Ya dance with the one what brung ya...
"cum with the girl you came to the party with."
Now that IS priceless advice from a brother and fellow monger DRRonin.
Swan Bar (same road as Nana Plaza)
Was in Bangkok for 2 days and did all the usuals (wham, bang, thank you mam). Then tonight decided to pop over to a restaurant/pub which looked pretty decent. Had the dinner, then went and played pool with one of the girls there. Each pool game cost 30 Baht but it's ok, since they rack it up for you. Was extremely attracted to the cashier so head over to the bar and decided to carry out small talk. Wasn't very responsive so I gave up then concentrate on the numerous bar girls around. Saw one which had a hot body but a so-so base, but what the heck! As a friend of mine is keen on saying "cover the face, rock the base". Started small talk and bought her the usual ladies drinks etc. Finally, high and horny enough to ask her back to my hotel and lo, and behold... she said that she's not that kind of girl! WTF! Spend close to about 1,000 Baht on drinks (both me and her) and at the end of the day, no reward. I thought Bangkok girls can be had at a price... then I asked her whether the rest of the girls (especially the cashier) is for "sale". She said no...
Anyway.. just to let fellow mongerers know, this place is pretty straight up. No "bang, bang", just drinks, pool and company.
Firsttimer's First Report
Just back from my first trip to LOS. Thanks to all the previous posters. I had a great time because of all the information that was shared on this board.
On my first tour down Sukhumvit Road I was taking in all the sights and sounds and decided to drop by Annies for my first taste of the lovely Thai ladies. The cool interior was a welcome relief to this fair weather tourist. After a quick cool down at the bar, I turned my attention to the fishbowl. I quickly settled on Tak -- I didn't realize until my second visit that Annie's ladies had numbers, and that Tak is #1. I settled up with mamasan, and made sure that Tak got herself a drink, and we headed down the hall to the room.
The room was nice and clean, but I'm not sure about the "artwork" hanging above the bed. I can't be sure, but I think the sculpture had five legs and only two bodies. I suppose art really is in the eye of the beholder, and I had no qualms about Tak's appearance. Tak told me that I was lucky in that Annies had been without hot water the weekend before, so a few days earlier and I would have had a much different experience.
The tub was soon filled and I was soaped and scrubbed with all the scrubbing surfaces that Tak could bring to bear. She then propped me up out of the water and onto her lap and quickly brought me off the first time. It was then over to the bed for a wonderful massage to relieve my travel-tired muscles and then the flip and she began to work on me again. As much as I was enjoying her oral attention, I was anxious to enjoy all she had to offer. A cap was applied and I assured myself that the bathwater was not the only warm, moist place in the room. Then it was back to the tub for another cleanup, with much attention paid to all the important areas.
In short, I think my first Bangkok experience was greatly improved as a result of the reports I read before my trip. Thanks.
I have more first-time trip reports to make. Stay tuned.
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