Guayaquil

The other day, I was chilling and shit-talking to my man Gringo Loco[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]. Then I got a text on my happy phone: apparently, this player is a sailor on a civilian cargo ship. The bad part was that he arrived exactly at midnight. He had texted me ahead of time, and I knew a few underground spas that could accommodate him, so I texted them to let them know I was coming. We went to the only underground spa, which is open 24 hours a day, so it's a sure shot they will always be open, but the optionality is extremely limited. So I took homeboy over there, and there were literally 3 women: one was, the most polite word that I can use, a BBW; one was a spinner that was doable but had no good proportions, meaning no tits, no ass, but was thin; and an older woman who clearly had seen better days. So he basically picked none because apparently my man is into asses. So we went to another underground spa at around 1:30 AM. It was a shit show. As you all players may or may not be aware, we have a security degradation in this country, so all businesses are spooked. So the girl, the only one they had at the spa, was spooked because it was 2 men and she was by herself. They did allow us to go in; however, the guy wanted to see more options, and unfortunately, she was the only one. When the girl relayed that message to her boss, I heard it over the phone because she was on speakerphone: "Tell them to get the fuck out." Ok, that was my cue to pop off myself. I told the worker at the spa, "Listen, you stupid at # I bring foreigners all the time," her face was a mixture of apologetic and fear since I got loud. Not that I give a shit: if you give me bad energy, expect retaliation on my end, because I personally could give a fuck. I am not exactly the most diplomatically correct human out there. Whatever, their loss. I will not be bringing people to that place. The crew member did not understand half the nuances; he spoke English and Hindi, so we went back to the 24 H place, but they did not open the door for us. Later on, I found out that the girls were upset that he did not pick any of the 3 and did not want to serve the guy. Fair enough. Sooooo, seeing even fewer options, we went to the Junior's club near the airport, but it was almost 3 AM, and it was closing. But I have learned that most girls who haven't made much money are willing to go to the hotel with a guy at the club's closing time. He picked out a Colombian MILF with big tits and a BBL with like 40 tattoos. I personally don't like women like that, but it's not as if the hommie had much of a choice. We went back to the hotel as usual, and I repeated this: he had to pay a "guest" fee of 50 USD, and she agreed to stay until the morning for 100 USD, so it came to $150 for a TLN. He gave me a few bucks for accompanying him, as all should, and went home. At least I accomplished my mission. The struggle continues.

The other day, on Friday, I received a phone call from a fellow native of Mia. It's been a long time since I had someone from my hometown, so we hooked up on Friday in Puerto Santa Ana. I assume he was staying there, though I'm not really sure. He is apparently a beer drinker. We met at Ganchos Resto Bar in Puerto Santa Ana and talked a bit about women, as usual. It seems that Mia's dating scene has become a bigger shit show than I remember, even though he is a frequent Cali, Colombia monger. He decided to take a detour to Guayaquil, as you all should, in my humble opinion. So he ordered a very fancy beer; I refused because I don't drink, especially since I was about to go on a tour. After that, we went to an underground spa. He found a short spinner in a lineup of about 10 girls that day and paid for 30 minutes, which came out to about $40. Afterward, my man still wanted to party and go another round, so we went to the warzone at Entrada de la 8. We went to Obsession, where he picked out a mixed girl from the coast of Ecuador. She looked good and could do well in any strip club in the US; however, in Obsession Guayaquil on that day, she cost $20 to have sex with her. Afterward, we went to an area of the city known for seafood in sauces, and he invited me to eat, which was nice of him. The first girl at the spa got his number too, and she agreed to go to his hotel for $100 and spend the night. He was smart, though, because he had already paid and booked for two people, so the "guest fee" was paid in advance. I don't know what happened to him, but he left for Mia on Sunday. Funny how I used to miss home; now I can't imagine being anywhere but Guayaquil. At least the sex workers are cheaper than Mia. He gave me a few bucks for my trouble, and I will use it in the future so I can hire a big butt Ukrainian nurse in my old age.

While in Guayaquil I decided to check out a certain place- a typical *****house. As it turned out, it's actually located just outside the city in Duran.

I got there by taxi in the late afternoon. The setup was pretty simple: a bunch of girls sitting in rooms around a central open area. There weren't many customers yet.

To be honest, I couldn't find a single attractive chick there. They were either fat, had huge asses, were getting old, or all three at once. There was only one girl who was reasonably slim and looked under 30. I'd rate her maybe 6/10, and she was literally the only one I could bring myself to fuck. Good thing there was not too much light in the room.

So I picked her. 15 minutes. If I'm not wrong it was 15 $ or around that. A quick covered BJ to get things going, one position, busted my nut, and went home.

Never again. Complete waste of time if you're looking to fuck a genuinely attractive girl.

On top of that, Duran is dangerous as fuck. Guayaquil itself is already pretty sketchy, but Duran is on another level. Back then I didn't know that. Luckily I went during daylight hours. As a gringo, you're always going to attract more attention there.

Wouldn't go back and definitely wouldn't recommend making the trip unless your standards are a lot lower than mine in that case.

[QUOTE=Klklklll;3071880]While in Guayaquil I decided to check out a certain place- a typical *****house. As it turned out, it's actually located just outside the city in Duran.

I got there by taxi in the late afternoon. The setup was pretty simple: a bunch of girls sitting in rooms around a central open area. There weren't many customers yet.

To be honest, I couldn't find a single attractive chick there. They were either fat, had huge asses, were getting old, or all three at once. There was only one girl who was reasonably slim and looked under 30. I'd rate her maybe 6/10, and she was literally the only one I could bring myself to fuck. Good thing there was not too much light in the room.

So I picked her. 15 minutes. If I'm not wrong it was 15 $ or around that. A quick covered BJ to get things going, one position, busted my nut, and went home..[/QUOTE]Really, you found the options "not suitable. " What did you really expect for $15? This is not Colombia; we have a dollar economy. Brothels are for the masses, which are most Ecuadorians, the ones you hear on the news that live on $2 a day. Well, they have needs too. They are certainly not made for foreigners who think that paying 15 and expect a "baddie". Can you find dime pieces in Imperio absolutely but you would need time go there consistly and don't have many high expectations, if you really wanted dime pices with good service the underground spas would be better, but they don't advertise on the internet because they are of a "higher class" it would be unseemly for the managerial or in debt class to be mingling with their underlings in the same places they would hang out at, also because of the deteriorating security situation the last thing that a small business or any business wants is to have a knock on the door by some gangster asking for a "contribution". Yes, Duran, it's another level of shit show in the grand scheme of things. Still, personally, I love it, keeps prices down since the last thing we need in Ecuador is gentrification. These women will get out of pocket, and $15 would turn into the typical complaints of the simps in Medellin board who are dolling out 100 or more and not even getting a return call.

As far as the economics professor doom is going to teach an economics class free of charge, so good looking sex workers go where they get the most money for their services, maybe the good looking ones will start at a cheap brothel but if they have any sense and look "good" even though beauty is relative if you have a good performer or a good looking sex worker it would be unreasonable to find them where the average scrub can go get them, they go where they are appreciated or where they will get paid more, again underground spas where that cater to the local middle class. There are definitely dime pieces in cheap brothels but the ones that do that is because they want to stay as "big fish in a small pond" higher class spas do not tolerate smoking, drug addiction, rudeness to clients, BBBJ are a must, they charge more and their standards are raised accordingly, I have seen some real dime pieces in brothels but they are like travelling circuses they go there stay for a week and leave because even Ecuadorians are just as simpy as foreigners for a good face and a good body. Spas, it's not a perfect system, and you will get starfish performance in spas, but they operate as a business and have internal mechanisms to deal with non-performing workers. Brothel girls are "independent contractors"; they pay their dues for the day, and if they don't come back, no one really cares; some other cash-starved young girl will come along. Or maybe next time you can text me ahead of time, make some contributions to my entertainment fund, and I could show you how things really roll.

The preaching continues.

So there the other day I was, as usual, chilling, and when I got a phone call on my happy phone ring! The person on the other end of the line was a guy coming into Guayaquil. Apparently, his usual hunting grounds are Rio, and for some reason, he did not know Vagabundo, which was weird, but Rio is huge, so he stayed at Oro Verde, and he agreed to give me some happy happy funds for my PokéMon. Collection for the next four days, which made me even happier.

Day 1.

On Friday, we started our highly motivating adventures at the underground spa. He got 2 women for an hour: an elder MILF and a mixed Colombian girl. What went on privately in the room, I have no idea; I was too busy chilling outside, watching the big-screen TV, and listening to reggaeton. Apparently, the 2 women wore him out, and he decided to call it a day. I took him back to Oro Verde in downtown Guayaquil.

Day 2.

The day started at 11:30 am. We went to a satellite spa location from the first day, in another part of town. Unfortunately, these people could not get their shit together enough to do a line-up, and my man wanted to go somewhere else, understandable since they could not be bothered to even open the door for about 15 minutes. So we went to a different underground spa. My man was not feeling it there either, so we went to another location. Again, he got 2 Venezuelan women to do their thing in the room for an hour. I don't know what happened inside, but everyone came out alive, so it wasn't that bad.

Day 3.

Ma man Nathan, that's his name, told me he wanted to try out the "guetto. " By then, another guy of Asian descent had called me; he wanted to party in Guayaquil before he went to Galapagos. So here I am with 2 people contributing funds for my PokéMon. Collection, and we went to the safest place in the city, "entrada de la 8. " Clearly, I am trying to be funny. Even locals would not live there if they had any money. Drug addiction is rampant, boosters have shit all over the floor trying to sell stolen goods, and the jackers are on point, looking for anyone drunk or high enough to rob. This clearly does not make people comfortable. However, I am totally at home here since I am the one with the big pipi. We were in a club called Obsession. The usual damage in these places is about $15. It was the day Ecuador played Mexico, so there was massive traffic to get there, since all Ecuadorians wanted to be glued to the TV to watch the game. Neither the Asian guy nor Nathan was feeling it, for different reasons. Nathan is a disabled veteran with a back problem, so he was not in a physical state that day to do anything. The Galapagos guy said he might be inspired if we changed the ambiance, so I took both of them to a spa. He ended up banging the same short girl that the guy from Mia banged in my report a week ago. Small world, I guess.

I took both gentlemen to their respective hotels. One was staying at the Holiday Inn, right next to the airport, and Nathan was staying in Oro Verde. Nathan said he will come back after his back problems get fixed; he has to deal with the VA, an arduous task that I have never participated in since I have zero patience and an inability to get along with anyone except hoes, which I am about to penetrate. So I got two happy customers who have fond memories of Ecuador, and, for once, the world is right again. Ecuador lost the game, but the vaginal talent in Ecuador left two foreigners happy, which is always a good thing. I think the government of Ecuador should give me a tax break or incentive to promote Ecuador's female talent, but of course, they are hypocritical Latinos who pretend, or rather want to pretend, that their unseemly side is not prevalent, even though all of them participate in it.

The struggle promotion continues in case anyone wants to know the prices in most underground spas are basically 30-40-60 $$$ depending on the time you stay with the girls, 15-30-60 minutes. Some are a little pricier, some are cheaper, but that's the going rate. As usual, I have attached the pictures of the talent to this report so people may see them.

[QUOTE=DoomBringer321;3072422]Really, you found the options "not suitable. " What did you really expect for $15? This is not Colombia; we have a dollar economy. Brothels are for the masses, which are most Ecuadorians, the ones you hear on the news that live on $2 a day. Well, they have needs too. They are certainly not made for foreigners who think that paying 15 and expect a "baddie". Can you find dime pieces in Imperio absolutely but you would need time go there consistly and don't have many high expectations, if you really wanted dime pices with good service the underground spas would be better, but they don't advertise on the internet because they are of a "higher class" it would be unseemly for the managerial or in debt class to be mingling with their underlings in the same places they would hang out at, also because of the deteriorating security situation the last thing that a small business or any business wants is to have a knock on the door by some gangster asking for a "contribution". Yes, Duran, it's another level of shit show in the grand scheme of things. Still, personally, I love it, keeps prices down since the last thing we need in Ecuador is gentrification. These women will get out of pocket, and $15 would turn into the typical complaints of the simps in Medellin board who are dolling out 100 or more and not even getting a return call..[/QUOTE]I wasn't really expecting anything amazing for $15. I just ended up there because I had the address (I think I even found it on this forum).

My point wasn't that the service or the putas should be better for that price. I was just describing what I found. That's it. Everyone can decide for themselves if it's worth visiting or not. I'm only sharing my experience.

Next time I'm in Guayaquil I'll probably write a review from a place where the girls charge $50-$70 and do BBBJ. I'll describe what I find there too. Good or bad.

And no, I wasn't looking for a 10/10 girl for $15. But I wouldn't mind finding at least one decent 7, maybe even an 8. Like you said yourself, sometimes there is a hidden gem. I like checking if I get lucky. Besides that, I just enjoy visiting all kinds of local places when I travel. It's part of the adventure for me. Sometimes I've been in places where the girls were $4 6, other times $100. I just like having different experiences and then writing honest reports about them. It's just fun for me.

Anyway, thanks for your point of view. If I end up back in Guayaquil, maybe I'll actually send you a message and ask about some better spots. Sounds like you know the local scene a hell of a lot better then me. Maybe next time you can save me from another shitty pick. Cheers!

[QUOTE=Klklklll;3072832]I wasn't really expecting anything amazing for $15. I just ended up there because I had the address (I think I even found it on this forum).

My point wasn't that the service or the putas should be better for that price. I was just describing what I found. That's it. Everyone can decide for themselves if it's worth visiting or not. I'm only sharing my experience.

Next time I'm in Guayaquil I'll probably write a review from a place where the girls charge $50-$70 and do BBBJ. I'll describe what I find there too. Good or bad.

And no, I wasn't looking for a 10/10 girl for $15. But I wouldn't mind finding at least one decent 7, maybe even an 8. Like you said yourself, sometimes there is a hidden gem. I like checking if I get lucky. Besides that, I just enjoy visiting all kinds of local places when I travel. It's part of the adventure for me. Sometimes I've been in places where the girls were $4 6, other times $100. I just like having different experiences and then writing honest reports about them. It's just fun for me.

Anyway, thanks for your point of view. If I end up back in Guayaquil, maybe I'll actually send you a message and ask about some better spots. Sounds like you know the local scene a hell of a lot better then me. Maybe next time you can save me from another shitty pick. Cheers![/QUOTE]I am sure you where not aware, unless you personally picked a spot to stay in Duran, no one stays in Duran the locals stay because of the economics they have no choice but to cross the bridge from Guayaquil you must have been in a cab for about an hour if it was rush hour, or 45 minutes, if you read old reports yes Duran was like Vegas for people that lived in Guayaquil about 10 years ago, now the brothels where zoned out because of the mall and they are on the road to Duran-Tambo they ones that could afford to move many did not have the capital to relocate. And yes, Duran is now a playground for gangsters who are busy trying to depopulate each other. They have been under curfew 3 times this year alone not that it has stopped the violence.

The other day I was chilling and shit, feeling the blues because my wife wasn't around. Apparently, she's uncomfortable with me sharing my penis with other women, who would have thunk it? But I cannot dwell on that, since my mission is to plant my American banana in as many holy holes as humanly possible. So on such a day, I went to an underground spa. I did not feel like going through my usual rotation, so I went to a professional after Mr. Manabi raved about her. I tracked her down after she moved to another spa and hired her for 30 minutes for $40. She did a decent BBBJ; too bad she did not do full service, so it goes. It got me hot and bothered enough that when I called one of my regulars, her asshole paid the price, so it goes sometimes.

Irrespective of how legal prostitution is, it seems that the Ecuadorian government takes its control very seriously, in my humble opinion.

[URL]https://youtube.com/shorts/Ke22x42O_y0?si=8_f6PVkB-LctqdtS[/URL]

[QUOTE=DoomBringer321;3075752]Irrespective of how legal prostitution is, it seems that the Ecuadorian government takes its control very seriously, in my humble opinion.

[URL]https://youtube.com/shorts/Ke22x42O_y0?si=8_f6PVkB-LctqdtS[/URL][/QUOTE]Does this mean the end of La 18?

[QUOTE=Icky994;3076313]Does this mean the end of La 18?[/QUOTE]Irrespective of the opinions of some on this board latam is not the wild west there are rules and there are regulations rarely enforced at times or done out of convenience but they do exists as someone who ounce explored opening up a brothel the fact of the matter is that, the sheer regulations involved make the endeavor a shit show of red tape for those that have passed those hurdles I salute them I certainly could not put up with the shit show you need like 14 permission city, police, alcohol, city orden and, fire department, tourism, ministry of health and a bunch of other that I don't remember at the top of my head if any of these permits is not up to date and his wife did not give the prosecutor that day a proper blowjob or he has orders from above that he needs to "do something" or pretend to do something guess what you are guetting shut down then it becomes a matter of putting your shit in order at the end of the day irrespective of pussy brothels make money from alcohol sales they are just a bar that have rooms with prostitutes in it and yes Ecuadorians are drinkers but you make cents on each bottle you seel it's not as if Ecuadorians are buying crystal champaigns they will probably reopen some of them and some will sell their license it happens in cycles hope this illuminates your ponderings.

One of my homeboys who used to love coming here before his airline went bankrupt used to love sex workers lactating, and in fact several "spas" now offer services with such a woman, a little weird. Still, the good thing about having sex with a pregnant sex worker is that she is not going to get more pregnant, so maybe full service is in the cards since there's nothing to lose.

[QUOTE=Budget1;3067507]Amazingly enough, La 18 (Adult Entertainment Center) is searchable on Google maps.[/QUOTE]LMAO. "La 18 Centro De Entretenimiento Para Adultos" is listed as an "Amusement center" and is handicap accessible. I look forward to visiting sometime!

[QUOTE=JohnLucid;3087076]LMAO. "La 18 Centro De Entretenimiento Para Adultos" is listed as an "Amusement center" and is handicap accessible. I look forward to visiting sometime![/QUOTE]"Handicap accessible" really, that is one of the reasons why some of the places got shut down because IT IS NOT. Some places don't have ramps for people with disabilities to get in. If they don't fix it, they will get shut down again. Of course, if your legs don't work, you've got bigger problems than not being able to go inside a legal brothel, but on the flip side, if you don't have an arm or something like that, it doesn't mean your penis is not in working order, so it goes.

So the other day I was chilling and shit when I got a buzz on my phone from a long-time player who used to come to Gye before a couple of idiots decided to take over a TV station with guns a few years back. We had a blast. I took the dude to Entrada de la 8, and we ate in Puerto Santa Ana. It was a blast; he stayed here a week and had some girls over. He called me and wanted me to take him on a city tour. I took him to one of the only places that sell alcohol and also have underground spas. Let me explain, children. Basically, most underground spas don't sell alcohol because most underground spas are technically not legal. Also, when alcohol is sold, people get extremely loud. Rowdy, and since most of these places are in actual residential areas, when families see drunk idiots and hoes doing hoey things, well, now cops get called here, or anywhere, so he gets with one of the room. They hit it off right away; he banged he for $60 an hour, which seems to be the going rate for an hour at the underground spas, so ma man Mr. M, we shall call him, got with this girl the next two days, and they said their goodbyes Saturday. It might not be a love story, but they genuinely had a connection, at least in my eyes.