How to get a hassle-free massage and f**k within 3 hours
Following info is meant for Hong Kong travelers with limited time (about 3 hrs) and knowledge about Hong Kong “market”. What I did to get a nice massage and release:
Starting point: Hong Kong airport.
Step 1: Check the 141 website for goodies. You can access the internet for free with your laptop (wireless) at the airport. Info on that website is pretty up-to-date. Remember the location of the building and the floor / room numbers of the girls of your choice. I went to New Lucky House located at Jordan MTR station because it was very easy to find without speaking Mandarin, just at the exit of the MTR station, downtown.
Step 2: Store your luggage. There is a serviced luggage storage facility on the arrival level to the far-right (coming from the customs area). Costs HKD 50 per piece per day; need passport to check luggage in and out. Quick and safe.
Step 3: Go to restroom, change/obtain money from ATM, grab a bite etc. – all readily available in the arrival hall.
Step 4: Buy a ticket for the airport express train at vending machine (accepts HKD bills). Costs HKD 100 for same day return. Go to airport express train boarding area in the middle of the arrival hall. Trains leave every few minutes. Train takes you to Central station (Hong Kong island) in about 25 minutes which is faster and cheaper than any other transportation.
Step 5: Arrival at Central station on Hong Kong Island. Unless you have coins to buy ticket for the MTR (underground), go to the customer service desk just a couple of meters away when disembarking the airport train and buy for example a 1-day ticket (HKD 50) good for unlimited use on MTR. You can only use coins to buy tickets for the MTR once you take the escalator downstairs to get to the trains.
Step 6: Proceed to MTR. If you want to go to New Lucky House in Jordan, follow the signs for the red line MTR direction Tsuen Wan. Note: You have to walk for about 10 minutes as Central is one of the biggest stations but the signs are easy-to-follow (also to get back again – you can see the airport express/Disneyland train signs everywhere). Board the red line MTR bound for Tsuen Wan.
Step 7: Exit at Jordan MTR station (third stop). Follow the signs that lead you to Exit B and then exit B1. Exit B1 leads you up a staircase. Turn right and you are immediately in front of the New Lucky House No. 13 (name in English on black board).
Step 8: Proceed to the floor / room where the girl of your choice is located. You can take the elevators (note that not all elevators go to the same floor!) or staircase. The rooms on the respective floors have signs like “H1” relating to the website. Many doors also have pictures of the girl. Note: There is always a sign that says “please wait” or “welcome/ring the bell” in English to indicate the current availability. Also note: The building hosts private apartments as well and you will come across many Hong Kong guys doing the same as you do – but nobody gives a s*** about you– some even asked me for some hint to which girl they should go. Because the elevator is often busy, it is easier to go around the different floors using one of the staircases. I recommend going there in the early afternoon because favorite girls are very busy (some men even line up in front of the rooms!).
Step 9: Ring the bell. Once you have found the room/girl of choice and she is not busy, ring the bell. They might even open the door if you linger around their room because they have CCTV camera. No problem if you don’t like what you see, just go to another room. Expect to pay about HKD 500 for massage and full sex lasting about 60-90 min (one shot). They speak enough English to fix a deal.
Step 10: Enter the room and have fun. Rooms are small and certainly not of hotel standard, contain however the necessities and Asians are certainly cleaner than prostitutes from other countries. Process: She will ask you to take of cloths and do the same. She will wash you in a small shower and provide you with towel. Then follows a full body massage (girl naked) but no soapy, lasting for about 30 min. Girl will then ensure that your little friend is awaken and fix condom. Followed by BJ and FS in several positions. After finish, again shower with the girl. Get dressed, pay the negotiated fee and good-bye; tip not requested and didn’t seem to be expected. I was happy with what I got but I guess one could negotiate specials (anal, fetish play…) depending on the girl. Uncovered work also for BJ rather unlikely but the girl I had was very skilled and I would also recommend being careful in such a high “usage” environment.
Step 11: Explore / shop around the area or board the MTR to get back to the airport; just take red line direction of Central and follow the signs leading you to Airport Express / Disneyland train.
Summary: Was a perfect hassle-free, time-saving, satisfying experience (both massage and FS) before boarding a plane, in particular if one has no hotel room in HK to fix a date or order room service.
Need some help here, guys
A little off-topic, but I think someone around here might be able to help. My freebie and I have had a condom failure, the odds have not been favourable, and there seems to be a little Idler on the way. It's very early days. Does anyone have any experience of pharmaceutical termination in HK? Can we get RU486 or an equivalent here? Would it be better to head over to SZ for quicker processing? Any tips gratefully received?
