra 1, 000 for new clothes for work. And she is a single mother. Suggested that GE get himself a nice "gratuity fuck" from the lady. He declined!
She was desperate for the money as she feared losing the position which was being held open for her while she got the money for the health permit, etc. I told her NOT to bother GoodEnough as he would get her the money. She is young and she was worried to death about not gettinhg this work. She is also a single mother.
So she was texting GE every thirty minutes or so until he went "Ape Shit" on her. Like King Kong in the movie he was ready to deastate her "village" (barangay?). Told her to come and get the money but to stay out of his life FOREVER! Wow! And this from the same very good friend of mine who only recently asked me to have kindness and patience towards Jellyfish and Fat Larry. INCREDIBLE!
Now there is no way on this fucking planet I will EVER show any kindness or anything to Jellyfish (goes by the name Cooler Brew on the ISG Fourm; never, ever posts so he only lurks to fuck guys over). He fucked me over horribly with my Jen, former girlfriend whom I met for the first time in Davao City back in early September 2004. Guy ever tried to "explain" why he did this to me. Fucking creep, COOLER BREW (time to bring this Loser out of the closet) , did not like that I had more than one, nice, sweet, regular woman that I was seeing and fucking. Like he was my father the uglly, old, redneck fuck!
Forget that Jelllyfish made a Move,"fast as lightning" to ANgeles City as soon as his plane touched down in Manila. But fucking pros was okay in his fucked up mind."Well uh, well uh, you know, they are just for sex anyway, uh, wallllll you know, uhhhh". Jellyfish needs to learn how to talk first before he tries to give other people advice. Stupid Fuck!
ANd I posted on Fat larry, a very creepy guy. He will never have to worry; he can find a job in Hollywood in horror
movies "any given Sunday". He is the Elephant Man at his finest! Scary is an accurate word to define him in both appearance
and behavior. He has been banned fro BOTH Farfallas and Cafe de Ville Restaurants, a move with which I highly concur.
Black Scorpion, IS a lovely, sweet, young lady who ONLY WANTS to be able to take care of her daughter. She should not have been "madly texting" my good friend, but COMPARED TO WHAT JALLYFISH DID TO ME, THIS IS NOTHING! END OF STORY!
The young lady chooses not to fuck her way for money and I respect a woman like this. ANd, afterall, it was my money and GE could have simply ignored the numerous texts as I do. No way in heaven or hell you can ignore Fat Larry when this Creature comes into your path. Have patience and sympathy with him or Jellyfish? YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING!
Dragon Slayer