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Was decked in full body armor including buletproof helmet and boots. He had the element of surprise and detonated some sort of inciendary grenade prior to opening fire. Unless you had holllow point armor piercing bullets you would have been dead.
The recent stories coming from Sosua are troubling to say the least, I don't travel to get shot by a stray bullet and I suspect a few more of these incidents, the real crackdown will come for sure
I live in Baltimore. On the weekend 2 or three people get popped a night. I am way more scared in Baltimore then Sosua and most urban centers in the US.
[QUOTE=Carrib; 1317268]Was decked in full body armor including buletproof helmet and boots. He had the element of surprise and detonated some sort of inciendary grenade prior to opening fire. Unless you had holllow point armor piercing bullets you would have been dead.
The recent stories coming from Sosua are troubling to say the least, I don't travel to get shot by a stray bullet and I suspect a few more of these incidents, the real crackdown will come for sure[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=OldKool;1317269]I live in Baltimore. On the weekend 2 or three people get popped a night. I am way more scared in Baltimore then Sosua and most urban centers in the US.[/QUOTE]It has nothing to do with where anyone lives. Are you on those corners in Baltimore everynight where the shooting is going on? You are probably well away from the scene tucked into your cozy house. The fact is that Sosua is a one horse town and everybody on this board who goes to Sosua hangs out on that same strip where the gun waving and shootings are taking place.
Sunday:
Yeah! Pussy Parade Day! A national event! Hung out at the beach for hours on end. There were no police patrols or harassment. The girls pranced up and down the beach. Some shuffled their feet, while others seemed to glide on thin air as they strolled. Hell, I stayed there until dusk. About 100 photos later, I felt content. Thank the father of Jesus for the digital age! I would be racking up some serious bucks, like I did in Brazil in 2004 & 2006, on film, developing, and tire wear, going back and forth to the store to drop-off and pick-up the regular photos. BTW, is Kodak sill in fucking business?
After the pussy parade, I stopped in the NG to shower up and especially, wash the slobber off my face, because God knows I was salivating for 4-5 hours at the beach. I ran into a new NG girl, pretty as hell, and her English was better than my Spanish, but that's not a big accomplishment. We were both hungry, so I took her to D'Colores for dinner. Sorry Coolie, no sambuca this trip. But I did finish off a couple of bottles of good tequila; hope that counts for something. Turns out, she was also interested in jacuzzi / rack operations (could have been the pesos as well). We had a great time and then I launched her home via motoconcho.
Later I met Mr. G. & E. At the bar next to Four Roses, either the name escaped me or I never knew it in the first place. Next door at FR, I saw one of the Haitiana's from the beach earlier. Herman told me she was arrested and deported just a couple of days earlier. I called her over for a drink; I'm good at that. We all hung out for a bit, but I already had a long day, so I took her back to the room for playtime. When we got to the room, she told me she wanted to go out and smoke some weed, so I gave her a bit of pesos and off she went, but left her purse in my room. 30-45 minutes later, no Haitiana.
Meanwhile, I got a call from Mr. G. He was at the small bar across the street from Baileys with three chicas and was calling in for troop support. I left the purse in the room and headed over to the bar to provide assistance. Hung out for a bit and thought I should check on the Haitiana, so headed back to NG. She never showed so I went up to get her purse and planned to drop it off at the front desk, but as soon as I got to the room, the front desk called and said she was on her way up.
She stumbles into the room and is as fuck up as a soup sandwich! No problem, I started striping her down and then I met "The Bush." This girl had a Bush around 3 inches wide. 6 inches long, and at least 2 inches deep. Now I'm not sure if those were the exact measurements because I left my tape measure at home this trip. Hell, she was fucked up, so I could have shaved her right then and there; but I didn't. We tried jacuzzi operations, but she went under twice without a snorkel and damn near drown, so we bailed and headed for dry ground. I fucked her, but not sure if she was awake or not. I dressed her and had security escort her out. And yes, I did give her some pesos. Hell, she was entertaining to say the least.
I called Mr. G. To see if he was still roaming around and he was, so we meet up at After One at about four. The place had a decent crowd and I met a few new hotties. One sweetie said that she needed a place to sleep and asked if I would step up to the plate and help her out with her dilemma. I told her I just had a hairy Haitiana as was not much interested in much else. She countered with a massage and blowjob while she slept over for 500 pesos. I went into the,"Oh well, why the fuck not?" mode. We all headed back, but first a stop at the sandwich cart on the corner; great fucking chow! The sweetie turned out to be a hoot in bed. Didn't plan on hitting it, but hell, she was naked in my bed, I had no choice but to tap it!
Monday:
I had a date at the beach with my favorite beach girl in the world, BG1. She showed up looking even hotter the than pervious times, or maybe I was just sober; who knows. We spent the afternoon together and we did our best to butcher each other's language; I won that contest! After a nice lunch, somewhat of a nice conversation, it was time to retire to the room for more jacuzzi / rack operations. The girl is even hotter in the room.
Later I met up with Mr. G. & E. At the big new place across Del Toro. Nice place, but I don't see much of a future in the place, unless they can do what Mr. G. Said they were trying to do, is pulling business away from Rumba. I have as much business sense as a monkey, so I really don't have a clue. I had a HOT 19 year old latch on to me and refused to let go and after two minutes I really liked her, OK maybe one minute.
We were sitting in this new place watching girl after girl being hauled away by the fucking idiot cops, and for no apparent reason. They would walk across the street and grab another. Mr. E. Pointed this out because he was the only one that was sober.
Meanwhile, another new NG girl, dark skinned, and sexy as hell joined Mr. G. I've talked to her a few times, but just too busy to tap her. Mr. G. Had told me earlier about her performance in the room and highly recommended her. She seemed to have a great attitude, and hot body to boot. At one point she leaned over and whispered that she wanted me. I said,"Of course you do, I'm a walking ATM without a password!"
Here we go! Dilemma time! I had to seek the counseling of Doctor Gogo on this one. Do I take the HOT unrated 19 year old or take the hot highly recommended NG girl? Doctor G. Pointed out that there was no dilemma and I should already know my next move; done! Not wanting to have a scene between the two girls, I yelled across and had Juan come over and escort the NG girl over to Del Toro. A bit later, I joined her.
While I was in Del Toro dry humping my new friend, another hottie that I fucked last trip stopped and gave me a big wet kiss; didn't seem to bother the NG girl. So all three of us partied for about an hour, before the HOT 19 year old came up to me and demanded money for her time. I went the fuck off on her. I said,"Money for your time? What are you a fucking plumber? You got free beers! Now just turn around and walk that sweet beautiful ass away!" She looked over and saw that Juan was in route and got the fuck out of dodge.
The NG girl and I retired to the room only to realized that my AC went to shit, and it was hot. The dude tried to fix it, but to no avail. So he gave me the keys to the double room next door. Now I have the entire 3rd floor of the new wing, including the private sun deck to myself; sweet! We played in the jacuzzi, then on the sun deck, and then in the new room. It was one incredible day and night!
[QUOTE=Tomjackin;1317315]No problem, I started striping her down and then I met "The Bush." This girl had a Bush around 3 inches wide. 6 inches long, and at least 2 inches deep. Now I'm not sure if those were the exact measurements because I left my tape measure at home this trip.[/QUOTE]I'm down with the bush, LOL! It was a nice looking one at that. Had more of a landing strip to it than wild jungle bush.
Tom did you not remember that when we left "After 1" at around 5; 45am that I was with the NG girl then? We hooked up with them at "After 1" and they went to the food stand with us. We fucked that morning and she went home, but my mind was still on that pussy so I spent the whole afternoon with her. She was awesome as you know. At one time in "After 1" you had ten girls sitting at our table. I was a bit worried that they were going to start some shit so I asked you to dismiss the groupies and lets just get two. If it was up to you every girl in "After 1" would have come to NG LOL.
Great writing and humor not tomention the pictures thankyou.
[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1317315]Sunday:
Yeah! Pussy Parade Day! A national event! Hung out at the beach for hours on end. There were no police patrols or harassment. The girls pranced up and down the beach. Some shuffled their feet, while others seemed to glide on thin air as they strolled. Hell, I stayed there until dusk. About 100 photos later, I felt content. Thank the father of Jesus for the digital age! I would be racking up some serious bucks, like I did in Brazil in 2004 & 2006, on film, developing, and tire wear, going back and forth to the store to drop-off and pick-up the regular photos. BTW, is Kodak sill in fucking business?
After the pussy parade, I stopped in the NG to shower up and especially, wash the slobber off my face, because God knows I was salivating for 4-5 hours at the beach. I ran into a new NG girl, pretty as hell, and her English was better than my Spanish, but that's not a big accomplishment. We were both hungry, so I took her to D'Colores for dinner. Sorry Coolie, no sambuca this trip. But I did finish off a couple of bottles of good tequila; hope that counts for something. Turns out, she was also interested in jacuzzi / rack operations (could have been the pesos as well). We had a great time and then I launched her home via motoconcho.
Later I met Mr. G. & E. At the bar next to Four Roses, either the name escaped me or I never knew it in the first place. Next door at FR, I saw one of the Haitiana's from the beach earlier. Herman told me she was arrested and deported just a couple of days earlier. I called her over for a drink; I'm good at that. We all hung out for a bit, but I already had a long day, so I took her back to the room for playtime. When we got to the room, she told me she wanted to go out and smoke some weed, so I gave her a bit of pesos and off she went, but left her purse in my room. 30-45 minutes later, no Haitiana.
Meanwhile, I got a call from Mr. G. He was at the small bar across the street from Baileys with three chicas and was calling in for troop support. I left the purse in the room and headed over to the bar to provide assistance. Hung out for a bit and thought I should check on the Haitiana, so headed back to NG. She never showed so I went up to get her purse and planned to drop it off at the front desk, but as soon as I got to the room, the front desk called and said she was on her way up.
She stumbles into the room and is as fuck up as a soup sandwich! No problem, I started striping her down and then I met "The Bush." This girl had a Bush around 3 inches wide. 6 inches long, and at least 2 inches deep. Now I'm not sure if those were the exact measurements because I left my tape measure at home this trip. Hell, she was fucked up, so I could have shaved her right then and there; but I didn't. We tried jacuzzi operations, but she went under twice without a snorkel and damn near drown, so we bailed and headed for dry ground. I fucked her, but not sure if she was awake or not. I dressed her and had security escort her out. And yes, I did give her some pesos. Hell, she was entertaining to say the least.
I called Mr. G. To see if he was still roaming around and he was, so we meet up at After One at about four. The place had a decent crowd and I met a few new hotties. One sweetie said that she needed a place to sleep and asked if I would step up to the plate and help her out with her dilemma. I told her I just had a hairy Haitiana as was not much interested in much else. She countered with a massage and blowjob while she slept over for 500 pesos. I went into the,"Oh well, why the fuck not?" mode. We all headed back, but first a stop at the sandwich cart on the corner; great fucking chow! The sweetie turned out to be a hoot in bed. Didn't plan on hitting it, but hell, she was naked in my bed, I had no choice but to tap it!
Monday:
I had a date at the beach with my favorite beach girl in the world, BG1. She showed up looking even hotter the than pervious times, or maybe I was just sober; who knows. We spent the afternoon together and we did our best to butcher each other's language; I won that contest! After a nice lunch, somewhat of a nice conversation, it was time to retire to the room for more jacuzzi / rack operations. The girl is even hotter in the room.
Later I met up with Mr. G. & E. At the big new place across Del Toro. Nice place, but I don't see much of a future in the place, unless they can do what Mr. G. Said they were trying to do, is pulling business away from Rumba. I have as much business sense as a monkey, so I really don't have a clue. I had a HOT 19 year old latch on to me and refused to let go and after two minutes I really liked her, OK maybe one minute.
We were sitting in this new place watching girl after girl being hauled away by the fucking idiot cops, and for no apparent reason. They would walk across the street and grab another. Mr. E. Pointed this out because he was the only one that was sober.
Meanwhile, another new NG girl, dark skinned, and sexy as hell joined Mr. G. I've talked to her a few times, but just too busy to tap her. Mr. G. Had told me earlier about her performance in the room and highly recommended her. She seemed to have a great attitude, and hot body to boot. At one point she leaned over and whispered that she wanted me. I said,"Of course you do, I'm a walking ATM without a password!"
Here we go! Dilemma time! I had to seek the counseling of Doctor Gogo on this one. Do I take the HOT unrated 19 year old or take the hot highly recommended NG girl? Doctor G. Pointed out that there was no dilemma and I should already know my next move; done! Not wanting to have a scene between the two girls, I yelled across and had Juan come over and escort the NG girl over to Del Toro. A bit later, I joined her.
While I was in Del Toro dry humping my new friend, another hottie that I fucked last trip stopped and gave me a big wet kiss; didn't seem to bother the NG girl. So all three of us partied for about an hour, before the HOT 19 year old came up to me and demanded money for her time. I went the fuck off on her. I said,"Money for your time? What are you a fucking plumber? You got free beers! Now just turn around and walk that sweet beautiful ass away!" She looked over and saw that Juan was in route and got the fuck out of dodge.
The NG girl and I retired to the room only to realized that my AC went to shit, and it was hot. The dude tried to fix it, but to no avail. So he gave me the keys to the double room next door. Now I have the entire 3rd floor of the new wing, including the private sun deck to myself; sweet! We played in the jacuzzi, then on the sun deck, and then in the new room. It was one incredible day and night![/QUOTE]
MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP! Nuff Said.
[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1317315]Sunday:
Yeah! Pussy Parade Day! A national event! Hung out at the beach for hours on end. There were no police patrols or harassment. The girls pranced up and down the beach. Some shuffled their feet, while others seemed to glide on thin air as they strolled. Hell, I stayed there until dusk. About 100 photos later, I felt content. Thank the father of Jesus for the digital age! I would be racking up some serious bucks, like I did in Brazil in 2004 & 2006, on film, developing, and tire wear, going back and forth to the store to drop-off and pick-up the regular photos. BTW, is Kodak sill in fucking business?
After the pussy parade, I stopped in the NG to shower up and especially, wash the slobber off my face, because God knows I was salivating for 4-5 hours at the beach. I ran into a new NG girl, pretty as hell, and her English was better than my Spanish, but that's not a big accomplishment. We were both hungry, so I took her to D'Colores for dinner. Sorry Coolie, no sambuca this trip. But I did finish off a couple of bottles of good tequila; hope that counts for something. Turns out, she was also interested in jacuzzi / rack operations (could have been the pesos as well). We had a great time and then I launched her home via motoconcho.
Later I met Mr. G. & E. At the bar next to Four Roses, either the name escaped me or I never knew it in the first place. Next door at FR, I saw one of the Haitiana's from the beach earlier. Herman told me she was arrested and deported just a couple of days earlier. I called her over for a drink; I'm good at that. We all hung out for a bit, but I already had a long day, so I took her back to the room for playtime. When we got to the room, she told me she wanted to go out and smoke some weed, so I gave her a bit of pesos and off she went, but left her purse in my room. 30-45 minutes later, no Haitiana.
Meanwhile, I got a call from Mr. G. He was at the small bar across the street from Baileys with three chicas and was calling in for troop support. I left the purse in the room and headed over to the bar to provide assistance. Hung out for a bit and thought I should check on the Haitiana, so headed back to NG. She never showed so I went up to get her purse and planned to drop it off at the front desk, but as soon as I got to the room, the front desk called and said she was on her way up.
She stumbles into the room and is as fuck up as a soup sandwich! No problem, I started striping her down and then I met "The Bush." This girl had a Bush around 3 inches wide. 6 inches long, and at least 2 inches deep. Now I'm not sure if those were the exact measurements because I left my tape measure at home this trip. Hell, she was fucked up, so I could have shaved her right then and there; but I didn't. We tried jacuzzi operations, but she went under twice without a snorkel and damn near drown, so we bailed and headed for dry ground. I fucked her, but not sure if she was awake or not. I dressed her and had security escort her out. And yes, I did give her some pesos. Hell, she was entertaining to say the least.
I called Mr. G. To see if he was still roaming around and he was, so we meet up at After One at about four. The place had a decent crowd and I met a few new hotties. One sweetie said that she needed a place to sleep and asked if I would step up to the plate and help her out with her dilemma. I told her I just had a hairy Haitiana as was not much interested in much else. She countered with a massage and blowjob while she slept over for 500 pesos. I went into the,"Oh well, why the fuck not?" mode. We all headed back, but first a stop at the sandwich cart on the corner; great fucking chow! The sweetie turned out to be a hoot in bed. Didn't plan on hitting it, but hell, she was naked in my bed, I had no choice but to tap it!
Monday:
I had a date at the beach with my favorite beach girl in the world, BG1. She showed up looking even hotter the than pervious times, or maybe I was just sober; who knows. We spent the afternoon together and we did our best to butcher each other's language; I won that contest! After a nice lunch, somewhat of a nice conversation, it was time to retire to the room for more jacuzzi / rack operations. The girl is even hotter in the room.
Later I met up with Mr. G. & E. At the big new place across Del Toro. Nice place, but I don't see much of a future in the place, unless they can do what Mr. G. Said they were trying to do, is pulling business away from Rumba. I have as much business sense as a monkey, so I really don't have a clue. I had a HOT 19 year old latch on to me and refused to let go and after two minutes I really liked her, OK maybe one minute.
We were sitting in this new place watching girl after girl being hauled away by the fucking idiot cops, and for no apparent reason. They would walk across the street and grab another. Mr. E. Pointed this out because he was the only one that was sober.
Meanwhile, another new NG girl, dark skinned, and sexy as hell joined Mr. G. I've talked to her a few times, but just too busy to tap her. Mr. G. Had told me earlier about her performance in the room and highly recommended her. She seemed to have a great attitude, and hot body to boot. At one point she leaned over and whispered that she wanted me. I said,"Of course you do, I'm a walking ATM without a password!"
Here we go! Dilemma time! I had to seek the counseling of Doctor Gogo on this one. Do I take the HOT unrated 19 year old or take the hot highly recommended NG girl? Doctor G. Pointed out that there was no dilemma and I should already know my next move; done! Not wanting to have a scene between the two girls, I yelled across and had Juan come over and escort the NG girl over to Del Toro. A bit later, I joined her.
While I was in Del Toro dry humping my new friend, another hottie that I fucked last trip stopped and gave me a big wet kiss; didn't seem to bother the NG girl. So all three of us partied for about an hour, before the HOT 19 year old came up to me and demanded money for her time. I went the fuck off on her. I said,"Money for your time? What are you a fucking plumber? You got free beers! Now just turn around and walk that sweet beautiful ass away!" She looked over and saw that Juan was in route and got the fuck out of dodge.
The NG girl and I retired to the room only to realized that my AC went to shit, and it was hot. The dude tried to fix it, but to no avail. So he gave me the keys to the double room next door. Now I have the entire 3rd floor of the new wing, including the private sun deck to myself; sweet! We played in the jacuzzi, then on the sun deck, and then in the new room. It was one incredible day and night![/QUOTE]
Sosua hunny: I WANT YOU.
TomJackin: Of course you do, I'm a walking ATM without a password.
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off! ROTFLMAO
[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1317315]Sunday:
Yeah! Pussy Parade Day! A national event! Hung out at the beach for hours on end. There were no police patrols or harassment. The girls pranced up and down the beach. Some shuffled their feet, while others seemed to glide on thin air as they strolled. Hell, I stayed there until dusk. About 100 photos later, I felt content. Thank the father of Jesus for the digital age! I would be racking up some serious bucks, like I did in Brazil in 2004 & 2006, on film, developing, and tire wear, going back and forth to the store to drop-off and pick-up the regular photos. BTW, is Kodak sill in fucking business?
After the pussy parade, I stopped in the NG to shower up and especially, wash the slobber off my face, because God knows I was salivating for 4-5 hours at the beach. I ran into a new NG girl, pretty as hell, and her English was better than my Spanish, but that's not a big accomplishment. We were both hungry, so I took her to D'Colores for dinner. Sorry Coolie, no sambuca this trip. But I did finish off a couple of bottles of good tequila; hope that counts for something. Turns out, she was also interested in jacuzzi / rack operations (could have been the pesos as well). We had a great time and then I launched her home via motoconcho.
Later I met Mr. G. & E. At the bar next to Four Roses, either the name escaped me or I never knew it in the first place. Next door at FR, I saw one of the Haitiana's from the beach earlier. Herman told me she was arrested and deported just a couple of days earlier. I called her over for a drink; I'm good at that. We all hung out for a bit, but I already had a long day, so I took her back to the room for playtime. When we got to the room, she told me she wanted to go out and smoke some weed, so I gave her a bit of pesos and off she went, but left her purse in my room. 30-45 minutes later, no Haitiana.
Meanwhile, I got a call from Mr. G. He was at the small bar across the street from Baileys with three chicas and was calling in for troop support. I left the purse in the room and headed over to the bar to provide assistance. Hung out for a bit and thought I should check on the Haitiana, so headed back to NG. She never showed so I went up to get her purse and planned to drop it off at the front desk, but as soon as I got to the room, the front desk called and said she was on her way up.
She stumbles into the room and is as fuck up as a soup sandwich! No problem, I started striping her down and then I met "The Bush." This girl had a Bush around 3 inches wide. 6 inches long, and at least 2 inches deep. Now I'm not sure if those were the exact measurements because I left my tape measure at home this trip. Hell, she was fucked up, so I could have shaved her right then and there; but I didn't. We tried jacuzzi operations, but she went under twice without a snorkel and damn near drown, so we bailed and headed for dry ground. I fucked her, but not sure if she was awake or not. I dressed her and had security escort her out. And yes, I did give her some pesos. Hell, she was entertaining to say the least.
I called Mr. G. To see if he was still roaming around and he was, so we meet up at After One at about four. The place had a decent crowd and I met a few new hotties. One sweetie said that she needed a place to sleep and asked if I would step up to the plate and help her out with her dilemma. I told her I just had a hairy Haitiana as was not much interested in much else. She countered with a massage and blowjob while she slept over for 500 pesos. I went into the,"Oh well, why the fuck not?" mode. We all headed back, but first a stop at the sandwich cart on the corner; great fucking chow! The sweetie turned out to be a hoot in bed. Didn't plan on hitting it, but hell, she was naked in my bed, I had no choice but to tap it!
Monday:
I had a date at the beach with my favorite beach girl in the world, BG1. She showed up looking even hotter the than pervious times, or maybe I was just sober; who knows. We spent the afternoon together and we did our best to butcher each other's language; I won that contest! After a nice lunch, somewhat of a nice conversation, it was time to retire to the room for more jacuzzi / rack operations. The girl is even hotter in the room.
Later I met up with Mr. G. & E. At the big new place across Del Toro. Nice place, but I don't see much of a future in the place, unless they can do what Mr. G. Said they were trying to do, is pulling business away from Rumba. I have as much business sense as a monkey, so I really don't have a clue. I had a HOT 19 year old latch on to me and refused to let go and after two minutes I really liked her, OK maybe one minute.
We were sitting in this new place watching girl after girl being hauled away by the fucking idiot cops, and for no apparent reason. They would walk across the street and grab another. Mr. E. Pointed this out because he was the only one that was sober.
Meanwhile, another new NG girl, dark skinned, and sexy as hell joined Mr. G. I've talked to her a few times, but just too busy to tap her. Mr. G. Had told me earlier about her performance in the room and highly recommended her. She seemed to have a great attitude, and hot body to boot. At one point she leaned over and whispered that she wanted me. I said,"Of course you do, I'm a walking ATM without a password!"
Here we go! Dilemma time! I had to seek the counseling of Doctor Gogo on this one. Do I take the HOT unrated 19 year old or take the hot highly recommended NG girl? Doctor G. Pointed out that there was no dilemma and I should already know my next move; done! Not wanting to have a scene between the two girls, I yelled across and had Juan come over and escort the NG girl over to Del Toro. A bit later, I joined her.
While I was in Del Toro dry humping my new friend, another hottie that I fucked last trip stopped and gave me a big wet kiss; didn't seem to bother the NG girl. So all three of us partied for about an hour, before the HOT 19 year old came up to me and demanded money for her time. I went the fuck off on her. I said,"Money for your time? What are you a fucking plumber? You got free beers! Now just turn around and walk that sweet beautiful ass away!" She looked over and saw that Juan was in route and got the fuck out of dodge.
The NG girl and I retired to the room only to realized that my AC went to shit, and it was hot. The dude tried to fix it, but to no avail. So he gave me the keys to the double room next door. Now I have the entire 3rd floor of the new wing, including the private sun deck to myself; sweet! We played in the jacuzzi, then on the sun deck, and then in the new room. It was one incredible day and night![/QUOTE]Westside. Great report and your funny storie telling is unmatched. This report had me dying of laughter, especially The Bush Mistress. Lmao. I wouldve had that puta turn that Bush into jamaican dread lock. We should call her a Puta Bob Marley or Roberta Marley. LOL! Or Afro-daisac. Thanks for getting the board back on track.
I enjoyed every minute of it.
[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1317315]Sunday:
Yeah! Pussy Parade Day! A national event! Hung out at the beach for hours on end. There were no police patrols or harassment. The girls pranced up and down the beach. Some shuffled their feet, while others seemed to glide on thin air as they strolled. Hell, I stayed there until dusk. About 100 photos later, I felt content. Thank the father of Jesus for the digital age! I would be racking up some serious bucks, like I did in Brazil in 2004 & 2006, on film, developing, and tire wear, going back and forth to the store to drop-off and pick-up the regular photos. BTW, is Kodak sill in fucking business?
After the pussy parade, I stopped in the NG to shower up and especially, wash the slobber off my face, because God knows I was salivating for 4-5 hours at the beach. I ran into a new NG girl, pretty as hell, and her English was better than my Spanish, but that's not a big accomplishment. We were both hungry, so I took her to D'Colores for dinner. Sorry Coolie, no sambuca this trip. But I did finish off a couple of bottles of good tequila; hope that counts for something. Turns out, she was also interested in jacuzzi / rack operations (could have been the pesos as well). We had a great time and then I launched her home via motoconcho.
Later I met Mr. G. & E. At the bar next to Four Roses, either the name escaped me or I never knew it in the first place. Next door at FR, I saw one of the Haitiana's from the beach earlier. Herman told me she was arrested and deported just a couple of days earlier. I called her over for a drink; I'm good at that. We all hung out for a bit, but I already had a long day, so I took her back to the room for playtime. When we got to the room, she told me she wanted to go out and smoke some weed, so I gave her a bit of pesos and off she went, but left her purse in my room. 30-45 minutes later, no Haitiana.
Meanwhile, I got a call from Mr. G. He was at the small bar across the street from Baileys with three chicas and was calling in for troop support. I left the purse in the room and headed over to the bar to provide assistance. Hung out for a bit and thought I should check on the Haitiana, so headed back to NG. She never showed so I went up to get her purse and planned to drop it off at the front desk, but as soon as I got to the room, the front desk called and said she was on her way up.
She stumbles into the room and is as fuck up as a soup sandwich! No problem, I started striping her down and then I met "The Bush." This girl had a Bush around 3 inches wide. 6 inches long, and at least 2 inches deep. Now I'm not sure if those were the exact measurements because I left my tape measure at home this trip. Hell, she was fucked up, so I could have shaved her right then and there; but I didn't. We tried jacuzzi operations, but she went under twice without a snorkel and damn near drown, so we bailed and headed for dry ground. I fucked her, but not sure if she was awake or not. I dressed her and had security escort her out. And yes, I did give her some pesos. Hell, she was entertaining to say the least.
I called Mr. G. To see if he was still roaming around and he was, so we meet up at After One at about four. The place had a decent crowd and I met a few new hotties. One sweetie said that she needed a place to sleep and asked if I would step up to the plate and help her out with her dilemma. I told her I just had a hairy Haitiana as was not much interested in much else. She countered with a massage and blowjob while she slept over for 500 pesos. I went into the,"Oh well, why the fuck not?" mode. We all headed back, but first a stop at the sandwich cart on the corner; great fucking chow! The sweetie turned out to be a hoot in bed. Didn't plan on hitting it, but hell, she was naked in my bed, I had no choice but to tap it!
Monday:
I had a date at the beach with my favorite beach girl in the world, BG1. She showed up looking even hotter the than pervious times, or maybe I was just sober; who knows. We spent the afternoon together and we did our best to butcher each other's language; I won that contest! After a nice lunch, somewhat of a nice conversation, it was time to retire to the room for more jacuzzi / rack operations. The girl is even hotter in the room.
Later I met up with Mr. G. & E. At the big new place across Del Toro. Nice place, but I don't see much of a future in the place, unless they can do what Mr. G. Said they were trying to do, is pulling business away from Rumba. I have as much business sense as a monkey, so I really don't have a clue. I had a HOT 19 year old latch on to me and refused to let go and after two minutes I really liked her, OK maybe one minute.
We were sitting in this new place watching girl after girl being hauled away by the fucking idiot cops, and for no apparent reason. They would walk across the street and grab another. Mr. E. Pointed this out because he was the only one that was sober.
Meanwhile, another new NG girl, dark skinned, and sexy as hell joined Mr. G. I've talked to her a few times, but just too busy to tap her. Mr. G. Had told me earlier about her performance in the room and highly recommended her. She seemed to have a great attitude, and hot body to boot. At one point she leaned over and whispered that she wanted me. I said,"Of course you do, I'm a walking ATM without a password!"
Here we go! Dilemma time! I had to seek the counseling of Doctor Gogo on this one. Do I take the HOT unrated 19 year old or take the hot highly recommended NG girl? Doctor G. Pointed out that there was no dilemma and I should already know my next move; done! Not wanting to have a scene between the two girls, I yelled across and had Juan come over and escort the NG girl over to Del Toro. A bit later, I joined her.
While I was in Del Toro dry humping my new friend, another hottie that I fucked last trip stopped and gave me a big wet kiss; didn't seem to bother the NG girl. So all three of us partied for about an hour, before the HOT 19 year old came up to me and demanded money for her time. I went the fuck off on her. I said,"Money for your time? What are you a fucking plumber? You got free beers! Now just turn around and walk that sweet beautiful ass away!" She looked over and saw that Juan was in route and got the fuck out of dodge.
The NG girl and I retired to the room only to realized that my AC went to shit, and it was hot. The dude tried to fix it, but to no avail. So he gave me the keys to the double room next door. Now I have the entire 3rd floor of the new wing, including the private sun deck to myself; sweet! We played in the jacuzzi, then on the sun deck, and then in the new room. It was one incredible day and night![/QUOTE]Westside. Great report and your funny storie telling is unmatched. This report had me dying of laughter, especially The Bush Mistress. Lmao. I wouldve had that puta turn that Bush into jamaican dread lock. We should call her a Puta Bob Marley or Roberta Marley. LOL! Or Afro-daisac. Thanks for getting the board back on track.
This report I enjoyed every minute of it. I have a question, by the way the police was hassleing the chicas, Do you think this the begining of the end of Sosua? I have a trip planned in October. After hearing about the shooting, and the police crackdown its concerning. I wish you wouldve invaded Classicos, because I wouldve love to have known the pulse of classicos chicas. I guess me 'El Caballo Negro'gunna need to gallop upstairs, and check out them putas. I need to find my future ex-wife. I'm ready to unleash the Chocolate Jackhammer on the putas. LOL!
[QUOTE=Coolie High; 1317388]Sosua hunny: I WANT YOU.
TomJackin: Of course you do, I'm a walking ATM without a password.
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off! ROTFLMAO[/QUOTE]Lmao that was a funny one.
Hey guys, I bought the 96 pack of blue pills from the local Sosua store for 1000 pesos but I'm worried about bringing them back to the states because of the quantity. Has anyone brought the full box back to the states? Will I encounter problems with customs? I think I'll just bring back a few. Anyway thanks for all the great reports I've read here.
Full trip report coming soon!
[QUOTE=DeepMmpactt;1317433]This report I enjoyed every minute of it. I have a question, by the way the police was hassleing the chicas, Do you think this the begining of the end of Sosua? I have a trip planned in October. After hearing about the shooting, and the police crackdown its concerning. I wish you wouldve invaded Classicos, because I wouldve love to have known the pulse of classicos chicas.[/QUOTE]You only notice the crack down if you hear that its happening, then you can look and see it. No worries, tons of pussy left!
Mr. E. Reported on Classico and wrote in was pack with pussy, so consult his older report.
Have a fucking blast!
Tuesday:
I met an older gal which I have been toying with the last few days at the beach, she works at Las Flores. She brought a hot friend with her. Her friend was still quite shaken because she was arrested earlier in the morning because she had dark skin and the Keystone Cops did not recognize her from the regular girls. WTH, she was only in town for her second day! After a nice day at the beach, we headed back to the NG for jacuzzi / rack operations. She was fun, but I would not repeat. Fuck, what in the hell was I doing with a women in her early thirties in the first damn place! I should be ripped of my Monger pledge pin!
Later I stopped by the Merengue bar and my blonde cutie friend attacked me from behind. She said she was hungry, and so was I, so we went to the bar / restaurant that is next to Del Toro. We sat outside and I enjoyed the view as honey by honey walked by and flirted. Her hot, also blonde friend stopped by, and guess what, she was hungry too! I don't have a problem feeding the girls because I know where the food is going, directly to them. We shared our plates with her friend, and there was plenty enough to go around.
At one point during the meal, I looked over and noticed the cops harassing one of the beach girls that I met on Sunday. I was either brave or stupid or both, because I got up, walked over and told the clowns that she was my daughter, and asked if there was a problem. The cops said there was no problem, so I grabbed her hand, and brought her to join us at our table. The beach girl (BG2) had a very average looking face, but a body and great attitude from hell. She was also a very sweet and a touchy type of girl.
After I spent some time partying with BG2, I realized that she was special and that I really liked her. I knew that I needed to learn more about her. Little did I know, she would be mi esposa for the last three days in country. We retired to the NG where she unleashed on my old ass in the jacuzzi. We played under the stairs on the sun deck, and at one point we both past out in one lawn chair, it was a tight fit, but we pulled it off. I heard my name in the early morning, as well as a tap on the chest, and it was her suggesting that we retire to a real bed. But to be honest, I really enjoyed sleeping outside with mi esposa.
Wednesday:
Spent the day with mi esposa at the beach. Bought her some panties from Panty Man and she was dying to try them on, and more important, show them off to me. I told her to wait until after jacuzzi ops and she did patiently wait. After another great session all over the room and the sundeck, we headed out to dinner, and then on to Del Toro.
I ran into another hottie from previous trips, named Lexi. This girl is a real sweetie, but put on some extra weight. I called her on her chunkiness and she giggled and said she's been eating more than usual; you think? Mi esposa had no problems with Lexi and they seem to hit it off quite well. I told Lexi that I wanted a picture of her pussy so I could put it as my computer desktop background and promised her that I would jack-off to it every day; she giggled again. She was too shy to drop her drawers at the bar, so she took my camera into the ladies room and shot the picture. That action started what I affectionately call,"Baņo Follies." Every time that one of Lexi's or mi esposa's friends stop by, they would ask me for a beer. Okay, you want a beer, Lexi, here is the camera, you know what to do! This silliness went on for the last two nights.
At one point in the evening, this serious hot blonde stopped be to say hi. I think I may have met her at the After One club, or the beach, or elsewhere, but one thing was for sure, I did remember her! She decided to step up this little baņo game. She reached in my shorts and started stroking the little sailor, and lo and behold, he awaken from the dead! And it wasn't even Easter! The hottie then pointed to my camera and then pointed to the ladies room. Hell yeah, let's go! I gave mi esposa a kiss before I left; she just smiled. The hottie dropped to her knees and did her best to suck the life out of the little sailor; the best 200 pesos I've ever spent. I had to hand it to mi esposa, she was unshaken by all my silliness. Primarily because she knew she would be in my room at the end of the night.
Sosua is my favorite place on earth. Where else can you go and be a chick magnet.
[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1317748]Tuesday:
I met an older gal which I have been toying with the last few days at the beach, she works at Las Flores. She brought a hot friend with her. Her friend was still quite shaken because she was arrested earlier in the morning because she had dark skin and the Keystone Cops did not recognize her from the regular girls. WTH, she was only in town for her second day! After a nice day at the beach, we headed back to the NG for jacuzzi / rack operations. She was fun, but I would not repeat. Fuck, what in the hell was I doing with a women in her early thirties in the first damn place! I should be ripped of my Monger pledge pin!
Later I stopped by the Merengue bar and my blonde cutie friend attacked me from behind. She said she was hungry, and so was I, so we went to the bar / restaurant that is next to Del Toro. We sat outside and I enjoyed the view as honey by honey walked by and flirted. Her hot, also blonde friend stopped by, and guess what, she was hungry too! I don't have a problem feeding the girls because I know where the food is going, directly to them. We shared our plates with her friend, and there was plenty enough to go around.
At one point during the meal, I looked over and noticed the cops harassing one of the beach girls that I met on Sunday. I was either brave or stupid or both, because I got up, walked over and told the clowns that she was my daughter, and asked if there was a problem. The cops said there was no problem, so I grabbed her hand, and brought her to join us at our table. The beach girl (BG2) had a very average looking face, but a body and great attitude from hell. She was also a very sweet and a touchy type of girl.
After I spent some time partying with BG2, I realized that she was special and that I really liked her. I knew that I needed to learn more about her. Little did I know, she would be mi esposa for the last three days in country. We retired to the NG where she unleashed on my old ass in the jacuzzi. We played under the stairs on the sun deck, and at one point we both past out in one lawn chair, it was a tight fit, but we pulled it off. I heard my name in the early morning, as well as a tap on the chest, and it was her suggesting that we retire to a real bed. But to be honest, I really enjoyed sleeping outside with mi esposa.
Wednesday:
Spent the day with mi esposa at the beach. Bought her some panties from Panty Man and she was dying to try them on, and more important, show them off to me. I told her to wait until after jacuzzi ops and she did patiently wait. After another great session all over the room and the sundeck, we headed out to dinner, and then on to Del Toro.
I ran into another hottie from previous trips, named Lexi. This girl is a real sweetie, but put on some extra weight. I called her on her chunkiness and she giggled and said she's been eating more than usual; you think? Mi esposa had no problems with Lexi and they seem to hit it off quite well. I told Lexi that I wanted a picture of her pussy so I could put it as my computer desktop background and promised her that I would jack-off to it every day; she giggled again. She was too shy to drop her drawers at the bar, so she took my camera into the ladies room and shot the picture. That action started what I affectionately call,"Baņo Follies." Every time that one of Lexi's or mi esposa's friends stop by, they would ask me for a beer. Okay, you want a beer, Lexi, here is the camera, you know what to do! This silliness went on for the last two nights.
At one point in the evening, this serious hot blonde stopped be to say hi. I think I may have met her at the After One club, or the beach, or elsewhere, but one thing was for sure, I did remember her! She decided to step up this little baņo game. She reached in my shorts and started stroking the little sailor, and lo and behold, he awaken from the dead! And it wasn't even Easter! The hottie then pointed to my camera and then pointed to the ladies room. Hell yeah, let's go! I gave mi esposa a kiss before I left; she just smiled. The hottie dropped to her knees and did her best to suck the life out of the little sailor; the best 200 pesos I've ever spent. I had to hand it to mi esposa, she was unshaken by all my silliness. Primarily because she knew she would be in my room at the end of the night.[/QUOTE]