Monterrey

Went back to Disneyland(Marcella) yesterday and had a nice session with Carla. She is about 5'9" and 160 lbs with 20 of those pounds in her D-cup titties. Gave me a complete 10 minute tongue bath before proceeding onto a nice bbbj. Geat service and about 20 minutes into it, she told me not to move proclaiming that she was going to have an orgasm and wanted to grind her way into it. Sure enough, five minutes later she does her best Meg Ryan impersonation and collapses on me. Yeah. Right. Whatever. Regardless, I continue to pound away on her and to my suprise she lets me do CIM! Most excellent. When we finish, her body is covered in sweat and she thanks me for the session. Thank you again, Maxifort(Purex Farmacias)! Now, everytime I finish a session here Gabriel is kind enough to give me a glass of water and let me hang out with him in the waiting area as we discuss Mexico and the US. This particular time, another patron tells me about one of the girls there, Miss Prisa(hurry). Well, Miss Prisa takes a John up and sure enough, no more than 10 minutes later she is finished with him and the John leaves with his tail between his legs. A real man-eater. This girl is a complete tool, a tool I plan on screwing and screwing good. Hopefully, next week I'll session with her and a 37-year-old MILF that previouosly tried to stick her tongue in my mouth.

Took a one hour nap to recuperate my 41-year-old body before heading back out to Villagran. Visited my usual stops at the Tangalay, Givenchy, Cielos and the Gorda dance club. One thing about Gorda and Cielos, they show the PPV fights which is great if you are a fan of the sport. Now, the previous Saturday I met a 28-year-old hottie at Gorda and in a momentary lapse of reasoning due to my inebriation, I proceeded to make out with this girl right there at the bar. I do not recommend this type of behavior. Although the Mexican Nationals are very tolerant individuals, making out with one of their hotties in plain view could be deemed as somewhat disrespectful. Anyway, I spot her out and it is on. She takes me upstairs and I pay her $20 bucks for her time with me the other night and for an hour tonight. Well, that hour turned into about three of which two were spent making out. Even though we were in a pretty secluded part of the club, a couple hombres kind of stared me down as I continued to make out with Miss Beauty Queen. In the end, I managed to get a date with her next Saturday night and if she passes her tests, I may be on the receiving end of some discount Monterrey loving.

Fu_k this town is great. Especially if you don't have a non-pro GF to hold you back.

[QUOTE=Doubt98]The reason I go to Mexico is because I believe that the Latin women are truly beautiful. Dark complexion, big eyes, smile. The other reason is because it is legal there. I'm not going to get some 20 year old girl in the US because she likes me. I don't even want someone that young around me all the time. Like Charlie Sheen said "I pay them to leave." I know that a lot of US women are high maintenance but not all are bitches. Just like not all Mexican women are the ideal, take care of her man in all ways type of girl. One is not better than the other, it is just that there, they offer something that you can't legally find here.

But that gets me to the statement by Precocious about the asset devaluation. Be careful of media hype. Not all assets are devaluing. Some areas such as Arizona, California, Vegas are in free fall. But you have to put that in perspective. Vegas real property values were increasing at over 40% per year, for several years in a row. So now they are down 30%, if you were a long term investor you've still made a profit. The market is just shaking out the idiots and people trying to get involved in something they really don't understand. As far as stocks, the long term value investors have actually done fairly well. Less than 2 years ago I heard someone ask if Blue chips were done and over. This year that is where the profit has been. It's cyclical as we all know. Our GDP is still growing, a fact that people want to ignore. It might be a percent or even a fraction of a percent but so far it has been positive. That's not contracting.
And to tie this together, I'm going to sell some blue chip Wal-mart for a profit, take that and exchange dollars for pesos at a lower rate than last year and see if I can find a hot young Mexican lady to spend it on.[/QUOTE]

Don't know what part of the US you reside in, but what about this old, used and shriveled-up American girl?
[url]www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/06/27/heart.for.sale.ap/index.html[/url]

This stupid former-Realtor thiks she's worth 500k? And to make matters worse, she's probably at least 150k upside-down on her Florida home. Out here in Monterrey, she's probably worth around $60/hour depending if she does bbbj and/or CIM.

Since I would be sick of her snivelling and bitching about 10 sessions into the arrangement, I would save myself approximately 650.4k, give or take a few pesos, by electing for the pay-for-play payment plan.

Fuc_ing American women.

Let me do some correcting Precocious, just for the guys that don't know and visit Monterrey or will visit the city:

It is not "Cielos", it is El Cielo, brother to Infinito, Givenchy and Matehuala.
It is not "Gordas", it is Sabino Gordo and yes, it is a dance hall.



[QUOTE=Precocious One]Went back to Disneyland(Marcella) yesterday and had a nice session with Carla. She is about 5'9" and 160 lbs with 20 of those pounds in her D-cup titties. Gave me a complete 10 minute tongue bath before proceeding onto a nice bbbj. Geat service and about 20 minutes into it, she told me not to move proclaiming that she was going to have an orgasm and wanted to grind her way into it. Sure enough, five minutes later she does her best Meg Ryan impersonation and collapses on me. Yeah. Right. Whatever. Regardless, I continue to pound away on her and to my suprise she lets me do CIM! Most excellent. When we finish, her body is covered in sweat and she thanks me for the session. Thank you again, Maxifort(Purex Farmacias)! Now, everytime I finish a session here Gabriel is kind enough to give me a glass of water and let me hang out with him in the waiting area as we discuss Mexico and the US. This particular time, another patron tells me about one of the girls there, Miss Prisa(hurry). Well, Miss Prisa takes a John up and sure enough, no more than 10 minutes later she is finished with him and the John leaves with his tail between his legs. A real man-eater. This girl is a complete tool, a tool I plan on screwing and screwing good. Hopefully, next week I'll session with her and a 37-year-old MILF that previouosly tried to stick her tongue in my mouth.

Took a one hour nap to recuperate my 41-year-old body before heading back out to Villagran. Visited my usual stops at the Tangalay, Givenchy, Cielos and the Gorda dance club. One thing about Gorda and Cielos, they show the PPV fights which is great if you are a fan of the sport. Now, the previous Saturday I met a 28-year-old hottie at Gorda and in a momentary lapse of reasoning due to my inebriation, I proceeded to make out with this girl right there at the bar. I do not recommend this type of behavior. Although the Mexican Nationals are very tolerant individuals, making out with one of their hotties in plain view could be deemed as somewhat disrespectful. Anyway, I spot her out and it is on. She takes me upstairs and I pay her $20 bucks for her time with me the other night and for an hour tonight. Well, that hour turned into about three of which two were spent making out. Even though we were in a pretty secluded part of the club, a couple hombres kind of stared me down as I continued to make out with Miss Beauty Queen. In the end, I managed to get a date with her next Saturday night and if she passes her tests, I may be on the receiving end of some discount Monterrey loving.

Fu_k this town is great. Especially if you don't have a non-pro GF to hold you back.[/QUOTE]

Hello,

I will be visiting Monterrey in a few days and have been planning a well-executed sexual attack on your fine city. Thank you in advance for the info--the map alone is both useful and, in my opinion, a testament to the modern human condition. It will one day take its rightful place in some sort of electronic Smithsonian. A few blanks remain to fill in.

1. I speak some Spanish but am unfamiliar with slang and "adult" language, any tips on words that will be essential to my bargaining/surviving? 2. I would appreciate any tips on nonmongering locales to meet local locas. Swimming pools, hotel bars, clubs, malls. I hope to take a stab at meeting normal chicas before I seek out professionals. B/t/w, forgive me if you run into an elbow, as I am a ruthless coozehound. But as they say, when among mongers.

Picking up nonworking girls..
The lobby bar at the Crowne Plaza for the 30somehing and upwards group.
Barrio Antiguo scene (on my map) for bars, discos and clubs.
Both cases are valid for weekends only.



[QUOTE=Nuthersucker]Hello,

I will be visiting Monterrey in a few days and have been planning a well-executed sexual attack on your fine city. Thank you in advance for the info--the map alone is both useful and, in my opinion, a testament to the modern human condition. It will one day take its rightful place in some sort of electronic Smithsonian. A few blanks remain to fill in.

1. I speak some Spanish but am unfamiliar with slang and "adult" language, any tips on words that will be essential to my bargaining/surviving? 2. I would appreciate any tips on nonmongering locales to meet local locas. Swimming pools, hotel bars, clubs, malls. I hope to take a stab at meeting normal chicas before I seek out professionals. B/t/w, forgive me if you run into an elbow, as I am a ruthless coozehound. But as they say, when among mongers.[/QUOTE]

Sessioned with the 37-year-old MILF yesterday. A nice experience of fun sex. Do to her personal life, I am respectfully witholding her name. She is a very pretty woman who is remarkably holding up quite well. We fuc_ed on the bed, couch, chair and wall before ending up back on the bed CG with a CIM ending. Complete tongue-bath, bbbj and light RIM were included for the $20 propina. After the session, spent some more time with her discussing various topics of life. A very nice lady indeed.

Went back today and sessioned with twenty-year-old Azul. She has a three-year-old son and is embarassed by her now slightly-distorted but still visually accceptable stomach. She claims to have only been working here a month and it clearly showed. Lots of questions. No tongue bath and I did not ask. Light, worthless back massage leading to bbbj and ball licking. She smelled good and I could not resist kissing her neck in which she returned the favor. Started with CG, RCG then mish. The session started to heat up and then it started to feel good. Real good. Almost too good. Could it be? I pull out and...mutha'fuc_ing broken condom. Fu_k. She quickly gets off and puts on another in which we proceed back to RCG. WTF? What is this red spot on my condom? Blood? I ask her politley and she replies that it is not. Upon further visual inspection, it did not appear to be but at this point, things are not going so well.

Mentally, the session instantly starts going bad. She gamefully tries to please me with chest kissing, ball-sucking and bbbj but for me, the mood has now been ruined. I prepare her for CIM but she babbles something about tres cientos to which I decline and finish COB. I shoot a suprisingly large load under the adverse conditions, one of which catches her pretty face, and she is pleasant in her reaction. For obvious reasons, my worst session here by far. I quickly showered and then proceeded back downstairs to hang out with Gabriel and the MILF while the other five girls lounged in the adjacent room watching TV. Spoke briefly with Miss Prisa and upon closer view, I am no longer interested in having a session with her. She is totally hot, but these girls are infamous for being cold. I continue conversing with the amicable MILF and I would recommend her if this is your kind of thing.

Took Amigomio's treasure map and staked out another MP called Intenzzo which is conveniently just down the street. Two girls were presented to me of which one was very doable. The place seems comparable to a BadGirls setup and a step up above the dirty and unacceptable Villagran locations. $20/hh. Looks somewhat promising and I plan a return trip on Saturday.

The lovely adolescent-faced Camille is no longer at Marcellas and is currently in TJ.

[QUOTE=Nuthersucker]Hello,



1. I speak some Spanish but am unfamiliar with slang and "adult" language, any tips on words that will be essential to my bargaining/surviving?


The word "Cuanta" would be a very good start.

Cuanta is not a word in Spanish.

Cuanto means, "how much or how many", but if you say cuanta they will look at you like, "What the fuck are you trying to say?"

I agree with withelding names... but, at least name the MP.


[QUOTE=Precocious One]Sessioned with the 37-year-old MILF yesterday. A nice experience of fun sex. Do to her personal life, I am respectfully witholding her name. She is a very pretty woman who is remarkably holding up quite well. We fuc_ed on the bed, couch, chair and wall before ending up back on the bed CG with a CIM ending. Complete tongue-bath, bbbj and light RIM were included for the $20 propina. After the session, spent some more time with her discussing various topics of life. A very nice lady indeed.

Went back today and sessioned with twenty-year-old Azul. She has a three-year-old son and is embarassed by her now slightly-distorted but still visually accceptable stomach. She claims to have only been working here a month and it clearly showed. Lots of questions. No tongue bath and I did not ask. Light, worthless back massage leading to bbbj and ball licking. She smelled good and I could not resist kissing her neck in which she returned the favor. Started with CG, RCG then mish. The session started to heat up and then it started to feel good. Real good. Almost too good. Could it be? I pull out and...mutha'fuc_ing broken condom. Fu_k. She quickly gets off and puts on another in which we proceed back to RCG. WTF? What is this red spot on my condom? Blood? I ask her politley and she replies that it is not. Upon further visual inspection, it did not appear to be but at this point, things are not going so well.

Mentally, the session instantly starts going bad. She gamefully tries to please me with chest kissing, ball-sucking and bbbj but for me, the mood has now been ruined. I prepare her for CIM but she babbles something about tres cientos to which I decline and finish COB. I shoot a suprisingly large load under the adverse conditions, one of which catches her pretty face, and she is pleasant in her reaction. For obvious reasons, my worst session here by far. I quickly showered and then proceeded back downstairs to hang out with Gabriel and the MILF while the other five girls lounged in the adjacent room watching TV. Spoke briefly with Miss Prisa and upon closer view, I am no longer interested in having a session with her. She is totally hot, but these girls are infamous for being cold. I continue conversing with the amicable MILF and I would recommend her if this is your kind of thing.

Took Amigomio's treasure map and staked out another MP called Intenzzo which is conveniently just down the street. Two girls were presented to me of which one was very doable. The place seems comparable to a BadGirls setup and a step up above the dirty and unacceptable Villagran locations. $20/hh. Looks somewhat promising and I plan a return trip on Saturday.

The lovely adolescent-faced Camille is no longer at Marcellas and is currently in TJ.[/QUOTE]

Precocious...
Iam force to agree with Beavis... he is right.
You are taking as a matter of fact the words you speak in Spanish, but you have to remember that Spanish has gender rooted words.
It's like your interpretation of the Sabino Gordo dance hall as "Gordas".
Sabino Gordo means "Sabino the Fat" as in a man, male implication.
"Gordas" aplies to the female gender and not at all to the bar.

And to further be understood, the place is refered to by locals as "Sabino".



[QUOTE=Beavis]Cuanta is not a word in Spanish.

Cuanto means, "how much or how many", but if you say cuanta they will look at you like, "What the fuck are you trying to say?"[/QUOTE]

Whoa!!! Beavis...what a pleasant surprise...now there's a blast from the past.

With respect to Precocious' word "Gordas," I expect his terminology is probably more accurate with respect to the average size of women found therein than not, si?.

But, I have never really frequented that establishment but one time, with Porker.

Precocious, do tell...it sounds like you go there relatively often. What's the routine, and what's the expectation once there.

[QUOTE=Amigomio]Precocious...
Iam force to agree with Beavis... he is right.
You are taking as a matter of fact the words you speak in Spanish, but you have to remember that Spanish has gender rooted words.
It's like your interpretation of the Sabino Gordo dance hall as "Gordas".
Sabino Gordo means "Sabino the Fat" as in a man, male implication.
"Gordas" aplies to the female gender and not at all to the bar.

And to further be understood, the place is refered to by locals as "Sabino".[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=UnospongeBob]Whoa!!! Beavis...what a pleasant surprise...now there's a blast from the past.

With respect to Precocious' word "Gordas," I expect his terminology is probably more accurate with respect to the average size of women found therein than not, si?.

But, I have never really frequented that establishment but one time, with Porker.

Precocious, do tell...it sounds like you go there relatively often. What's the routine, and what's the expectation once there.[/QUOTE]

Amigomio is correct. I tend to be somewhat negligent in my reports regarding proper pronunciation. As for cuanto versus cuanta, the latter would be the correct feminine tense as the question would be referring to a ponacha as opposed to something masculine such as a pedal(penis) which I presume a woman would respond to a male escort with "cuanto?". But then again, I could be wrong.

As you know, I am not married which affords me the luxury of mongering for extended periods of time. Consequently, my MO(or stategy as you call it) will be different than the average monger. As with the case of Amigomio, I also possess the same luxury of appearing younger than my biological(41) years. That, coupled with the fact that the girls know I live here and am for the most part somewhat jubilado(retired), they are much less apprehensive to approach a gringo that speaks passable Spanish such as myself. With this in mind, the dance clubs(Sabino, Bar International) can be very prosperous. Not to say that I am not open to a SC girl experience as I had two last year that wanted to put me on their rotation(Sharon of the Tangalay and Anahi of Paseralas). Since I had a non-pro GF pretty much the entire time I was here, I never took them up on their offers of $60 and $100, respectively.

The other night at the newly-remodeled Bar Intenational, I spotted out a totally hot twenty-something-year-old and we made eye contact even though she was with a customer. When she was done with him and returned to her friends, I bought the table a round of drinks without introducing myself and then left the club. Now since I plan on rekindling my affinity for this particular establishment, my stategy of just getting my face and name back out there is completely different than if time were a pressing issue. If I were only here for a week, I would have to make my moves sooner rather than later.

Good to see that you are back with G-girl. For the one and only time I met her, she seemed quite pleasant.

[QUOTE=Beavis]Cuanta is not a word in Spanish.

Cuanto means, "how much or how many", but if you say cuanta they will look at you like, "What the fuck are you trying to say?"[/QUOTE]

"Cuanta" is a Spanish word and is the feminine gender counterpart of cuanto.

At least that is what it says in my 7th edition college textbook "Puntos de partida".

But then again, maybe you are right and the book is wrong. If you have time, you should take it up with the publishers, The McGraw-Hill Companies, Inc.

[QUOTE=Amigomio]I agree with withelding names... but, at least name the MP.[/QUOTE]


Marcella. I had previously described the MILF in a prior report naming the location. And I withheld her name only because of her personal issues, completely unrelated to mongering. I will always try to name names, otherwise, wants the sense of reporting if other mongers cannot attempt to share the same sexual experiences? Isn't that the purpose of the ISG?

I would hope that a monger would report here if he were to encounter the porn star Paris instead of hoarding her. It has been six months and I still think about my past sessions with her. It was that good. If said monger were to hoard her, I would not blame him. In fact, she is probaby being hoarded as we speak.

After my less than auspicoius experience at Marcella on Wednesday, I was feeling somewhat azul(blue) and thought of the perfect solution...another hook_r. Headed back to Intenzzo MP which seemed somewhat promising the day before. It appears to be a former medical building or could have actually been built specifically as a MP as there are in-room showers. $20/hh and I chose the very pretty Paola, however, not to be confused with the beautiful Paola Rey of pornstar fame. This 25-year-old possesses a very pretty face and a passable body. She has a five-year-old son and has worked at Intenzzo for one year. As she arduously tried to fit on the abused, undersized, 50 thread count sheet on the makeshift three-inch pad masquerading as a mattress, I briefly survey my current environment. Filthy floors, dirty walls and a National Geographic-type bathroom that I will be forced to use once I complete my session. No. These low-end MP's are not for the discriminating monger. As we realize that our futile attempts to fit the under-sized sheet are an obvious waste of time, we undress and I am pleased with Paola and her pretty face. She proceeds onto CBJ(I did not ask for bbbj), ball-licking, partial tongue bath and then CG. She is very accomodating and appears to not entirey dislike her job. I take the full 30 minutes and once the knock on the door occurs, she is kind enough to give me an additional five more minutes of some ball licking prior to my COF ending. A nice girl that I would recommend. Now after the session, like with all girls pro or non-pro, I permit her to shower first. After she is done, I ask for the soap and I get a confused look. Apparantly, that is not included in the $20 entrance fee. She yells something to the manager in rapid Spanish which is entirely unintelligible to me, and I see the manager scurrying off to find my special request. About three minutes later, a bottle of shampoo is presented to me and I am able to shower off my stench of the day. One thing about Signore. The girls have their own private showering area, presumably equiped with soap, which they use after every session. This non-soap thing is really unacceptable to me. It is actually uncalled for as soap is relatively cheap. No. I will not repeat at Intenzzo even though the girls are acceptable in appearance. Gave the pretty Paola a $15 tip, of which she seemed grateful, and off I went to Villagran and the SC's.

After some quality time on Villagran yesterday, some prior thoughts about MX that I remember and am quickly revisiting are that

a) my undeniable love for the Latina has not faded;
b) you cannot go into the SC's thinking I am going to have just one beer;
c) more often than not, the Tangalay is a great club and
d) budgets are meant to be broken.