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Hey amigo ...
Nice seeing you in Cali ... my novia told me she ran into you on Sexta before you left. She thinks you're a cool gringo.
We had cervezas the other night at Douglas Bar on Sexta with the guys ... your running partner "W" said you had a good time and that you have mucho energy for the chicas.
Hope see ya again soon ... we're heading to Medellin in a couple weeks for a visit.
Hasta Luego
A lot of people I meet have something working for them. Although most of us have one common characteristic (the desire to conquier the other gender), most of us have different approaches.
"W" has a cute little face that makes girls go crazy. Ricker is generous, genuine and has a really good hearth. Surfer is so frickin organized towards making the girl feel really special, that they do end-up feeling special. Screwed-up threats the pricesses like *****s and they end-up liking it.
Well, I've rarely seen someone approaching women like Gringo Loco. Have him solo into a bar with 10 isolated preys, and he will find a way to get upclose and personal, at which point the deed is done.
Thumbs-up to you Gringo Loco.
Freeze
Pereira, Colombia
ricker and freeze, muchas gracias por todo amigos. i was somewhat nervous going to cali solo even though i'd already been to cartagena and medellin (as well as cuba muchas veces). running into ricker my first night out was a godsend, even though i didn't see him again in cali. i know we'll cross paths again. but ricker's intro to freeze and w really got my trip rolling. freeze allowed me use of his office (with high speed internet and voip phone), drove me around town in his old jeep to various points of interest and proved to be good company and a good friend. and since freeze was often busy working or tending to his beautiful novia, w became my partner in crime. anyway, back to the story.
so i wake up with a pounding headache, a throbbing hard-on and carolina from kukara makara next to me still in her jeans. not a good combination. i reach over and kiss her neck and manage to get my hand under her shirt. she moans, but not in pleasure. she's no better off than me. after repeated thrusts and parries i realize that those pants are not coming off. i waste the majority of my first full day in cali enguayavado (severely hungover). carolina finally leaves and i eventually stagger outside into the afternoon sun. i manage to eat my first meal of the day at around five in the afternoon and then almost lose it while checking into to my room at sunriver. la recepcionista must have been wondering why i was sweating so profusely and continually stepping outside! obviously i'm not a drinker, and consuming several cervezas and almost media botella de rum just wrecked me. i'm drinking bottle after bottle of water trying to rehydrate. eventually i make it to freeze's office where i run into w. "so, where've you been?" i tell them about carolina coming to my room. "how was she?" well i reply sheepishly, i couldn't tell you. "so, this girl who you just met comes to your hotel after 2am and you didn't bang her?" no. i guess she wanted to be the good girl last night. we all laugh. i head back to my new place and manage to get another hour of sleep.
i wake up to the setting sun feeling somewhat rejuvenated. time to take care of business! armed with my lists from world traveler and fido dido (thanks guys) i head down to la sexta and wait for a young hip looking taxista to drive by. "sabes donde esta dr. amor?" i ask him. "si," he replies with a grin. "vamos." dr. amor is really 2 houses connected to eachother. the place is large, clean and well run. a well oiled machine. you enter into a large sitting area with several sofas where the girls present themselves. there were at least a dozen available girls at that moment. i select a sexy looking triguena (olive skinned) girl who brings me to another more private sitting area where we chat for a moment, i rub her bare leg and start to feel the pressure building. she brings me to the cashier where i pay 38,000 mil for an hour. i'm handed a white towel folded up with 2 condoms inside which i promptly drop on the floor. this elicits some laughter from the other chicas standing around who i had not selected. my girl picks them up and we're off to the room which is when i realize just how big this place is. i buy a water and ask my girl if she's thirsty. she declines..... (maybe she's just waiting to drink my leche instead i wonder?). we get naked and her body is tight with a flat stomach, nice ass and moderately sized tits. i have her give me a massage, but as she rubs my balls from behind my frustration with carolina (jeans girl) quickly becomes evident in my throbbing dick. at least i'll get to use it this time i chuckle to myself! i roll over and my chica starts teasing me with her tongue, lower and lower.... down to the base of my cock and then to my balls. she reaches for a condom but i stop her. "puedes chuparme sin condom?" i ask her. "pues.... no es el costumbre por aca..... pero....." ahhhhh.... sometimes a little spanish and a smile go a long way. we have a good session. i tip her 10,000 for the condomless blowjob, shower and i'm on my way. "yo w," i say into my cell in the back of a taxi. "where you at dog?" i'm meeting freeze and his girlfriend for dinner. want to join us? "sure", i reply. where are you coming from? he asks. "i just left the *****house", i say. "dr. love." ah, la clinica del amor. good place. meet us at cafe gardel on 6th at 14th. "later."
[QUOTE=Antifreeze]A lot of people I meet have something working for them. Although most of us have one common characteristic (the desire to conquier the other gender), most of us have different approaches.
"W" has a cute little face that makes girls go crazy. Ricker is generous, genuine and has a really good hearth. Surfer is so frickin organized towards making the girl feel really special, that they do end-up feeling special. Screwed-up threats the pricesses like *****s and they end-up liking it.
Well, I've rarely seen someone approaching women like Gringo Loco. Have him solo into a bar with 10 isolated preys, and he will find a way to get upclose and personal, at which point the deed is done.
Thumbs-up to you Gringo Loco.
Freeze
Pereira, Colombia[/QUOTE]
Sounds like you guuys had a great time and enjoyed each others company... always good to have a couple of other mongers along with you...
[quote=gringo loco]ricker and freeze, muchas gracias por todo amigos. i was somewhat nervous going to cali solo even though i'd already been to cartagena and medellin (as well as cuba muchas veces). running into ricker my first night out was a godsend, even though i didn't see him again in cali. i know we'll cross paths again. but ricker's intro to freeze and w really got my trip rolling. freeze allowed me use of his office (with high speed internet and voip phone), drove me around town in his old jeep to various points of interest and proved to be good company and a good friend. and since freeze was often busy working or tending to his beautiful novia, w became my partner in crime. anyway, back to the story.
so i wake up with a pounding headache, a throbbing hard-on and carolina from kukara makara next to me still in her jeans. not a good combination. i reach over and kiss her neck and manage to get my hand under her shirt. she moans, but not in pleasure. she's no better off than me. after repeated thrusts and parries i realize that those pants are not coming off. i waste the majority of my first full day in cali enguayavado (severely hungover). carolina finally leaves and i eventually stagger outside into the afternoon sun. i manage to eat my first meal of the day at around five in the afternoon and then almost lose it while checking into to my room at sunriver. la recepcionista must have been wondering why i was sweating so profusely and continually stepping outside! obviously i'm not a drinker, and consuming several cervezas and almost media botella de rum just wrecked me. i'm drinking bottle after bottle of water trying to rehydrate. eventually i make it to freeze's office where i run into w. "so, where've you been?" i tell them about carolina coming to my room. "how was she?" well i reply sheepishly, i couldn't tell you. "so, this girl who you just met comes to your hotel after 2am and you didn't bang her?" no. i guess she wanted to be the good girl last night. we all laugh. i head back to my new place and manage to get another hour of sleep.
i wake up to the setting sun feeling somewhat rejuvenated. time to take care of business! armed with my lists from world traveler and fido dido (thanks guys) i head down to la sexta and wait for a young hip looking taxista to drive by. "sabes donde esta dr. amor?" i ask him. "si," he replies with a grin. "vamos." dr. amor is really 2 houses connected to eachother. the place is large, clean and well run. a well oiled machine. you enter into a large sitting area with several sofas where the girls present themselves. there were at least a dozen available girls at that moment. i select a sexy looking triguena (olive skinned) girl who brings me to another more private sitting area where we chat for a moment, i rub her bare leg and start to feel the pressure building. she brings me to the cashier where i pay 38,000 mil for an hour. i'm handed a white towel folded up with 2 condoms inside which i promptly drop on the floor. this elicits some laughter from the other chicas standing around who i had not selected. my girl picks them up and we're off to the room which is when i realize just how big this place is. i buy a water and ask my girl if she's thirsty. she declines..... (maybe she's just waiting to drink my leche instead i wonder?). we get naked and her body is tight with a flat stomach, nice ass and moderately sized tits. i have her give me a massage, but as she rubs my balls from behind my frustration with carolina (jeans girl) quickly becomes evident in my throbbing dick. at least i'll get to use it this time i chuckle to myself! i roll over and my chica starts teasing me with her tongue, lower and lower.... down to the base of my cock and then to my balls. she reaches for a condom but i stop her. "puedes chuparme sin condom?" i ask her. "pues.... no es el costumbre por aca..... pero....." ahhhhh.... sometimes a little spanish and a smile go a long way. we have a good session. i tip her 10,000 for the condomless blowjob, shower and i'm on my way. "yo w," i say into my cell in the back of a taxi. "where you at dog?" i'm meeting freeze and his girlfriend for dinner. want to join us? "sure", i reply. where are you coming from? he asks. "i just left the *****house", i say. "dr. love." ah, la clinica del amor. good place. meet us at cafe gardel on 6th at 14th. "later."[/quote]
now 20 buck or so for the trip... got to love the prices....
Yep, Dr Amor is a good solid option in Cali. I always got good service there.
So I settle into my routine, such as it is. Roll out of bed and go to the gym around 8am. I joined Xtreme Fitness on 4N 10N-130. Not bad for a Colombian gym but no pussy present when I'm there. My personal trainer amigo, Paul, tells me to come at 6 de la tarde. Still no pussy! Santillana near Ovieda Mall in MDE has it beat by a long shot in the chica department. Then I grab breakfast at any of a number of cafes on 6 Ave where I can watch the parade of chicas on their way to work or school.
One day I happen to sit next to Claude, the owner of Cali Plaza Hotel. We get to talking and I tell him that I left his place for a cheaper place nearby. He doesn't hold a grudge -- nice guy. He shows me around his place, which is on 15N at 6 Ave (opposite Viejo Barril). He's renovating the street level cafe and plans to open up soon. He's also got a rooftop space with great views where he might open up a lounge. His hotel is comprised of 1 and 3 bedrm apts on the upper floors and rooms on the first floor. It's clean, nicely appointed and well run with no guest fee. I probably would've stayed if Claude was in town when I checked in, but I've got so much more money for putas now!
I usually head to one of the various casas during the day to take the edge off. The ones that I remember are: La Casita de Rio Arte, Av 2N No. 24N-105; Playmates Room, Av 2Bis N No. 34-61; Geisha, Av 2EN No. 24N-114; and of course Dr. Love. Thanks again to World Traveler and Fido Dido for their lists. Most charge between 40,000 – 50,000 la hora. Selection varies day to day and depending upon what time of day (or night) you go. My m.o. Is to seek out not necessarily the hottest girl in the house, but the sexiest girl that I feel a connection with. I chill on the sofa, have a drink, let them parade by. Then I take my time calling over the ones that were pretty and actually smiled at me. The ones that stick out their hands mechanically and don't look me in the eye will be equally mechanical in bed, so I avoid them. I chat up the ones I like, get real close and whisper into their ear how sexy they are and what I’d like to do with them, and then select the one that registered hardest on the "peter meter. " Usually my puta intuition is pretty good. I get the cell numbers of my favorite girls and have them come to my hotel when I don’t feel like going to a casa.
ChipiChape Mall is a decent place to meet girls. There are several little bars (almost like kiosks) throughout the mall where you could usually find women having a drink after work. Also, some of the store clerks were receptive to the advances of an intermediate level spanish speaking gringo. I had a few dates with ChipiChape chicas, but found that most "buena chicas" require a bit of time before they were ready to hop into bed with me . Except Carolina who happily slept with me but with her jeans glued securely to her ass! I spent another night out with Carolina and her friends at a cool club called Praga. I wanted to bust a move on one of the girls in our group, a real hottie from Bogota – a rolla. But sadly it was not to be. Got a little further with Carolina that night . Her hand on my cock, her lips on my cock, but those jeans weren’t budging. Two strikes and you’re out baby. She’s got to go!
Met a cute 20 year old black girl at Douglas, a bar on 6th Ave. I was with my boy "W". She and her friend wanted to go somewhere else with us, but we ended up going elsewhere with a different group of girls that he knew. I hooked up with her a few nights later. We went to Archies Pizza where all she wanted was a jugo. I told her she was a "cita barata" (cheap date). I don’t think it translated well as I had to explain that no she wasn’t cheap, but the date was cheap. Anyway, headed to my place for some rum and cokes and salsa lessons which led to making out and eventually, yes... FREE SEX! She was very passionate and sucked me with more psi than a hoover. "Donde quieres mi leche? " I asked. "Aqui" she said rubbing her firm young tits. Mmmm, milky cum on brown skin -- buen contraste! She had to leave bright and early the next AM, so I called her a taxi and gave her 10,000 ($4.50). Cita barata indeed! Although Freeze told me the next day that I should’ve just given her 1,000 (or was it 500) for the bus. You gotta love that guy!
Gringo Loco,
I enjoy your posts. Looks like you are having a great time. Just to clarify a term, that most do use incorrectly. But so people in Colombia might understand you better.
When you pay someone to have sex with you in Colombiana, the term for them is prostituta, not puta.
A puta is a term for your, let's call them "regular girls" but just simply love sex. I. E. You go to a disco, or you meet someone on the street and invite them to dinner. Sure there may be some chemistry and they may be into you. But most likely they are muy arrecha and they like sleeping around b/c they like sex. So of course they are going to go with a gringo if they have a shot. Another example. Maybe you enroll at a University, and chat up the gals in your class. If it's a girlfriend you are looking for or they are looking for a bf its one thing. But if not. And she jumps in the sack with you then the term for her is "puta". Does that make sense. Most gringos don't understand that.
Thus. If you are paying them. They are a prostituta.
If not, they are a "puta".
I just thought I'd let you know because 1) if you call a prostituta a puta. She will be very offended. And of course vice versa, and 2) If some Colombianos sya to you. "Vamos a buscar unas putas. " They are simply saying lets try to go hook up and get laid. Could be at a disco, party, University, anywhere. But not somewhere where you pay for sex. Does this make sense?
[blue]Hi Winner71,
Interesting, because here in Argentina, the word "puta" is the slang term for a prostitute.
Thanks,
Jackson[/blue]
[QUOTE=Gringo Loco]So I settle into my routine, such as it is. Roll out of bed and go to the gym around 8am. I joined Xtreme Fitness on 4N 10N-130. Not bad for a Colombian gym but no pussy present when I'm there. My personal trainer amigo, Paul, tells me to come at 6 de la tarde. Still no pussy! Santillana near Ovieda Mall in MDE has it beat by a long shot in the chica department. Then I grab breakfast at any of a number of cafes on 6 Ave where I can watch the parade of chicas on their way to work or school.
One day I happen to sit next to Claude, the owner of Cali Plaza Hotel. We get to talking and I tell him that I left his place for a cheaper place nearby. He doesn't hold a grudge -- nice guy. He shows me around his place, which is on 15N at 6 Ave (opposite Viejo Barril). He's renovating the street level cafe and plans to open up soon. He's also got a rooftop space with great views where he might open up a lounge. His hotel is comprised of 1 and 3 bedrm apts on the upper floors and rooms on the first floor. It's clean, nicely appointed and well run with no guest fee. I probably would've stayed if Claude was in town when I checked in, but I've got so much more money for putas now!
I usually head to one of the various casas during the day to take the edge off. The ones that I remember are: La Casita de Rio Arte, Av 2N No. 24N-105; Playmates Room, Av 2Bis N No. 34-61; Geisha, Av 2EN No. 24N-114; and of course Dr. Love. Thanks again to World Traveler and Fido Dido for their lists. Most charge between 40,000 – 50,000 la hora. Selection varies day to day and depending upon what time of day (or night) you go. My m.o. Is to seek out not necessarily the hottest girl in the house, but the sexiest girl that I feel a connection with. I chill on the sofa, have a drink, let them parade by. Then I take my time calling over the ones that were pretty and actually smiled at me. The ones that stick out their hands mechanically and don't look me in the eye will be equally mechanical in bed, so I avoid them. I chat up the ones I like, get real close and whisper into their ear how sexy they are and what I’d like to do with them, and then select the one that registered hardest on the "peter meter. " Usually my puta intuition is pretty good. I get the cell numbers of my favorite girls and have them come to my hotel when I don’t feel like going to a casa.
ChipiChape Mall is a decent place to meet girls. There are several little bars (almost like kiosks) throughout the mall where you could usually find women having a drink after work. Also, some of the store clerks were receptive to the advances of an intermediate level spanish speaking gringo. I had a few dates with ChipiChape chicas, but found that most "buena chicas" require a bit of time before they were ready to hop into bed with me . Except Carolina who happily slept with me but with her jeans glued securely to her ass! I spent another night out with Carolina and her friends at a cool club called Praga. I wanted to bust a move on one of the girls in our group, a real hottie from Bogota – a rolla. But sadly it was not to be. Got a little further with Carolina that night . Her hand on my cock, her lips on my cock, but those jeans weren’t budging. Two strikes and you’re out baby. She’s got to go!
Met a cute 20 year old black girl at Douglas, a bar on 6th Ave. I was with my boy "W". She and her friend wanted to go somewhere else with us, but we ended up going elsewhere with a different group of girls that he knew. I hooked up with her a few nights later. We went to Archies Pizza where all she wanted was a jugo. I told her she was a "cita barata" (cheap date). I don’t think it translated well as I had to explain that no she wasn’t cheap, but the date was cheap. Anyway, headed to my place for some rum and cokes and salsa lessons which led to making out and eventually, yes... FREE SEX! She was very passionate and sucked me with more psi than a hoover. "Donde quieres mi leche? " I asked. "Aqui" she said rubbing her firm young tits. Mmmm, milky cum on brown skin -- buen contraste! She had to leave bright and early the next AM, so I called her a taxi and gave her 10,000 ($4.50). Cita barata indeed! Although Freeze told me the next day that I should’ve just given her 1,000 (or was it 500) for the bus. You gotta love that guy![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Winner71]Gringo Loco,
I enjoy your posts. Looks like you are having a great time. Just to clarify a term, that most do use incorrectly. But so people in Colombia might understand you better.
When you pay someone to have sex with you in Colombiana, the term for them is prostituta, not puta.
A puta is a term for your, let's call them "regular girls" but just simply love sex. I. E. You go to a disco, or you meet someone on the street and invite them to dinner. Sure there may be some chemistry and they may be into you. But most likely they are muy arrecha and they like sleeping around b/c they like sex. So of course they are going to go with a gringo if they have a shot. Another example. Maybe you enroll at a University, and chat up the gals in your class. If it's a girlfriend you are looking for or they are looking for a bf its one thing. But if not. And she jumps in the sack with you then the term for her is "puta". Does that make sense. Most gringos don't understand that.
Thus. If you are paying them. They are a prostituta.
If not, they are a "puta".
I just thought I'd let you know because 1) if you call a prostituta a puta. She will be very offended. And of course vice versa, and 2) If some Colombianos sya to you. "Vamos a buscar unas putas. " They are simply saying lets try to go hook up and get laid. Could be at a disco, party, University, anywhere. But not somewhere where you pay for sex. Does this make sense?
[blue]Hi Winner71,
Interesting, because here in Argentina, the word "puta" is the slang term for a prostitute.
Thanks,
Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]
Good tip... it is definitely what is used locally.. puta means worker in the DR too...
In Cartagena I have heard the term "prepago" applied to a chica who has sex with you for money. In Medellin they are called "grillas" or "putas." But in Bogota a grilla is an ugly chica.
It seems that every area of Colombia has its own twist on the language.
Ever heard of qubo(cue-bo)? It is a greeting used primarily by Paisas, a contraction of que hubo.
Hey amigo ... I think you PMd me ... accidentally deleted ... write back if ya need algo.
Tom 33, prepago is typically a good-looking, classy semipro. She doesn't go with a lot of men, and may go out on a regular date with you before you do the deed later that night. Sometimes she's a student. You do pay her cash. Best translation for puta might be "wh*re", and it's vulgar. It does mean prostitute. But just like in English, you can call a woman a wh*re who doesn't have sex for money.
good explanation
Hi mongers,
I met a chica on a dating website, she is from Cali, university girl. She is insisting that I visit Cali.
From the forum I saw that it is not good to go to Cali for a non experienced traveller, so I proposed to meet up in Cartagena, but she is insisting on Cali so that I can meet her family.
According to her, her brothers are engineers and doctors, and her family is middle class.
As far as she knows, I am not rich or particularly wealthy.
Is this a typical scheme? Am I going to be sold to a local hospital for body parts? Sold to the FARC? Tortured in a video sent to the government? Am I running into a large, fat trap?
I wouldn't go to Cali to meet someone that I had never met. And I live in Colombia.