The great EA shag tour. Somewhere on the lake Victoria.
After gruelling journey the bus dropped me on a dark dingy roundabout in the middle of nowhere. I went to a well lit Fuel Station nearby. The security was armed with an AK 47? Is this Iraq or what? Taxi nowhere to be seen. Only boda boda. What can you do. Either I die or survive. Through dim lit streets we reached my hotel which I found on Jumia. WTF. Gorgeous. Big terrace overlooking lake Victoria. Room with breakfast for a song. Went out to a local pub. As usual the only white man. Uganda versus Egypt was on. Mostly male revelers. I didn't expect too much. When I went to the loo. A chica passed me. Eeeh? Said I need massage. But too late she was already taken by another black brother. He paid chicken and chips. 20.000 ugx. I was about to take off. Outside. I looked left. And there she was. Sharon a 1. 42 m tall slim spinner with see! Cups No kid. I need massage. Ok give me 30.000 ugx. Vamos chica. I spare the details. Only as much. White jizz looks good on a slim black belly. I had an interesting night. And that's only for starters. In the town there is loads of clubs. And loads of chicas in dire need of financial assistance. And. No white monger in sight. And especially no overpaying dumba. S tourists. That's why details about the town and complete lists of clubs will only go to senior members and only PM. I don't want the place to be spoiled. And in any case. It's only for the hard core African monger. Who doesn't shit in his pants being the only white man in town. And is not afraid to use boda boda. The place I went today is like casuarina. Only. Devoid of overpaying white tourist mongers.
Neddy.
Who found another unspoiled Shangri la.
And still 9 clubs to go. That's why I ll spend more time in this cosy town.
The great EA shag tour. Kampala
Don't do what I did. I arrived late afternoon on Monday by taxi bus on the old Taxi stage. For a 100 km 3 hrs. Traffic jam at its finest. Took private hire. At least I stuck in traffic in style. 5 km one hour. Now I know why everybody is using bodaboda. I spoke to the driver. 20 to 30 bad accidents a DAY. That's about 10.000 a year. Ripped off legs. Cracked heads. The hotel I stay right now is dingy. But cheap. Called Chez Johnson. Besides Kenrock. But I found a cosy guesthouse nearby with big new rooms. And it's quiet! I ll move tomorrow. For 50.000 ugx a night. Tuesday I moved on foot to recon the area. Cheap eateries hotel survey. And the joints mentioned over and over again in ISG. Surveyed Kabalagala. Then moved on foot to town centre. To hunt a bit. Had a bite at javas. Than had espresso at the famous rock garden. And sure enough while walking something Sweet with long dreads caught my eye. I asked for taxi bus stage to Muyenga. And the sweet thing took my by the hand and walked me to the station. Of course as a gentleman I took her Mobile number for later reference. Hehe. In the evening I went to check out De Posh. As the name said. Posh. Not my cup of tea. After I went to Capital pub for a Bell. I like that place down and dingy african joint. Some expired hookers played pool. Out of boredom and intelligence gathering I invited one. We had a good chat on sexual practices like Katchiabaly and Labia elongation. The girls are send to their aunt at age 13 to get proper training how to please a man AND themselves. And than. I saw her. Tall slim 19 y old. WTF. Agreed on 50.000 ugx ST. Vamos chica. I had a blast. Sucked in 69 on her elongated pussy lips. Be Cups and an Ass to die for. I went to heaven. And than she came and squirted on my bed. Kampala is kind to me. And I didn't even tap into my Tagged line up. Here is like Duck shooting. Don't understand why people bother with that Sh. Hole in Kenya. Here little crime. No Tourists being killed like Kenya. All security are armed here. At least with an SMLE or semi automatic rifles and shotguns. Only the city council needs to improve on non existing Street lighting.
Neddy.
Who is off to a flying start. And rest assured. This time. I will tour the ghettos and unknown areas of Kampala. Not to write the 1000th report about capital and de Posh. Boring tourist haunts.
The great EA shag tour. Kampala The heart of darkness
Time to update what was up the last 2 nights. Thursday I went to Deuces on GGaba road. Absolute dead. Devoid of people. The security told me it's filling up after 4 oclock in the morning?? Eeh. Had a warm Bell and listened to old school 80's Songs. I always feel in a time warp. Africa is stuck in the past. An old Schwarzenegger movie was on. Oh tempos passados. I love it. I the say Deuces is past its prime.
My Intelligence sources tell me there is loads of places you can pull poor university chicas. I went to Pyramidm nice outdoor African joint. Now Shishas hookahs are very popular. Nice place but little in terms of pickup. I moved back with taxi bus to Capital. Loads of chicas. Took number of a sweet tall rwandese chica. Thursday is a good day. Found a nice south Sudanese girl. She is a good snooker player. Paid a drink. Than I asked where I can buy Miraa leaves. To chew a bit. We went to a nearby totally african joint. Down and absolutely dingy. That place is only 50 metres from Capital. I am quite sure I was one of the first white man in there. Nice bongo and dancehall tunes. Got on the pisser. Hookers filter in and out of that place. Dirt cheap. Khat sets you back 2500. A Hookah which can be filled with stuff to your liking 5000. Bell 4000. Had a blast until 5 o'clock in the morning. Took number of my SS chic. I call you. Later. Totally wasted.
Friday I slept in. During afternoon I found a Congolese club. Time to improve on my French skills. Live band was on. Cover charge 5000. Live lingala band. Loove that joint. And sure enough. I saw slim Congolese sharply dressed MILF. Pulled her over. Sat besides me. I chat away in French. We really hit it off. SHE paid 2 bells for me. WTF. This chica has pesa. We enjoyed each other on the dancefloor. Some dumbass NGO types spoiled the dancefloor. Annoying. My sweetheart got tired. Sure babe let's move to my squeaky clean guesthouse room. This is basically a 50 $ room. But I pay 10 $. We hit it off. I gave her good DATY. And in the morning. Money for transport. 50.000. And I have loads on waiting list. South Sudan. Eritrea. Uganda. Congo. Ruanda. WTF. I ll move headquarters from Gambia. She promised to get me a Congolese visa.
Neddy.
Who practiced a lot French this night. And Lyonnaise.
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Nice ass from one of my contacts
