Jakarta

[QUOTE=Ggekko2009;2271201]Trying to get a few pointers from the local veterans here.

Given Tuesday night has always the slowest night of the week from my experience, where would you go to have a few hours for a decent time if you are really bored from the cabin fever, say after 11 PM. I am just looking for places to spend a few hours with no intention to bring back anyone tonight. Any pointers?[/QUOTE]Sorry we didn't meet up yesterday. The girl I had visit me was just OK. Kind of a surprise as I had a great time with her upstairs at LA earlier this trip.

In any case, I'd recommend poking your head into KI as things will be slower as there won't be as many local punters about on Tuesday night. Best pars there for me were LA, Royal and Sari Ayu. If that doesn't work hop a grabtaxi to Malio. There is more of a chance for GFE service there.

Kelapa Gading is another option. As I understand things Kings Cross and Sumo don; t get going until later in the evening. Though the girls there were not anything special enough to justify the trek all the way out there.

BTW: CJs was very good when I was there on Sunday and there were at lest 5 girls I would have liked to try. But I really liked the girl I was with, who, at lest for me, was the hottest in the bar. So it may be back in full swing after the holidays now.

[QUOTE=IronQuinn;2271132]Going to be in Mangga Dua for a few days at the end of the month for some Kota Indah fun. Reading about clubs like Malio seem way too over the top for me. Just looking for a local crowd with cute 18-22 year olds. First time in Indonesia (though I've studied the language some). Was wondering what the best route from the airport to hotel is in Mangga Dua (bus, taxi, train)? Also, how's the street food? Ever gotten sick from eating it? Come on, Smoothy, any inside tips for a young guy? After reading your posts, all I can picture is the Most Interesting Man in the World for Dos Equis beer.[/QUOTE]I stayed in Manga Dua area and you will get bored very quickly. The area is kind of a dump and not that many good places to eat. Street food won't get you sick but most isn't very good.

KI is fun, but also gets pretty boring after awhile. Maloio is good and I didn't find the girls to be all that pushy for drinks. But maybe I was just lucky. Kelapa Gading is worth a trip if you are in town for awhile.

The best girls this trip I picked up at CJs and BATS. I was lucky enough to find a couple of real gems there whom I repeated with and enjoyed real GFE experiences. One in particular is a real keeper and will try to take her to Bali for a few day next time I am in town. But most girls there are past their sell by date and you have to look pretty hard to find a good one. Though this may change now as the holidays are over and more girls are back on the prowl at these places.

If you have time try to work the SM. Badoo, Tinder and Tatntan work great. But it takes some time and patience and a lot of chit chat. I had several girls lined up for dates but ended up just seeing my regulars as I didn't; really have time to work the dating game. Btu I will put more energy into this option next trip.

Stay horny my friend!

Uncle-V.

I made it to CJs. First experience at one of the upscale FL joints in Jakarta.

Pay 200 k at the door for a beer. That wasn't cover price. That's how much they cost. At least not ++.

Bar was quite nice. Band was enjoyable. Nice break from the screeching dangdut shit you hear around Jakarta.

As for the girls (or should I say old ladies).

It really was a horrific scene.

They doll themselves up nicely, having pleasing personalities but most were 30+. I suspect quite a few single mothers looking at the bellies on them.

There were a couple of hotter younger chicks (maybe 25), but I could only imagine the asking price. It's not that they were any hotter than what you can find at Classic (for a fraction of the price), but they just dress nicer, get their hair professionally styled.

It's for guys who want to feel like they're in a bar actually seducing a woman. Asking price seemed to be 1,000,000 until breakfast.

Too many better value options in Jakarta to waste time on 200 k drinks to talk to women in their 30's. It felt like a total tourist trap.

If this was Angeles City, these women weren't dolled up, they would barely get 500 pesos.

I began the night at emporium hotel spa level. I chose my VIP lady pretty quick because she stood out as number 1 to me. She was a collosseum dancer and only worked at emporium for 2 days. Damage was 1. 3 million. That may of included a Heineken I can't remember for sure. In the room, she was really helpful and had a warm attitude. Forgive me I don't have her number. I believe she said her name was Christine. She began with licking me all over. She went to put condom on for BJ and I objected but it didn't work. I even offered big tip. No difference. The aerobics following made up for it. Finished and I still gave tip. This is where she told me she worked at collosseum.

I went hotel to recuperate and freshen up for collosseum. Collosseum had dancers but the chandelier and lights weren't really going. Was interested in couple of the dancers but don't think you can take them out. Am I wrong?

I left there and decided to try starmoon. Upon entering I didn't have a good feeling about the situation. Smooth comments about it being gang controlled should have kept me away but it was heavy in my mind. Pick lady and get upstairs and I tried to do the deed but my bigger head won the battle. The bed had about 5 stains on it and place was very dirty. I took off condom and got the FK out of there. I won't be going back to that area. Really the talent was lacking anyway. Only one which I picked was doable for me. I like the young spinners. Wasn't too many in the bowl.

Tonight I'm going to check out classic and may end up back at emporium for level 5. I tried to check out level 5 today but it don't open until 9 pm.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;2270982]I tend to agree that Malio might not be optimal for first timers, but I love it. HA HA. Somewhere in a previous post I said Malioboro was "calmer". You should have retreated upstairs and over to Malioboro if things were getting out of hand in Malio. My success in Malio Club is based on being firm with the dancers. #1 I only buy drinks for the dancers I am interested in. When other girls come over, I just say NO, I am looking for another girl in a friendly but firm way. They figure it out and will eventually leave me alone. Even when I am surrounded by 4 or 5 dancers of which only 1 in the group I might be interested in, I just say to the others, not now girls. I want to talk with this one and they move on, reluctantly sometimes LOL, but they move on. #2, when I am with a dancer I desire assuming, I have not been with her before, I agree to 2 lady drinks (60,000 each) as a matter of course because it is required if you want to continue with the girl. This starts the process. The girl will then get very friendly, you know what I mean, and usually she will make her pitch before she downs the 2nd lady drink. The pitch might be upstairs mezzanine for a BJ or just more privacy for drinking and groping, or a private room for boom boom. If she does not make an offer before or immediately after the 2nd lady drink, you will be hit up for 5 more lady drinks. Count on it. I sometimes agree to this 2nd request if I am in the right mood and having a good time with the girl. No doubt /100% guaranteed she will make an offer after the 2nd drink (the 4th in total) of the 5. Offers vary. Like I said sometimes its 1 mil for a BJ on mezzanine or in private room. Sometimes the offer is for full servie. If a BJ is the offer, then that is my cue to counter with No, I want full service. To which the dancer will either ask for 2 mil or 3 mil depending on I don't know what for full service. A little confused? Ha ha. Don't be. That's Malio Club. You just have to roll with it and yet be firm at the same time. You CAN get what you want and keep the drink total under control. I have never been not satisfied there.

Alternatively, you could always just pick a couch girl if one strikes your fancy. No drinks necessary or even requested. The price is always 900,000 or 1.1 mil depending on the girl for full service upstairs in a private room. Easy! Good! Just tell a handy, friendly mamasan that you want to see her girls.

And as I said earlier, Malioboro is similar, but calmer so probably it's more manageable for first time visits. Malioboro has dancers as well, but for some reason these dancers are not quite as forward with the drink requests plus there are not as many. Their price is 1. 7 mil. Boom. Simple. And in Malioborro there are a lot more couch girls both Indo local girls (900,000 & 1. 1 mil) and the imports comprised mainly of Viets, Kazaks, Chinese, and a few fugly white Russian Federation girls (1. 7 mil to 2 mil). I like both places and frequently go back and forth inside the building until I find what I am looking for.

After you left Malio I am surprised you did not check out Bats since you are staying at the Shangri La and it was getting late. When I stayed at the Shang, I always dropped by Bats after whatever I did in the North. Sometimes I found a good girl in Bats and made it a 2 Fer. So convenient!

Anyway, I am looking forward to more of your trip reports. Glad to hear things are looking up. Keep on rocking![/QUOTE]So malioboro is the spa up front correct? I may check it out tonight. I thought about stopping by bats last night after starmoon but honestly that place combined with smoothy comments had my brain messed up.

[QUOTE=HungMan1808;2270995]Arriving late and staying at the Shangrila. And you didn't check BATS at 1 am before venturing elsewhere?

Sunday at BATS isn't fantastic but it has resulted in a number of accompanied exits of good quality over time. Certainly much better than achieved at Blok M on a Sunday anytime this decade.

Any reading below would have highlighted BATS, and CJs as the alternate for searches in bars at night on off peak days.

Though these days I usually start swiping hard right on Tinder the moment wheels hit the runway at CGK, can also produce results (though maybe a touch delayed depending on luck, and your profile)[/QUOTE]Yeah thinking back on it that would of been a better option. My pre-trip research didn't hold it in high regard. I'm a young guy so just interested in younger spinners. I was much more excited about emporium and malio. Maybe wrongly so. I attempted to research 5 different areas compared to my trip to Thailand I had 6 months on just Thailand. I may of not researched good enough. Cj's was my FL go to. I hope to check that out soon also. The one sexy lady at my bar did say she just came from bats so I probably missed out.

[QUOTE=ThatGuy68;2271271]
Tonight I'm going to check out classic and may end up back at emporium for level 5. I tried to check out level 5 today but it don't open until 9 pm.[/QUOTE]Just a heads up that more likely than not, you will not get anything from Emporium Level 5, unless you want to the dancers at the inflated rate of 3. 6 mil per hour. I was just there two nights ago.

I was recommended by the PR there to check out Crown if you are into freelancers, as she mentioned a lot of them venture there. I have not been there personally but may check it out sometime next week. Anyway, Tuesday is definitely a slow night everywhere, and I am just trying to decide where to spend the better part of my time later tonight.

[QUOTE=ThatGuy68;2271278]I'm a young guy so just interested in younger spinners.[/QUOTE]That reminds me of a funny story. My buddy's young 18 year old nephew came to Jakarta a while ago. I was dating a fairly popular model at the time, so she had a lot of connections to other models. I figured my buddy's nephew would want girls around his age, so I asked my girlfriend if she could introduce him to one of her model friends. She hooked him up with a stunning 17 year old. We all went out and he ended up taking her to a hotel. This girl was not a hooker and had only had sex a few times in her life, and of course never with a white guy. My buddy's nephew was a virgin when he arrived in Jakarta, so he knew nothing about sex. The next morning when I asked him how it was, he said not too good because neither of them knew what they were doing and that he didn't want to see her again. I was shocked. Hell, I had thought any 18 year old guy would have loved to be with that girl!

The next night, we went to blok m and he hooked up with a 36 year old wild bar girl (very mediocre looking) who had been fucked by half of the guys in Jakarta over the last 20 or so years and had three kids. The kid loved that girl and raved about his experience with her.

I had thought my girlfriend did him a great favor hooking him up with a highly desirable hot young model, but it turns out he preferred the old chick he had to pay over the young chick for free.


If you are young and good looking, there is no need to go to brothels in Jakarta unless you are like my buddy's nephew and trying to learn sex from a pro. You can walk around any shopping mall and girls will be very easy to pick up. There are plenty of bars with younger guys and girls where you can pick girls up for free if you have even a little game (provided you are young and good looking). It's the older,uglier, and married guys who need to go to brothels. That is not a worthwhile scene in Jakarta for young attractive guys in my opinion. Thailand isn't so easy, but a young, good looking white guy in Jakarta is treated like a rock star.

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2271296]My buddy's nephew was a virgin when he arrived in Jakarta, so he knew nothing about sex. The next morning when I asked him how it was, he said not too good because neither of them knew what they were doing and that he didn't want to see her again. I was shocked. Hell, I had thought any 18 year old guy would have loved to be with that girl!

The next night, we went to blok m and he hooked up with a 36 year old wild bar girl (very mediocre looking) who had been fucked by half of the guys in Jakarta over the last 20 or so years and had three kids. The kid loved that girl and raved about his experience with her.[/QUOTE]I'm surprised you didn't let slip in the bar. The kid would have been mobbed and thrown to the floor there and then.

[QUOTE=Goferring;1985559]This reminds me of a story where we had a young guy arrive - 20 something, tall, blond, surfer dude. We took him out and needless to say the girls were very very receptive. When the old hands spread the story that he was a virgin as his fianc had died of cancer before the wedding they were positively frothing at the mouth. The guy never know what was happening nor what hit him as the entire bar wanted to take him out back and solve his perceived problem. For some reason he was "sick" and never made it to work the next day. Lucky bastard.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ggekko2009;2271281]Just a heads up that more likely than not, you will not get anything from Emporium Level 5, unless you want to the dancers at the inflated rate of 3. 6 mil per hour. I was just there two nights ago.

I was recommended by the PR there to check out Crown if you are into freelancers, as she mentioned a lot of them venture there. I have not been there personally but may check it out sometime next week. Anyway, Tuesday is definitely a slow night everywhere, and I am just trying to decide where to spend the better part of my time later tonight.[/QUOTE]The dancers are the imports correct? I was interested in the inflated price. I've had 2 weeks worth of Thailand and Indonesian pussy. Never had a Russian or girl from that area. Never had Chinese either. I read somewhere hotel travel has Chinese imports. On my way there now to check it out.

[QUOTE=UsPete;2271084] If you pronounced toge incorrectly and it sounded to the mamasan like towgay then you probably requested a girl that looks like a Gecko!(towkay).[/QUOTE]Or a beansprout LOL!

Hotel Travel. Damage 395 k. Well the communication skills of mamasans and myself didn't allow me to confirm Chinese imports. I believe the girl I took die say imports were available but don't take that as confirmation but her English was the best out of everyone I talked to. I didn't see any Chinese looking ladies so seems doubtful. The place had many many ladies. 70% of the ladies seemed early 20's. Mostly spinners with a few big ones mix in. Like I said English skills very minimal. Makes me like emporium that much more even though I'd say selection at travel seemed better. With that being said it's very dark at hotel travel. The sexy girl I picked had some teeth issues that would of had me pick a different choice. Pick carefully fellow newbies.

In the room, what is it with Jakarta and CBJ? Making me feel like I need some pills. Kissing on my legs and licking my nipples does nothing for me. Am I alone in this? Or are most of you popping pills anyway? 555. CBJ did the job barely. She attempted her magic on top and it wasn't magic at all. Flipped her over and began pounding away. Then I began to smell the stink. OMG. Not as bad as the sewer hallway but I guess will Philippines next on the agenda I better get used to it huh? Overall, I nice value experience. I would return but I'd push back on mamasan bringing lady over. I would walk around and pick. Ladies on the couches, which is where mine came from, seemed to be much better looking. Very clean rooms despite the smells.

If I can convince myself that the CBJ's isn't the issue vs my overused manhood I will report back for a part 2. Thinking about them emporium imports or maybe a stroll down to bats is in order. Just in case it's not the CBJ's I may be safe to chance a bats lady vs inflated import. Happy mongering fellas.

So do bats and cj's girls do the CBJ's too? I would think it's just house rules at brothels. Am I correct? I have even offered crazy tips and these girls won't blink an eye.

[QUOTE=ThatGuy68;2271302]The dancers are the imports correct? I was interested in the inflated price. I've had 2 weeks worth of Thailand and Indonesian pussy. Never had a Russian or girl from that area. Never had Chinese either. I read somewhere hotel travel has Chinese imports. On my way there now to check it out.[/QUOTE]Nope, just local dancers and their dancing were pretty lame too in my view.

[QUOTE=ThatGuy68;2271345]So do bats and cj's girls do the CBJ's too? I would think it's just house rules at brothels. Am I correct? I have even offered crazy tips and these girls won't blink an eye.[/QUOTE]Think again. I've been offered bareback full service with CIP in a lot of very famous Indonesian places like Malioboro. I've never been blown with a condom in those places or with any online meet. Only place I saw them try to blow with a condom was 5th floor of Classic Hotel.

To be fair, I've never tried the overpriced freelancers in the hotel bars. Maybe they're different.