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Fucking Cops (pun intended)
So I am at GBP but I do not want to hit anything because I am supposed to meet up with a chick that I met online at 9. This chick told me that she works for the government. So 9 comes and I send her a message asking where she was. She told me to meet her at La Sirena in Villa Mella. What the fuck? She was supposed to come to Gascue I thought, but okay. So exactly where are you going to be? She said in Domino's Pizza.
I drag my ass up to Villa Mella and don't see her. I send a message asking where she was. Now she is telling me to come to her house and sends me the location. I kept looking at it trying to figure out the way to go, then I realize the shit wasn't even in Spanish! I take a closer look and it is somewhere in bumfuck California. I tell her no way and to get here right now. I mean the store was closed so I am parked out on a main street right in front of the store. She says that she would walk up to the store and arrive in 5 minutes.
Man when that girl got there do you know I cussed her ass out. When you tell me you are going to be at a certain place at a certain time then be there. Don't waste my damn time. Then on top of that she didn't have nothing with her! I said where are your things? She said we had to go back to her house and get them. With all this fucking traffic out here? Geez. So we went to her house. Same damn neighborhood a chick I was messing with last time stays. And the pregnant casino dealer lives on the other side of the same neighborhood. She goes in to get her stuff and we head back to this side of town.
I have been up there so much that I didn't even have to use the GPS to get back. She said wow you really know your way around here. Actually, when we were leaving out of her neighborhood she was trying to tell me where to go and I said you don't have to tell me. I know how to get out of here. So we get back over this way and I decide to hit that new M7 restaurant that is on the malecon down from D'Luis. I know someone mentioned it on here before but I can not find the report. It is an overpriced Italian joint. What you pay for here is the ambiance.
I got the lasagna and water and old girl got something with shrimp in it, fries, and a margarita. Small portions. It was 2000 pesos! So old girl is looking at pictures in her phone and showing them to me. She comes to a picture where she has on a uniform with a shitload of stripes. Then she flips past that. I said wait a minute; what is that? She flips back and says me at work.
I said what do you do? She says oh I am a sargeant major with the National Police. I'm thinking what the fuck. I done cussed out the damn cops once again! She said she has been there 12 years. Then she showed a pic of her together with another chick with this same rank. I don't think this chick was over 25 and pretty as a mf. (I got her hooking my brother up with that chick.) I said how the hell is she the same rank as you? No way she has been there that long. She says yes she has been there 4 years, but her father is a colonel so they moved her up. I said that is stupid because she has no experience and when underlings come to her for things she may not know what to do. She said and that is exactly how it is.
So I told her that I hope she has her badge on her because the police like to stop me in this area when they see the rental car. She said that her ID was in her bag in the car. Before we could even get in the car good I asked to see that ID. She got it out and I took pictures of it. Let them mfs stop me now! Then I started riding around the malecon doing donuts and shit. Driving up Av Espana hanging all out the window. Not a cop in fucking sight! Any other time (when I am behaving myself) they would be on my ass like dog shit on grass. Now that I got some firepower they don't want no smoke. Next time Gadget!
We got back to the hotel and took a shower together and went to straight fucking. They were about to put us out of the hotel for causing an earthquake. The next morning she got up and said I knocked her period on. She had me drop her off at her school on the other end of Independencia. She said that she needed to find out when graduation is. I said what kind of shit is that? In my country you just look on the school website and you can even see when graduation is 3 years from now. They have to actually go all the fucking way up to the school to ask. On the way she showed me where her station is. I dropped her off at the admin building of the school or whatever it was and she hit me up later saying they still did not have any information on graduation. Big waste of time and money going back and forth up there. They need to get their shit together.
I am definitely keeping this chick. Last night she was saying that she was scared when I was mad at her the first night. She thought I was angry the entire time we were together. (I guess the way I was fucking the brakes off her.) I said no I was just upset at first because you did not do like you told me. I told her that she has some rough edges and I just need to train her a little. LOL. I be talking cash shit to these chicks.