Dubai Reports

In case it wasn't clear, I don't reside in Dubai. I will be there for 30 hours and out of that place so none of you have to worry about "my kind" ruining your mongering scene.

I zeroed in on a CL ad that offered Paki girls. Somehow I wanted to take a break from the usual diet. I called this guy up and he asked me to come to Rolla Street near one of the serviced apartments. I parked below the said spot and called him again. Surprise, surprise, lo and behold I get my first experience at Internet pimping, he asked me to cut the phone and wait for his SMS that will contain a number and I am supposed to call that number! Sure enough I called that number and a lady picked up, she guided me to an apartment behind the Imperial suites.

I asked her about this operational model and this is what I found. The chap whom I called is an Internet pimp who has connection with few of these small set-ups. He advertises and guides the callers to the nearest apartment. He gets a flat rate of 150dhs for each successful deal closure! Amazing. Entrepreneurs galore!

Coming back to the apartment, there were 3 girls. All of them around 6/10. It's a one shot or 45 minutes (whichever is first) for 500dhs. I picked up a girl in the late 20s, she said she is from Lahore. They have a front room with a bed that serves as the action room. The bathroom is across the corridor and this is not a very comfortable arrangement. It is a two BR apartment and I guess this is the best possible arrangement for them, but it is going to be a mess if you have more than one manger in there at the same time. Anyway, the performance was definitely above average. I may not return because of the inconvenience of the whole set up. However, the madam promised a 1hr & two pops offer if I return and contact her directly without coming through the Internet pimp!

Everyday is a learning experience.

Hi everyone. Hope you're enjoying a productive weekend.

I decided to follow the recommendation of a fellow member today and visited an MP on Maktoum St near Deira Suites (thanks HsPuppy for the PM with the info!). Based on the information provided, I chose a specific girl and, as already reported, she is definitely one of the best looking there, although I noticed one or two other reasonable looking ones on my way out too. I chose my usual massage (60mins with oil) and was charged 150AED, which is a decent price.

I was shown upstairs to the room which was a smallish proper room with a proper door (with the usual small window at eye level). The room was sparsely furnished with a futon-style bed on the floor and, unfortunately, no shower. I was asked to change into the customary paper shorts and the masseuse remained in the room whilst I did so (always a good sign!). What followed was a decent Thai massage with plenty of titillation. Conversation was also good as the masseuse's English was ok. Once I'd flipped over onto my back and I could make proper eye contact, the masseuse became very shy and giggley, and I enjoyed the flirty banter that ensued. As time ticked on, the masseuse asked the inevitable question and I gave the inevitable answer with a large grin; no negotiation took place, just a quick mention of a 'good tip'. I didn't bother pushing hard for anything too adventurous on this first visit as I'd actually taken quite a shine to the masseuse (and vice versa) so I decided to take it slow on this visit (always a good tactic, I find, if you're planning on making a particular masseuse your regular, as it helps to build trust and respect. You benefit in the long run!).

As such, the long, pleasureable HJ that I received was perfectly acceptable; I'd say it was the best I've experienced at an MP in Dubai but my judgement might be off here as I was a little caught up in the moment; as always, YMMV. During the HJ, we enjoyed some cuddling and kissing (but not DFK). Although I wasn't pushing for access to assets, the masseuse told me she would have enjoyed me touching her if she hadn't been 'flying the Japanese flag' (my words, not hers!). On eruption, she gently cleaned me up and offered me a shower (I declined as I was heading straight home, but there is obviously one available in another room somewhere). Once dressed, I tipped her 150AED (too much, I know, but I had enjoyed her company and am definitely going to return again, so decided to be generous). We exchanged numbers as she mentioned possibly meeting up some time and gave me a kiss on the cheek.

Overall verdict:

Venue: 6/10 (small rooms with futon-style beds and no showers in the rooms, but relatively private)

Masseuse: 9/10 (good looks, good body, decent conversation)

Massage: 8/10 (not outstanding but I've had plenty worse in Dubai)

Extras:/10 (I'm not going to rate this as only HJ was offered but that is partly my fault; the HJ itself was excellent)

Cost: 150AED + 150AED = 300AED.

Would I return? Yes, definitely. This is my new regular MP, at least for the next few weeks till I get bored.

[QUOTE=The Jack; 1415501]I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper.

I fart in your general direction.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.[/QUOTE]Can we have this fucker banned? Not that it will help as he will join with a different alias, but still.

I think thejack is in a category of his own.

Amazing.

[QUOTE=Wicked Roger; 1415529]10 FRs no PM facility as you are likely too cheap to pay $20 (?) , and then you insult people.

No wonder the UAE is going downhill with The Jack being added to others such as Buster F, Peiter01 etc. The managerial class of monger.

Tijuana. Look longer and harder spend a few hours and all the information you need can be found, and pay your subscription and get a PM facility[/QUOTE]

yes, it is amazing. this is a p4p forum. not a ticket exchange forum. i realize that the difference may be hard for you to grasp but we are all happy to help.

and next time if you want to get rid of dog [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord116][CodeWord116][/url] just use a condom.

[quote=the jack; 1415499]i have read a few pages of "this" forum and yes it mentions cafe's and bars to go to pick up these women but didn't answer my question. i will go however and read further so as not to misjudge you as a wanker.

i didn't think that i'd be running into a bunch of wankers, but then again what do i expect to find in front of the computer screen on the weekends? either married people or wankers. i got a response from each, thanks for your suggestions.[/quote]

OK I have a couple of weekends to report.

Last week I tried several contacts and they were all either busy or reluctant to provide oral without. So first night I grabbed Jenny, as I have reported on her plenty of times I will skip.

Next day I was doing the rounds (panorama, York) I asked some pretty africans and they refused to provide oral without (but they were honest about it) I eventually picked a cute Chinese at York. Once in the hotel she refused to give oral without, but given her nice breasts I gave her a pass. She was quite enthusiastic, in fact I was pounding her heavily on doggy and she was pulling the sheets. THen I notice blood covering the condom. When me make a pause she noticed too but agreed to keep going. Unfortunately in the middle of the second run she started to complain and no amount of persuasion (when the river flows red take the muddy path) worked. Oh well. I would not recommend her, I took no phone number either.

Yesterday I pulled a couple of Chinese from Panorama, one is a little bit older, heavily tattooed (Thai style, in fact she got them there) the other was younger. Both had nice silicone breasts. It was not bad, but nothing special either. 300 each, DanDan and AnAn.

Another girl also explained me that behind majestic is a hotel XCXXXCCGG-One or something like that that allows 2 girls for 375 per room. I tried to identify the place with no luck.

As it was still early I went to Incubus Infamous Massage Parlor. 5 girls including the Infamous One with the Infamously Big Breasts. Wow. I have no words. Well yes. BIG.

I picked a young one but when were going to the room some fuckers whose ethnic origin nor religious affiliation I could identify started ringing the bell and hitting the door. The girls were scared. It was kind of a surreal situation, I was licking the girl who did not know if she should be coming or being scared. She was quite messed I think.

The fuckers kept banging for quite a while while I was working on the girl. She was good but refused to do doggy, afraid I may get the wrong entrance claiming I was too big. Maybe Dr Misha could provide me with a certificate stating that I am mouse-sized. I think it was a little painful for her, as she did not want to make any noise I put my shoulder on her mouth. She was really afraid of making any noise.

In the end she provided an amazing blow job and I came on her medium sized breasts. When I was dressing up she brought my shoes and when I tried to put my socks she hit my hand and put them herself. Weird. Maybe she has a feet fetish.

I tipped her 100 dirhams, she seemed happy. I think she worked hard for her money, and I try to be generous with people in a worst situation. Some may think I am a sucker. I really do not give a shit.

I really liked the place, yes the mattress was dirty. This is not the Ritz. But girls were nice and friendly. Much better than the average pickup I have got lately.

Conversation is quite limited, You will not be discussing the influence of Hegel in German contemporary thinking, you will not be discussing current events in China. I even doubt you will be discussing the weather.

And yes the place is a little bit sleazy, it does not provide a sanitized experience. But then I consider that pulling the intestines of a lamb, rolling them and frying them is a delicacy. Or grilling worms. If you do not like that kind of food you are unlikely to like the place, if I can use an analogy. FOr me is worth and I am going again in 30 minutes.

Finally about the morons banging the door, I was not really concerned, but the girls were afraid. This is why you do not pass contact details to people you do not know. Maybe for you this is not an issue, maybe you are just a tourist and the impact of being involved with the police is minimal. But this kind of attention may be very disruptive for those with a family here, anything involving the police is very likely to end up in fine / jail / deportation. That can wreck someone's life (loss of job, divorce.)

It is a basic rule of civility, like not farting when you leave the elevator. But honestly reading some of the posters here I am starting to doubt if they could be trusted even on that.

I almost forgot. Thanks again to Incubus for sharing this place. It may not be to everybody's taste but I really enjoyed. Now if I could get the girls delivered to my place to enjoy them in a more comfortable environment....

I got a request to check a Spanish girl. The person who asked me had spoken to her the day before. Surprisingly since then I have been unable to reach her, phone is off all time, no answer to SMS. Kind of weird as she was taking calls before. So I could not confirm.

Then I found an add about a "barely legal girlfriend to share" or something like that.

This is the link:

[url]http://dubai.craigslist.org/w4m/3692900070.html[/url]

This is the reply I got (see pictures) :

We are both Lebanese (married)

She's 18 and eager to please

300 aed.

As I will be busy checking the MP, I will be happy to share their details as this is really a great opportunity. I think this is specially great for those new to Dubai scene, with no previous reports.

[QUOTE=Cons68; 1415671]I got a request to check a Spanish girl. The person who asked me had spoken to her the day before. Surprisingly since then I have been unable to reach her, phone is off all time, no answer to SMS. Kind of weird as she was taking calls before. So I could not confirm.

Then I found an add about a "barely legal girlfriend to share" or something like that.

This is the link:

[url]http://dubai.craigslist.org/w4m/3692900070.html[/url]

This is the reply I got (see pictures) :

We are both Lebanese (married)

She's 17 and eager to please

300 aed.

As I will be busy checking the MP, I will be happy to share their details as this is really a great opportunity. I think this is specially great for those new to Dubai scene, with no previous reports.[/QUOTE]I have seen this girls pictures on another website. Not listed as an escort.

I by coincidence bumped into this ad and decided to give a try.

[url]http://dubai.craigslist.org/cas/3767472169.html[/url]

She is petite, I must admit better than in the photos, petite, well shaped. She is basically into anything you may think of, active and fun to be with.

At the end of the meeting (outcall only) I gave to her 1. 000 instead of the requested 700, since the service was excellent to say the least. She refused and I really had to insist to make her take the tip.

Extremely recommended.

[QUOTE=DeadEye65;1415680]I have seen this girls pictures on another website. Not listed as an escort.[/QUOTE]Yes it is a fake. Now no more fun

[QUOTE=The Jack; 1415586]When the forum upgrades it's payment options then expect to see me gladly pay. Until that time if you want to * about something, I suggest the payment options for this site unless your willing to put your money where your mouth is and accept the fact that I'd gladly pay $50 or more even if the options available were there. [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

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Greetings Everyone,

For the 10, 000th time, I cannot accept PayPalSucks because PayPalSucks has determined that the ISG is an adult site, and PayPalSucks does not accept transactions related to adult websites.

However, there is also an option for purchasing a subscription using currency via the postal mail.

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/subscriptions.php?#subscriptionbymail[/url]

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]The Jack

You see, you did even RTFF the payment methods LOL, this is core of the FRs you get, you are again one of the managerial classes who think the senior member just give you the info.

Cons.

If Misha can't provide the certificate I can / will LOL. And what is it about the PRC and the muddy road, never my flavour (PRC that is) as you know but the odd one I have tried never wanted Greek at all unlike many filis I know.

[QUOTE=Sachee; 1415195]I have booked up a place and a usual I have not seen in a while. I would be willing to share her if someone is willing to share his. We all have fun together!

We meet at dinner if we are all comfortable, we move on from there![/QUOTE]LOL. You expect anyone here who uses his "bigger" head to think, to trust a newcomer whose only post is this one?

Chinese will happily take alternative sources of income when competitive pressure forces them. In the course of my research I have found this to be true in Austria and Spain.

Given that both are traditionally catholic countries one can only speculate on the role of doctrine and / or priesthood in shaping sexual preferences for natives and visitors.

The sacrifices we make in our quest for the truth.

I just returned from another go at the infamous parlor. Took Jenny this time, again she was at pains to make sure I took the standard approach.

Funny a very young Indian chap was with me in the elevator, going to same destination. Funny how nervous he was, specially when he realized there was a witness.

[QUOTE=Wicked Roger; 1415719]Cons.

If Misha can't provide the certificate I can / will LOL. And what is it about the PRC and the muddy road, never my flavour (PRC that is) as you know but the odd one I have tried never wanted Greek at all unlike many filis I know.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cons68;1415650]Can we have this fucker banned? Not that it will help as he will join with a different alias, but still.[/QUOTE]I second the motion on the floor