Tom make sure Mr Enternational & Mr Gogo get your VIP entertainment.
Yo Tomjackin, make sure you have a Encore Presentation in the VIP room at The Old Latinos. LOL! Westsidee. Damn I'm still in shock. I wish I was there, because I will continue where I left off. I will make sure the Chocolate Jackhammer, get well acquainted with them putas. LOL. I hope you don't forget my secret photos (wink wink). I wanto see a helluva lotta HIGH HEELS. So get that camera clicking. 'crime scene photos' We expect to see all evidence.
Have fun,
Peace!
Use the Enter button. It will break up the manatony!
[QUOTE=Lugalzaggizi;1315908]Taina did not show up at the New Garden Hotel like she said she would when I spoke with her in Classicos the previous night. I met Taina through Aida and Vanessa and since I already set up a commercial sexual liaison with them I could not very well accommodate Taina that night, so I offered her a simple solution to my overscheduled social life- quite different from the almost non-existent social life I have in New York- and offered to her to meet me at the New Garden at 7 pm, which was a convenient time for both of us in that it would not incur that much opportunity cost. Unfortunately, she did not show up. When I asked her about it in Classicos later on in the evening she said that she thought that I would call her to confirm it. I thought confirming the liaison the night before was sufficient, but if she wanted to throw away 2500 pesos in a time slot outside of mongering prime time than that certainly was her prerogative. On the other hand, Bella did show up on time. The lighting at the bar at the New Garden wasn't as sympathetic to her waning looks, she was in her late twenties, as the dimly lit Classicos was. Maybe I was in too much of a rush the previous night to get on with the debauchery and unspeakable sodomies with Venessa and Aida, not adequately assessing Bella before arranging the meeting at New Garden. Little did I know, while contemplating the possibility of ending the commercial sexual liaison right then and there, that Bella would have no qualms about engaging in all matter of debaucheries and unspeakable sodomies as well. Bella had heaped on globs of makeup and the light from the bar at New Garden made her appear too rakish for my taste. Out of politeness I told her to order what she wanted. We exchanged in some pleasantries, standard with women that I effectuated sociosexual liaisons with in Sosua, and then I got right down to pecuniary matters. I told her up front that I would give her 2000 pesos for short time, about two hours. She countered with 3000 pesos. She had to be kidding me. I didn't even really want her and she was proposing an all night rate for short time. I now had an easy out. I told her no. I thought I was extricated from the interlude, enabling me to head out to Merengue Bar and see what prospects were available, though it was relatively early in the evening and there were probably not a lot of women out, but she immediately agreed to my initial offer. It would have been stupid for her to decline, short of me looking like Quasimodo, which I do not. She really had nothing to lose by accepting my offer for she was already at the destination and with a guaranteed payout. All she had to do was go through with the commercial sexual liaison, her only other alternative, short of picking up a monger on one of the lounge chairs at the New Garden, was to head down to Merengue Bar and compete with a bevy of chicas, more attractive and younger than her, for paucity of mongers. I could have handed her 2000 pesos and bid her good night. (I will never renege on a chica that I have set up a meeting with. It is an unethical business practice and certainly will not bode well for my standing among the chicas in Sosua, a relatively small town, of whom certainly talk with each other about the various peccadilloes of the sex tourists that dwell in the bevy of haunts on Pedro Clisante. I already had a myriad of sexual proclivities that might be deemed unpalatable to a chica. I did not need unreliability to the mix.) However, I decided to go with her anyway.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I got great advice about using the enter button. I used to spew nothing but run on sentences, and when I read back what I had wrote, I was FRUSTRATED. So try to take the advice of 5 or 6 sentences, period then enter ENTER button. I want to be truthful, I rather be frustrated, by your lack of usage of the ENTER button, than hearing How a CHICA STRAPPED ON, AND THEN WAXED YOUR ASS, WITH A IRON DILDO. LOL!
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Seven great nights in Sosua. Part 1
flight:
i finally got a flight out of san diego to pop for $700 and change. some issues here, first, i had the red eye flight out of lax, and then the shitty 5 hour lay-over in miami. no more of these flights for me; i say that while i'm still tired. on the way back, my connecting flight from lax to sd was only 35 minutes in between flights, and the plane from miami was late getting to lax. lucky for a few of us they held the plane for ten minutes; no more of that nonsense in the future either.
hotel:
i stayed once again at the new garden and it was fine. got the jacuzzi room for the isog $77 cash rate per night. i really like the rooms and staff. the place was pretty quiet this trip, except for me yelling off the balcony from time to time.
money:
i used the wu again and got a rate of 39. 0500 the rest of the time i abused the atm machines and vice-versa.
cell phone:
i went back to orange and rented a sim card for 100 pesos, with a 500 peso deposit. i put 500 pesos of minutes on the card, which was plenty enough.
friday:
headed to the beach and met up with herman. he proceeded to tell me the bad news. there is a new chief of police and in the last few days the cops were rounding up all the haitians and other girls that were new in town. but from what i could tell throughout the trip, the haitians were rounded up, but were back in sosua within a couple of days; not sure how that works. i saw it happen a few different times.
headed back to the ng, walked around the corner and spotted marlene. marlene is about the sweetest girl in sosua. it was her first day back in the ng. she was working in panama for quite a while. she lit up when she saw me and we were reunited, however, she put on some weight and i teased her about it. i was dead tired, but marlene had been my first ng girl in the past, so let's go sweetie. i asked her where maria was, because maria was part of my first happy hour team, the m&m team.
we got to the room and within minutes, maria called. i know that i'm too old and tired from the flight to perform for one girl, no less two, but it was the m&m team reunion! i had to try! ok, call her up. maria hasn't had much work lately and she ran up the stairs and busted through the door with pure excitement in her eyes. we all played in the jacuzzi for a good two hours and i for one, was waterlogged when we got out. then it was time for rack operations. those girls are one hell of a tag team!
off they went, time for a nap, fuck the nap! stopped by the merengue bar just past ten, and the place was dead. headed down the sidewalk and my best pal juan was standing in front of the new del toro. he spotted me and proceed to give me the biggest bear hug i can ever recall receiving. turns out the new owner of the club hired him on, thank goodness because he was out of work for over 8 months, this was good news to me! i think the disco was only opened for one night when i was there, and when it was open, it was quite dead.
as i scanned the area, i could tell that rumba ruled the town. now rumba owns the restaurant next to it, which is surprising called rumba restaurant. next to rumba restaurant and a new huge place that looks like it might have potential, but i personally think the place would be an accountant's nightmare just because of its size alone. el flow seemed to be doing quite well also.
because i worked up an appetite with the m&m team, i ordered some food at rumba restaurant, grabbed a sidewalk table, and watched what was going down. wasn't long before someone that i knew would walk by, alex, herman's old girlfriend. she joined me for a drink, then her friend came by, and she joined us as well; funny how this happens in sosua.
alex's friend was coming on to me, like dry humping me while i was eating my chicken. she was cute, but i was tired. for her, disaster was about to strike. while i'm finishing up my chicken and being dry humped by the cutie. i get attacked from behind with a big hug and several kisses on my neck. i took a deep breath, and then i knew who it was, it was my favorite beach girl (bg1). i turned around and she was even hotter than before.
she sat next to me and latched on with all her might. now for some reason, i wasn't getting dry humped anymore and it seem like the cutie did not approve of the invasion; but i did. we headed over to del toro and chatted and drank a bit. i was too tired for much else and she had to head back to take care of her 20+ children. we made a date for the following day. it was a nice way to end the first day in sosua.
saturday:
headed to the beach and hung out at herman's place. the beach was about dead! but there were some here and there. and i shortly realized why. the cops had these walking patrols with a truck that was used to load up the women. there was about 7-8 cops on foot. but the thing was, they moved at walking speed. so i sat at the table and watched women rep001ter like hell. the best example i could give is if you had cockroaches in your kitchen and you got up in the middle of the night and turned on the light; the roaches run for cover. no, i'm not comparing anyone to roaches, just the action that happened.
headed back to ng for my late afternoon date and the m&m team were waiting on my arrival. i told them not today because i already had a date, with bg1. m&m were showing off their new manicures and pedicures, which i'm sure i paid for. bg1 strolls in and looking extremely hot. team m&m knew they just got their asses booted. bg1 decided she wanted to do a photo shoot in the grassy area. this is where i first met mr. gogo (mr. g.) he stopped by to say hello and even took a few pictures for us. okay, enough photos, time for jacuzzi / rack operations. this is when she reminded me why she is my favorite girl in the dr.
mr. g. and i met up and headed to one of his spots, four roses. the owner of fr was quite loose with the free shots; i liked the place. we were shortly joined by mr. enternational (mr. e.). after more than a few drinks and shots, we headed out and over to del toro. hell, it wasn't long before i spotted this smoking hot haitiana, or she spotted me, didn't care, just get the fuck over here! it was like, well fellows, it was great to meet and chat with you both, but it appears the little sailor just got hijacked by a non-somali pirate! the pirate held me captive for a good three hours. i gladly paid the ransom and she sailed off in the moonlight.