Bucharest Long Weekend 1: Erotic Massage Parlors
I had the chance to visit Bucharest for a few days, and took advantage of the local opportunities. I was kind of hesitant at first, when I saw so many posts calling Bucharest a bad mongering destination, and seeing big gaps between useful posts. But C. Mindbender's guides to the local scene, Roman's erotic massage summary, and several escort reviews were very helpful and got me revved up for the trip.
I was really eager to try one of the erotic massage parlors, but I knew that because I was staying with a friend it would be tough to escape. Solution: "non-stop" (24 hour) service advertised by a few places! It turned out that one of my target parlors, Wild Pussy (love that name) was open all hours (phone 0703778811 or 0753221133, 32 General Haralambie St., somewhere south of Piata University [I had just arrived and didn't now the lay of the land]). So after buying a sim card for my mobile phone at the airport newsstand I called the place at 7AM. A girl answered, and confirmed that I could come over. I gave the address to an airport taxi driver I hailed out of the departures area, and he took me there (a little south of the center, I believe – I got there in under 45 minutes). The parlor was in a discreet private house, and once buzzed in I was greeted by light brown haired Adriana (in lingerie making her boobs look large and tasty – tough they weren't that great out of the bra). She asked me to chose between her and a skinny blonde, but since the other was "out of uniform" (wearing a sweater and jeans), I went Adriana and was led to the Beach room. It featured a wooden boardwalk style platform with the mattress on top, sandy patches with shells and driftwood on the sides, and a big blow-up of a beach scene. Nice décor and good music, and I was told that they also had a Chinese room and an S&M theme room. Adriana wasn't a stunner, but gave an excellent massage to get me going after an early morning arrival, plus a very arousing body-to-body effort. She was clear about sex being forbidden, and only allowed very limited touching (no pussy). She got me off sitting reverse cowgirl astride my mid-section, and I grabbed her ass as she jerked me off. At 150RON, it was an excellent value.
When my friend departed a couple of days later, I was off to the races, with an afternoon and a full day to play. What to do? I decided to go the escort route, which I'll describe in my next post. After an amazing evening with Anemona, I took a taxi to a restaurant near Stefan Cel Mare Metro. After dinner, I headed to my next destination: Mon Amour massage at 72 Cadarea Bastilliei St. Near Piata Romana (telephone 0213168838 or 0732889966). I had called ahead before my meal arrived to schedule a 2-girl massage at midnight.
When I arrived at the villa on a quiet street I was greeted by the mama. After a complimentary Coke I was ushered into the elegant room (billowing white cloth, mirrors, Latin music) by my assigned team: tall, athletic 20-something Monica, who had jet black hair in a pony tail (a look I adore), and slightly older petite blonde Mickey. I got a bad vibe from them almost immediately – they chatted with one another but Mickey was very quiet (limited English and I think a trainee) and Monica seemed bored on the verge of surliness. But the massage was excellent. Such good rubbing by Monica's oiled tits, and as I stroked their legs and Mickey's pussy they seemed to lighten up. (There was some interesting ass stroking between the two of them, so I wonder if I was intruding on a lesbian liaison). The finish with me holding Monica's toned round ass and staring at her shaved pussy as she jerked me was amazing. We lay down and chatted and joked for a while after, with me caressing their legs and breasts, and they really warmed up, smiling and laughing. While we were waiting for the shower to be available I held Monica and pulled down her towel to suck her tits. Going out after my shower I saw two nice looking girls including an Afro-Latina looking one who was holding the curtain to conceal the other visitors on the waiting area couch. And of course I took an autographed photo of pornstar owner Alina Plugaru as I left! Total cost: 350 RON.
Something I never seem to grasp with mongering is the law of diminishing returns. Despite a very good session at Mon Amour, at 1:30AM I felt compelled to try another place. I was closest to a place at 35 Magheru I had passed several times on my trip, Perfect Massage. I had also seen some rather hot girls depicted on their website. But going here was a mistake. The apartment where the studio was located was passable, and clean, but generally uninspiring; nothing like other places I had seen or would C. The girls I was offered to choose among were not very interesting, but I chose Muriel (?), a blonde with a nice set of tits (should have gone for the willowy other blonde...).
I soon realized that Muriel could have played a stereotypical stern and clinical movie nurse character. Very precise on where I put my money, my clothing, my coffee. Very stern about NO SEX. When at some point I sensed a slight thaw (through my attempts to chat, suck her very nice tits, etc.), she told me that some clients lick the girl's pussy. I figured I would go for it, but why I paid the 60 RON she insisted upon I don't know, except that I love licking pussy. Even when I 69'd her she told me strictly that she would not suck; and when I asked to finish between her breasts she told me: "breasts were not made for that! " With the base charge of 300 RON for the nude massage (I was told 250 over the phone, but that is topless only), it was an awful value, on top of a very forgettable experience. There are so many amazing erotic massage places; don't waste your time on this one.
But redemption is sweet. I found that out on Saturday afternoon, with two incredible sessions at Fantasy Massage that were sandwiched around my repeat with Anemona. I had not seen anything written on ISG about Fantasy but had written down information from their website. Overall it seemed like a pretty generic place so my interest was limited. But the previous afternoon I had received a leaflet for the studio from a nice college girl at Piata Victoriei (it's located near the square at 1 Titlulescu St., a huge building with the Springtime fast food shop; hours 11AM-midnight), and since the place was so close to my hotel I thought I would inquire by phone (0741345861). When I heard their pricing I was sold: 45 minutes nude massage for 150 RON; for 200 RON the 1 hour massage would include kissing and touching the girl – and when I heard the words "more flexible" my ears perked, especially after the stern taskmistress at Perfect Massage.
The place was not so easy to find since the building in which it was located was a Ceausescu-era monster with many entrances. But the girl on the phone was very helpful and I found my way (entrance door near a pharmacy). After Perfect Massage I was expecting a dull apartment, but was surprised by what I found. When I was let into the flat I was enveloped in plumes of aromatic incense; rose petals covered tabletops; tasteful erotic and Buddhist-inspired artwork adorned the walls of the softly-lit studio. It felt like an upscale spa in Thailand. But it wasn't the décor that stunned me. It was Alena, my telephone guide, who turned out to be a tall, leggy, toned and tanned angel in a plaid bustier. I sipped my Coke from an easy chair in my exotic, elegant room as she brought in the other girl available that afternoon – also a tall Amazon (was it a job requirement, I asked only partly in jest). She asked me to choose, but I had eyes only for Alena.
Simply put, Alena was one of the most gorgeous women I've ever been with. She's very tall and fit – she told me she doesn't smoke or drink and was a volleyball player. Which makes me understand the appeal of women's volleyball as a spectator sport. She has a face like Mira Sorvino – very cute, accentuated by large hoop earrings – which complemented her fine, firm, nicely sized breasts. And then there was her ass; experiencing it may be my closest ever brush with the divine.
The massages I received from Alena that day were earth shattering, from the stroking of my body with her long fingernails to her blowing in my ear. The body slides were insane – her oiled tits and erect nipples getting me so aroused. Seeing all of that in the mirror by the bed has burned indelible memories in my brain. She didn't kiss on the mouth, but did let me get underneath and eat her pussy during our first encounter.
And then there were the finishes. It was a glorious tit fuck during the afternoon session. In the evening, Alena rode my cock with her bare pussy lips as she had earlier in the day, but this time she made me (and I think her too) cum. It was as good as any fuck I had ever had, and had my brain so fried that she had to stop me from trying to insert my dick inside. Afterward we lay side by side for a while, as I fingered her clit and sucked her tits.
Throughout the sessions I smiled like a smitten schoolboy, prompting Alena several times to ask "what? " All I could tell her was how lucky I was to be with her.
Bucharest Long Weekend 2: Escort Anemona
after a couple of days sightseeing in bucharest with a friend (no time to get away to play then), i had an afternoon and a full day for fun. see my previous post for my experiences in the world of bucharest erotic massages. but for friday night, i was looking for some full-on action.
i had printed out a number of girls' profiles from anuntul. ro, but had reservations: i didn't have too much time to call around to find an english speaker, and with so few pictures showing faces it seemed like a real crapshoot. plus i kept seeing the same photos in the profiles for different girls, so was doubtful about getting the girl i would call. so i went the escort route, which i know has some of the same pitfalls and could be more expensive, but i was eager for some of the girls i saw on damedelux. com. at the top of the list was 23 year old brunette anemona. when i called friday afternoon, though, i got no answer (0764721085). i also tried brunette andra but her number did not work. sexy blonde larisa did answer her phone – she is one of the few on the site to show a face in her photos and looks so good. she quoted 120 euros for an hour at my hotel, though, which seemed steep, and something in the tone of her voice made me hesitate. i reached brunette alexandra, but she didn't know my hotel location, and also quoted me 120 euros per hour instead of the 250 ron on her profile. i also called vanesa, who looks great on damedelux, and she did offer an hour at her place for 250ron (as shown on the website) – a great deal, but i was not yet sold on the idea of visiting in a girl's apartment.
so i decided to call anemona again around 6pm. this time, jackpot! she answered in a very sweet voice and confirmed she was available. as i was making arrangements, the money on my phone ran out, so i had to scramble outside to replenish and call her back. she quoted me 150 euros to visit my hotel, but 100 euros for an hour at her apartment, so i decided to go for that. she texted me directions to her place, and after putting her on the phone with the taxi driver when we got a bit lost she guided me to her place, which is in an apartment building next to the marriott on calea 13 septembrie.
anemona greeted me at the door with a kiss. her apartment was simple but very clean, and easy to feel comfortable in (the building was also secure and private, and with the marriott nearby there were no concerns about an in-call visit at this location). but i took more note of her outfit – black satin panties and a fishnet top. anemona was also a bit slimmer and less obviously busty than in her profile pictures, quite petite (despite high heels), and with dark, straight black hair and green eyes she is a real romanian hottie; i'd put her in the class of pornstar sasha grey. she showed me professional photos of herself as a blonde (her preferred color but too damaging to her hair) – very hot, but i liked the dark look more.
anemona got me a drink and we chatted on her living room couch, and we agreed on 400 ron for one hour. after putting on some sexy r&b music on her laptop she began giving me a lap dance and undressing me. then into the bedroom, where she showed off her porno-style ball licking skills and blowjob style, complete with lots of emphatic spitting on my cock. she was wild with her tongue when kissing too. as we moved through various positions, she had this sexy, scowling, teeth-bared expression on her face. if you've ever had the vampire-sex fantasy, anemona will fulfil your dreams with this look. after finishing together with her on top, we had a pretty leisurely time getting showered and sitting on the couch, and she called me a taxi to get back to the hotel.
i was so blown away that i called the next day for a return visit. this time i went for a solid two hours. a black bustier was the sexy outfit du jour, and this time i really got into pounding her in spoon position among others. we took a mid-session break and had a snack, lounging naked on the couch for a while and talking about her previous jobs – including sicily (housecleaner), london (stripper), macau (casino), and at previously at wild pussy massage (where they used to apparently offer sex, damn). when i made some moves to get back to the bedroom, concerned about the clock ticking, she told me not to worry, we had plenty of time. so after peek at her porn video collection, she showed me a catalog of the sexy outfits she was planning to buy with her wages (but make no mistake, she's no ditz: she struck me as a savvy businesswoman with a knack for marketing and a long-range plan). soon after we returned to the bedroom and she gave me a very soothing massage. that soon transitioned to her riding me on top reverse on the edge of the bed, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing. wow. and then to anal, with her face down on the bed and us getting very sweaty, and in the end she got me off in a 69 position.
the wonderful thing about anemona was how she could offer the ultimate pse one moment (she's such a little pornstar vixen!), and the next give you tender loving care. she did that as we took a shower together, shampooing and adding conditioner to my hair and blow drying it (i love it: from blow job to blow dry!). what i really loved was how she was so free with her time; i must have been with her for over 3 hours. total cost for the afternoon was 900 ron (1 hour standard and one hour "sex total" – with anal). a little pricey, but what an amazing experience. aneomna is such a sweet girl; i'd go back to bucharest just for her.
Great Reports, Ibn Buttita!
Thank you for the great contribution on this thread!
Haven't been to Bucharest since a while (3 years), miss the delicious food and wines, however in terms of ladies the sauna clubs in Western Europe are plenty of young cheeky sexy Romanian talent.
Thumbs up, Ibn Buttita, keep the good work going on!